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Who is the hottest member of One Direction?

If yo could have sex with one of them, who would you pick?

by Anonymousreply 12204/04/2016

all of them - at once

by Anonymousreply 107/01/2012

Niall, by far, as soon as he gets his orthodontic situation sorted out.

by Anonymousreply 207/01/2012

1) Harry 2) Zayn

by Anonymousreply 307/01/2012

I'm gonna go with my sassy bitch Louis. He's fierce.

by Anonymousreply 407/01/2012

Louis, no doubt. His ass-threads on here are legendary, dontcha know?

by Anonymousreply 507/01/2012

zayn looks like a bottom

by Anonymousreply 607/01/2012

The lead singer from The Wanted.

by Anonymousreply 707/01/2012

The Paki has a longer shelf life than the other British ones. He's going to be the hottest piece of ass in a couple years

by Anonymousreply 807/01/2012

Louise is obviously the goodlooking member of One Direction. R7... I agree, and I think the tall wavey haired guy is cute too.

by Anonymousreply 907/01/2012

Zayn poses are very feminine. He reminds me of Rudolf Valentino in that he seduces his audience like a beautiful woman, slightly capricious and submissive... and not like your standard hetero pin up.

by Anonymousreply 1007/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 1102/13/2013

Why isn't there an option for Louis' ass?

by Anonymousreply 1202/14/2013

Harry is the most popular one in the U.K. while Niall is the most popular one in the U.S. and Zyan is consider the most beautiful of the group.

by Anonymousreply 1305/07/2013

Zyan calls Niall a "Diva" and jealous that Niall can eat what ever he wants and not gain weight.

by Anonymousreply 1405/07/2013

Tie between Zayn and Louis.

by Anonymousreply 1505/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 1605/07/2013

Any of them before their hideous tats.

by Anonymousreply 1705/07/2013

That guy's hot, R16?

by Anonymousreply 1805/07/2013

Fuck yes he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 1905/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 2005/07/2013

Louis for his ass and his beautiful face.


by Anonymousreply 2105/07/2013

Louis. Face and femmy mannerisms:

by Anonymousreply 2205/07/2013

I agree that Louis is hot. I think this makes him even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 2305/07/2013

Louis and Taylor Swift look like twins.

by Anonymousreply 2405/07/2013

I'm sorry, OP, but "hot" and One Direction don't belong in the same sentence. Conceptually, they inhabit two very different worlds, remote from one another, never to intersect.

by Anonymousreply 2505/07/2013

I would:

fuck Louis; be fucked by Harry; suck off Zayn; be sucked off by Liam; have Niall watch.

by Anonymousreply 2605/07/2013

Liam all the way.

by Anonymousreply 2705/07/2013

The only way you would get any member of One Direction to have incredible sex with you is by telling them that you're a huge fan of The Wanted, who are REAL men!

by Anonymousreply 2805/07/2013

Niall looks like he has a great imagination. The under the radar ones are usually the most fun

by Anonymousreply 2905/07/2013

I think they could audition for the parts of the seven little dwarfes.

by Anonymousreply 3005/07/2013

Harry has back pimples.

by Anonymousreply 3105/07/2013

I like the skinny one, with the hair and the face. You know the one I mean.

by Anonymousreply 3205/07/2013

The one with the big dick.

by Anonymousreply 3305/09/2013

None. I'm into men.

by Anonymousreply 3405/09/2013

Zayn was leading yesterday. Now, he's in last place.

by Anonymousreply 3505/09/2013

‘What is the rudest thing you have ever seen on the internet?’

Harry Styles looked deep in thought, as he pondered his answer but it was Horan that replied:

‘The other day someone asked me how long was my penis.’

We are no closer to knowing the truth though, because he wouldn’t tell the lads what the measurement is and he admitted that he responded to the fan saying:

‘Are you for real?’

