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Chris Isaak - "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing"

Get dirty with Mr. Isaak...? Yes LAWD I would!

by Anonymousreply 10509/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 106/14/2012

Did he have a nice man-dangle?

by Anonymousreply 206/14/2012

He's one of the rumored gargantuanly-hung celebs. I also read that he's well-versed in auto-fellatio, and that he used to do it at parties to entertain the crowd.

by Anonymousreply 306/14/2012


by Anonymousreply 406/15/2012

55 years old and never married.

by Anonymousreply 506/15/2012

And don't forget, and excellent self-cock-sucker!

by Anonymousreply 606/15/2012

Cute button nose

by Anonymousreply 706/15/2012

The only person he's ever been linked to is Margaret Cho...nuff said. She only dates men who swing both ways.

by Anonymousreply 806/15/2012

I saw him at a Bette Midler concert out here in the SF Bay Area a few years ago, if that proves anything!

by Anonymousreply 906/15/2012

Why is he not discussed more on the Datalounge as a possible Hollywood 'mo?

by Anonymousreply 1006/15/2012

He dated Bai Ling (as in Bai Ling is on the roof!) for awhile. A friend of mine owns a cafe in SF and said they came in together a few times. She said Chris was cool, but Bai Ling was a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1106/15/2012

A line from one of my favorite songs of his--"Can't Do A Thing (To Stop Me)"

[italic]I couldn't stop myself if I tried

Because I got you too deep inside...[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1206/15/2012

I've seen him in concert several times and always feel the incredible need to have sex with the first thing I see when it's over. Take that as you will.

by Anonymousreply 1306/15/2012

Except the New Girl is a rather gay song

by Anonymousreply 1406/15/2012

"Except The New Girl" lyrics:

[italic]Drive your mustang down, to where you hang out.

Alone without a friend.

Girls walk by you, some in fact have tried you.

But once they tried they never tried again.

Except the new girl.

Except the new girl.

Alone and lonesome, trusting no one they say,

You never had a friend.

People talk about you, they say they doubt you really,

Ever let anybody in.

Except the new girl.

Except the new girl.

I guess there's never been anyone.

Except the new girl.

Except the new girl.

Last time I saw him, he was laughing.

She was standing by his side.

I've got a feeling, that they're still together.

From the look that was in his eyes. There's no one,

Except the new girl.

Except the new girl.

See him smile, he don't care.

Says he loves her, and he'll always love her.

See him smile, it seems fair.

That he finally found her, finally hold her.

There's no one,

Except the new girl.

Except the new girl.

Except the new girl.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1506/15/2012

He's 55? Wow, I had no idea he was that old. Not that 55 is old, mind you, I just thought he was maybe mid-40's.

by Anonymousreply 1606/15/2012

R11...that the same Bai Ling who dated Chad Allen for a while? Nuff said.

by Anonymousreply 1706/15/2012

My sister thinks he's so unattractive that she refuses to take me seriously when I insist that he's thought by many to be quite handsome.

by Anonymousreply 1806/15/2012

He has the sexiest forearms on a guy, very masculine.

by Anonymousreply 1906/15/2012

Tell your sister she's crazy, R18.

by Anonymousreply 2006/15/2012

In my hometown, we had a name for people like your sister, R18-Blind-ass bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2106/15/2012

I was the front officer manager of a hotel where Isaak stayed.

He had a lot and I mean a LOT of Japanese women coming in and out of his room at all hours of the day, for the week he stayed with us.

He was quiet and you barely saw him, but you saw a boatload of Japanese women going in and out of his suite.

So either he was casting for a video needing very pretty young Japanese women or he has a thing for them.

by Anonymousreply 2206/15/2012

You know he's a little off, right?

by Anonymousreply 2306/15/2012

[quote]So either he was casting for a video needing very pretty young Japanese women or he has a thing for them.

I think it's the latter

by Anonymousreply 2406/15/2012

Isaak is a rice queen?

by Anonymousreply 2506/15/2012


by Anonymousreply 2606/15/2012

It was funny because the owners of this hotel were Chinese and they made it clear to me, that all the women going in and out of Issak's suite were definitely Japanese.

