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Liza and Tony Danza are engaged!!

Sorry, I know this was posted on another thread, but this deserves its own headline.



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Manhattan, New York, United States of America ( June 1, 2012 --

Liza with too many 'Z's. Legendary singer and actress Liza Minnelli has just announced that she is now engaged to long-time friend and actor Tony Danza, best known for the sitcom "Who's The Boss?". In almost every interview since Minnelli's divorce to concert promoter David Gest, Minnelli made it clear that she will never again tie the knot. But now it looks as if Minnelli is 'no longer the boss'. Danza, a recent divorcee, has been partying it up with Minnelli, and inside sources say that an affair has been brewing since before Danza was divorced, and even before Minnelli tied the knot with Gest. Minnelli came out about the engagement in an article with "GLAMOUR" magazine due out this July. In the interview Liza says "I have finally made the decision that there ARE some men who can change the mind of a heartbroken, pessimistic, hopeless romantic". Some folks joke that soon Liza with a Z will be Liza with TWO Z's...."Liza Danza". Tony Danza has been unreachable for comment but friends of the actor say that Liza has given him a reason to believe in love again. What a pair....They both tapdance, they both sing, they both even go to the same apartment building at the end of the day. Minnelli and Danza have shared a NYC apartment complex for the last 12 years. We just hope and pray that this marriage of Minnelli's does not result in physical pain for Danza as it did David Gest. Apparently Tony Danza at one time was a boxer, which may come in handy when it comes to keeping Liza with a Z from biting off his ear. We will be watching and waiting for more incredible showbiz mayhem!

by Anonymousreply 11102/08/2013

Well, this just proves what many already knew. Danza is gay. And Liza continues in the grand Garland tradition of marrying another gay man. You know what, though? GOOD FOR BOTH OF THEM. They both are rather "faded roses." Liza had her share of hunks in her time (Mark Gero was pretty hot!) and Danza was sure a hunk. Somehow I can see that they could be good for each other, really. Of course, unless this is all total bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 106/02/2012

My head just blew off. I have no words.

by Anonymousreply 206/02/2012

WTF?! Are you kidding? If this is a troll post, I got seriously taken in.

by Anonymousreply 306/02/2012

OMG. I've just sit my bed matress. What tha fock!!??

by Anonymousreply 406/02/2012

Well, that's what I'm thinking too R1. But the other PR celebrity related items all seem legitimate. When I saw someone posted it in another Liza thread, I had to make it stand alone.

This is just too weird for words.

by Anonymousreply 506/02/2012

This cannot be true. Need another source.

by Anonymousreply 606/02/2012

This is not true. Friends, perhaps. But not lovers.

by Anonymousreply 706/02/2012

If you Google the name of the publicist or the publicist's company's name, you get no results at all, except for this single press release.

It's a fake. A fun fake, but a fake.

by Anonymousreply 806/02/2012

This has to be a joke.

by Anonymousreply 906/02/2012

I thought he was gay? He once hit on a (male) friend of mine.

by Anonymousreply 1006/02/2012

This is a joke, right? If it's not, then my suspicions of Tony being gay have just been proven.

by Anonymousreply 1106/02/2012

5 Riverside Drive in New York? Five? That's where you live? Are you sure? That's where I live!

As if that wasn't enough for Liza thought she'd gone deaf, when Tony told her his apartment there was 29F!!!!!

Yes, she was E; he was F and they had not even met.

You girls who live in apartments, don't just stare at the wall,

Open up the door and hurry out in the hall.

by Anonymousreply 1206/02/2012

"I thought he was gay?"

