If yo could have sex with one of them, who would you pick?
Who is the hottest member of One Direction?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/04/2016|
all of them - at once
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/01/2012|
Niall, by far, as soon as he gets his orthodontic situation sorted out.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/01/2012|
1) Harry 2) Zayn
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/01/2012|
I'm gonna go with my sassy bitch Louis. He's fierce.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/01/2012|
Louis, no doubt. His ass-threads on here are legendary, dontcha know?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/01/2012|
zayn looks like a bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/01/2012|
The lead singer from The Wanted.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/01/2012|
The Paki has a longer shelf life than the other British ones. He's going to be the hottest piece of ass in a couple years
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/01/2012|
Louise is obviously the goodlooking member of One Direction. R7... I agree, and I think the tall wavey haired guy is cute too.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/01/2012|
Zayn poses are very feminine. He reminds me of Rudolf Valentino in that he seduces his audience like a beautiful woman, slightly capricious and submissive... and not like your standard hetero pin up.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/01/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/13/2013|
Why isn't there an option for Louis' ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/14/2013|
Harry is the most popular one in the U.K. while Niall is the most popular one in the U.S. and Zyan is consider the most beautiful of the group.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/07/2013|
Zyan calls Niall a "Diva" and jealous that Niall can eat what ever he wants and not gain weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/07/2013|
Tie between Zayn and Louis.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/07/2013|
Any of them before their hideous tats.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/07/2013|
That guy's hot, R16?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/07/2013|
Fuck yes he's hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/07/2013|
Louis for his ass and his beautiful face.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/07/2013|
Louis. Face and femmy mannerisms:
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/07/2013|
I agree that Louis is hot. I think this makes him even hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/07/2013|
Louis and Taylor Swift look like twins.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/07/2013|
I'm sorry, OP, but "hot" and One Direction don't belong in the same sentence. Conceptually, they inhabit two very different worlds, remote from one another, never to intersect.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/07/2013|
fuck Louis; be fucked by Harry; suck off Zayn; be sucked off by Liam; have Niall watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/07/2013|
Liam all the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/07/2013|
The only way you would get any member of One Direction to have incredible sex with you is by telling them that you're a huge fan of The Wanted, who are REAL men!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/07/2013|
Niall looks like he has a great imagination. The under the radar ones are usually the most fun
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/07/2013|
I think they could audition for the parts of the seven little dwarfes.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/07/2013|
Harry has back pimples.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/07/2013|
I like the skinny one, with the hair and the face. You know the one I mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/07/2013|
The one with the big dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/09/2013|
None. I'm into men.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/09/2013|
Zayn was leading yesterday. Now, he's in last place.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/09/2013|
‘What is the rudest thing you have ever seen on the internet?’
Harry Styles looked deep in thought, as he pondered his answer but it was Horan that replied:
‘The other day someone asked me how long was my penis.’
We are no closer to knowing the truth though, because he wouldn’t tell the lads what the measurement is and he admitted that he responded to the fan saying:
‘Are you for real?’
Haz seems to think that his pal is well endowed though, because he held up the rather later microphone and said:
‘It’s about one and a half of them.’
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/09/2013|
r36 Details of Niall's alleged "big dick" or this didn't happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/09/2013|
That's hot r37
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/10/2013|
R36, maybe that was a joke since he's Irish.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/10/2013|
Welcome to another Pedo thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/10/2013|
Thinking this is hot is in no way wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/11/2013|
I agree with r44.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/11/2013|
Louis and Zayn are the most feminine and in that sense the most "beautiful." They are different, though. Louis definitely comes across as femme, or at least British. Zayn is exotic and seductive.
Harry's main appeal is his hair, as well as the fact that he seems like he would be an amazing fuck who would do all sorts of dirty stuff.
Liam is the most masculine one, and it seems like he would have the biggest dick.
Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/19/2013|
I think Zayn is the best looking but Harry seems like he would be more interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/19/2013|
"Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy."
In Niall's case the adjective is spelled "blond," you idiot.
He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/19/2013|
R49: "He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful."
In a compound sentence, a comma precedes the coordinating conjunction, you idiot.
Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.
If you're going to be a pathetic bitch about grammar on the internet, at least learn basic rules of English grammar, you ignoramus.
For further reference, see Rule 4 at the link below, you moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/19/2013|
[quote]Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.
Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/19/2013|
[quote]Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."
It should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which, Niall says, is painful."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/19/2013|
r47- r50 - r52 is STILL the big idiot here.
