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Greetings and Salutations from Connie Sellecca

Oh, I was just having a lovely evening, reading my New Testament while John plays something New-Agey on the new piano. New, new, new! It's who I am, what I stand for; born-again, again and again! Before I fingerpaint a portrait of my Lord and Savior, I was wondering. . .

Questions, bitches?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 4108/03/2013

Who?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 107/14/2012

Next?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 212/02/2012

Connie, you were on two network programmed in the 80s, but never appeared on "Battle of the Network Stars". We're you unwilling to compete with two left feet? Afraid of Howard Cosell grabbing your fun bags? Too chicken to go up against Nancy McKeon in "Simon Says"?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 312/02/2012

While we're on the topic of 'Battle of the Network Stars', did you and Scott Baio ever check out what inside each others' bathing suit?

Also, is Gil hung? What about Gib? Why did you name him Gib? Is he gay? He sure is purty...

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 412/02/2012

She's a prude.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 512/02/2012

Are you so washed up that even "Dancing With the Stars" doesn't call?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 612/02/2012

Is this another eldergay thread?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 712/02/2012

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 812/02/2012

Yes it is, R7! And one day, when you are an eldergay and you are here talking about Justin Bieber Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattwhateverthehellhisname is, a younger gay will drop in and be obnoxious to YOU!

Or, better yet, perhaps you will never be an eldergay, and die in a slow and painful meth OD instead! :)

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 912/02/2012

Her ex hubby is a Xian freak too! If that pretty son of theirs is gay, don't plan on him coming out soon.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1012/02/2012

That was profoundly stupid, R9. Be glad someone is calling you 'eldergay', and not 'fat cunt'.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1112/02/2012

The number of obscure personalities from decades ago that get mentioned on this site never ceases to amaze me.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1212/02/2012

Any good Bette Davis stories?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1312/02/2012

She has really pretty hair and such a thing as that was showcased in her television show "Hotel" because of how she was a shit actress.

The daughter she had with John Tesh is named Prima Tesh and that sounds like an entree or maybe an energy drink, doesn't it?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1412/02/2012

And she always wore blue.

I like blue.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1512/02/2012

Greatest American Hero title sequence.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1612/02/2012

An anti-drug PSA from Connie

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1712/02/2012

She was gorgeous. And I liked her on "Greatest American Hero" as a kid. So she deserves her little footprint on pop culture.

(Always thought William Katt was adorable and wanted his hair).

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1812/02/2012

Connie and Jennifer Connelly could have been sisters.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 1912/02/2012

And Jennifer:

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2012/02/2012

R11 = Fat cunt

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2112/02/2012

I find this place magical and. . .electric! Inspiring--like the sounds of John tinkering away on the piano while the smell of fresh apple and cinnamon pie fills the home and I snuggle down with a cup of hot cocoa--but not too hot. I have heard horrifying tales about too-hot McDonald's coffee. My stars! Coffee is the devil's nexctar!

Anyway, I was pondering the possibilities of adapting this place and its many stories into a comeback vehicle for me. My many fans have been pestering me--in a loving way, of course--to get something, anything back on TV. I'm thinking, "Not Without My EST: The Datalounge Story" would make a great starring vehicle for me--maybe even an ongoing series! Why, I could be Mrs. Patrick Campbell. Or Cheryl, long-time sufferer of female odor. Or that gargoyle's neighbor! I'd most like John, though, to display his acting chops in a vignette entitled, "Once Around the Salad Bar". He can be quite. . .controlling! (And, between you and me. . .I like it!)

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2212/02/2012

I dont know why but I always confuse Connie Selleca with Morgan Brittany.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2312/02/2012

R23 - Morgan Brittany is a poor man's Connie Sellecca.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2412/02/2012

Well, that's just rude, R21. Are you getting the shakes from pussy juice withdrawal? You can visit your mother in the home again next weekend.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2512/02/2012

Is she the one with tractor foot?

I get confused.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2612/02/2012

Ms. Celica, I ADORED you on those commercials where you tried to sing and vamp while pushing Ace's helpful hardware man.

Did you ever marry that beefy football announcer?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2712/02/2012

I always confused her with Veronica Hamel, who was on Hill Street Blues. Anyway a cousin of mine was a PA for John and Connie a few years ago. He said he was fine but she was a bitch.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2812/02/2012

Veronica looked a little like Connie, but has a much harder edge.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 2912/02/2012

That's "Bitchtress" to you, R28!

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3012/02/2012

Bump.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3112/23/2012

I envied Connie when she married John Tesh. He was so fucking hot back in the day.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3212/23/2012

Whatever happened to her Sellecca Solution makeup line? Whatever happened to her informercials?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3308/02/2013

Are you still raven-haired and bird-brained Connie? My father used to jerk off to your loveliness.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3408/02/2013

Connie and Alyssa Milano were in a film together called the Surrogate.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3508/02/2013

I can't believe she managed to stay with that bland guy for so many years.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3608/02/2013

1977 commercial with Shelley hack

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3708/02/2013

Connie had one of the most beautiful manes of hair.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3808/02/2013

Why didn't she have a bigger career?

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 3908/03/2013

Why is she not answering questions???

She is and was nothing and lucky that 38 people vaguely remember her name. My father had some pleasure on her at least.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 4008/03/2013

Great point, r40.

by John Tesh's Obedient Wifereply 4108/03/2013
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