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Would you let Justin Bieber fuck you?

No flip-flopping - he's the top, you're the bottom. You suck his cock, then he bends you over and gives it to you.

by Anonymousreply 9506/10/2014


by Anonymousreply 107/09/2012


by Anonymousreply 207/09/2012

Yes, if Scooter Braun were the other end of the spit roast.

by Anonymousreply 307/09/2012

I would rather spend time with him discussing art, music, and literature. I want to know what color he would select to paint the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.

by Anonymousreply 407/09/2012

I'd fuck his boi pussi raw

by Anonymousreply 507/09/2012


by Anonymousreply 607/09/2012

Him? No. His father. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 707/09/2012

I would imagine it like being fucked by a hummingbird. You'd never even know it happened.

by Anonymousreply 807/09/2012

Been there - done that

by Anonymousreply 907/09/2012

Sorry, I'm not a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 1007/09/2012

No. I'm not into strap-ons and that's the only way she could pop anyone.

by Anonymousreply 1107/09/2012


by Anonymousreply 1207/09/2012

Not with Bea Arthur's dick

by Anonymousreply 1307/09/2012

OP, do you really think Justin Bieber knows *how* to fuck?

by Anonymousreply 1407/09/2012

I have no interest in him at all and am not attracted to him in any way -- I like men who look like men, not boys.

But I clicked yes, because I've had plenty worse, and really, how terrible could it be? He's a kid with a small dick, it probably wouldn't last three minutes, and he's very clean, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 1507/09/2012

Honey, the only possible way Justin Bieber could ever fuck me is if I paid for one of his albums.

by Anonymousreply 1607/09/2012

Ewwwww. I don't think he's remotely attractive. The only hot Bieber is his sleazy dad.

by Anonymousreply 1707/09/2012

With what?

by Anonymousreply 1807/09/2012

LMAO...R18 wins.

by Anonymousreply 1907/09/2012

Justin is hot, he could pound my pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2007/09/2012

Again, with what? His binky?

by Anonymousreply 2107/09/2012

Hell no. (I am sure he would feel the same about me)

He doesn't even look like he has pubic hair yet.

by Anonymousreply 2207/09/2012

Digital penetration isn't the same.

by Anonymousreply 2307/09/2012

The results of this poll are disturbing to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 2407/09/2012

Reminds me of the episode in the first season of "Friends." After Monica sleeps with a college senior, he confesses that he's just a high school senior.

by Anonymousreply 2507/10/2012

For sure. He's cute. Tutoring young tops is sexy.

by Anonymousreply 2607/10/2012

r16 wins!!! That comment made me spit out my milk & cookies.

by Anonymousreply 2707/10/2012

The idea is kind of absurd. I'm 6'3" and a solid built man in my 40s. Picture young Bieber, girly face and skinny frame, topping a slightly out of shape Troy Aikman. If you insist.

by Anonymousreply 2807/10/2012

I'm picturing it now, r28, and it's hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2907/10/2012

Nothing. Appealing. Or. Sexy. About. Beiber. Just. NO.

by Anonymousreply 3007/10/2012

[quote]I would rather spend time with him discussing art, music, and literature. I want to know what color he would select to paint the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.

The "Sixteenth" Chapel?

by Anonymousreply 3107/10/2012

Just because he is skinny doesn't mean he can't be packing a big cock.

by Anonymousreply 3207/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 3307/10/2012

r18 beat me to it.

by Anonymousreply 3407/10/2012

I would but only for the 50 million in hush money that would be soon to follow.

by Anonymousreply 3507/10/2012

This thread made me throw up a little in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 3607/10/2012

Try asking him in his skype, justinbiebercash

I tried to be nice, but he rejected me saying he couldn't trust me, what an asshole :P

by Anonymousreply 3707/16/2012

R31. You need to keep up. Justin was on Letterman recently and referred to the Sistine Chapel as the "Sixteenth Chapel". He's home schooled, you know.

by Anonymousreply 3807/16/2012

I agree with R7. I'd rather have his sexy dad.

by Anonymousreply 3907/16/2012

Sorry R7 and R39. Not Hot. Actually, kinda creepy. Strikes me as a child molester.

