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GRAB SOME LUBE !! Michael Phelps covers Details Shirtless

Thankfully he did not smile this time . So we dont get distracted by the face while's drooling all over the body.

by Anonymousreply 11905/05/2013

I would've been fine with them just showing his torso on the cover. A skimask also would've sufficed.

by Anonymousreply 107/09/2012

I just scroll until his head disappears.

by Anonymousreply 207/09/2012

Does he have Marfan Syndrome?

Because, well...

by Anonymousreply 307/09/2012

It's easy to misunderstand the headline to mean "Special Olympics Issue"

by Anonymousreply 407/09/2012

Interesting article about that, [R3].

by Anonymousreply 507/09/2012

I think he actually looks pretty good here, face included. Digging the stubble, it suits him.

by Anonymousreply 607/09/2012

Slick and pretty and conventionally handsome, no.

Striking and sexy as fuck, yes.

by Anonymousreply 707/09/2012

Thank you, R7. He looks excellent in these pics, including his face. The hair style and stubble suit him very well.

by Anonymousreply 807/09/2012

If he wanted, he could have a 2nd or 3rd career as a Lincoln impersonator. As he ages he is going to look more like him.

by Anonymousreply 1207/09/2012

That dope-smoking li'l tadpole! Bless his heart!

by Anonymousreply 1307/09/2012

He's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 1407/09/2012

It's amazing hoe beautifully his face photographs. Because in reality...

The bod's a killer.

by Anonymousreply 1507/09/2012

[quote]Hollywood's Latest Diet Craze

[quote]A First Look at Must-Have Fall Fashion

This mag doesn't even try to play straight anymore. Mary!

by Anonymousreply 1607/09/2012

[quote]This guy looks slow.

How many Olympic gold medals do you have, R10?

Or maybe you're better than everyone else in the world at something else?

Please tell us what it is and post your photo so we can pass judgment on your face and how smart or stupid you look.

Personally, I like accomplished men who are interesting to look at and in great physical shape.

Obviously some of you prefer ken dolls, and that's okay, but nobody becomes a world-class athlete without having plenty of brain power, regardless what R10 thinks.

by Anonymousreply 1707/09/2012

Thank you Mrs. Phelps

by Anonymousreply 1807/09/2012

It's amazing how Phelps was able to be arrested for drunk driving AND get caught smoking pot and still maintain his all-American wholesome image and his endorsement deals. That never would have been the case for any other athlete.

by Anonymousreply 1907/09/2012

R19, I wouldn't say that. He should be going to the Olympics as the golden boy, yet he's lost a lot of high-profile gigs (endorsements & magazine covers) to Ryan Lochte. Seriously, if you were a straight guy, would you want to be on the cover of Vogue--flanked by two hot female athletes--or Details (which has an embarrassingly low readership).

by Anonymousreply 2007/09/2012

R21, I doubt it. Define "better" also. Note that "bigger" does not equal "better".

by Anonymousreply 2207/10/2012

Forget the lube, OP. You'd better grab the Valtrex instead.

by Anonymousreply 2307/10/2012

R21. I understand the point you're generally trying to make. However, regarding you and the guys at your gym having a "better body," swimmers can't be overly muscular; otherwise, they woulddn't be able to race through the water at such speed. They need to be long and lean.

by Anonymousreply 2407/10/2012

So you devote your life to doing good works R21? That's interesting. The thing is ... usually people that do that are very kind and giving.

You, however, sound like a little shit. Dad get you the job?

I like the way Phelps looks. He looks like a big ol' jock. What's wrong with that?

by Anonymousreply 2507/10/2012

I think it's the best he's ever looked.

by Anonymousreply 2607/10/2012

r26 mte

by Anonymousreply 2707/10/2012

They should have pulled his pants down just a little bit more so we could see some pubes.

by Anonymousreply 2807/10/2012

Aw, darn! No pictures of his big, sexy size 14 feets!

by Anonymousreply 2907/10/2012

Tard face.

by Anonymousreply 3007/10/2012

[quote]I have a better body than that. So do 75% of the guys at my gym.

Paired with, in your case it would seem, R21, an ugly mind.

by Anonymousreply 3107/10/2012

[quote]As opposed to Phelps who's only accomplishment in life is swimming from one side of a pool to another faster than the next guy.

R21 posted this almost 6 hours ago and no one's said "Oh, dear" yet??

by Anonymousreply 3207/10/2012

Really? Hot? Really?

by Anonymousreply 3307/10/2012

Not everyone likes guys who resemble the Hulk.

by Anonymousreply 3407/10/2012

I've been on this board for about 10 years and seen many a stupid post, but R21 takes the cake. You, R21, have to be one of the biggest asshole douchebags around.

