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Was my houseguest being inappropriate with my cat?

I have this friend who stays over sometimes, after a show or a good drunk. Last night he was here for both. He’s funny, smart, but somewhat weird. Usually the weird doesn’t bother me, but -

When he arrived last night, he picked up my cat and started rubbing his belly. But then his hand drifted lower and he was kinda rubbing my cat’s crotch. I stared, sort of stunned for a minute, and he said, “Oh, does it bother you if I jerk your cat off?”

I said yesss, and he stopped, so I chalked it up to a joke. But this morning, when he went into the bathroom, he took my cat. I didn’t say anything, but later he mentioned what a good “poop-buddy” my cat was, and stated that cats love to watch him poop.

Outside of this, he’s a perfectly reasonable person. Should I let this bother me? Should I be worried about my cat?

by Anonymousreply 7501/05/2015

Sounds like you were a bad host. You didn't offer him a dick to jerk so he had to settle for the pussy.

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2012

Has he ever jerked you off then asked him to watch you take a dump?

by Anonymousreply 206/10/2012

Dude. Get this guy out of your house and away from your cat. This would be a deal breaker for me.

by Anonymousreply 306/10/2012

OP is G/R/Umpy's BFF.

by Anonymousreply 406/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 506/10/2012

I'm betting your cat liked it.

by Anonymousreply 606/10/2012

I'll take "What is weird unacceptable behavior?" for $400 Alex.

by Anonymousreply 706/10/2012



Tabby, is e?

by Anonymousreply 806/10/2012

Elaborate Species Transcendance?

by Anonymousreply 906/10/2012

Everyone takes their cat in the bathroom when they have to poop, I can't see a problem. If you don't take the cat in, they scratch at the door...tell me I'm wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1006/10/2012

OK, OP. You win. This is without a doubt the weirdest fucking post I have ever seen in my 15 years coming to datalounge.


by Anonymousreply 1206/10/2012

I rather wish OP had donated his $18 to charity.

by Anonymousreply 1306/10/2012

OP, obviously he took the cat into the bathroom for a blumphy. You need to have both euthanized.

by Anonymousreply 1506/10/2012

Was he licking his hands after he came out of the bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 1606/10/2012

WTF??? Get him out of your house and drop his ass. See that Dumping Friends thread for advice. Gross!

by Anonymousreply 1706/10/2012

[quote]Everyone takes their cat in the bathroom when they have to poop, I can't see a problem. If you don't take the cat in, they scratch at the door...tell me I'm wrong.

My cat has never scratched or even followed us to the bathroom and, as far as I know, he's never seen a human poop until this very morning.

Now I'm worried he will scratch at doors, or he'll think the bathroom (instead of his litterbox in the basement) is also the place for him to poop.

by Anonymousreply 1806/10/2012

Okay, this was sort of funny. Two thumbs up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1906/10/2012

OMG, hide Fluffy!

by Anonymousreply 2006/10/2012

I would never permit anyone to lay their hands on my kitty. If they tried behind my back, she would scratch his eyes out.

Keep the feline masher out of your house. There's a difference between a cat house and a cat's home.

by Anonymousreply 2106/10/2012

OP -Please tell us you are Bored and making up this bullshit, if this is real then Your Mate Raped your Cat you Moron...

by Anonymousreply 2206/10/2012

OK, I'm going to retire from Datalounge for the day.

by Anonymousreply 2306/10/2012

EW Get rid of the cat rapist pronto. This is a sign like when that crazy Canadian psycho started by suffocating cats. This guy is in the practice stage. Next will be human rape & then filming his next big act. Unless of course, you're looking to be the next victim/star OP!

by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2012

Extra Siamese Trauma!

by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2012

I can't say that this is a particularly artful EST but it made me laugh really hard because I'm an idiot

by Anonymousreply 2606/10/2012

[quote]Was he licking his hands after he came out of the bathroom?

Are you talking about the friend or the cat?

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2012

[quot]Are you talking about the friend or the cat?

A cat with hands suggests that the interspecies sex already happened in the previous generation.

by Anonymousreply 2806/10/2012

Contact the District Cattorney.

A catastrophe is looming. You don't want to go into shock- a catatonic state.

by Anonymousreply 2906/10/2012

Obvious homophobe troll.

by Anonymousreply 3006/10/2012

Please! Who hasn't jerked off a cat?

by Anonymousreply 3106/10/2012

If that piece of shit tried to rape your cat I hope all he got was a seriously scratched cock.

by Anonymousreply 3206/10/2012

i saw a kitty get run over by a car today...i wouldn't worry about it.

by Anonymousreply 3306/10/2012

[quote]A cat with hands suggests that the interspecies sex already happened in the previous generation.

I could swear some cats have functional hands behind the paws. They only come out when we're not home.

by Anonymousreply 3406/10/2012

[quote]Obvious homophobe troll.