As if that would make it less probable, rather than more!

by Anonymousreply 1306/02/2012

It's fake. The source is "" If it were true, at least one of the celebrity news sites would have picked up on it.

by Anonymousreply 1406/02/2012

If this was a joke, it was a totally plausible one. 10/10, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1506/02/2012

Hold me closer Tony Danza!

by Anonymousreply 1606/02/2012

Oh come on!

by Anonymousreply 1706/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 1906/02/2012 is Liza stocking up on butt plugs and black dildos for TD? This woman needs to be "put away" somewhere...and, I was referring to LM not TD.

by Anonymousreply 2106/02/2012

Does the guy not know that marrying Liza is the same as coming out???

by Anonymousreply 2206/02/2012

Hooray for heterosexuality! Cutest old celeb has-been couple EVUH!

by Anonymousreply 2406/02/2012

When Danza had his morning talk show from NY, his family stayed behind in LA. On Tuesday mornings (he was live) he would do a re-hash of "24" and always mentioned that Liza lived in his building and she would come down in her pajamas and they would watch it together.

by Anonymousreply 2506/02/2012

The happy couple

by Anonymousreply 2606/02/2012

Tony Danza mentioned Liza often the few times I saw his long-ago cancelled talk show, so if if it's a joke it has a touch of 'well maybe' to it.

by Anonymousreply 2706/02/2012

They make such a cute couple!

by Anonymousreply 2806/02/2012

Danza hustled out of Cowboys & Cowgirls on 2nd Ave/53rd St before he was "discovered."

Liza's record is spotless.

by Anonymousreply 2906/02/2012

[quote]Danza hustled out of Cowboys & Cowgirls on 2nd Ave/53rd St before he was "discovered."

With that ass of his, I'm sure he got a lot of clientele. By the way, how do you know this, R29?

by Anonymousreply 3006/02/2012

Yikes she really is in the White Pages.

by Anonymousreply 3106/02/2012

So now we know, he really is gay.

by Anonymousreply 3206/02/2012

Has Liza ever even been interested in a man who wasn't gay? I think like her mom they both look for a man like their dads. Amazing how both mother and daughter had gay father's they adored and have always only looked for gay men to marry. I guess a lot of women want a guy like their father, no matter what, kinda sad.

by Anonymousreply 3306/02/2012

Please, dimbulbs. Do you think that even reads like a real press release? Liza "with too many Z's". Honestly.

by Anonymousreply 3506/02/2012

Obviously it's a joke press release.

by Anonymousreply 3606/02/2012

[quote] Yikes she really is in the White Pages.

The listing in that link is for a "Liza Minelli". If that really is our Liza, they misspelled her last name. It's M-I-double N, then-E-double L-I. You double up the N, thats nn, not ll. Then E, double the L, end it with an I.

THAT'S the way you say "Minnelli".

by Anonymousreply 3706/02/2012

You are soooooo Gay reply37

by Anonymousreply 3806/02/2012

Is this an April Fool's joke from someone who doesn't know how to read a calendar?

by Anonymousreply 3906/02/2012

Someone invade her privacy!

by Anonymousreply 4006/02/2012

Well, the white pages link is Liza's correct address. She lives in the Imperial House on 69th bet. 3rd and Lex and has been there since the 70s. Joan Crawford lived (and died) in the same building, so between her and Liza is should be on the register of gay historic places.

by Anonymousreply 4106/02/2012

Michael Musto is on the case. At least this time, he attributes the source.

[italic]A mock press release was posted claiming that Liza Minnelli is engaged to longtime friend Tony Danza, who lives in the same apartment complex.

They're gonna ring them bells!

Fortunately for all involved, it reads like a parody, so I think we can all relax and not plan on dodging lampshades any time soon.

Over at, here's what the kids have been satirically saying about this madness:

"I thought he was gay!"

"As if that would make it less probable rather than more."

"Does the guy not know that marrying Liza is the same as coming out?"

"I wonder if Danny Pintauro is sitting back somewhere and saying, 'I just KNEW it'."

But enough with the revelry. I've shot out a request for Liza's publicist to comment and I'll ring them bells for you when he responds.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 4206/02/2012

This is how reputations are ruined!

by Anonymousreply 4406/02/2012

For Christ's sake, will someone just call Liza's number and get an answer?

by Anonymousreply 4506/02/2012

Why, R43? You're just mean.

