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Taylor Lautner in Skimpy Undies

Where's the bulge?!

by Anonymousreply 2212/08/2012

Sorry, wrong link.

by Anonymousreply 106/13/2012


by Anonymousreply 206/13/2012

Taylor Lautner is a tiny meat Queen.

by Anonymousreply 306/13/2012

wrong, r3. Looks pretty big and full to me.

by Anonymousreply 406/13/2012

If you consider big and full 3 inches... yes.

Actually Taylor Lautner is not old enough to be a tiny meat Queen. Taylor Lautner is more of a PRINCESS TINYMEAT (which also is rumored to match his actual private personality)

by Anonymousreply 506/13/2012

r5, you're crazy. That's a good 4 inches flaccid. One can imagine how wondrous that thing is when it reaches full turgidity.

by Anonymousreply 606/13/2012

this is why they hate us

by Anonymousreply 706/13/2012

Folds in the pants do not equal penis. The voice is what gives you away and Taylor has a naturally high voice.

by Anonymousreply 806/13/2012

[quote] One can imagine how wondrous that thing is when it reaches full turgidity.

Taylor's delicate little flower is hardly turgid.

by Anonymousreply 906/13/2012

It's a fake. I saw the original at another forum.

by Anonymousreply 1006/13/2012

So bottom line, is Taylor hung or not? I need to know.

by Anonymousreply 1106/13/2012

he looks average for his height

by Anonymousreply 1206/13/2012

Who cares about his dick? He's a power-bottom extraordinaire! All that matters is that round perky bubble butt!

by Anonymousreply 1306/13/2012

Link please, R13.

by Anonymousreply 1406/13/2012

Pass. That would never come close to...ummm...make me tingle down below.

by Anonymousreply 1506/13/2012

R13, how do you know Taylor has a bubble-butt? He has never shown his ass.

by Anonymousreply 1606/13/2012


What was school like in special ed? Did you get bullied for having a screechy voice?

by Anonymousreply 1706/13/2012

90% of you are sad en with no dicks.. not the size its how you use it! if u had a huuge one and didnt know how to use it..... fail....

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2012

What was the point of bumping this crap, R18?

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2012

R13 is right.

Bitch is a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2012


by Anonymousreply 2112/08/2012

Taylor is a big ol' femmy bottom. His cock is like an appendix.

by Anonymousreply 2212/08/2012
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