Adorable little hipster.
I want to fuck Jason Schwartzman.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/03/2013|
Explain or fuck off R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/15/2012|
His brother Robert is hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/15/2012|
Wow. Robert really looks like his mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/15/2012|
He's the ugliest person to have appeared on camera in a non-documentary film since Tod Browning's Freaks. OP, either you're Helen Keller or Brian Peppers.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/15/2012|
Jason is hot and I loved his tv show Bored to Death
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/15/2012|
Quoted for truth R5. His unibrow and eagle-esque beak are quite off-putting. He's not much in the body department either.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/15/2012|
I would like to fuck him as well, OP, but I'm into guys like that. Some call them odd, or "ugly-hot". I don't know what it is. I just find him delish, in a nerdy, Jewish kind of way.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/15/2012|
I hate him with the heat of ten thousand suns.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/15/2012|
I think Jonah Hill is uglier.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/15/2012|
I wish he'd wash his hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/15/2012|
r5 Dj Qualls and Adrien Brody are right with Jason. I hate big noses.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/15/2012|
I love big noses. They always portend big dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/15/2012|
I don't even know who the fuck this is. Pic, please?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/15/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/15/2012|
He was a little bit sexy in Spun. Rushmore is one of my favorite films of all time.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/15/2012|
I'd rather have my face burned off or eaten by a chimp than look like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/15/2012|
Jason's cute, but Adam Goldberg is hot like fire:
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/15/2012|
He a compact little guy, only 5'6". I don't know anything about him, but I just read his mother is tallia shire from the Rocky films. Sounds like he comes form big house, butter and eggs type people.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/15/2012|
I generally like the nerdy-Jewish look, but Jason is way too short and way too hairy. I think 5'6" is a generous guess as to his height.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/15/2012|
He's cousin to Nicholas Cage and Sofia Coppola, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/15/2012|
He is NOT Jewish, r8 and r21. He is Italian-American.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/16/2012|
[quote]way too hairy
I love hairy, but I would recommend to Jason that he tend to his nose hair before any further photo shoots.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/16/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/16/2012|
Short is sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/16/2012|
Having dined at several location around the city Iv got to say that this Golden Corral at 123 N Interstate Dr, Norman, OK was the worst place Iv ever eaten. Please take the time to read the Negative reviews about this store I found them to be all to true. from the moment I drove up I new this was going to be one of those Experiences that make me wonder why I didn't keep going down the road. the roof of the establishment (and I use that term loosely) was coming apart with shingles missing all over probable leaking water into the building causing mold to build up in and around the ceiling tiles the reason I noticed is because I am very allergic to mold. anyway I continue on as I parked and walked to the front door I find 4 people standing outside at the corner of the building smoking ( yes I'm allergic to that too) next to the side Emergency Exit which was also blocked by a purple ford truck (what if there was a fire) OK!! well they where laughing and carrying on about how they had mistreated a few customers, one of the girls a hefty brown headed girl ended the chat by saying F#@(-em as I walked by yes you know that feeling I'm getting in my stomach (why again did I come here?) On into the building yes I stood at the counter what seemed to be an eternity and waited for someone to get my drink and take my money there was no one their then another girl said In Broken English just a minute shes coming (OK!)another minute (who works here) well guess who shows up the chubby brown headed girl I passed at the corner of the building with the fowl mouth talking on here cell phone o-ya this just keeps getting better she saw me walk in but never gave a second thought as to not leave a customer standing in line for 10 minutes. she takes my drink order and my money never dropping the phone even while juggling it to give me plates and change when I asked where the silverware was she just pointed to the end of the counter never missing a word of here phone call. after searching the restaurant I managed to find a clean table But the music (Spanish Lacockarocha) Blaring from the back was so loud and obnoxious that I couldn't think and the waitress didn't speak English very well, So on to the other side away from the horrible music moldy ceiling tiles and on to a waiter who spoke English (Didn't I just see him outside) yes well as I'm getting my steak the cook is standing on the grill spraying stainless metal cleaner all over the place all over the steaks chicken and all the other food near the grill (holly cow Batman) you just contaminated the whole bar EVERYTHING!! when he sees me he jumps down grabs this awful contaminated half raw piece of meat and gives it a slice and shows it to me like a Butcher killing a cow NO THANK YOU but other people where happy to take what I passed up. Yes he served it. I told the manager (YES!! SHE WAS JUST OUTSIDE SMOKING AND LAUGHING WITH THE OTHERS) she told him not to clean the grill until closing which wasn't for a few more hours..WHAT?? what about the contaminated food which was still being served. she said Ill take care of it then she walked to the back as soon as she thought I wasn't looking she went and sat down and talked on her phone i guess she is laughing about all the people that will be sick tonight,, well I guess I don't need steak (THAT I PAID FOR) I guess a salad. trying to eat my salad at my table was no small quite experience my waiter that speaks English wont leave my table he stands over me trying to start conversations about me, his family, his friends,working here, making no money waiting tables (that I can believe) after a few minutes of his yakking in my ear I asked can I have some dinner rolls just to get him to leave me alone. He says sure they should be done in a few minutes well I will just end this here but needless to say NEVER AGAIN Avoid this place at all cost. As I left the building guess who's out on a another smoke break the manager of doom, chubby girl, Blondy, yakking waiter, and two others
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/16/2012|
As a palate cleanser after whatever the hell r27 was, Jason Schwartzman has a tight little arse:
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/16/2012|
Jason has a nose just made for facials. Although I'd wait until the third of fourth time to waste it on his face.
Adam Goldberg wimpers at the thought of a cock near his hole, and he's not very clean. Hairy and not clean - no thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/16/2012|
He looks like he has bad BO !
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/16/2012|
He is a tiny, tiny man. Seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/16/2012|
His dad was Jewish R23.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/16/2012|
Cutest in I HEART HUCKABEES.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/19/2012|
OP, are you also the one that wants to fuck Demetri Martin?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/19/2012|
Adorable little hipster.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/23/2012|
So fucking hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/28/2012|
What's he up to?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/23/2012|
What kind of LOL is that, R39? He's cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/10/2012|
Just watched him in an early BORED TO DEATH episode ... so fucking cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/03/2013|