Liza and Tony Danza are engaged!!
Sorry, I know this was posted on another thread, but this deserves its own headline.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Manhattan, New York, United States of America (Free-Press-Release.com) June 1, 2012 --
Liza with too many 'Z's. Legendary singer and actress Liza Minnelli has just announced that she is now engaged to long-time friend and actor Tony Danza, best known for the sitcom "Who's The Boss?". In almost every interview since Minnelli's divorce to concert promoter David Gest, Minnelli made it clear that she will never again tie the knot. But now it looks as if Minnelli is 'no longer the boss'. Danza, a recent divorcee, has been partying it up with Minnelli, and inside sources say that an affair has been brewing since before Danza was divorced, and even before Minnelli tied the knot with Gest. Minnelli came out about the engagement in an article with "GLAMOUR" magazine due out this July. In the interview Liza says "I have finally made the decision that there ARE some men who can change the mind of a heartbroken, pessimistic, hopeless romantic". Some folks joke that soon Liza with a Z will be Liza with TWO Z's...."Liza Danza". Tony Danza has been unreachable for comment but friends of the actor say that Liza has given him a reason to believe in love again. What a pair....They both tapdance, they both sing, they both even go to the same apartment building at the end of the day. Minnelli and Danza have shared a NYC apartment complex for the last 12 years. We just hope and pray that this marriage of Minnelli's does not result in physical pain for Danza as it did David Gest. Apparently Tony Danza at one time was a boxer, which may come in handy when it comes to keeping Liza with a Z from biting off his ear. We will be watching and waiting for more incredible showbiz mayhem!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/08/2013|
Well, this just proves what many already knew. Danza is gay. And Liza continues in the grand Garland tradition of marrying another gay man. You know what, though? GOOD FOR BOTH OF THEM. They both are rather "faded roses." Liza had her share of hunks in her time (Mark Gero was pretty hot!) and Danza was sure a hunk. Somehow I can see that they could be good for each other, really. Of course, unless this is all total bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/02/2012|
My head just blew off. I have no words.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/02/2012|
WTF?! Are you kidding? If this is a troll post, I got seriously taken in.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/02/2012|
OMG. I've just sit my bed matress. What tha fock!!??
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/02/2012|
Well, that's what I'm thinking too R1. But the other PR celebrity related items all seem legitimate. When I saw someone posted it in another Liza thread, I had to make it stand alone.
This is just too weird for words.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/02/2012|
This cannot be true. Need another source.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/02/2012|
This is not true. Friends, perhaps. But not lovers.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/02/2012|
If you Google the name of the publicist or the publicist's company's name, you get no results at all, except for this single press release.
It's a fake. A fun fake, but a fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/02/2012|
I thought he was gay? He once hit on a (male) friend of mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/02/2012|
This is a joke, right? If it's not, then my suspicions of Tony being gay have just been proven.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/02/2012|
5 Riverside Drive in New York? Five? That's where you live? Are you sure? That's where I live!
As if that wasn't enough for Liza thought she'd gone deaf, when Tony told her his apartment there was 29F!!!!!
Yes, she was E; he was F and they had not even met.
You girls who live in apartments, don't just stare at the wall,
Open up the door and hurry out in the hall.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/02/2012|
"I thought he was gay?"
As if that would make it less probable, rather than more!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/02/2012|
It's fake. The source is "www.free-press-release.com." If it were true, at least one of the celebrity news sites would have picked up on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/02/2012|
If this was a joke, it was a totally plausible one. 10/10, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/02/2012|
Hold me closer Tony Danza!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/02/2012|
This isn't an Onion article is it?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/02/2012|
Liza lives in the big white brick apartment complex on east 69th street between Lexington and 3rd. Believe it or not, she is listed in the white pages. I used to work around the orner and she would come into my store allnthe time. All her deliveries went there. I had no idea Tony Danza lived there as well. I would have stuck around to try andvsee him if I'd known.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/02/2012|
Wow....so is Liza stocking up on butt plugs and black dildos for TD? This woman needs to be "put away" somewhere...and, I was referring to LM not TD.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/02/2012|
Does the guy not know that marrying Liza is the same as coming out???
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/02/2012|
I saw David Gest in a recent bio of Michael Jackson, one in which most of his family participated (except, of course, Jermaine)- as Gest is a friend from way back. He didn't seem as creepy and oily as he did back in the Liza days. But now trying to be a little too hip-hoppy for a man of his age. And he talks way slower than the average person.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/02/2012|
Hooray for heterosexuality! Cutest old celeb has-been couple EVUH!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/02/2012|
When Danza had his morning talk show from NY, his family stayed behind in LA. On Tuesday mornings (he was live) he would do a re-hash of "24" and always mentioned that Liza lived in his building and she would come down in her pajamas and they would watch it together.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/02/2012|
Tony Danza mentioned Liza often the few times I saw his long-ago cancelled talk show, so if if it's a joke it has a touch of 'well maybe' to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/02/2012|
They make such a cute couple!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/02/2012|
Danza hustled out of Cowboys & Cowgirls on 2nd Ave/53rd St before he was "discovered."
