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Putting Q-tips In Your Pee Hole

Anyone else do this?

The first time I was a bit freaked out but now I love it. I'll just sit on the couch watching TV and do it.

by Anonymousreply 6108/18/2013

For a real "cool" sensation, coat the Q-Tip with some Vick's Vapo-Rub before insertion.

Spin Q-Tip with fingertips after insertion.

by Anonymousreply 906/11/2012

What other household objects could one use? A pencil eraser? A potato peeler? Grandma's cane? A string of pearls? The cat's tongue? The cat?

by Anonymousreply 1006/11/2012

Cock-stuffing is the correct term.

by Anonymousreply 1606/11/2012

Eeeww, ick, OP. Wtf? While we're at it - what the hell is with sounding? That looks like it would hurt like hell.

by Anonymousreply 1706/11/2012

FREAK!

by Anonymousreply 1906/11/2012

Okay, I'll say it:

This thread is useless without pix...

by Anonymousreply 2306/11/2012

Lazy bastards.

by Anonymousreply 2406/11/2012

My eyes!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2506/11/2012

My favorite story from a friend who used to work at admin in an emergency room was about the time a guy who came into the E.R. with a thermometer in his penis. He wasn't trying to take his temp. He was doing it for fun. Apparently, this was not the first time by a longshot. But it was the first time he couldn't get it out.

But the doctors did. By fileting his penis. Yep. Had to cut it in half to take the thermometer out.

Pretty much destroyed his dick.

by Anonymousreply 2606/11/2012

That's an entirely believable story R26.

by Anonymousreply 2706/12/2012

OP, do you have a bowl of potato chips in your other hand? Are you fat, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2806/12/2012

Ouch R9. That Vicks Vapo-Rub you suggested really hurt my pee-pee.

by Anonymousreply 2906/12/2012

r26, "the sky is falling"

by Anonymousreply 3006/12/2012

I'm not fat, no.

by Anonymousreply 3106/12/2012

Yeesh, the thought of sounding creeps me out, but if I did want to try it, I'd absolutely use a sterilized medical sounding rod; not a random household object. Sticking a Q-tip or mercury-filled glass thermometer up your dick is about as smart as sticking a cucumber up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 3206/12/2012

Hey, don't put down cucumbers until you've tried them.

by Anonymousreply 3306/12/2012

I don't mind the cucumbers, but they make me burp. ...sometimes I burp and orgasm at the same time, which makes my prostate hurt.

by Anonymousreply 3406/12/2012

You have a sound medical reasoning then

by Anonymousreply 3506/12/2012

Go ahead, move up in the world, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3606/12/2012

That's the basic idea behind "Sounding." Look it up on Google. Apparently it's right up there with "E-stim."

by Anonymousreply 3706/12/2012

Three is the magic number

by Anonymousreply 3906/12/2012

Are you working your way up to the toilet brush?

by Anonymousreply 4006/12/2012

The most appalling thing about all of this is the fact of a grown, presumably educated man referring to his "pee hole."

by Anonymousreply 4106/12/2012

Sounding is not for the faint of heart.

by Anonymousreply 4206/12/2012

Ten penny common nail, OP? Just file the tip down a little so you don't get infected. It's a hell of a place for flesh-eating bacteria.

by Anonymousreply 4306/12/2012

In my ear, sure (LOVE it, actually). In my meatus...I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 4406/12/2012

I use the same pencil I use to dial the phone with. And then I leave it on the kitchen counter when I'm done>

by Anonymousreply 4606/12/2012

Y'all are some crazy motherfuckers.

by Anonymousreply 4706/12/2012

This is one of those things that kind of intrigue me just because they're so weird that I couldn't imagine people indulging in them unless they felt AWESOME. Of course by that logic I should probably abandon human sexual contact altogether in favor of humping stuffed animals

by Anonymousreply 4806/12/2012

I enjoy sounding but I always use caution and take care. I only use surgical steel sounds and I make sure everything is scrupulously clean. Sterilize the sounds first. Wash your hands well with antibacterial soap, use sterile lube and clean everything carefully afterwards. It feels pretty amazing to insert them and I'm sort of shocked at hope large of a sound I can take. Never force it...let the weight of the rod slide it in and when it stops, that's as far as it goes. Play clean and be gentle and everything will be good.

by Anonymousreply 4906/12/2012

Just the thought alone of sounding makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and scream.

by Anonymousreply 5006/12/2012

It really is an amazing feeling. I don't go far in, but when you cum after playing, it's like nothing else. Just be aware that your urethra is very sensitive to damage and infection. However, it's no less 'designed' to be penetrated than your ass, so don't get all frigid about the experience.

by Anonymousreply 5106/12/2012

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by Anonymousreply 5206/12/2012

R51= total freak show.

by Anonymousreply 5306/12/2012

Sounds I have seen are quite long, so if I jerk off with one in, it's gonna work right down, and I don't want that. I looked at penis plugs, but they look like they're about stretching the opening.

by Anonymousreply 5406/12/2012

This sounds terrible!

by Anonymousreply 5506/12/2012

How about a speculum? Have you considered using one of those?

by Anonymousreply 5606/13/2012

knitting needles are HAWT

by Anonymousreply 5706/13/2012

I love shoving my swiss army knife down mine

by Anonymousreply 5807/10/2012

I've done this for the first time and I really hurts when I pee now, how can I treat this?

by Anonymousreply 5908/16/2013

R26 Those people see it all. One of them told me about some guy who had put a battery up there. Professional ethics aside, once such patients are out the door, the gloves are off. I believe the consensus in his case was that he needed to charge things up.

by Anonymousreply 6008/16/2013

[quote]No interest in going deep, but a few mm's in goes way beyond how a regular orgasm feels

Do you use the regular chocolate or the peanut mm's?

by Anonymousreply 6108/18/2013
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