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If America could be split into two separate countries... controlled by liberals, and one controlled by conservatives, I think it's interesting to imagine what those two countries would be like.

Liberal U.S - We'd have national health care, and a much smaller military with essentially no overseas presence and thus a much smaller military budget.

We'd have a strong social safety net, and our costs for police and prisons would be much lower as well, because some degree of de-criminalization of drug use would occur. Pot legalized. Emphasis on treatment programs as opposed to jail for people found guilty of possession of certain drugs.

Gay marriage legal, gay rights, racial and gender equality. Strict gun control. Free education through college.

Much higher taxes on upper income earners and thus less social stratification between rich and poor. Probably higher taxes for all to some degree.

Instead of giving money to oil companies, massive investment toward promoting alternative energy resources, electric vehicles, etc.

Conservative U.S. - "Entitlement" programs would be eliminated, which would probably take care of the illegal immigration problem, since desperate mothers would take to the fields picking cotton for dollars a day to keep their kids from starving, putting the Mexicans out of work.

Homelessness would sky-rocket, crime rate would sky-rocket, social unrest would sky-rocket as a result of the loss of the "safety net".

Massive military budget, and no gun laws, but then we would need a strong military to deal with social unrest and a personal home arsenal to protect our property from the have-nots.

Most environmental and safety regulations abolished, with expected consequences. On a positive note, when the Cuyahoga River catches fire again, it'll make for great tv on FoxNews.

Homosexual acts deemed illegal, all affirmative action programs eliminated and initiatives to promote gender equality - like Title IX - abolished - which would mean most women's college sports would be eliminated.

Abortions rendered illegal. This - in combination with the elimination of welfare - should allow us a return to the good old days when dirt-poor parents would drop off their kids at orphanages because they could no longer support them. Again, the good news here is that Hollywood celebrities will no longer have to go overseas to adopt a waif.

Seriously, if this were to happen, what would these countries be like, and in which one would you prefer to live?

by Anonymousreply 8910/07/2013

I think the first one is called Canada.

by Anonymousreply 207/23/2012

I fucking love you, R2.

by Anonymousreply 507/23/2012

Yeah, R2, the lib one would a lot like Canada, but I think the conservative one would be an oligarchy a lot like Mexico, just with more money and a bigger military.

by Anonymousreply 607/23/2012

Like heaven needs hell the conservatives need the liberals to fuel their desire for conservatism. Because of that the conservative side would invade the liberal side in order to liberate them from their liberal views and therefore keep the neverending struggle going.

by Anonymousreply 807/23/2012

I was coming to say what R2 said. We already know what a more liberal government in charge of America would look like, just look at Canada (current administration there aside).

Also notice how almost all their quality of life indicators are better than ours. Funny how that works.

by Anonymousreply 907/23/2012

OP, have you actually taken the time to read about American History? Your thread screams "No" but I just wanted to make sure. I ask because your scenarios are based on some ridiculously naive assumptions.

By the way, your belief that liberals would cut funding to the military industrial complex physically made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 1007/23/2012

r7, if it could work in Canada and the Nordic countries, then it could work here.

by Anonymousreply 1207/23/2012

[quote]By the way, your belief that liberals would cut funding to the military industrial complex physically made me laugh out loud.

Wtf, R10? Your comment makes no sense at all!

Of course liberals would cut funding to the military! If they're peaceful, why would they need to spend so much on it?

by Anonymousreply 1307/23/2012

[quote]Pragmatically stated, who is picking the food crops and cleaning toilets?

Obviously both countries would still need Mexicans.

by Anonymousreply 1407/23/2012

So 2 Americas,

1. No guns, no religion and gay marriage

2. All the guns, all the religions and no gays.

This would last about 2 weeks until the one America invaded and took over the other.

by Anonymousreply 1507/23/2012

This sort of reductionism may tickle some, but it's too simplistic and inaccurate for any meaningful consideration. I'm liberal, but as the pompous R10 notes, there would not be the sort of military cuts posited under a "liberal" system. Reordering, yes, but the USA would still be the USA. Also, "liberal" is not inevitably "pacifist." Nor is it "sitting duck." Nor is it "against the oil lobby and big business who are often needed for campaign support and political leverage."