Wear it proudly, Big Idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/19/2013|
They're 5 Brits, so how sexy can they be?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/19/2013|
Well they seem to not have a problem kissing each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/19/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/19/2013|
R44, get your eyes checked. That's a photoshop
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/19/2013|
The last two
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/19/2013|
Yuk, yuk on the Paki dude. His looks will not last long.
"Malik is addicted to smoking cigarettes; in late 2011, he expressed his desire to quit. Malik is a Muslim, and once wrote on Twitter, "La ila ha ill lalla ho muhammed door rasoolalah", known as a common declaration of faith among Muslims meaning: "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the prophet of Allah."
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/19/2013|
Well then we better enjoy his looks while they last r60
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/20/2013|
@r60 At least Bieber doesn't smoke.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/20/2013|
Harry and Louis ruined their bodies with those ridiculous, revolting tattoos, and Harry has backne.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/20/2013|
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/20/2013|
That's Funny r65
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/21/2013|
Harry is the most attractive but Louis has the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/21/2013|
Zayn by far. The rest of them look like a pedophile's date list.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/21/2013|
1. Zayn 2. Liam 3. Louis
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/21/2013|
Zayn. He so fucking gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/21/2013|
Their dance offs with Alan Carr's Chatty Man are BRILLIANT!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/21/2013|
Harry seems like he'd be a dirty fuck.
Louis screams bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/21/2013|
Zayn is hot?!? He has pretty eyes, otherwise he is just gross! Look at him, a scrawny mess... he doesn't look healthy at all. I am worried for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/21/2013|
...but Zayn DOES make a pretty fine woman...
Zayn Malik in drag, bitches:
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/22/2013|
Certainly not that piece of shit with a dirty, ugly homemade tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/22/2013|
I imagine them having circle jerks.
Harry just blasted the Westboro freaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/22/2013|
Ummmmmmm Zayn and Louis
|by Anonymous||reply 76||08/04/2013|
Niall is the most normal out of all of them and very cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||08/04/2013|
Damn, they're all sort of hot, but too old for me. Just think how mouthwatering they would be 10 years ago. I'm salivating just at the thought.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/04/2013|
Zayn by far. He seems the most masculine. And he looks the best by far.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||08/04/2013|
R74 = Fred Phelps' rotting inner and outer core.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||08/04/2013|
Please, don't tell me that Louise tattooed himself already?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||08/04/2013|
Zayn is a tattoo freak with skinny legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||08/04/2013|
Zayn is beautiful, but he looks sickly. They are saying he is stressed out from touring, and he breaks out in tears a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if he is secretly battling anorexia, young guys do suffer from it.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||08/04/2013|
So is this the closest to a One Direction we have here? This makes me sad. I want to talk about them. PS. I don't want to fuck any of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/16/2013|
Is there a better thread than this?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/16/2013|
I am going with louis, he's quite beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/16/2013|
Zayn, closely followed by Harry and Liam. But I wouldn't touch these twinks with a 10 foot pole less I might be mistaken for a pedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/16/2013|
oh they are all over 19, completely safe.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/16/2013|
Eh they're ok. Is that Harry a druggy, he doesn't seem right in the head.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/16/2013|
Harry, Louis and Liam tie. The other two do nothing for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/16/2013|
Lol, glancing through this thread, I'm left with an image of the same random guy typing endless "ZAYNE!" posts..."IT'S ZAYNE'. Two seconds later: "ZAYNE!"
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/16/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/16/2013|
Harry's cute, for sure. Zayn is very beautiful. The blond boy is nice in the vid - best voice: reminds me of Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Liam, OMG - check out the vid: totally beautiful. Older vids and pics - he's pretty, but not as much as in the "Story of My Life" vid. The slicked back hair and the scruff beard make him THE hottest 1D guy ever.
Don't care for his voice, but OMG he IS the hottest 1D guy, totally.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/11/2014|
Honestly for boybands they probably have one of the higher levels of combined attractiveness.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/11/2014|
Just how talentless do you have to be to completely murder Blondie's "One Way or Another"? They don't even know how to hold a microphone.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/11/2014|
Oh. There are posters using the term "Paki" in this thread.And no-one has dragged their racist asses. Un-fucking-believable.
Zayn is British.
