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I, Nick Gruber, former Calvin Klein gentleman companion, am now straight

Sorry boys! This lipo-ed albino has declared for cooch from now on! Aren't these candid photographs dripping with my heterosexual lust?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6811/24/2012

Dang it, OP! Do you think to do a search before you start a new post?

Sorry to get irate, but this trashbox sure doesn't seem worthy of a third thread being started dedicated to his latest photo op.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 107/04/2012

Fuck off, R1. I did do a search and nothing came up. Now go die in an Independence Day fireworks fire.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 207/04/2012

What happened to your creepy sense of humor, so evident in your opening post op?

BTW, I just did a search and 4 related topics immediately emerged.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 307/04/2012

OP is unstable.

This thread might be more interesting than the original.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 407/04/2012

Ugh, not THIS topic again.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 507/04/2012

Death to All Who Dare Question Moi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Cunt Has Spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 607/04/2012

OMFG!!!!! Bisexual men really exist!

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 707/04/2012

After he's been plowed by the crypt keeper, why would a woman be interested? Why would any self respecting woman want his shit covered cock inside her as a consolation prize?

Don't believe this for a minute.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 807/04/2012

He's gay for pay duh! The only gay men he sees are rich sugar daddies. I doubt he's bi just a straight gold diggin whore

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 911/24/2012

he would always eat my ass with such joy

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1011/24/2012

he has no money...she has no money. And he's fat at 22

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1111/24/2012

Nick is gay. This thing with a woman is a charade.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1211/24/2012

Golddiggers have no sexuality. They are into money, gifts, social connections, glamour, and more gifts. The ultimate buzzkill isn't bad breath or loose skin, it's prenups.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1311/24/2012

He had enough of being part of the gay elite now he wants to slum with white trash again. If you were Calvin's sperm spittoon, wouldn't you do the same?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1411/24/2012

At least his new gf will look sexier in her skinny jeans than Calvin did.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1511/24/2012

How's his tell- all memoir going? Or has granda chucked him another mill?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1611/24/2012

Calvin was into fisting him

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1711/24/2012

I didn't think dating Calvin made him gay.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1811/24/2012

Wasn't there a thread a couple of months ago about his new sugar daddy?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 1911/24/2012

Alert the fundies... There's an ex-gay therapy that WORKS... Having sex with Calvin Klein will turn anyone straight!

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2011/24/2012

[quote]Golddiggers have no sexuality. They are into money, gifts, social connections, glamour, and more gifts. The ultimate buzzkill isn't bad breath or loose skin, it's prenups.

So true.

I have an acquaintance who fits that profile perfectly. Unfortunately, the "Best if used by" stamp appeared on his forehead when he went into his 50s and the gravy train ended. He hadn't saved one penny of the millions guys had spent on him. No one felt sorry for him when he came knocking.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2111/24/2012

Ummm, this is hopelessly out of date. Nick's "straight" phase ended rather abruptly when we took up with the son of a mob guy.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2211/24/2012

And, he says that he is into men and women.

Oh, and he is working on a reality show. Right.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2311/24/2012

Thank you, R22. That's the thread I was thinking off.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2411/24/2012

I still think Nick looks like Speedy!

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2511/24/2012

"Klein, 69, has not publicly acknowledged a romantic relationship with Gruber."

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Didn't Klein throw a HUGE birthday party for this trash?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2611/24/2012

Calvin had claimed that they were just friends.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2711/24/2012

And I am Marie of Roumania.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2811/24/2012

Our love was as pure as winter snow.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 2911/24/2012

As pure as the winter slush, perhaps.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3011/24/2012

Learn to spell, R28.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3111/24/2012

I guess the thing that these guys see in Gruber is that he's, er, willing.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3211/24/2012

Eat Calvin's shit spattered TENA pants, R31.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3311/24/2012

I can smell your ignorance from here, R31. And your spelling is dated, much like yourself.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3411/24/2012

He's probably doing this to increase his "straight male" cachet among potential elderly male suitors. It's just a business development exercise.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3511/24/2012

Girls, girls. You're both fat ugly trolls.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3611/24/2012

That R29 pic is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. It's so unnatural! MAKE IT STOP

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3711/24/2012

He's trash and a criminal. I always am compelled to share this tidbit about Gruber.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3811/24/2012

What R37 said. We've never seen anything so grotesque.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 3911/24/2012

[quote]I guess the thing that these guys see in Gruber is that he's, er, willing.

Well, yeah, but willing boy toys are a dime a dozen for someone with fame and money. Gruber's okay and I wouldn't throw him out of bed but I think I'd hold out for better if I were auditioning potential boy toys. Maybe he gives good ... conversation.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4011/24/2012

So what do you think Gruber puts on his resume for the work he's done for the past few years. Any creative ways to describe his, um, exploits?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4111/24/2012

R35, you're probably right. "Straight" is very sought after by older gay men. "Gay" is considered very unattractive. It's like among African-Americans, light-skinned it considered ideal and attractive, dark-skinned is considered unattractive and not ideal.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4211/24/2012

Elder care, R41

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4311/24/2012

Here's his facebook. Direct all questions to the source.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4411/24/2012

I knew a guy years ago who dated women publicly, but also dated wealthy men on the side. He was in his early 20s and gorgeous. I never really figured out which sex he preferred.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4511/24/2012

He's only 22? He needs to botox that forehead!