But what's more alarming in the polarity described is the misunderstanding of the term "conservative." I guess the real dichotomy presented is between sensible humanist idealists and craven Tea Party neofascist demagogues. The latter is not really what conservatism is about (if one could only find a conservative today), and many of the extreme positions presented would be mitigated in reality. The lip service of the mob would crash in the event of the attempt to actually implement the policies they pretend to support, mainly because they simply think they want to stick it to others to make themselves feel better.

Rereading this, I see I'm pompous, but I still haven't accused anyone of not reading history or declaring I've laughed "out loud" like R10. And here I thought a donkey had escaped from the children's zoo.

by Anonymousreply 1607/23/2012

Of course they would cut military spending. You still can be a big military power when you don't have to fill fat cats' private bank accounts and all the budget goes to actual military safety measures.

Less money, but yet more effective.

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2012

There are already 2 Americas. The 1 percenters and the 99 percenters. The 1 percenters can leave at anytime and form their own country, but the 99 percenters keep 99% of the money.

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2012

When too few people control too many assets, not when too many people. Sometime I amaze myself in that I read it over before I posted and still missed that.

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2012

Keep in mind OP that most military bases are now in red states. They did that for a reason, and not just because they didn't have any industry in their crappy states. They did it to have military power concentrated in their states.

Get it?

by Anonymousreply 2307/23/2012

R7, Regarding who would do the "mindless labor" work, not everyone is equipped to or wants to spend 16 years in school.

Not everyone is going to stay in school and be an engineer or accountant. They may go with a trade school option or just drop out and spend the rest of their lives doing itinerant labor, just like people do now. Living in a liberal society isn't going to change basic human nature.

As far as dealing with an emerging Hitler if we reduce our military presence, I really think the raging dictator with expansionist tendencies is an outdated meme. If you want to take over the world, you don't have to do it like Hitler did - you do it like the Chinese have done to us, you just buy out your enemies and devastate their economies. Victory without a drop of blood.

by Anonymousreply 2407/23/2012

What are the border of this new found utopia going to be?

by Anonymousreply 2507/23/2012

The North would be a second Canada with more fat people.

The South would be a large Venezuela.

by Anonymousreply 2607/23/2012

R13. It's called the military industrial complex.

by Anonymousreply 2807/23/2012

The first would quickly become a totalitarian state and the second would become like Europe in the Middle Ages.

by Anonymousreply 2907/23/2012

So one country is going to be full of rich white men, the other full of poor women and minorities (with no military and open borders). Hmmmm. The decision isn't as easy as you think it is.

by Anonymousreply 3007/23/2012

What a joke R30. White men who are not from the south don't care for your ways.

by Anonymousreply 3107/24/2012

I don't understand why would Freepers need to invade our country? They're getting their utopia, so why would they need to invade?

If that's the case, then I think if we did get to have a liberal country, we would need at least one nuke as a deterrent -- and I'd like to control the button on that one.

If Freeperland so much as lets a fart cross the boarder into our country, they're gone.

by Anonymousreply 3207/24/2012

They'll kick our asses in sports.

by Anonymousreply 3307/24/2012

R33, chances are, they won't let in black people, so highly doubtful they could beat us. Bowling and Hockey - that's about it.

Besides, we can import rugby. Lots of hot liberal guys.

They can keep their Tim Tebow. Here's Aussie Rugger David Pocock for your viewing pleasure. He's another Christian (the good kind):

[quote]Like Desmond Tutu, sociologist and evangelist Tony Campolo and Baptist Pastor Matt Glover (who's job was recently jeopardised for openly supporting the LGBT community), I'm supportive of gay marriage, not despite my faith in Jesus, but because of it.

You think meathead Tebow even knows who Desmond Tutu is?

by Anonymousreply 3407/24/2012

R29 hit the nail on the head. In fact, thinking about this makes me realize we actually have it good with a healthy mixture of the two as we are. (each keeping the other side in check).

by Anonymousreply 3507/24/2012

No, R35, we don't have a healthy mixture.