Obvious retard with issues.

by Anonymousreply 3506/10/2012

He didn't finger bang your cat, did he OP? Smell his fingers.

by Anonymousreply 3606/10/2012

What the fuck does that have to do with anything, R33?

by Anonymousreply 3706/10/2012

It sounds like the cat got an Extra Special Treat.

by Anonymousreply 3806/10/2012

I don't think he violated the cat in the bathroom. I think he just pooped in front of it.

by Anonymousreply 3906/10/2012

[quote]What the fuck does that have to do with anything,

The sociopathetic freak with no feelings thinks he is being funny and thinks it's relevant.

by Anonymousreply 4006/10/2012

He pooped in front of the bathroom? That's hardly appropriate!

by Anonymousreply 4106/10/2012

Pooping in front of anything is inappropriate.

by Anonymousreply 4206/10/2012

He wanted to finger your pussy. Is that so wrong?

by Anonymousreply 4306/10/2012

R43 - Brian Presley

by Anonymousreply 4406/10/2012

Why would you care if he jerked off your cat? You clearly have no sexual interest in it so what's the problem?

by Anonymousreply 4506/10/2012

DUMP HIM. And call Animal Protection Services or whoever deals with cruelty to animal issues.

by Anonymousreply 4606/10/2012

My cats insist on coming into the bathroom when I'm there. They like to have their tummies rubbed, but that's it.

The extent of this guy's stuff is just creepy.

by Anonymousreply 4706/10/2012

things could be worse, prolapsed manpussy @ r37?

by Anonymousreply 4806/10/2012

The OP is mad because the cat is getting more action than he

by Anonymousreply 4906/10/2012

He told you he was being inappropriate with your cat. This animal's welfare is your responsibility; I wouldn't let this guy near her again!

by Anonymousreply 5006/10/2012

Your friend is a sick fuck. Protect your cat you wuss! Your cat is helpless and needs you to protect it. If you still want to see this disgusting person outside your home do it but PROTECT YOUR CAT!

by Anonymousreply 5106/10/2012

Any pics of the cat?

by Anonymousreply 5206/10/2012

You and your friend clearly don't know where the cat's genitals are. They are in the back, right below the asshole, not in the "crotch" of the cat.

He's just messing with you. And he clearly prefers the cat's company than yours.

by Anonymousreply 5306/10/2012

[quote]he clearly prefers the cat's company than yours.

Do you have friends who accompany you when you take a dump, R53?

This concept is new to me.

by Anonymousreply 5406/10/2012

I keep imagining the statement "Cats love to watch me poop" and laughing

by Anonymousreply 5506/10/2012

Is the cat box in the bathroom? Check to see if your catophile friend took his dump in it.

by Anonymousreply 5606/10/2012

Oh my GAWD..

by Anonymousreply 5706/10/2012

My cat is always trying to do lez love with my dog. What is that about?

by Anonymousreply 5806/11/2012

I had a boyfriend once who had a fetish for male he would jack them off. I found out about it by accident when he spent the night with me and my Golden Retreiver (Neutered, fortunately). He laughed it off but I mentioned it to one of our friends and he told me that he has had that weird fetish since he was a child.

by Anonymousreply 5906/11/2012

My cats used to love to watch me poop.

Anytime I sat in the bathroom for more than a minute, both kitties would come join me. They'd do typical cat things like rub their faces and bodies against my legs, or roll around on the floor looking all cute, or jump up and sit in my lap.

And at some point as I was taking a dump, both cats would also hop in their litterbox (kept under the sink) and take a dump of their own.

I don't know if they were trying to share with Mommy, or they wanted their own stink to cover up mine, or wtf was going on.

But it happened nearly every single time, for the entire 2 years I kept their litterbox in the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 6006/11/2012

[quote]I had a boyfriend once who had a fetish for male he would jack them off.

Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

by Anonymousreply 6106/11/2012

Red rocket?

by Anonymousreply 6206/11/2012

OP, just face facts -- your cat is a TRAMP and is flaunting its sexuality to your houseguests. Can you fault a hot-blooded male for getting excited?

by Anonymousreply 6306/11/2012

[quote]But this morning, when he went into the bathroom, he took my cat.

Had the cat followed him in or been in the room when he closed the door, that's passive or neutral behavior on the guest's part; but to actively take the cat into the bathroom to gauge his "poop-buddyness" is fucking weird and creepy.

by Anonymousreply 6406/11/2012

Maybe if OP had provided some damn reading material in the bathroom like a normal person, I wouldn't have had to bring in his damn pussy to keep me company!

by Anonymousreply 6506/11/2012

oh no just when i thought the south park troll died

by Anonymousreply 6606/11/2012

Don't be an idiot, R66.

LOTS of people are familiar with South Park.

That doesn't mean everyone who references the show is a "South Park Troll", whatever the fuck that even means.

by Anonymousreply 6706/16/2012

OP=obvious Mormon homophobe troll

by Anonymousreply 6806/16/2012

What a sick fuck. Get him out of there

by Anonymousreply 6906/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 7006/16/2012

The reason I got that DUI was because it was your birthday!!

by Anonymousreply 7108/13/2012

You don't see much ball licking or sucking in porn these days, it's all about cock sucking. I'd much rather have my balls licked.

by Anonymousreply 7208/13/2012

bump for that other guy

by Anonymousreply 7303/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 7401/05/2015

Nice try, OP.

You can't jerk a cat off.

by Anonymousreply 7501/05/2015
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