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I want to fuck Demetri Martin.

He's adorable. I can't help myself.

by Anonymousreply 2301/03/2013

I asked " 'Metri" about you and he said, "No."


by Anonymousreply 107/13/2012

He's 39! I want to be mad at him for dressing like a 23-year-old record store employee at that age but I have to admit he sells the illusion pretty well.

by Anonymousreply 207/13/2012

Michael Cera, too?

by Anonymousreply 307/13/2012

Jesus? Is the person playing his mom an actress or did she have him when she was 14? Also his hair is terrible.

by Anonymousreply 407/13/2012

He's 39??? I always thought he was around 25.

by Anonymousreply 507/13/2012

I absolutely do not want to fuck Michael Cera.

by Anonymousreply 607/13/2012

I absolutely do not want to fuck Michael Cera.

by Anonymousreply 707/13/2012

He fucked Ang Lee, so he'd probably fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 807/13/2012

Sounds great. Can't wait.

by Anonymousreply 907/13/2012

I also assumed he was in his 20s.

by Anonymousreply 1007/13/2012

Beautiful hair, beautiful eyes, beautiful jeans ...

by Anonymousreply 1107/16/2012

Demetri plays too much with gay themes to be totally straight - not to mention TAKING WOODSTOCK ...

by Anonymousreply 1207/19/2012

OP, are you also the one that wants to fuck Jason Schwartzman?

by Anonymousreply 1307/19/2012

Dude needs to stop playing it like a 22 year old hipster.

by Anonymousreply 1407/19/2012

bump bmup

by Anonymousreply 1509/28/2012

He's homophobic. Hated the gay kiss scene he had to do with Darren Pettie in Taking Woodstock.

by Anonymousreply 1609/28/2012

Why is he homophobic?

by Anonymousreply 1710/02/2012

He's ridiculously cute.

by Anonymousreply 1811/23/2012

WEHT Demetri?

by Anonymousreply 1901/02/2013

Is it 2007?

by Anonymousreply 2001/02/2013

OP, are you Eugene Mirman?

by Anonymousreply 2101/02/2013

Ha, no, Eugene is straight, I think.

by Anonymousreply 2201/03/2013

Saw Demetri at the Whole Foods in Venice Beach a few months ago. He looked 38.

by Anonymousreply 2301/03/2013
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