Haz seems to think that his pal is well endowed though, because he held up the rather later microphone and said:

‘It’s about one and a half of them.’

by Anonymousreply 3605/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 3705/09/2013

r36 Details of Niall's alleged "big dick" or this didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 3805/09/2013

That's hot r37

by Anonymousreply 3905/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 4005/10/2013

R36, maybe that was a joke since he's Irish.

by Anonymousreply 4105/10/2013

Welcome to another Pedo thread!

by Anonymousreply 4205/10/2013

Thinking this is hot is in no way wrong.

by Anonymousreply 4305/11/2013

I agree with r44.

by Anonymousreply 4405/11/2013

To R38

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2013

Louis and Zayn are the most feminine and in that sense the most "beautiful." They are different, though. Louis definitely comes across as femme, or at least British. Zayn is exotic and seductive.

Harry's main appeal is his hair, as well as the fact that he seems like he would be an amazing fuck who would do all sorts of dirty stuff.

Liam is the most masculine one, and it seems like he would have the biggest dick.

Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy.

by Anonymousreply 4605/19/2013

I think Zayn is the best looking but Harry seems like he would be more interesting.

by Anonymousreply 4705/19/2013

"Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy."

In Niall's case the adjective is spelled "blond," you idiot.

He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful.

by Anonymousreply 4805/19/2013

R49: "He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful."

In a compound sentence, a comma precedes the coordinating conjunction, you idiot.

Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.

If you're going to be a pathetic bitch about grammar on the internet, at least learn basic rules of English grammar, you ignoramus.

For further reference, see Rule 4 at the link below, you moron.

by Anonymousreply 4905/19/2013

[quote]Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.

Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."

by Anonymousreply 5005/19/2013

[quote]Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."

It should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which, Niall says, is painful."

by Anonymousreply 5105/19/2013

r47- r50 - r52 is STILL the big idiot here.

Wear it proudly, Big Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 5205/19/2013

They're 5 Brits, so how sexy can they be?

by Anonymousreply 5305/19/2013

Well they seem to not have a problem kissing each other.

by Anonymousreply 5405/19/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5505/19/2013

R44, get your eyes checked. That's a photoshop

by Anonymousreply 5605/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 5705/19/2013

The last two

by Anonymousreply 5805/19/2013

Yuk, yuk on the Paki dude. His looks will not last long.

"Malik is addicted to smoking cigarettes; in late 2011, he expressed his desire to quit. Malik is a Muslim, and once wrote on Twitter, "La ila ha ill lalla ho muhammed door rasoolalah", known as a common declaration of faith among Muslims meaning: "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the prophet of Allah."

by Anonymousreply 5905/19/2013

Well then we better enjoy his looks while they last r60

by Anonymousreply 6005/20/2013

@r60 At least Bieber doesn't smoke.

by Anonymousreply 6105/20/2013


Harry and Louis ruined their bodies with those ridiculous, revolting tattoos, and Harry has backne.

by Anonymousreply 6205/20/2013

Not hot

by Anonymousreply 6305/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 6405/20/2013

That's Funny r65

by Anonymousreply 6505/21/2013

Harry is the most attractive but Louis has the ass.

by Anonymousreply 6607/21/2013

Zayn by far. The rest of them look like a pedophile's date list.

by Anonymousreply 6707/21/2013

1. Zayn 2. Liam 3. Louis

by Anonymousreply 6807/21/2013

Zayn. He so fucking gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 6907/21/2013

Their dance offs with Alan Carr's Chatty Man are BRILLIANT!

by Anonymousreply 7007/21/2013


Harry seems like he'd be a dirty fuck.

Louis screams bottom.


by Anonymousreply 7107/21/2013

Zayn is hot?!? He has pretty eyes, otherwise he is just gross! Look at him, a scrawny mess... he doesn't look healthy at all. I am worried for him.

by Anonymousreply 7207/21/2013

...but Zayn DOES make a pretty fine woman...

Zayn Malik in drag, bitches:

by Anonymousreply 7307/22/2013

Certainly not that piece of shit with a dirty, ugly homemade tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 7407/22/2013

I imagine them having circle jerks.