I can't speak for all blue staters, but I'm sick of red state assholes who -in theory- are Republicans but in reality would shrivel up and die without the federal government.

I'm tired of paying more in taxes than them, yet they get to dictate the direction of the country because they get to have an equal voice in the Senate despite their population being lower than my apt building.

I'm tired of ignorant, red state turds complaining about the "liberal agenda" then getting to collect federal aid. I'm tired of these assholes complaining about what they "pay for" when they don't pay for shit.

They whine about having to pay for women's healthcare, yet I'm supposed to pay for viagra and the wars perpetrated by the morons who need viagra because they can't get it up.

Fuck the red states. They can have the middle of the country for all I care. Corn is garbage. They can keep it. Let them have zero regulations.

The fucking internet was started because of government funding, and these assholes use it for the sole purpose of screaming about not wanting government. They're a bunch of troglodytes who should have to live like backwoods morons.

by Anonymousreply 3607/24/2012

[quote] and a much smaller military with essentially no overseas presence

this depends on what you call "presence". the liberal form of governance would possibly have a greater and more beneficent influence abroad.

by Anonymousreply 3707/24/2012

I still want a strong military. We just wouldn't use it for the sole purpose of advancing the neo con agenda.

I'd want to be able to go into the Congo and stop the genocide.

by Anonymousreply 3807/24/2012

R38 So you would send American service members to end the genocide? With or without Congress' permission? How does genocide in the Congo threaten American national security?

by Anonymousreply 3907/24/2012

Oh, OP. Your naivete is stunning, but to address some of the most blatant fallacies in your hypothetical:

1) The most liberal states are on the West and East Coasts, with the very sizable middle comprised almost entirely of red states or ones that switch back and forth depending on the year. How do you propose to marry the West Coast with the Northeast in terms of establishing a "liberal nation"?

2) If the nation was split, the 1% would almost certainly relocate to the conservative side. How would you develop a fair tax structure when your revenues would come overwhelmingly from taxing the middle class, at rates undoubtedly higher than before? (to support the "safety net" measures you advocate) Also, it's safe to say that nearly all corporations would relocate to conservative states with low taxes.

3) Given the exodus of high wage earners and multibillion-dollar conglomerates, where would all this infrastructure building for alternative energy sources and electric vehicles come from? You do understand that the reason we don't have more of either is because a) we can't produce enough alternative energy to even come close to meeting our electricity needs, and b) electric vehicles have extreme limitations that would only be increased by segregating America, given the inevitable increased cost of electricity?

4) Why on earth would "homosexual acts" be made illegal, when a conservative Supreme Court already ruled strongly in favor of allowing privacy rights for gays? How do you reconcile this belief with the fact that the many libertarians in the GOP believe the government should stay the hell out of such matters?

5) Ditto abortion. You are aware that abortion was legal in many states, including conservative ones, before the Supreme Court decided to legalize it on a national level? And that the Supreme Court, even though it's conservative-dominated, has specifically decided to not take any cases that directly challenge a woman's right to choose as defined by Roe v. Wade?

6) On what basis do you believe "homelessness would skyrocket"? You provide no facts, or even suppositions, to support this claim. (Also, if you'd spent any time in liberal meccas like San Francisco, you'd know that the homelessness problems is already out of control in many locations with temperate climates, including California and much of the Southwest.)

OP, why don't you just go ahead and remove the tinhat, and perhaps seek help for the conspiracy theories that threaten to overtake your entire personality?

by Anonymousreply 4007/24/2012

[quote]I still want a strong military. We just wouldn't use it for the sole purpose of advancing the neo con agenda.

We would adopt the Swiss model. Everyone would serve, we would all get super cool training, and we would have a rifle and ammunition in our closets (that we would never use). Two weeks a year we would all go train, which would consist of camping and blowing up stuff. It would be terrific fun, and would have bicycle troops and all the other tricky stuff the Swiss have.