I was going to type something witty but I don't want Musty using it.

by Anonymousreply 4606/02/2012

Check out r 15

by Anonymousreply 4706/02/2012

I hope she doesn't kick him in the balls. He's got real pretty balls.

by Anonymousreply 4806/02/2012

Okay, if no one beats me to it, after tomorrow's yummy breakfast of whole wheat toast and farm-fresh butter. . .I'm calling that number. I shall report back promptly. Unless she married me.

by Anonymousreply 4906/02/2012

Congrats!!!Some of you bitches are quoted in the Village Voice!

by Anonymousreply 5006/02/2012

I didn't realize he was gay

by Anonymousreply 5106/02/2012

Tony isn't gay. He and Liza just like hanging out in each other's apartments, clearing away the living room furniture and then singin' and dancin' all night long. They have a swell time together.

It's truly terrific.

by Anonymousreply 5206/02/2012

you mean, gay, gay?

by Anonymousreply 5306/02/2012

[quote]Danza, a recent divorcee

Girls, if that didn't give it away.

You're slipping.

by Anonymousreply 5406/03/2012

So is this true or not??

by Anonymousreply 5506/03/2012

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 5606/03/2012

The Voice blog has now been updated to quote Liza's publicist!!

by Anonymousreply 5706/03/2012

Thanks for making a separate thread for this, OP. I actually can't believe we two started this spreading mess so quickly lol. This is so delicious it must be fattening.

by Anonymousreply 5806/03/2012

Yay! I was quoted in The Village Voice!!

by Anonymousreply 5906/03/2012

Liza's publicist responds:

"The reports of my client, Liza Minnelli, getting engaged to Tony Danza yesterday are completely false. Liza has been out cold on phenobarbital and scotch since Thursday afternoon, so obviously she could not have become engaged to Mr. Danza yesterday."

by Anonymousreply 6006/03/2012

LiZa DanZa.

by Anonymousreply 6106/03/2012

Wouldn't Liza be more interested in Judith Light than Tony Danza?

by Anonymousreply 6206/03/2012

r59 me too, lol.

by Anonymousreply 6306/03/2012

Tony Minnelli, Private Danza

Has Tony ever fucked Merilu Henner's tits?

by Anonymousreply 6406/03/2012

[quote]Has Tony ever fucked Merilu Henner's tits?

Not sure, but I think he supposedly fucked her anally.

by Anonymousreply 6506/03/2012

At the moment, Liza and Tony are in their pajamas watching a marathon of all the episodes of "24" that they Tivoed.

Next up: The Sterile Cuckoo, Cabaret and Taxi.

by Anonymousreply 6606/03/2012

Liza Danza is an amazing name. I think she should absolutely marry him just for that.

by Anonymousreply 6706/03/2012

Liza's maid of honor, Elizabeth Taylor, and David Guest's best man, Micahel Jackson, from her previous wedding are now dead.

Who will be the lucky members of the wedding party this time?

by Anonymousreply 6806/03/2012

[quote]Has Tony ever fucked Merilu Henner's tits?

Who hasn't?

by Anonymousreply 6906/03/2012

I'm hoping for one amazing wedding kiss. So Tony, you better not disappoint us.

by Anonymousreply 7006/03/2012

Finally she will marry a straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 7106/03/2012

that's hysterical r71!

by Anonymousreply 7206/03/2012

I hope they adopt some little gay boys. Tony could teach them about building up the bicep while Liza could help them with proper Fosse posture!!

by Anonymousreply 7306/03/2012

...or vice versa!

by Anonymousreply 7406/04/2012

[quote]Not sure, but I think he supposedly fucked her anally.

I don't remember...

by Anonymousreply 7506/04/2012

I'd love being Lizsha Dansha! I'm healthy, shhhteady, ready to rock... and ready to get married!

by Anonymousreply 7606/04/2012

Wedding Vows:

TD: "I'm your private Danza, a Danza for money, Do what you want me to do"

LM: "Hi, Georgia!"

by Anonymousreply 7706/04/2012

No one has asked the obvious based on the thread's opening claim:

Engaged in what?

by Anonymousreply 7806/04/2012

If you like then you shoulda put a sling on it.

by Anonymousreply 7906/04/2012

Hey, they are both seniors who probably don't want to be alone.

by Anonymousreply 8006/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 8106/04/2012

another lol for r77.

by Anonymousreply 8206/04/2012

OK, I know this is evil. But...