So I guess Chris boy likes his Japanese women. I wonder if Chris thinks he's like one of those Japanese men that bosses his women around and treats them like slaves?

by Anonymousreply 2706/15/2012

He is gorgeous. Hot hairy man, beautiful blue eyes. I would fuck him for days.

by Anonymousreply 2806/15/2012

He did a scripted show about himself and he was straight in it. It also featured members of his band. If he's gay, that would take closet case to a whole new level.

by Anonymousreply 2906/16/2012

[r11] Erik Jacobsen, Chris's longtime collaborator called her "The Dragon Lady" ~

by Anonymousreply 3006/16/2012

Jewish and Italian

by Anonymousreply 3106/16/2012

I read an interview with him several years ago where he was asked why he hasn't married. He gave the standard "I'm too busy touring to settle down and get married" line. When the interviewer mentioned that he could always bring his wife along on tour, he said something about how he wouldn't want to expose her to the wildness and debauchery that goes on when he's on tour. It seemed like a pretty lame response, especially for someone in his 50s.

by Anonymousreply 3206/16/2012

My fund raising local PBS station is having an Isaak special on tonight instead of Keeping Up Appearances.

I guess I can do without my weekly fix of Hyacinth Bucket and give a look at his show instead.

by Anonymousreply 3306/16/2012

It was on my local PBS station earlier this week, r33. It was faboosh! Definitely watch it.

by Anonymousreply 3406/16/2012

Everytime I hear this song, I keep thinking of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman pretending to be sexual in "Eyes Wide Shut".

by Anonymousreply 3506/16/2012

Isaak also had some rather bad plastic surgery.

As an eldergay, I'm surprised it took until R22 to talk about his Asian girl fetish and we're not talking Cho or Ling. Very well known and well discussed on DL.

by Anonymousreply 3606/16/2012

[quote]Isaak also had some rather bad plastic surgery.

Really? I've not seen any pics of him with botch plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 3706/16/2012

Chris is not Jewish on either side of his parents. His father is German but not German Jew. I saw Chris out at Lands End in San Francisco and he was with an female Jap. It was almost enough to drive to having an eye job and a sex change. Imagine the thrill of having Chris go kamikaze on your landing strip.

by Anonymousreply 3806/16/2012

Jesus fuck me, I would suck his socks off.

by Anonymousreply 3906/16/2012

[quote]He did a scripted show about himself and he was straight in it.

It was "The Chris Isaak Show" on Showtime, 2001-2004, and was both silly and not bad.

by Anonymousreply 4006/16/2012

He is my number one Man Crush. Good musician, beyond sexy voice, hot body and as someone said, GREAT forearms.

by Anonymousreply 4106/16/2012

Isaak, IIRC, was stationed in Japan when he was in the military. Hence his thing for Japanese women.

by Anonymousreply 4206/16/2012

It's Asian women he's into. Cho and Ling are definitely not Japanese.

by Anonymousreply 4306/16/2012

{r38] Mr. Isaak is Jewish and Dorothy is Italian. He has even said so publicly.

by Anonymousreply 4406/17/2012

He owns a home near Ocean Beach in SF. Years ago, someone gave me an address and I drove over there at 2am. I'm not stalkerish enough to do much else. I looked at it and left.

by Anonymousreply 4506/17/2012

Was his house big, R45?

by Anonymousreply 4606/21/2012


by Anonymousreply 4707/04/2012

I love his role as Uncle Bob in "That Thing You Do!" - the wristwatch on his hairy forearm, and those big strong hands. Yowzer.

by Anonymousreply 4807/04/2012

I read a Margaret Cho interview and she was asked about him and she was all vague and basically said 'it was what it was' and quickly moved on to the next question.

Bai Ling also dated Mickey Rourke.

by Anonymousreply 4907/04/2012

Bump for hotness

by Anonymousreply 5008/26/2012

yeah, i read that he has a thing for Asian women, grew up in CA dirt poor and went over to Japan to box (hence his broken nose) and i think it was margaret cho who said that he could give himself a BJ...and i read (yrs ago) that he has his current bedroom re-created just like the one when he was 5yrs old or something like that.

i enjoy his music.

by Anonymousreply 5108/26/2012

That song blows asschunks.

by Anonymousreply 5208/28/2012

His preference for Asian, Eurasian and AmerAsian goes back to his first real gf in high school (1970). Yes, he has almost exclusively ”dated” women of Asian background.