Harry just blasted the Westboro freaks.

by Anonymousreply 7507/23/2013

Ummmmmmm Zayn and Louis

by Anonymousreply 7608/04/2013

Niall is the most normal out of all of them and very cute.

by Anonymousreply 7708/04/2013

Damn, they're all sort of hot, but too old for me. Just think how mouthwatering they would be 10 years ago. I'm salivating just at the thought.

by Anonymousreply 7808/04/2013

Zayn by far. He seems the most masculine. And he looks the best by far.

by Anonymousreply 7908/04/2013

R74 = Fred Phelps' rotting inner and outer core.

by Anonymousreply 8008/04/2013

Please, don't tell me that Louise tattooed himself already?

by Anonymousreply 8108/04/2013

Zayn is a tattoo freak with skinny legs.

by Anonymousreply 8208/04/2013

Zayn is beautiful, but he looks sickly. They are saying he is stressed out from touring, and he breaks out in tears a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if he is secretly battling anorexia, young guys do suffer from it.

by Anonymousreply 8308/04/2013

So is this the closest to a One Direction we have here? This makes me sad. I want to talk about them. PS. I don't want to fuck any of them.

by Anonymousreply 8412/16/2013

Is there a better thread than this?

by Anonymousreply 8512/16/2013

I am going with louis, he's quite beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 8612/16/2013

Zayn, closely followed by Harry and Liam. But I wouldn't touch these twinks with a 10 foot pole less I might be mistaken for a pedo.

by Anonymousreply 8712/16/2013

oh they are all over 19, completely safe.

by Anonymousreply 8812/16/2013

Eh they're ok. Is that Harry a druggy, he doesn't seem right in the head.

by Anonymousreply 8912/16/2013

Harry, Louis and Liam tie. The other two do nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 9012/16/2013

Lol, glancing through this thread, I'm left with an image of the same random guy typing endless "ZAYNE!" posts..."IT'S ZAYNE'. Two seconds later: "ZAYNE!"

by Anonymousreply 9112/16/2013

LOUIS... better?

by Anonymousreply 9212/16/2013

Harry's cute, for sure. Zayn is very beautiful. The blond boy is nice in the vid - best voice: reminds me of Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Liam, OMG - check out the vid: totally beautiful. Older vids and pics - he's pretty, but not as much as in the "Story of My Life" vid. The slicked back hair and the scruff beard make him THE hottest 1D guy ever.

Don't care for his voice, but OMG he IS the hottest 1D guy, totally.

by Anonymousreply 9312/25/2013

Zzzzzzaaaayyyynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn iiiiiiiiisssssssss

by Anonymousreply 9401/11/2014


Honestly for boybands they probably have one of the higher levels of combined attractiveness.

by Anonymousreply 9501/11/2014

Just how talentless do you have to be to completely murder Blondie's "One Way or Another"? They don't even know how to hold a microphone.

by Anonymousreply 9601/11/2014

Oh. There are posters using the term "Paki" in this thread.And no-one has dragged their racist asses. Un-fucking-believable.

Zayn is British.

And the 1970's called, they want their National Front leaflets back.

by Anonymousreply 9701/11/2014

Boy bands get progressively less talented with each new generation.

by Anonymousreply 9801/11/2014


by Anonymousreply 9901/20/2014

Louis derduder its a no brainer he is so hot and sexy I love him alot

by Anonymousreply 10001/31/2014

HARRY all the way. DUH!

by Anonymousreply 10104/17/2014

Can someone please start a new general 1D thread? '...Where They Are' is at 600 replies now. It would be much appreciated.

Also, the obvious answer is Liam. He looks like he could hold you down, firm but gentle, through an earth shattering night. Harry is a close second.

by Anonymousreply 10207/25/2014

by Anonymousreply 10307/26/2014

Zayn by far

by Anonymousreply 10408/02/2014

Hmmmmm. Choices, choices.

Louis gives me the impression he'd be energetic and up for more or less anything, as long as it was fast, sweaty and athletic. I'm not sure he'd be overly talkative, playful or affectionate in bed, and he strikes me as a biter, and possibly a dirty talker or a loud partner. Unless his bedroom personality is the opposite of his public one (what if he's really a shy, obedient, slow submissive type? Wow, weird thought...)

