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My new boyfriend

Hot, has an accent, 9 inches uncut.

He's also romantic, smart, and wealthy.

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 3411/13/2012

Yes. A little. There's gotta be a downside. C'mon, spill.

P.S.: What kind of accent?

by Anonymousreply 105/29/2012

No, had him last week- it's more like 6", his accent's so garbled, I couldn't understand him, smart- yeah, he's got his GED, and wealthy, well , not anymore. He worked for me, and I just fired him. Have fun........ bitch !

by Anonymousreply 205/29/2012

How much did it cost you ?

by Anonymousreply 305/29/2012

He's fictional, but you can't have everything.

by Anonymousreply 405/29/2012

He has a russian accent.

by Anonymousreply 505/29/2012

Not so much jealous as skeptical, if you aren't just a bored basement dweller then honestly congrats and I hope you make each other happy.

Though I do wonder what he sees in you, since you seem like a catty personality to want to go on a anonymous message board and brag to feel better about yourself.

by Anonymousreply 605/29/2012

OP will be in a dumpster in 3 weeks due to jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 705/29/2012

Yikes...Russian...I *was* envious.

But it's nice dating a guy who wouldn't steal from me, cheat on me, or murder me in cold blood.

by Anonymousreply 805/29/2012

I think the Russian accent could be [italic]very[/italic] sexy.

by Anonymousreply 905/29/2012

Russian accents ARE very sexy, but their halitosis is not.

by Anonymousreply 1005/29/2012

Russian. Hmm...don't expect much smiling or laughter.

It's like living with someone who is constantly pissed off.

Oh and the FIGHTS you'll have! Hope you have good insurance!

by Anonymousreply 1105/29/2012

Not jealous.

Very happy for you.

When you meet his mother, wear garlic.

by Anonymousreply 1205/29/2012

If he's Russian and wealthy, then he's got ties to the Russian mob. Every single Russian of wealth has obtained it from illegal activities. Enjoy being gunned down in your sleep, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1305/29/2012

RE 13 Touche'

by Anonymousreply 1405/29/2012

Bully for you

by Anonymousreply 1505/29/2012

Not jealous at all. My bf is 26 years old, has a 10" dick, owns 4 houses throughout the world and a Gulfstream G650.

by Anonymousreply 1605/29/2012

Anyone going near a Russian deserves what he gets.


by Anonymousreply 1705/29/2012

Enjoy him while you can, until he dumps you for someone new.

by Anonymousreply 1805/29/2012

Russians have no sense of humor whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 1905/29/2012

You're dating Michael Lucas aren't you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2005/29/2012

Russian? Probably means horrendous B.O.

by Anonymousreply 2105/30/2012

He is self-made--moved here in the 90s.

He is so dreamy. Really.

by Anonymousreply 2205/30/2012

uncut? yeck. gross.

by Anonymousreply 2305/30/2012

Does his pussy stink like Cheryl said her pussy does?

by Anonymousreply 2405/30/2012

I heard he only has 3 teeth and his accent is really a speech impediment.

by Anonymousreply 2505/30/2012

You're dating Luka Magnotta, aren't you OP?

by Anonymousreply 2605/30/2012

Many of us live in dream worlds that just become more and more real as the more desperate we get. Get help as soon as possible.

by Anonymousreply 2705/30/2012

He gave me a massage last night for an hour. He is the hottest guy ever!

by Anonymousreply 2805/31/2012

No, I'm happy for you.

by Anonymousreply 2905/31/2012

Good for you OP

by Anonymousreply 3006/01/2012



by Anonymousreply 3106/01/2012

My boyfriend has 10 1/2 inches. His name is George Glass.

by Anonymousreply 3206/01/2012

I can always tell an uncut guy because they smell. They don't know how to wash properly.

Even with their clothes on they are nasty and stank.

by Anonymousreply 3306/02/2012

OP so how's the relationship going?

by Anonymousreply 3411/13/2012
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