We would only defend our borders (guess who we would practice defending against), we would have all the roads and bridges at the border mined, and we would build secret underground air bases, hollow out mountains to hide cannons and tons of other really neat stuff.

The "Other Guys" would be jealous as all Hell.

by Anonymousreply 4107/24/2012

r23, the reason all the military bases are in the South is because the South was so solidly Democratic for so many years (a century) that getting elected to the House or Senate meant you were there for life. Being in Congress for life meant that you got power in the your committee(s) and got to steer the money and the bases to your district or state. And you wanted those bases because back then there was very little industry in the South. You needed to deliver the government-funded jobs that the military bases provided. Now the Republicans, who are the heirs of those Solid South Democrats of old, pretend they don't believe in stimulus spending or Keynesian economics, but there is simply no denying that a huge percentage of the employment and growth in the South for much of the 20th century came from government spending in the form of military spending. Today, some Republican idiots truly don't believe government spending creates jobs because they're so fucking stupid they don't consider military spending to be government spending. Others know better.

by Anonymousreply 4207/24/2012

R42 Uh, no. Although your anti-Republican propaganda is admirable.

The reason all the military bases have SHIFTED south is because it's cheaper; there's more land and there's quicker deployment to the coasts. We don't need submarine bases as close to Russia as possible anymore because the threat (not Russia) has changed. Plus Northeast cities/towns are growing much quicker than the South which results in higher land leasing prices and less geographic area for training. Most of all, the culture in the South is much more attuned to the martial mindset.

by Anonymousreply 4307/24/2012

R42 is exactly right. You are the fool here R43, and what you say is a lie. Actually there were some other reasons, such as 1) the South revolted against America so the feds wanted to keep a watch on them; and 2) The South was closer to fields of action in Mexico and the Caribbean. But mainly, it was the Congressmen and Senators.

by Anonymousreply 4407/25/2012

I'm all for dividing the country. I'm pretty tired of the conservative states dragging the rest of us down.

As far as the geography of it, there would either have to be 3 countries, or the liberal country would be split down the middle.

I imagine the northeast states, from DC up to Maine as one country, the 3 west coast states as another, and all the leftovers as the conservative country.

by Anonymousreply 4507/25/2012

The west, northwest, east and northeast should just join Canada. Clean break.

by Anonymousreply 4707/25/2012

R44 Your ignorance is amazing. I can see how much thought you actually put into what you believe.

Am I lying about land prices? Northeast expansion being faster than South? The fact that Russia is no longer the primary enemy? That there's more available land at a cheaper price in the South? Please tell me more about my lie because I'm dying to know.

Instead if being someone who offers up pathetic reasons like "But mainly, it was the Congress and Senators" you should take the time to actually understand WHY the Congressman and Senators made the decision. Maybe even read (novel concept) the Congressional documents about base closures and the reasons that were given.

Learn how to think.

by Anonymousreply 4807/25/2012

Why are we over thinking this? Aren't most military bases in the South because no one really wants to go to basic training where there's 4 feet of snow on the parade grounds and the wind chill is -6?

If you joined the Navy you went through basic in either Great Lakes outside Chicago or San Diego. Where do think most recruits wanted to go when they enlisted in January?

by Anonymousreply 4907/25/2012

Red states need blue states to pay the bills.

by Anonymousreply 5007/25/2012

From another thread that I always think of when I see posts like this: "It means I don't want to talk politics with YOU.".

by Anonymousreply 5107/25/2012

R48, if they wanted the cheapest land, the Kentucky hills and the Rio Grande valley would have all the military bases. It was political. Indeed, some of the most important command centers are in cities where land has never been cheap (Tampa, San Diego).

