Was my houseguest being inappropriate with my cat?
I have this friend who stays over sometimes, after a show or a good drunk. Last night he was here for both. He’s funny, smart, but somewhat weird. Usually the weird doesn’t bother me, but -
When he arrived last night, he picked up my cat and started rubbing his belly. But then his hand drifted lower and he was kinda rubbing my cat’s crotch. I stared, sort of stunned for a minute, and he said, “Oh, does it bother you if I jerk your cat off?”
I said yesss, and he stopped, so I chalked it up to a joke. But this morning, when he went into the bathroom, he took my cat. I didn’t say anything, but later he mentioned what a good “poop-buddy” my cat was, and stated that cats love to watch him poop.
Outside of this, he’s a perfectly reasonable person. Should I let this bother me? Should I be worried about my cat?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/05/2015|
Sounds like you were a bad host. You didn't offer him a dick to jerk so he had to settle for the pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/10/2012|
Has he ever jerked you off then asked him to watch you take a dump?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/10/2012|
Dude. Get this guy out of your house and away from your cat. This would be a deal breaker for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/10/2012|
I'm betting your cat liked it.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/10/2012|
I'll take "What is weird unacceptable behavior?" for $400 Alex.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/10/2012|
Elaborate Species Transcendance?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/10/2012|
Everyone takes their cat in the bathroom when they have to poop, I can't see a problem. If you don't take the cat in, they scratch at the door...tell me I'm wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/10/2012|
Have you guys had a fight or something? I mean, you've done this before, right? What could have happened to ratchet up the creep factor so much this time?
I just think taking your cat into the bathroom with him after asking you if you mind him jerking the cat off is just so wrong.
R8 and 9 might be right. We've had a large number of long weird stories lately.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/10/2012|
OK, OP. You win. This is without a doubt the weirdest fucking post I have ever seen in my 15 years coming to datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/10/2012|
I rather wish OP had donated his $18 to charity.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/10/2012|
I'd only be worried if you're cat ends up getting into scat and handjobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/10/2012|
OP, obviously he took the cat into the bathroom for a blumphy. You need to have both euthanized.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/10/2012|
Was he licking his hands after he came out of the bathroom?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/10/2012|
WTF??? Get him out of your house and drop his ass. See that Dumping Friends thread for advice. Gross!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/10/2012|
[quote]Everyone takes their cat in the bathroom when they have to poop, I can't see a problem. If you don't take the cat in, they scratch at the door...tell me I'm wrong.
My cat has never scratched or even followed us to the bathroom and, as far as I know, he's never seen a human poop until this very morning.
Now I'm worried he will scratch at doors, or he'll think the bathroom (instead of his litterbox in the basement) is also the place for him to poop.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/10/2012|
Okay, this was sort of funny. Two thumbs up, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/10/2012|
I would never permit anyone to lay their hands on my kitty. If they tried behind my back, she would scratch his eyes out.
Keep the feline masher out of your house. There's a difference between a cat house and a cat's home.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/10/2012|
OP -Please tell us you are Bored and making up this bullshit, if this is real then Your Mate Raped your Cat you Moron...
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/10/2012|
OK, I'm going to retire from Datalounge for the day.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/10/2012|
EW Get rid of the cat rapist pronto. This is a sign like when that crazy Canadian psycho started by suffocating cats. This guy is in the practice stage. Next will be human rape & then filming his next big act. Unless of course, you're looking to be the next victim/star OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/10/2012|
I can't say that this is a particularly artful EST but it made me laugh really hard because I'm an idiot
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/10/2012|
[quote]Was he licking his hands after he came out of the bathroom?
Are you talking about the friend or the cat?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2012|
[quot]Are you talking about the friend or the cat?
A cat with hands suggests that the interspecies sex already happened in the previous generation.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/10/2012|
Contact the District Cattorney.
A catastrophe is looming. You don't want to go into shock- a catatonic state.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/10/2012|
Please! Who hasn't jerked off a cat?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/10/2012|
If that piece of shit tried to rape your cat I hope all he got was a seriously scratched cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/10/2012|
i saw a kitty get run over by a car today...i wouldn't worry about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/10/2012|
[quote]A cat with hands suggests that the interspecies sex already happened in the previous generation.
I could swear some cats have functional hands behind the paws. They only come out when we're not home.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/10/2012|
[quote]Obvious homophobe troll.