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4611/24/2012

Ugh - he's doughy and gross - and his breath smells like dick - eldergay dick.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4711/24/2012

yes R 20 , but it only works if you have your eyes open during the sex with Calvin.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4811/24/2012

Why are people attacking Calvin Klein? Is it because he's old? This kid is a real douche-bag. He's gay or bisexual telling people he's straight. Yet Calvin's age somehow is more offensive? I'm lost by the mind of gay men...

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 4911/24/2012

The pic of him with Luciano is hysterical. Lucky is rolling in his grave.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5011/24/2012

I can't believe Calvin's poor judgement in parading this guy around at parties, functions etc. Didn't he have anyone in his camp to inform him that he was being taken for a ride (and not the kind that he had hoped)?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5111/24/2012

[quote]Why are people attacking Calvin Klein? Is it because he's old?

Partially: it's a combination of the fact that Calvin looks like the cryptkeeper and really should be dating someone far more age-appropriate instead of looking desperate and pathetic by hiring some gay-for-pay porn-star trash to be his "boyfriend," as well as the fact that our resident eldergays are jealous that Klein is able to fuck such a hot piece of ass at such an old age.

[quote]He's gay or bisexual telling people he's straight.

I've seen no realistic insinuation that he's *not* straight. He sure as shit ain't with Calvin Klein and that mob guy for their looks and personality! Klein is, money aside, equally repulsive to young hot straight *and* gay guys, so it's impossible to tell which category Nick falls into.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5211/24/2012

Calvin also disappeared from the gay community in a major and public way before coming back out when everything was peachy. There's still distain for him for this reason, obviously.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5311/24/2012

It's always been this way. Some kid arrives in New York and, through a series of convenient introductions based primarily upon his looks, ends up in a penthouse with an old guy. Gay or straight. It's always been this way and always will be this way. I wouldn't call it an equal relationship. But both parties are making a compromise.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5411/24/2012

[quote]I've seen no realistic insinuation that he's *not* straight.

Um...sticking his cock up male ass isn't gay enough?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5511/24/2012

A lot of posters question Calvin Klein's taste level for parading Nick Gruber around in public when they were together.

You may fuck and play with trash, but you don't exactly introduce a common trick to your friends and families. Nick Gruber is common trick / boytoy / hustler material, not longterm relationship partner material.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5611/24/2012

Love and madness is my secret Obsession

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5711/24/2012

Obsession For Young Men

The new fragrance from Calvin Klein

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5811/24/2012

[quote]It's always been this way. Some kid arrives in New York and, through a series of convenient introductions based primarily upon his looks, ends up in a penthouse with an old guy. Gay or straight. It's always been this way and always will be this way. I wouldn't call it an equal relationship. But both parties are making a compromise.

It is a tale as old as time on both sides, gay and straight. Older gay men want younger partners and older straight men do also; there's a reason that all those old guys are parading around young trophy wives. Cougars want younger men. Someone is buying and someone is selling. As long as everyone knows how the game is played, then no one should get hurt.

That said, it is a bit surprising that Klein took Gruber as his "protege." Who knows, perhaps he had a overwhelming, lifelong desire to play Henry Higgins to some guttersnipe's Eliza Doolittle. Eh, he should have chosen a bit more carefully.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 5911/24/2012

Nick Gruber isn't gay or bi anymore, now that he's found his female soulmate. You gays need to get over it!

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6011/24/2012

He is so ugly, he ,ust be straight

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6111/24/2012

Calvin isn't gay either.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6211/24/2012

Why did Calvin feel the need to beard with Kelly Rector all those years ago? Weren't most of his equally successful peers out?

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6311/24/2012

Calvin made Kelly his beard/2nd wife in 1986 there were widespread rumors about his drug problems AND his HIV status. Perry Ellis died of AIDS that year, and there were many rumors about Halston's health and own drug abuse. The fashion industry was growing more conservative: family men like Ralph Lauren were becoming the ideal. The druggy, faggy, fabulous disco culture of Halston looked dangerous by comparison.

Kelly (an FIT grad) worked for CK at the time. While she had no social pedigree (and apparently was no rocket scientist), she was pretty, friendly, and photogenic. Their marriage lasted 10 years and launched Kelly's career as a photographer and a fixture in the Hamptons social scene. She fulfilled her contract beautifully and never caused CK undue embarrassment.

Compare and contrast.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6411/24/2012

sorry, "1986, when there were...."

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6511/24/2012

Thanks, R64/R65.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6611/24/2012

He's trash but has some attractive features.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6711/24/2012

[quote]He's trash but has some attractive features.

And all of those attractive features are thanks to cosmetic surgery.

by N. Gruber, lover of womenreply 6811/24/2012
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