by Anonymousreply 5207/25/2012

I believe this “experiment” has already happened. I also believe it was called East and West Germany, and we all know how that turned out. As a conservative I am hardly surprised that none of you “progressive” liberals can’t seem to remember that. I am however in favor of this “experiment” mainly because I am tired of seeing this country slowly turning into a socialist state and seeing my tax money go to not the poor but the lazy. Does anyone here really think that spreading the wealth around really work? Do you really believe that any of this so called “free” college or health care is really free? Again I point out another example that history has provided us…the USSR! Back a few decades ago the USSR tried this form of government and I failed miserably. It led them to produce many faulty products, not so much because of a lack of innovation, but more a lack of motivation. You see redistributing the wealth to a point that everyone makes the same amount of money it makes the workers think why should I bust my ass and take time to really think of ways to improve existing products or to create new ones. Then their colleagues think to themselves why am I doing all the work when my co-workers sits around all day doing nothing and yet we make the same amount of money. This led to them stealing a lot of the United States inventions and ideas, which by the way those people were given incentive to create and improve products. One product that I can think of right now all though not made back in that time period was the iPhone/iPod. Do you think that if Steve Jobs and his team would really have invented this amazing product if there was no incentive for them to do so? Now as far as the “free” health care goes, when has anyone ever drove by a doctor’s office and seen a sign out front saying “free check-ups” or “free exams”, please if you have I would love for anyone to share their address with me. Now I know that more than likely all of you have seen hotels advertising “free complimentary breakfast”, but ask you self is it really free? No, what happens is either they cut down on their staffs hours and have them just do a little more work or just simply raise the fee of a room by a few dollars to make up for the cost of providing this “complimentary breakfast”. I could go on and on and on about how this change is by far the worst idea ever conceived by anyone that thought we would benefit by it, but I have other things I would like to do and now I only ask one thing of the readers of my comments. Look back at history and see what Marxism/socialism/communism has done to many countries around the world, then I ask that you would do a little bit of research on the principals of Marxism/socialism/communism and compare them to what policies that this current administration has passed and also the ones that they are trying to, I promise you that if you do this with an open mind you will see that the two are not far off. But even though we still have another four more years of this coming there still is hope. Write your local and state officials and voice your displeasure with how these policies are not only economically destroying America but also morally destroying America, tell them and assure them that if we do not stop on this path to socialism that they have lost your vote in any upcoming election. I just hope and pray that some of you don’t just read this stick your nose in the air and write me off as just another right wing nut job, and I hope that something is done before the greatest nation that God has put on this earth is gone. Thank You

by Anonymousreply 5311/12/2012

If America were split into two separate countries...

The top half (the Pacific West, Upper Midwest, and Northeast) would become like Canada - socially liberal, decent government services, and economically successful.

And the bottom half (the South, Texas, and Arizona) would become like Mexico - high income inequality, violent, and an economic basketcase.

by Anonymousreply 5411/12/2012

If something so extreme as splitting into multiple countries were done, then there would probably also be some reorganization of the states themselves. When we think of blue states, we forget that geographically, much of the land at a county level is red. See 2012 results by county map at link. States like Illinois, Pennsylvania, California, Oregon and Washington would have huge sections that would probably break away from their state to join Red America, and what would states do? Would that be what leads to shooting war right at the start?

Blue American might be defined as New England, New York, the Pacific coast part of the Pacific states, and scattered city-states (e.g. Chicago).

by Anonymousreply 5511/13/2012

Can we keep Florida south of Orlando?

by Anonymousreply 5611/13/2012

I think the South (red) would degenerate into a gigantic "Lord of the Flies" scene. They wouldn't attack the blue country because they would have imploded. Someone asked about where all the Black Americans would go; right now well over half of the African American population lives in the "Old Confederacy"--I'm wondering if they will secede from the New Confederacy and form an autonomous area, something like what Black Muslims have been calling for for years. That said, I wonder what a new Black country would be like. Some counties in the South have majority Black populations but if they were to be strung together into a sovereign nation it would probably be among the poorest nations in the Western Hemisphere.

by Anonymousreply 5711/14/2012

[quote]I just hope and pray that some of you don’t just read this stick your nose in the air and write me off as just another right wing nut job, and I hope that something is done before the greatest nation that God has put on this earth is gone.