Liza's record is spotless.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/02/2012|
[quote]Danza hustled out of Cowboys & Cowgirls on 2nd Ave/53rd St before he was "discovered."
With that ass of his, I'm sure he got a lot of clientele. By the way, how do you know this, R29?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/02/2012|
Yikes she really is in the White Pages.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/02/2012|
So now we know, he really is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/02/2012|
Has Liza ever even been interested in a man who wasn't gay? I think like her mom they both look for a man like their dads. Amazing how both mother and daughter had gay father's they adored and have always only looked for gay men to marry. I guess a lot of women want a guy like their father, no matter what, kinda sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/02/2012|
I wonder if Danny Pintauro is sitting back somewhere and saying, "I just KNEW it!"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/02/2012|
Please, dimbulbs. Do you think that even reads like a real press release? Liza "with too many Z's". Honestly.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/02/2012|
Obviously it's a joke press release.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/02/2012|
[quote] Yikes she really is in the White Pages.
The listing in that link is for a "Liza Minelli". If that really is our Liza, they misspelled her last name. It's M-I-double N, then-E-double L-I. You double up the N, thats nn, not ll. Then E, double the L, end it with an I.
THAT'S the way you say "Minnelli".
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/02/2012|
You are soooooo Gay reply37
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/02/2012|
Is this an April Fool's joke from someone who doesn't know how to read a calendar?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/02/2012|
Someone invade her privacy!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/02/2012|
Well, the white pages link is Liza's correct address. She lives in the Imperial House on 69th bet. 3rd and Lex and has been there since the 70s. Joan Crawford lived (and died) in the same building, so between her and Liza is should be on the register of gay historic places.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/02/2012|
Michael Musto is on the case. At least this time, he attributes the source.
[italic]A mock press release was posted claiming that Liza Minnelli is engaged to longtime friend Tony Danza, who lives in the same apartment complex.
They're gonna ring them bells!
Fortunately for all involved, it reads like a parody, so I think we can all relax and not plan on dodging lampshades any time soon.
Over at datalounge.com, here's what the kids have been satirically saying about this madness:
"I thought he was gay!"
"As if that would make it less probable rather than more."
"Does the guy not know that marrying Liza is the same as coming out?"
"I wonder if Danny Pintauro is sitting back somewhere and saying, 'I just KNEW it'."
But enough with the revelry. I've shot out a request for Liza's publicist to comment and I'll ring them bells for you when he responds.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/02/2012|
WOW...so fucking odd that this is one of the most commented on threads..................LMAO Liza needs to die.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/02/2012|
This is how reputations are ruined!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/02/2012|
For Christ's sake, will someone just call Liza's number and get an answer?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/02/2012|
Why, R43? You're just mean.
I was going to type something witty but I don't want Musty using it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/02/2012|
I hope she doesn't kick him in the balls. He's got real pretty balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/02/2012|
Okay, if no one beats me to it, after tomorrow's yummy breakfast of whole wheat toast and farm-fresh butter. . .I'm calling that number. I shall report back promptly. Unless she married me.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/02/2012|
Congrats!!!Some of you bitches are quoted in the Village Voice!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/02/2012|
I didn't realize he was gay
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/02/2012|
Tony isn't gay. He and Liza just like hanging out in each other's apartments, clearing away the living room furniture and then singin' and dancin' all night long. They have a swell time together.
It's truly terrific.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/02/2012|
[quote]Danza, a recent divorcee
Girls, if that didn't give it away.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/02/2012|
The Voice blog has now been updated to quote Liza's publicist!!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/03/2012|
Thanks for making a separate thread for this, OP. I actually can't believe we two started this spreading mess so quickly lol. This is so delicious it must be fattening.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/03/2012|
Yay! I was quoted in The Village Voice!!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/03/2012|
Liza's publicist responds:
"The reports of my client, Liza Minnelli, getting engaged to Tony Danza yesterday are completely false. Liza has been out cold on phenobarbital and scotch since Thursday afternoon, so obviously she could not have become engaged to Mr. Danza yesterday."
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/03/2012|
Wouldn't Liza be more interested in Judith Light than Tony Danza?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/03/2012|
Tony Minnelli, Private Danza
Has Tony ever fucked Merilu Henner's tits?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/03/2012|
[quote]Has Tony ever fucked Merilu Henner's tits?