As for being a self-cock-sucker that is YOUR specialty, as far as CI is concerned it is an urban myth. Yes, he is very much endowed, but one would have to be drunk or on drugs to engage in that kind of act in public, not his thing.

You need to get the fact right before you post bullsh*t and (bad) rumors from 30 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 5309/15/2012

His father is not Jewish, his father is German (Lutheran) Yes, his mother is Italian and Catholic and he was raised Catholic. His father was give Catholic services when he was buried.

He owns several homes in SF, be careful and smile for the cameras, high security.

CI was never in the military. He went to school in Japan for a year and boxed on the school team. He lived in a room rented from a family and never lived in a hotel, he was going to school, he didn't have money for a hotel room.

The bedroom was meant to be a joke. Really!

by Anonymousreply 5409/15/2012

Several years ago I attended the same gym as Chris and I can confirm that the rumors regarding his male member are indeed true. Big, thick, cut cock bouncing off a meaty nutsac. I'll never forget it. He really takes great care of and pride in his body as well. It's a shame it's all wasted on Asian women.

by Anonymousreply 5509/23/2012

I always thought Chris Isaak was gay.

by Anonymousreply 5609/25/2012

He probably is, R56, when you consider the women he likes.

by Anonymousreply 5709/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 5811/02/2012

Indianapolis, Indiana, US: the recording artist Chris Isaak performs at the Murat Theatre

by Anonymousreply 5911/26/2012

Still hot.

by Anonymousreply 6011/26/2012

He looks like a MUCH handsomer, more mature Chris Colfer. (Just the face, not the smokin' body.)

by Anonymousreply 6111/26/2012

Not even the face, R61!

by Anonymousreply 6211/26/2012

He is to perform (or he has recently performed) at harrah's casino in Philadelphia (really Chester,PA)

by Anonymousreply 6311/26/2012

R53/54 how do you know so much?

by Anonymousreply 6411/26/2012

He can autofellatiate.

by Anonymousreply 6511/27/2012

In wish Chris Isaak could release a new album with songs similar to 'Wicked Game' and 'Blue Hotel'. I love this atmosphere...

I'm also desperate for a new David Lynch feature film.

By the way you know that David will become 'daddy' for the fourth time? (with his fourth wife this time, who must be 37 years younger than him, hehe)

David make a movie. i beg you master!

by Anonymousreply 6612/18/2012

* I wish

by Anonymousreply 6712/18/2012

Chris Isaak do something!

DAVID LYNCH do something!

by Anonymousreply 6812/18/2012

Acted very homophobic at a concert at Bottom Line in NYC in 80s my friend and I attended. Surprising since he's from SF.

by Anonymousreply 6912/18/2012

I need a new sensation from him!

by Anonymousreply 7012/18/2012

Saw him in concert once and I was impressed by how funny he was. He was definitely doing stand-up type stuff, story telling, etc. It almost seemed as if the music was secondary.

All in all, a fun and enjoyable show.

by Anonymousreply 7112/18/2012

Oh my, hot photo!

by Anonymousreply 7212/18/2012

Chris Isaak...

by Anonymousreply 7312/18/2012

Guys, if someone of you knows how to write good music, can you compose something brilliant for Chris Isaak and send it to him?

by Anonymousreply 7412/20/2012

Sex on a stick in my opinion- looks, voice, vibe, he has it all.

by Anonymousreply 7512/20/2012

He's sort of one note as far as his songwriting and singing style go. He never really had a huge hit.

by Anonymousreply 7612/20/2012

R76 he didn't?

What about 'Wicked Game', 'Blue Hotel' and 'Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing'?