Do you have any idea of the amount of training and dedication necessary "to swim from one side of the pool to the other" repeatedly, and faster than any other human being on the planet? Do you and your moronic gym bunny friends have any conception of athletic competition?

by Anonymousreply 3507/10/2012

[quote]They should have pulled his pants down just a little bit more so we could see some pubes.

He shaves like most people his age, and he has to shave because of his career, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 3607/10/2012

[quote]How many Olympic gold medals do you have, [[R10]]?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 3707/10/2012

[quote]He shaves like most people his age, and he has to shave because of his career, dumbass.

R36, did you even look at the pictures? He's not shaven. TRIMMED but not shaven. He shaves for matches, of course.

You seem to have anger issues. Are you in therapy?

by Anonymousreply 3807/10/2012

Phelps does absolutely nothing for me. I admire his drive and athletic ability, but his body for me is bleh. And his face is a definite minus.

For swimmers, I prefer Lochte's looks.

by Anonymousreply 3907/10/2012

[quote][R36], did you even look at the pictures? He's not shaven.


He's shaved, and if anything, he would have stubble.

by Anonymousreply 4007/10/2012

[quote]I don't have any. I work for an organization that helps people in distress better there lives.

Where lives? There lives!

by Anonymousreply 4107/10/2012

I like to look at pictures of shirtless hot guys more than most people yet Phelps does absolutely nothing for me. I'll be glad when he ages into oblivion and we never have to look at the mug ever again.

by Anonymousreply 4207/10/2012

It's sad but I never realized it till the person post pointed it out.

Phelps didn't do anything with his life. Geez even a person at McDonalds at least brings food to hungry people.

He can't do anything useful but swim from one side of a pool to another. He probably wouldn't make a good life guard.

by Anonymousreply 4307/10/2012

Gotta love DataLounge. The only place in the world where winning Olympic gold medals is "doing nothing with your life" and equated to working at McDonalds.

And R43, please post your surely impressive curriculum vitae.

by Anonymousreply 4407/10/2012

My Father was a professional athlete and it always baffled me the adulation he received and continues to receive for playing a game. He hasn't played in 30 years but still gets fan mail, requests for autographs, and offers to buy his memorabilia. I find it very odd. Swimming the fastest from side to side in the pool, racing your bicycle faster than others, shooting a basketball though a metal hoop or hitting a ball with a bat more consistently than others doesn't really strike me as making a huge contribution to the betterment of our world. Actually, I'm more proud of my Dad for his accomplishments after his pro career.

by Anonymousreply 4507/10/2012

Phelps does nothing for me...nada...zilch...

by Anonymousreply 4607/10/2012

Soccer player Mario Götze getting overexcited on holiday

by Anonymousreply 4707/10/2012

What sad bitter little queens so many of you are.

by Anonymousreply 4807/10/2012

Well said, r7. Lochte is hotter, but I still like Phelps. I've been a sucker for swimmers' builds since high school, when my cross country team shared a locker room with the state championship swim team. I love 'em long & lean.

Most guys at the average gym aren't 6'4". There are no machines to improve height.

by Anonymousreply 4907/10/2012

"Do you have any idea of the amount of training and dedication necessary "to swim from one side of the pool to the other" repeatedly, and faster than any other human being on the planet? Do you and your moronic gym bunny friends have any conception of athletic competition?"

American jock worship is pathetic. Yeah, it takes a lot of dedication to be an athlete. But a lot of jobs take dedication. Why work hard at something that serves no purpose? Swimming isn't helping anyone. People like you are the reason jocks get away with so much in our culture. Look at all the date-raping jocks on college campuses. Or OJ. Or Rae Carruth. We need to stop enabling these guys just because they can play a sport well.

by Anonymousreply 5007/10/2012

He's ugly so no lube needed

by Anonymousreply 5107/10/2012

I prefer the closeted gay with all the tattoos. But I know that's anathema to the DL.

by Anonymousreply 5207/10/2012

I wish Phelps would have shown a little bit of pubes. Did you notice that Phelps never pulls up his swim trunks when they fall down during his swimming meets?