That first pic with JB explains a lot.

by Anonymousreply 4007/16/2012

Looks too much like a child.

by Anonymousreply 4107/16/2012

A Los Angeles politician who saw Justin Bieber allegedly reaching speeds of up to 100 miles per hour on a busy city freeway last week said he believes the pop heartthrob should be arrested.

"As I watched, I was anticipating a crash," Los Angeles City Councilman Dennis Zine told ABC News of the Friday incident. "It was chaos. Total willful disregard for people on the roadway."

On his morning commute to City Hall, Zine, who spent 33 years as a police officer, said he saw Bieber's sports car drive up behind him and zoom around him, weaving wildly in and out of traffic while five or six other cars gave chase.

Zine estimated the chase exceeded 100 mph as paparazzi engaged in wild maneuvers to keep up with Bieber, including driving on the shoulder and cutting off other vehicles.

Zine called 911.

Police stopped the "Boyfriend" singer in his sports car - a $100,000 Fisker Karma he reportedly received from manager Scooter Braun for his 18th birthday - and gave him a ticket for driving more than 65 miles per hour.

Bieber said he was being chased by aggressive paparazzi and he filed a complaint against one photographer, TMZ reported.

by Anonymousreply 4207/16/2012

I clicked Yes because I'd probably do it out of curiosity but I can't see him being up for the challenge. Dad on the other hand...

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by Anonymousreply 4408/28/2012

I would rather eat shit

by Anonymousreply 4508/28/2012

If he was my boyfriend .... I'd be hitting on his dad .....

by Anonymousreply 4608/28/2012

I try not to have sex with emotionally underdeveloped tykes.

I'll wait til he's 28 and just out of rehab for the 4th time.

by Anonymousreply 4708/28/2012

As a matter of fact I wouldn't. Why do you ask?

by Anonymousreply 4808/28/2012

I wouldn't let him blow on my soup.

by Anonymousreply 4908/28/2012

Seriously, what's wrong with you OP?

by Anonymousreply 5008/28/2012

I wanna know the people who said 'yes' so I can smack them.

by Anonymousreply 5108/28/2012

I want to know people who said no, because they're liars.

by Anonymousreply 5208/28/2012

Trust me, R52, I said 'no', and I'm not a liar.

by Anonymousreply 5308/28/2012

R52 eats young peoples' excrement.

by Anonymousreply 5408/28/2012

I would rather get fucked by a tranny. And I'm a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5508/28/2012

I think it would be a lot of fun especially if he tried to talk dirty. It would be hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 5608/29/2012

I would never let him pull out. Deeper, Bieber, deeper.

by Anonymousreply 5708/29/2012

This is why gays get a bad rap- fantasizing about being fucked by a little boy who looks like a 12 year-old lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 5808/29/2012

Definitely not. I don't even consider him totally ugly, but there is no way I could envision him in any sexual way. It's gross thinking about, actually.

by Anonymousreply 5908/29/2012

He and his father are both disgusting trash.

by Anonymousreply 6008/29/2012

I'm not attracted to girls, so - no.

by Anonymousreply 6108/29/2012

I'd rather push him into a kiln and enjoy the scent of burning trash.

by Anonymousreply 6208/29/2012

Nothing. Remotely. Sexy. Toward. Beiber.

Just. No.

by Anonymousreply 6308/29/2012

im a 18 year old male and Im straight but I can honestly say I would let him do ANYTHING to me he wanted. Id break up with my girlfriend for him. This boy is the KING. he is young, very good looking, clean and smooth and is a millionaire at 18. I could pop bottles with him, get high, let him take me shopping and buy me anything I wanted.

This boy is the king of this generation and id love to spend a whole night with him. I would let him finger me, lick me out, fuck me hard, spit on me and most of all I can honestly say id eat this boys crap.

id like him to stick 100 dollar bills in my mouth with his fingers and fuck me until he couldn't cram any more of his millions in me.

I would suck this boys fingers, toes, and clean his teeth with my tounge.

all this whilst we listened to his cds.

by Anonymousreply 6401/10/2013

id let jb shit on me. id eat his crap and beg for seconds.

by Anonymousreply 6502/03/2013

R65, that's exactly what each and every fan is doing.

by Anonymousreply 6602/03/2013

R64 you aren't fooling anyone. Creepy eldergay alert!

by Anonymousreply 6702/03/2013

R65 - so suave, so definite.