Wing nut job that doesn't understand what paragraphs are.

by Anonymousreply 5811/14/2012

I'm most fascinated by Libertarians. There has never been a country that ran on Libertarian principles. How would a country survive without the social contract and where selfishness and every man for himself was the guiding principle of law?

by Anonymousreply 5911/14/2012

I'd fear for the environment, the elderly and the animals stuck in Red Country.

by Anonymousreply 6011/14/2012


by Anonymousreply 6111/14/2012

The sad thing is that there would be too many citizens of the liberal America that would insist since the conservative former Americans find themselves in such a dire situation that we are somehow obligated to bail them out.

by Anonymousreply 6411/14/2012

I think a presidential commission should be established to seriously consider the states' requests for secession. Around November of next year, it's announced that Alabama and Mississippi will be allowed to secede without prejudice January 2014. A year later, we say goodbye to Tennessee and Arkansas. In 2015, it's South Carolina and Idaho. In 2016, we give Texas to Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 6511/15/2012

Is this what you had in mind?

by Anonymousreply 6611/16/2012

I think Anonymous has it all wrong. People who are on welfare and people who want abortions and drug addicts would gravitate to the liberal side. That would not cause homeless to skyrocket on the conservative side.

Gun owners already have their guns they would stay on the conservative side. Crime would be lower with no drug addicts steeling in order to buy drugs. Also there would be no need for drug pushers. Crime would be lower when all homeowners have guns to protect themselves. People who want to work and take care of themselves instead of being dependent on the Government would stay in the conservative side.

People who do not want to take responsibility for themselves or make decisions for themselves would gravitate to the liberal side.

The government does not hand out money to oil companies. Oil companies pay taxes to the government. On every gallon of gasoline that you buy at the gas station the oil companies make about ten cents. The government gets about forth cents. The taxes are a lot more than the oil companies profits.

by Anonymousreply 6710/05/2013

The problem with socialism is you always run out of other people's money.

by Anonymousreply 6810/05/2013

As previous posters noted, the right-wing country would invade all its neighbors, just like the US has been doing since the end of WW2.

We need a one world language: General American English.

A one world government. With the internet, there is no need for a capital.

Divide up the world into a global village, made up of 7000 city boroughs with a million citizens, each with a representative that meets over the internet with the city council and mayor of the world.

With no military, money can be directed to a minimal guaranteed income to ensure basic needs. No one is allowed to own $10 million of anything, universal health care, free education up to college, no fault auto insurance.

All forms of consensual sex allowed with a minimal age of consent age of 15, all drugs allowed, abortion and euthanasia allowed, death penalty abolished.

All money is electronic and issued by the government interest free. No taxes on anything since the government can inflate and pay itself.

There are more than enough resources on this planet to accomplish this and more.

by Anonymousreply 6910/05/2013

It's an interesting idea.

Let's look at history.

What are the roots of the progressive/liberal movements? Certainly urban ares. But also the labor movement. I don't see a conservative part of the country that isn't heavily dependent on labor. Eventually conservatives will act like conservatives and another labor movement. There goes your pure conservative country.

Let's look at the liberal country. It may be more urban. But it will be dependent on some kind of industrial growth. Then there will be more corporate growth. Then to compete and support the liberal economy corporate influence will increase. Then soon there goes your pure liberal country.

What do we have left? Two countries pretty much just like each other.

by Anonymousreply 7010/05/2013

Your idea sounds horrible, r69. And why should "General American English" be chosen as the only language?

by Anonymousreply 7110/05/2013

r71, it's the easiest and most universal language. And the most understandable accent.

All countries, religions and major transnational financial corps are headed by psychopaths. The people on this planet don't need them.

Every flag and religious symbol on this planet is a license to kill someone else with a different flag or symbol. The people on this planet don't need them.