Not sure, but I think he supposedly fucked her anally.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/03/2012|
At the moment, Liza and Tony are in their pajamas watching a marathon of all the episodes of "24" that they Tivoed.
Next up: The Sterile Cuckoo, Cabaret and Taxi.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/03/2012|
Liza Danza is an amazing name. I think she should absolutely marry him just for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/03/2012|
Liza's maid of honor, Elizabeth Taylor, and David Guest's best man, Micahel Jackson, from her previous wedding are now dead.
Who will be the lucky members of the wedding party this time?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/03/2012|
[quote]Has Tony ever fucked Merilu Henner's tits?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/03/2012|
I'm hoping for one amazing wedding kiss. So Tony, you better not disappoint us.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/03/2012|
Finally she will marry a straight guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/03/2012|
I hope they adopt some little gay boys. Tony could teach them about building up the bicep while Liza could help them with proper Fosse posture!!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/03/2012|
[quote]Not sure, but I think he supposedly fucked her anally.
I don't remember...
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/04/2012|
I'd love being Lizsha Dansha! I'm healthy, shhhteady, ready to rock... and ready to get married!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/04/2012|
TD: "I'm your private Danza, a Danza for money, Do what you want me to do"
LM: "Hi, Georgia!"
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/04/2012|
No one has asked the obvious based on the thread's opening claim:
Engaged in what?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/04/2012|
If you like then you shoulda put a sling on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/04/2012|
Hey, they are both seniors who probably don't want to be alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/04/2012|
OK, I know this is evil. But...
Picture the scene in Ghost where Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore are sexily making a pot.
Now, replace them in your mind with Liza and Tony sensually modeling clay to make their wedding rings.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/04/2012|
r83 - they could write their vows in cuneiform.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/04/2012|
Liza and Tony were on their way to the theatre, but they showed up late because Liza had to turn off the lamp.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/04/2012|
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY HUSHBANDSH!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/04/2012|
Liza on HSN is hilarious . Has she been back? Does she still have her line?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/05/2012|
The plot thickens!!
This photo is from last night at some theatre awards thing -- Liza and Tony together!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/05/2012|
Liza was able to turn off the lamp and get there on time!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/05/2012|
She had two appearances last night so did Chita and Karen Ziemba. The Astaire Awards and a dinner honoring John Kander. Good for Liza for actually appearing at both functions without having a crisis.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/05/2012|
R90- I was wrong. the Kander tribute was June 3rd not last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/05/2012|
This shit is getting serious.
Look at her left hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/05/2012|
Tony ish jusht fabulous! And Italian too! I think Papa would have loved him, don't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/05/2012|
Even if this is fake it's still the gayest news item of the new century.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/05/2012|
This is crap. Tony was just on the cancel'd Rosie show and you can see in his face and how hesitant he talks that the pain he is in over he and Tracy is hurting. He even said they'd be married 26 years, thats on June 26th. He's not divorced from Tracy and I have my doubts that he really wanted to. His career has picked up in NYC but it was going no where in LA. His kids are on twitter and they do not have anything on there that sites this crap. That family is very very close. Besides this Liza is many many years older than T. I find this just crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/05/2012|
What's the story with Tony and guys? I've never heard any bi stuff about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/05/2012|
At least now she'll be married to someone who can punch back.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/06/2012|
I bet R95 is tender to the touch.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/06/2012|
I actually saw Tony Danza at a restaurant in NYC back in April. He was with a young late teens/early 20s girl and a woman who could have been his wife. They all seemed very happy, but he was talking negatively about Obama kind of loudly. It was a little strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/06/2012|
He is a BIG TIME repug, R100.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/06/2012|
Tony looks pretty damn good for 61. I don't blame Liza for trying to get her hands on his Italian sausage.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||06/06/2012|
Guys, this shit is spreading. They should have also used that pic of Liza with that ring on, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||06/07/2012|
For a second I thought that said "Liz and Tony Danza are engaged" and thought - The broad is still hooking up even after she's dead???
|by Anonymous||reply 104||06/11/2012|
Are they on their honeymoon?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||08/24/2012|
She's just cancelled her August 30 show. I'm worried what's happened to her...
|by Anonymous||reply 106||08/25/2012|
Come shhheee me the nexhht time I am shhhober.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||08/25/2012|
I've been checking the news every day.... Any day now I'm guessing.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/08/2013|
Tony's divorce just became final! Time for wedding bells for Liza!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/08/2013|
[quote]You are soooooo Gay reply37
Oh, honey. Do you think you're fooling people [italic]you're[/italic] not?
Honey, honey, honey.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/08/2013|
Tony is gay...he was seeing a stockbroker friend of mine for many years. Bottom. Nuff said!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/08/2013|