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My penis is starting one of its uncontrollable growing spurts, no pun intended.

This is the second year in a row and I'm running out of room in my tighty whiteys. I bought one of those cow hugging machines they use in the slaughter houses to see if I could fake this activity out, but NO the growth continues and I have to stay home at night so as not to scare my beer drinking peers.

Any and all medical advice is welcome except penis removal.

by Anonymousreply 1102/04/2013

Shut up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 106/18/2012

IS this for REAL?

by Anonymousreply 206/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 306/18/2012

Once youv'e hit about 16 years of age, your penis stops growing. It is what it is from then on.

There's a good chance that you tighty whities don't fit because you're getting fat. It has nothing to do with your cock that has long since stopped growing.

by Anonymousreply 406/18/2012

Chaz? Is that you?

by Anonymousreply 506/18/2012

We GET it, Chaz, you're a man now, you don't need to keep "proving" it!

by Anonymousreply 606/18/2012

This thread smells of fish

by Anonymousreply 706/18/2012

OP is as full of shit as a Christmas turkey.

by Anonymousreply 806/18/2012

Well, since you started with about 3 inches, we are really happy for you. In about 5 years, you can join the rest of big 8ers..........;).

by Anonymousreply 906/18/2012

Hey im 11 now iv been lookin online and just found out its a part of puberty by the way it's called an errection(ear-ect-shon)

by Anonymousreply 1002/04/2013

OP...this growth spurt by your penis is called an erection. However, should your erection last more than four hours, please call your doctor.

by Anonymousreply 1102/04/2013
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