They all became hits ffs!

by Anonymousreply 7712/20/2012

They weren't huge hits, Blue Hotel I've never ever heard and Baby Did a Bad Thing wasn't big on the charts, it was used in the Kubrick film, but wasn't a big seller. Also Wicked Game wasn't huge, I actually hated that song, it was big on MTV because of the supposedly sexy video. Dull song and video to my mind.

by Anonymousreply 7812/20/2012

Look, I'm just saying he's either a 'phobe or a huge closet case, why should we support him or sing his praises on here?

by Anonymousreply 7912/20/2012

Wicked Game is actually a very moving song.

To each his of course

Not my problem if you can't feel it R78.


by Anonymousreply 8012/20/2012

To each his own

by Anonymousreply 8112/20/2012

"Wicked Game" - Moving to some, boring and cliched to others. The melody has been done to death in other songs. Not very unique.

by Anonymousreply 8212/20/2012

"Wicked Game" like so many other songs of the video era, needs visuals to make it pop.

by Anonymousreply 8312/20/2012

Chris Isaak today (2012)

by Anonymousreply 8412/21/2012

He's still an attractive man. I would still have sex with him.

by Anonymousreply 8502/23/2013

Me too.

by Anonymousreply 8602/23/2013

Uh oh...he's crossing over into Randy Travis territory.

by Anonymousreply 8702/23/2013

Until he bumrushes a 7-11 in the nude, he's nowhere near Randy Travis territory.

by Anonymousreply 8802/24/2013

Why the hell he doesn't release a new album?

He has a nice melodic, yearning voice, it's a pity.

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2013

He's released quite a few new albums. What I'd like to see is him in more movies, and possibly do a nude scene. He's got an amazing body for a man in his 50's and it's high time he show it off.

He has never been married. Is he gay?

by Anonymousreply 9003/07/2013

R90 there are gay rumors about Chris Isaak.

He only knows...

by Anonymousreply 9103/08/2013

In my dreams, he will always be gay; but in his dreams, i suspect he is totally into the Asia ladies, though how they assign the various duties and responsibilities might not follow conventional lines of thinking.

Yes she did a bad bad thin, but he loved it.

by Anonymousreply 9203/08/2013

My favorite song from him.. so sexyyyyy

by Anonymousreply 9303/08/2013

He can supposedly auto fellatiate

by Anonymousreply 9403/08/2013

R94 a buddy of mine claims to have witnessed this at a studio near Santa Rosa where Chris's band rehearsed. Said Chris dropped trou and went at it, and that he didn't even require an erection to do so. He told me that when he rolled over on his back with his legs above his head his junk literally hung down to his lips and that he was able to massage BOTH his cock head and balls with his mouth and tongue. Apparently he never has displayed this talent in public and only does this around friends.

by Anonymousreply 9503/08/2013

I find him tedious beyond belief.

Autofellatio is what his music sounds like to me too.

by Anonymousreply 9603/08/2013

I think he tries too hard and is full of himself. He's not bringing anything new to the table with his retro shit and Orbison imitations.

Early pics of him are marginally less embarrassing than Shania Twain's.

by Anonymousreply 9703/08/2013

R95, what made him just drop trou and go at it like that? Was he drunk?

by Anonymousreply 9803/08/2013

His "original" nose at r97 looks photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 9903/08/2013

I saw him in an interview with Letterman and he told the story about how boxing wreaked the cartilage in his nose and he looked completely different because of it. He had planned on being a professional boxer. Letterman though he was joking but he wasn't.

His 2 brothers are 6'4 and 6'8. May explain things.

The guy is charming and really talented but I think he likes to keep his private life to himself to an extreme extent in the entertainment biz. He should be a bigger star but doesn't play the game.

I like stars like him who got famous after growing into an adult. They don't have the same delusions of grandeur that people who claw the way to the top at a young age do.

As I was looking up pictures I found this collection of CI facts and interviews. Interesting stuff.

by Anonymousreply 10003/08/2013

[R98] You actually believe that story?

by Anonymousreply 10103/08/2013

Why the hell Chris Isaak doesn't release a new album? It's about time!

by Anonymousreply 10208/01/2013

chris isaak highschool

by Anonymousreply 10308/01/2013

god, he is a HOT man and 'wicked game' is in my top 5 favorite songs of all time.

by Anonymousreply 10408/01/2013

Where is he?????

by Anonymousreply 10509/04/2013
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