I think the phrase is, "I'd eat a yard of his shit just to see the hole it came out of."

Maybe you could practice at the Humane Society until you get your big shot.

by Anonymousreply 6802/03/2013

My pussy is off limits to that little boy.

by Anonymousreply 6902/03/2013

Oh boy, that was a hard choice. Might as well have a woman with a strap-on fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 7002/03/2013

Give me a call. I always wanted to fuck a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 7102/03/2013

I don't find him sexy but must admit he is maturing into a very handsome young man.

by Anonymousreply 7202/03/2013

I don't have to admit that, plus he's short, very, very short.

by Anonymousreply 7302/03/2013

fuck yeah! He has truly become an idol for people everywhere. He struggled in a poor family growing up and rose to be THE BIGGEST thing on planet earth.

He deserves every penny he makes. I work hard and spend ALL my money on him so that he gets more money! He deserves my money.

This boy is beautiful. what a rich boy and only 18.

Long for the day (and it will come) where he releases a sex tape. His performance will be stellar. like a stallion.

Lastly, I can honestly say I would pay out my life savings to see a video of his little rich and ripe boy cunt getting devoured by a big cock.

by Anonymousreply 7402/11/2013

It would be an interesting experiment, so I would let him try. I don't think he is attractive at all, but he is legal age.

by Anonymousreply 7502/11/2013

No, I would never have sexual relations with Bieber. I am 100% HOMOSEXUAL. I don't not fuck girls!

by Anonymousreply 7602/11/2013

I think that sexy hot juicy Justin Bieber has a nice huge dick hanging between his legs with a nice pair of juicy low hanging baggy balls. I would love so rub sniff lick and suck his dick threw his dirty smelly underwear. I'd pull his dirty smelly underwear off him and sniff and smell out his underwear then suck on his dick all night long, I totally want Justin Bieber to skull fuck me, fuck my mouth before he fucks my ass, just thinking of him makes my dick hard as a rock. After all that sucking and him fucking me I'd want him to blow a huge ass load of cum all over my face, thats after I teas him, like i would suck his dick and stop sucking right before he cums, Id teas him so good that he would beg me to let him cum but i would just keep on sucking and keep stopping right before his cums so that way when he does cum his load is huge 1...UMMY UMMY Justin Bieber cum in my tummy!!!

by Anonymousreply 7703/02/2013

Oh yes! Just the thought of Justin bieber fucking my ass gives me a raging erection. I am straight but he could turn me gay.

by Anonymousreply 7807/16/2013

If he did, and I ever found out about it....

by Anonymousreply 7907/16/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8007/16/2013

I don't find him remotely attractive, but I figure I can tolerate anything for the three seconds it takes him to cum.

by Anonymousreply 8107/16/2013

It's hilarious how mannish he looks now. I mean he looked like a ten year old for years.

by Anonymousreply 8207/16/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8307/16/2013

Unless she's got an 8" clit I am just not interested.

by Anonymousreply 8407/16/2013

I don't do anal sex, so the answer is no.

by Anonymousreply 8507/16/2013

i know he isnt that built and all but he is divine id let him fuck me any way he wanted id let him use me as a toy and lock me up in his closet so when he comes back from tour horny he jsut needs to lay me on his bed and to watever the fuck he wants

by Anonymousreply 8607/26/2013

I didn't say no, I said Hell No.

by Anonymousreply 8707/26/2013

He's a walking, talking social disease.

by Anonymousreply 8807/26/2013

I wanna have sex with Justin Bieber!

by Anonymousreply 8905/18/2014

OP, Your mother just called and she is NOT happy......

by Anonymousreply 9005/18/2014

R82 Mannish? Whadda you lookin at ?

by Anonymousreply 9105/18/2014

I want his cock now!

by Anonymousreply 9205/18/2014

Too bad he fucked Selena before me :(

by Anonymousreply 9305/18/2014

I don't enjoy lesbian sex... so, no, I wouldn't.

by Anonymousreply 9405/18/2014

Yeah all day and all night long

by Anonymousreply 9506/10/2014
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