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I don't think George Clooney has a big penis

There. I said it.

by Anonymousreply 3309/21/2013

Well, I think we know he acknowledged it's smaller than mine.

by Anonymousreply 106/19/2012

If you are a bottom, it does not matter how big your penis a top, however, it's hot to fuck a guy with a big dick....totally. And so many hung dudes are just big bottoms...I seem to attrack them like flies.

by Anonymousreply 206/19/2012


by Anonymousreply 306/19/2012

r2, that is the most internally inconsistent post I've ever read on DL, and that is quite a feat.

by Anonymousreply 406/19/2012

OP, do you go around thinking about such significant things all the time, or was today an especially thoughtful one for you.

by Anonymousreply 506/19/2012

Perhaps this picture is what made the OP come to his conclusion?

by Anonymousreply 606/19/2012

[quote]as a top, however, it's hot to fuck a guy with a big dick....totally. And so many hung dudes are just big bottoms

I get you. It's a bit like fucking a guy who defines himself as a top, totally hot.

by Anonymousreply 706/19/2012

(R6) No bulge at all..that is beyond sad.....I weep for guys with less than 7 inches....why even bother with that shit? I do love sucking on a big, juicy dick but my main interest is the ass....ALWAYS. I hate guys that have these flat asses...UGH. I don't care if the guy has 10 inches, if you can't bounce a bowling ball off his ass....I am NOT interested in the least. Totally.

by Anonymousreply 806/19/2012

(R7) I have not been fucked in like 20 years. I DO love getting the max! It makes me incredibly hard and horny....and I do love the occasional finger up my hairy hole when I am jacking off...but nothing bigger than a finger. I DO have my limits you know.

by Anonymousreply 906/19/2012

The average American erect dick is 5.1 inches. Yeah, I know you think you're bigger. You're not.

by Anonymousreply 1006/19/2012

R10, that's according to one study. Others say more like 6.

I don't think there's a definitive survey.

by Anonymousreply 1106/19/2012

Maybe it was bunched up in his underware. Mybe he's a grower? Who knows.

by Anonymousreply 1206/19/2012

As a bottom size doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 1306/19/2012

I think he has big balls, no sausage.

by Anonymousreply 1406/19/2012

(R10) If you doubt my claims that I am an 8, cum on over and measure me...but, I do hope you are a bottom or versatile top...............LMAO.

by Anonymousreply 1506/19/2012

You may be on to something, R14...

by Anonymousreply 1606/19/2012

R11. The average dick size is 5.1 inches--and not 6. That was a big myth and a mistake by the Kinsey researchers. When they recalculated and discovered their error, which was closer to 5, the American male didn't want to believe the lower figure. And so the 6-inch myth was perpetuated. Also, the correct figure of just a bit more than 5 was not publicized as 6 was, so again, the myth of 6 continued.

Other studies have concurred that the average penis length is in the 5-inch range and not 6. For the average to be 6, there would have to be an awful lot of 7-inch penises, and that's just not the case.

by Anonymousreply 1706/19/2012

R16's photo proves just how much better looking Clooney is now than he was 25 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 1806/19/2012

My cousin's friend who is a stylist to ALL the big names in Hollywood had to trim George Clooney's ball sack for a guest role on "Charles in Charge" with Tony Danza.

He said that Mr. Clooney is a grower and more into balloons than males or females. He accidentally walked in on the star rubbing two balloons against one another whilst singing 'Comma Over To A My House'. George then made the balloons kiss.

by Anonymousreply 1906/19/2012

[quote]My cousin's friend who is a stylist to ALL the big names in Hollywood had to trim George Clooney's ball sack for a guest role on "Charles in Charge" with Tony Danza.

Oh yeah, that was the highly-rated ball-shaving episode. But it just didn't catch on with the other sitcoms.

by Anonymousreply 2006/19/2012

[quote]"Charles in Charge" with Tony Danza

Tony Danza was in "Who's the Boss?"

Scott Baio was in "Charles in Charge"

The Cloonster was in "The Facts of Life"

by Anonymousreply 2106/19/2012

R21, I choose to believe my cousin's friend (stylist to ALL the big names) over you, thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 2206/19/2012

It makes me think of this old BI :

"Could it be that another big Hollywood star is all hot and bothered about John Paulus? So says the sexy stud, who told me in a private conversation that Clay Aiken was not the first person of note he'd been with sexually. While I've been sworn to secrecy, I can reveal that the bluegrass beau in question is known for his stormy relationships - high-profile ladies in public, but, in private, he is almost exclusively in the company of men. Although his identity must remain a mystery, rumor has it that he's got quite a knackwurst, if you catch my drift."

by Anonymousreply 2306/19/2012

I know he doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 2406/19/2012

R4, you are an ass, or a woman. Internal inconsistency is not the issue there ("attrack" notwithstanding). Indecorous metaphor, perhaps, since R2 seems to be saying that he is the turd to the big-dicked bottoms flies. Very sexy, indeed.

by Anonymousreply 2506/19/2012

that last pic he is so Cary Grant

by Anonymousreply 2606/19/2012

But does he have a tight fuck hole? This question is what keeps me awake at night....I could care less about the size of his weenie.

by Anonymousreply 2706/19/2012

George Clooney revealed that he is cut a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 2806/19/2012

I get the feeling his cock is a nice brownish color

by Anonymousreply 2906/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 3007/04/2012

i do have a "sleeping beuty" 16 inches in "repose" how does that grab you?

by Anonymousreply 3109/21/2013

Ask Matt or Brad.

by Anonymousreply 3209/21/2013

r19 "Dear George, Sing it right, or don't sing it at all. Love, Aunt Rosemary."

by Anonymousreply 3309/21/2013
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