Picture the scene in Ghost where Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore are sexily making a pot.

Now, replace them in your mind with Liza and Tony sensually modeling clay to make their wedding rings.

by Anonymousreply 8306/04/2012

r83 - they could write their vows in cuneiform.

by Anonymousreply 8406/04/2012

Liza and Tony were on their way to the theatre, but they showed up late because Liza had to turn off the lamp.

by Anonymousreply 8506/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 8606/05/2012

Liza on HSN is hilarious . Has she been back? Does she still have her line?

by Anonymousreply 8706/05/2012

The plot thickens!!

This photo is from last night at some theatre awards thing -- Liza and Tony together!

by Anonymousreply 8806/05/2012

Liza was able to turn off the lamp and get there on time!

by Anonymousreply 8906/05/2012

She had two appearances last night so did Chita and Karen Ziemba. The Astaire Awards and a dinner honoring John Kander. Good for Liza for actually appearing at both functions without having a crisis.

by Anonymousreply 9006/05/2012

R90- I was wrong. the Kander tribute was June 3rd not last night.

by Anonymousreply 9106/05/2012

This shit is getting serious.

Look at her left hand.

by Anonymousreply 9206/06/2012

Tony ish jusht fabulous! And Italian too! I think Papa would have loved him, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 9306/06/2012

Even if this is fake it's still the gayest news item of the new century.

by Anonymousreply 9406/06/2012

This is crap. Tony was just on the cancel'd Rosie show and you can see in his face and how hesitant he talks that the pain he is in over he and Tracy is hurting. He even said they'd be married 26 years, thats on June 26th. He's not divorced from Tracy and I have my doubts that he really wanted to. His career has picked up in NYC but it was going no where in LA. His kids are on twitter and they do not have anything on there that sites this crap. That family is very very close. Besides this Liza is many many years older than T. I find this just crap.

by Anonymousreply 9506/06/2012

What's the story with Tony and guys? I've never heard any bi stuff about him.

by Anonymousreply 9606/06/2012

At least now she'll be married to someone who can punch back.

by Anonymousreply 9706/06/2012

I bet R95 is tender to the touch.

by Anonymousreply 9806/06/2012

They look cute together.

by Anonymousreply 9906/06/2012

I actually saw Tony Danza at a restaurant in NYC back in April. He was with a young late teens/early 20s girl and a woman who could have been his wife. They all seemed very happy, but he was talking negatively about Obama kind of loudly. It was a little strange.

by Anonymousreply 10006/06/2012

He is a BIG TIME repug, R100.

by Anonymousreply 10106/06/2012

Tony looks pretty damn good for 61. I don't blame Liza for trying to get her hands on his Italian sausage.

by Anonymousreply 10206/06/2012

Guys, this shit is spreading. They should have also used that pic of Liza with that ring on, lol.

by Anonymousreply 10306/07/2012

For a second I thought that said "Liz and Tony Danza are engaged" and thought - The broad is still hooking up even after she's dead???

by Anonymousreply 10406/11/2012

Are they on their honeymoon?

by Anonymousreply 10508/24/2012

She's just cancelled her August 30 show. I'm worried what's happened to her...

by Anonymousreply 10608/25/2012

Come shhheee me the nexhht time I am shhhober.

by Anonymousreply 10708/25/2012

I've been checking the news every day.... Any day now I'm guessing.

by Anonymousreply 10802/08/2013

Tony's divorce just became final! Time for wedding bells for Liza!

by Anonymousreply 10902/08/2013

[quote]You are soooooo Gay reply37

Oh, honey. Do you think you're fooling people [italic]you're[/italic] not?

Honey, honey, honey.

by Anonymousreply 11002/08/2013

Tony is gay...he was seeing a stockbroker friend of mine for many years. Bottom. Nuff said!

by Anonymousreply 11102/08/2013
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