Btw, when is Details Magazine going to be available for the iPad? I want that Phelps cover on my iPad!

by Anonymousreply 5307/10/2012

Who's the closeted gay with all the tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 5407/10/2012

Anthony Ervin.

by Anonymousreply 5507/10/2012

I get a bi vibe from him, could be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 5607/10/2012

Yeah, uh, okay.. that's what I thought.. He reminds of the main character's boyfriend on Girls - BDF, kinda fug, but the body of death!

by Anonymousreply 5707/10/2012

The bitterness of being picked last for gym class teams never really goes away, does it R10/R21, R43 and R51?

by Anonymousreply 5807/10/2012

R58 has a hard-on for pointless elitism

by Anonymousreply 5907/10/2012

OMG, in what universe is this man considered ugly? He's got a very masculine face and very strong profile. How is that ugly? Unlike the plastic looking Ken dolls so many of you seem to go for, Phelps looks like he a ton of testosterone coarsing through his veins. I love the bod AND face and think he's hotter than hell.

by Anonymousreply 6007/10/2012

You know who has tard face real bad? Jamie Oliver.

by Anonymousreply 6107/10/2012

What, in all that's human, happened to Jamie Oliver!!?

by Anonymousreply 6207/10/2012

He has Scones-Face.

by Anonymousreply 6307/10/2012

[quote]OMG, in what universe is this man considered ugly?

Honey, are you new here? Regardless of how attractive a man might be, at least a few posters on here will conclude that he is "hideous" or "totally fugly."

by Anonymousreply 6407/10/2012

this is attractive? Maybe if you're SJP...

by Anonymousreply 6507/10/2012

DAMN you are all some bitter queens! Seriously!

by Anonymousreply 6607/10/2012

Thanks, VoN.. I knew you'd set the record straight..

by Anonymousreply 6707/10/2012

r65, just because he's not some dead-eyed pretty boy mannequin, that doesn't mean he's unattractive. I think a lot of gay guys spend too much time in the gym, myself included, and have a warped sense of what attractiveness is. There's more to being good looking than having a juiced up body and perfectly facially symmetrical features.

by Anonymousreply 6807/10/2012

To me, no matter what his body looks like, and even if he had a pretty face, his attractiveness suffers because he's clearly as dumb as a stump.

by Anonymousreply 6907/10/2012

If he weren't a world class athlete, I would expect him to be the type who wears sweat pants, touches himself inappropriately, is mesmerized by shiny things, drools, stares vacantly out windows, or kills bunnies because they're soft to pet.

by Anonymousreply 7007/10/2012

One can only imagine what r70 looks like.

by Anonymousreply 7107/10/2012

Im like swimmer's bodies, but they just arent as hot as the gymnasts or track athletes. That's where you can find the glorious asses in abundance.

by Anonymousreply 7207/10/2012

[quote]Im like swimmer's bodies, but they just arent as hot as the gymnasts or track athletes.

I don't recall there being any world-class male gymnasts taller than 5'6" or so. Sorry, but I don't do midgets, even if they have a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 7307/10/2012

r73, I was speaking for my tastes. I dont care if a guy is short as long as he has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 7407/10/2012

hot hot

by Anonymousreply 7507/12/2012

It's not just gay men who find him ugly

by Anonymousreply 7607/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 7707/12/2012

Do you really want herpes?

by Anonymousreply 7807/13/2012

[quote]Do you have any idea of the amount of training and dedication necessary "to swim from one side of the pool to the other" repeatedly, and faster than any other human being on the planet?

Yes and that is what makes him stupid and you a total douche bag for admiring him.

He is spending all that time to train to do NOTHING. He just swims from one side of a pool to another. That is it. That is NOTHING. That skill is meaningless. It helps no one, it doesn't even have entertainment value, except once every four years.

Yet you admire him? For what? Training 24 years to perfect a skill that is TOTALLY USELESS and MEANIGLESS?

And yet you admire this. He gets paid to do this? At least the bankers that wrote bad mortgages helped a few people in their lives. This guy get's millions for nothing, swimming from one side of a pool to another is NOTHING.

And the only someone that admires this is a total loser.

by Anonymousreply 7907/13/2012

Hmm...human growth factor makes the chin and the forehead grow freakishly and often causes teeth to buckle: an adult wearing dental braces is a giveaway.

I'd like to see photo's of Phelps from 5 years ago and compare his facial physiognomy.

by Anonymousreply 8007/13/2012

It's extremely crude and unkind to use the word "tard." Furthermore, his face isn't, just so you know.

by Anonymousreply 8107/13/2012

No, Phelps looks just like his dad and was also, as a poster upthread asked, was tested for Marfan's. He's got an unconventional face, not one warped by drugs.

by Anonymousreply 8207/13/2012

I don't care what his body looks like. He has an incredibly homely face and judging from his irresponsible behavior he's an asshole. I'm not going to whack off while looking at pictures of this goon.

by Anonymousreply 8307/13/2012

R80, you sound like a real Nancy Drew.

by Anonymousreply 8407/13/2012

He's got quite an ugly face though doesn't he?