And the 1970's called, they want their National Front leaflets back.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/11/2014|
Boy bands get progressively less talented with each new generation.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/11/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/20/2014|
Louis derduder its a no brainer he is so hot and sexy I love him alot
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/31/2014|
HARRY all the way. DUH!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/17/2014|
Can someone please start a new general 1D thread? '...Where They Are' is at 600 replies now. It would be much appreciated.
Also, the obvious answer is Liam. He looks like he could hold you down, firm but gentle, through an earth shattering night. Harry is a close second.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/25/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/25/2014|
Zayn by far
|by Anonymous||reply 104||08/02/2014|
Hmmmmm. Choices, choices.
Louis gives me the impression he'd be energetic and up for more or less anything, as long as it was fast, sweaty and athletic. I'm not sure he'd be overly talkative, playful or affectionate in bed, and he strikes me as a biter, and possibly a dirty talker or a loud partner. Unless his bedroom personality is the opposite of his public one (what if he's really a shy, obedient, slow submissive type? Wow, weird thought...)
Harry and Liam would, I think, perform in the opposite way, a slow romantic coupling, with cuddling/spooning/nuzzling and gazing into your eyes, etc. I've always assumed they both top, for the most part, but that's just a guess (maybe it's their height/stature?). Liam seems the type to just do whatever is asked of him in bed to the letter and with an eye to perfect technique, but I believe he is not necessarily so experimental. I think Harry is more playful and into new things, doesn't mind screwing up or getting messy, and may be capable of decent dirty talk, but only with much prompting.
I cannot picture Niall or Zayn in a sexual scenario at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/01/2014|
Zayn and Louise lost their attractiveness with those ridiculous arm tats, and Zayn looks manorexic.
Harry is the hottest, because of his hair, looks, and personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/01/2014|
It's Liam, for a thousand years. Warm, strong, sweet and playful..that is a sexy combination.
He's also the biggest tease--people just overlook it because he has this image of being boring and plain (untrue in both cases).
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/02/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/02/2014|
niall by far he is hotter than any of 1d
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/08/2015|
Zayn, definitely, but he needs to get off drugs so he won't be so skinny.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/08/2015|
Zayn is rumored to be on the wagon and seems notably happier - more smiley, etc. Maybe he will gain a bit of weight back. He has beautiful hair and soulful eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/08/2015|
I'd like to pretend I'm Niall in the Sims game and watch Harry and Louis go at it. We've seen so much already, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/08/2015|
Liam seems like he is 20+ going on 50. NOT hot.
Harry and his "secret" - hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/09/2015|
Zayn is so fine
|by Anonymous||reply 114||02/09/2015|
I think Harry's really beautiful. And kind of sweet. He's like a free spirit or something. I love that sort of vibe about a person. Totally get what Louis (or anybody else) sees in him.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||02/09/2015|
From Blind Gossip, imagine that there would be a breach of contract suit too, Modest is known for such. Plus, if it is Harry, would impact his friends and the staff he is close to.
Tricky to out the goose(s) and keep the golden eggs.
Seems to not be Harry's personality to just wait out 1 D.
Were a few other guesses too and some of the comments echo other stuff posted here.
I've had jobs where I couldn't really be "out" - Harry seems to want to change the game rather than just play and benefit. They are still astoundingly young, but kids today seem to have different expectations. Even ones from small towns.
Wish them well and hope that their older music finds new fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||02/10/2015|
Meaning older sounding music brings them additional fans, think the bubblegum pop stage has passed. As young men must be hard to hit those notes anyway.
Tricky to move from the little girls to the older ones and to pick up some guys along the way, especially if one or more might be "not straight."
Did any of them even get to finish school I wonder?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||02/10/2015|
The rest of this never leaked, must have been some serious money spent.
SONY apologized to 1D for more leaked info to come, was rumored to be about Louis. Bearding contract details? That seems to have been contained as well.
Wonder if that played into the "plot twist" of Harry inching out as in better to get ahead and control it? Or was it Azoffs somehow? Or simply a new contract?
Recording this video was insane. There are other details about the other info on the phone floating around. Good save by someone.
They likely looked the other way re: the drugs due to the extremely grueling schedule they have been on for years and how slim they want them to be in those jeggings. Oops. BIs about that too.
If it had led to visa issues and the like, serious problems. People seem to forget this is a huge and cutthroat industry, not the school talent show. Wonder if the SONY info has been contained or is still to come?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||02/10/2015|
Harry & Liam
|by Anonymous||reply 119||02/12/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/04/2016|
Niall and Zayn are ok. The other three have the unfortunate British facial features and you can tell they're not going to age well at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/04/2016|