Harry and Liam would, I think, perform in the opposite way, a slow romantic coupling, with cuddling/spooning/nuzzling and gazing into your eyes, etc. I've always assumed they both top, for the most part, but that's just a guess (maybe it's their height/stature?). Liam seems the type to just do whatever is asked of him in bed to the letter and with an eye to perfect technique, but I believe he is not necessarily so experimental. I think Harry is more playful and into new things, doesn't mind screwing up or getting messy, and may be capable of decent dirty talk, but only with much prompting.

I cannot picture Niall or Zayn in a sexual scenario at all.

by Anonymousreply 10509/01/2014

Zayn and Louise lost their attractiveness with those ridiculous arm tats, and Zayn looks manorexic.

Harry is the hottest, because of his hair, looks, and personality.

by Anonymousreply 10609/01/2014

It's Liam, for a thousand years. Warm, strong, sweet and playful..that is a sexy combination.

He's also the biggest tease--people just overlook it because he has this image of being boring and plain (untrue in both cases).

by Anonymousreply 10709/02/2014

swollen glands

by Anonymousreply 10809/02/2014

niall by far he is hotter than any of 1d

by Anonymousreply 10902/08/2015

Zayn, definitely, but he needs to get off drugs so he won't be so skinny.

by Anonymousreply 11002/08/2015

Zayn is rumored to be on the wagon and seems notably happier - more smiley, etc. Maybe he will gain a bit of weight back. He has beautiful hair and soulful eyes.

by Anonymousreply 11102/08/2015

I'd like to pretend I'm Niall in the Sims game and watch Harry and Louis go at it. We've seen so much already, lol.

by Anonymousreply 11202/08/2015

Liam seems like he is 20+ going on 50. NOT hot.

Harry and his "secret" - hot.

Hottest? ZAYNE

by Anonymousreply 11302/09/2015

Zayn is so fine

by Anonymousreply 11402/09/2015

I think Harry's really beautiful. And kind of sweet. He's like a free spirit or something. I love that sort of vibe about a person. Totally get what Louis (or anybody else) sees in him.

by Anonymousreply 11502/09/2015

From Blind Gossip, imagine that there would be a breach of contract suit too, Modest is known for such. Plus, if it is Harry, would impact his friends and the staff he is close to.

Tricky to out the goose(s) and keep the golden eggs.

Seems to not be Harry's personality to just wait out 1 D.

Were a few other guesses too and some of the comments echo other stuff posted here.

I've had jobs where I couldn't really be "out" - Harry seems to want to change the game rather than just play and benefit. They are still astoundingly young, but kids today seem to have different expectations. Even ones from small towns.

Wish them well and hope that their older music finds new fans.

by Anonymousreply 11602/10/2015

Meaning older sounding music brings them additional fans, think the bubblegum pop stage has passed. As young men must be hard to hit those notes anyway.

Tricky to move from the little girls to the older ones and to pick up some guys along the way, especially if one or more might be "not straight."

Did any of them even get to finish school I wonder?

by Anonymousreply 11702/10/2015

The rest of this never leaked, must have been some serious money spent.

SONY apologized to 1D for more leaked info to come, was rumored to be about Louis. Bearding contract details? That seems to have been contained as well.

Wonder if that played into the "plot twist" of Harry inching out as in better to get ahead and control it? Or was it Azoffs somehow? Or simply a new contract?

Recording this video was insane. There are other details about the other info on the phone floating around. Good save by someone.

They likely looked the other way re: the drugs due to the extremely grueling schedule they have been on for years and how slim they want them to be in those jeggings. Oops. BIs about that too.

If it had led to visa issues and the like, serious problems. People seem to forget this is a huge and cutthroat industry, not the school talent show. Wonder if the SONY info has been contained or is still to come?

by Anonymousreply 11802/10/2015

Harry & Liam

by Anonymousreply 11902/12/2015

Louis <3

by Anonymousreply 12004/04/2016

Niall and Zayn are ok. The other three have the unfortunate British facial features and you can tell they're not going to age well at all.

by Anonymousreply 12104/04/2016
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