Not attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 8507/14/2012

no thank you

by Anonymousreply 8607/14/2012

Michael Phelps needs a good, hard spanking, "tard" face or not. And I think for anyone who fucks his ass, you should leave your dick in there after you cum and shove hard and leave it there until it gets soft, then pull out--wait, maybe before you do, take a piss up his ass as well...a piss enema done naturally without tools! Yes, the spanking he gets should have him bucking and crying uncontrollably. The wholesome boy who drives drunk and smok smok smok!!! BONG! No, he's probably ok but he does have a kind of vacuous aura. I've always said, show me a humble "athlete" and I'll show you a Protestant Pope although r45 did make a good point. And for those of you who thought gym class was loads of useful fun and jocks and athletes should be enabled---FUCK YOU!!!! I mean really hard so that your ass is still a flattened mass of quivering timidity (is that a word, uh, I'm trying to wax dramatically poetic here) a week later!!!

Yeah whoever said he'll be good at Abraham Lincoln look-alike contests someday kinda hit it on the noggin. Got some chuckles out of it.

by Anonymousreply 8707/27/2012

Is he GAY?

by Anonymousreply 8807/27/2012

Lube in hand and ready for all those hard and hung swimmers

by Anonymousreply 8907/27/2012

Poor guy unless things turn around this year may not be his

by Anonymousreply 9007/28/2012

r88 we hope so

by Anonymousreply 9107/30/2012

Hes a butter face

by Anonymousreply 9207/30/2012

WHo cares about his face? I'd have mine buried in his hot, tight ass and would stuff my cock in his face at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 9307/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 9407/30/2012

i need his cock in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 9507/30/2012

Say what you want bitches, I've give anything for him to wrap me in big long arms

by Anonymousreply 9607/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 9707/30/2012

19 medals wow

by Anonymousreply 9808/01/2012

20 is this guy going for more

by Anonymousreply 9908/02/2012

That picture of Jamie Oliver made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 10008/02/2012

[quote] He is spending all that time to train to do NOTHING. He just swims from one side of a pool to another. That is it. That is NOTHING. That skill is meaningless. It helps no one, it doesn't even have entertainment value, except once every four years.

It may be nothing in your opinion, but he founded the Michael Phelps Foundation with the $1 million bonus he received from Speedo after winning his 8th Gold Medal in Beijing. He actively supports the Bid 2 Beat AIDS and the Boys & Girls Clubs, among many others. It might not be anything to swim but he is doing some good things with his money.

by Anonymousreply 10108/02/2012

He Just won another

by Anonymousreply 10208/03/2012

R101, so what? He's wealthy from swimming around in a pool. He does some philanthropy. Good for him. But that doesn't change the fact that his life has been devoted to fame and fortune, and that this entailed swimming, swimming, swimming. Not exactly a life full of wonder.

by Anonymousreply 10308/08/2012

is he back in the usa

by Anonymousreply 10408/11/2012

to think he almost lost all his medals because of the lious viutton ad

by Anonymousreply 10508/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 10708/28/2012

what became of him

by Anonymousreply 10809/13/2012

Michael Phelps look sexy in speedo.

by Anonymousreply 10905/04/2013

Details is a fag mag.

by Anonymousreply 11005/04/2013

Michael Phelps has classic Big Dick Face. I'll bet he's hung huge.

by Anonymousreply 11105/04/2013

He's jug-eared and disease-ridden. A HOT combo!

by Anonymousreply 11205/04/2013

super ugly. would never be able to jack off to him knowing he had that face.

by Anonymousreply 11305/04/2013

Ryan Lochte has long eclipsed Phelps. People have already forgotten about Michael.

by Anonymousreply 11405/04/2013

May check it out but I hope he brings his girlfriend along.

by Anonymousreply 11505/04/2013

Michael and Ryan should marry!

by Anonymousreply 11605/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 11705/04/2013

Why does Michael Phelps always wear his speedos halfway down his crotch? If he didnt shave, we would be looking at his pubes.

by Anonymousreply 11805/05/2013

R118, his body has very strange proportions so his speedos alwayas down. If you look at his back you can actually see his crack on many pics!

by Anonymousreply 11905/05/2013
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