Obvious retard with issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/10/2012|
He didn't finger bang your cat, did he OP? Smell his fingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/10/2012|
What the fuck does that have to do with anything, R33?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/10/2012|
It sounds like the cat got an Extra Special Treat.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/10/2012|
I don't think he violated the cat in the bathroom. I think he just pooped in front of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/10/2012|
[quote]What the fuck does that have to do with anything,
The sociopathetic freak with no feelings thinks he is being funny and thinks it's relevant.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/10/2012|
He pooped in front of the bathroom? That's hardly appropriate!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/10/2012|
Pooping in front of anything is inappropriate.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/10/2012|
He wanted to finger your pussy. Is that so wrong?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/10/2012|
Why would you care if he jerked off your cat? You clearly have no sexual interest in it so what's the problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/10/2012|
DUMP HIM. And call Animal Protection Services or whoever deals with cruelty to animal issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/10/2012|
My cats insist on coming into the bathroom when I'm there. They like to have their tummies rubbed, but that's it.
The extent of this guy's stuff is just creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/10/2012|
things could be worse, prolapsed manpussy @ r37?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/10/2012|
The OP is mad because the cat is getting more action than he
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/10/2012|
He told you he was being inappropriate with your cat. This animal's welfare is your responsibility; I wouldn't let this guy near her again!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/10/2012|
Your friend is a sick fuck. Protect your cat you wuss! Your cat is helpless and needs you to protect it. If you still want to see this disgusting person outside your home do it but PROTECT YOUR CAT!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/10/2012|
You and your friend clearly don't know where the cat's genitals are. They are in the back, right below the asshole, not in the "crotch" of the cat.
He's just messing with you. And he clearly prefers the cat's company than yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/10/2012|
[quote]he clearly prefers the cat's company than yours.
Do you have friends who accompany you when you take a dump, R53?
This concept is new to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/10/2012|
I keep imagining the statement "Cats love to watch me poop" and laughing
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/10/2012|
Is the cat box in the bathroom? Check to see if your catophile friend took his dump in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/10/2012|
My cat is always trying to do lez love with my dog. What is that about?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/10/2012|
I had a boyfriend once who had a fetish for male dogs...like he would jack them off. I found out about it by accident when he spent the night with me and my Golden Retreiver (Neutered, fortunately). He laughed it off but I mentioned it to one of our friends and he told me that he has had that weird fetish since he was a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/10/2012|
My cats used to love to watch me poop.
Anytime I sat in the bathroom for more than a minute, both kitties would come join me. They'd do typical cat things like rub their faces and bodies against my legs, or roll around on the floor looking all cute, or jump up and sit in my lap.
And at some point as I was taking a dump, both cats would also hop in their litterbox (kept under the sink) and take a dump of their own.
I don't know if they were trying to share with Mommy, or they wanted their own stink to cover up mine, or wtf was going on.
But it happened nearly every single time, for the entire 2 years I kept their litterbox in the bathroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/10/2012|
[quote]I had a boyfriend once who had a fetish for male dogs...like he would jack them off.
Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/10/2012|
OP, just face facts -- your cat is a TRAMP and is flaunting its sexuality to your houseguests. Can you fault a hot-blooded male for getting excited?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/11/2012|
[quote]But this morning, when he went into the bathroom, he took my cat.
Had the cat followed him in or been in the room when he closed the door, that's passive or neutral behavior on the guest's part; but to actively take the cat into the bathroom to gauge his "poop-buddyness" is fucking weird and creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/11/2012|
Maybe if OP had provided some damn reading material in the bathroom like a normal person, I wouldn't have had to bring in his damn pussy to keep me company!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/11/2012|
oh no just when i thought the south park troll died
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/11/2012|
Don't be an idiot, R66.
LOTS of people are familiar with South Park.
That doesn't mean everyone who references the show is a "South Park Troll", whatever the fuck that even means.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/16/2012|
OP=obvious Mormon homophobe troll
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/16/2012|
What a sick fuck. Get him out of there
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/16/2012|
The reason I got that DUI was because it was your birthday!!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||08/13/2012|
You don't see much ball licking or sucking in porn these days, it's all about cock sucking. I'd much rather have my balls licked.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||08/13/2012|
Nice try, OP.
You can't jerk a cat off.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/05/2015|