No more countries!

by Anonymousreply 7210/05/2013

The liberal side would be an Islamic Theocracy and the conservative side would look like this:

by Anonymousreply 7310/05/2013

You're either a child, OP, or extremely naive.

by Anonymousreply 7410/05/2013

At least it's good to come away with this from reading a fine, balanced premise.

by Anonymousreply 7510/05/2013

The Conservative side would be a lot richer than the Liberal side.

by Anonymousreply 7610/07/2013

R69 Fuck off, why can't it just be called English?

by Anonymousreply 7710/07/2013

General American English, honestly. (lol) "American English" is not a real language, it's just a bastardisation (or as you'd have "bastardization") of standard English.

by Anonymousreply 7810/07/2013

And I've never seen the point of American spelling variations (color instead of colour, criticise instead criticize etc.)

by Anonymousreply 7910/07/2013

[quote]You think meathead Tebow even knows who Desmond Tutu is?

No, but he's probably worn a tutu.

by Anonymousreply 8010/07/2013

Why would we need different countries? These tea party/libertarian assholes are going to die out in the next twenty years, and its politicians will wash out long before that. Milennials (everyone under 40) may not be as progressive as I'd like, but they sure ain't rock-ribbed, conventional Republicans. A lot of these battles have been lost by Republicans, and the only reason Tea Party Repugs are fighting so hard now is because they know they've lost the battle. Not just the skirmish, but the whole war.

Every step backward we see (recall of politicians in Colorado and a secession movement there in several conservative counties) is just an acknowledgement that liberalism is winning, that demographics are against conservatives, and that these are pathetic flounderings which will lose in the long run, even if they seem to win in the short run.

by Anonymousreply 8110/07/2013

To my fellow humans in the Commonwealth, regarding the English language:

The British people are a great people, who have made many fine contributions to the world, the greatest being the invention of "their language." But it is no longer their exclusive property alone. Through their colonization of 75% of this planet's land surface, this language has spread the world over. It is the de facto language of the world and now belong to the 7 billion people now alive, whether they speak it or not.

A world standard needs to be made, not only regarding spelling, but pronunciation as well. The easiest to understand, to enunciate, to spell, is General American. The name should of course be change to General English, and someday to "English." I hope one day we can just call it "words," and refer everyone as a "human" instead of an ethnicity or nationality.

When the global village arrives, all of us should easily understand one another.

by Anonymousreply 8210/07/2013

'General American' sounds fucking stupid. English was created by us, that is the language you American speak. Just because you choose to spell a few words differently, pronounce some words differently (that's mainly an accent thing), have your own slang and sayings, does not mean you have developed your own language. You speak our language. Americans always have to be different, don't they.

by Anonymousreply 8310/07/2013

You never hear the phrase "Australian English" or "Irish English"

by Anonymousreply 8410/07/2013

I imagine all of the deregulation in GOP-controlled Fuckedupistan will lead to fewer ramps, so how will all of those motorized-scooters be able to get around?

Oh wait, most of those old fucks never paid for those scooters themselves, so they won't have them subsidized.

Practice crawling up those stairs on your bellies, pop-pop and nana.

by Anonymousreply 8510/07/2013

. . . and the one controlled by the repubs would have pork cracklins!!


by Anonymousreply 8610/07/2013

[R84] Actually you do. Irish English and Australian English, are recognised forms of English,along with Canadian, Indian and several other forms.

by Anonymousreply 8710/07/2013

Splitting up America isn't the answer.

Look, you've got individuals on this planet and corporations that are larger and more wealthy than some countries! And they are sharks -- all they do is swim and eat. They have to continually draw more and more wealth from others. They are not beholden or loyal to any nation. They pit nations against each other. They sap the wealth and vitality out of a nation and move on to the next.

That call center in India is starting to get expensive? The workers are looking for a wage that they can survive on, and provide for their families? Well! Fuck them! Lets move the call center to Jamaica or somewhere. There's always somewhere where people are so desperate that we can take advantage of it!

The only long term hope not just for America but for the planet is to take down these parasites. We need to take back the wealth and, more importantly, the power that bastards like the Koch brothers and Murdoch hold over the populace. Why do they have such power? Because they inherited wealth? Are they what a modern day monarchy looks like? It's really sad, actually.

by Anonymousreply 8810/07/2013

OP I don't agree with you but you know how to start a productive thread.

by Anonymousreply 8910/07/2013
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