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What should I bring to a memorial potluck?

It's going to be a BBQ thing so the meat's all taken care of. I was thinking of bringing napkin's but that's not creative enough. I want to show off that I put a lot of effort into this and that I'm a great cook without actually having to put in the effort. Any suggessions are welcomed!

by Anonymousreply 3906/16/2013

"Napkin's"? Oh, dear. Learn to use apostrophes, OP.

by Anonymousreply 105/27/2012

Well, if he was hung, Footlongs of course, Silly.

by Anonymousreply 205/27/2012

Condoms condoms condoms, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 305/27/2012

You should be bringing some suggestions for having a more appropriate event to remember your lost friend.

by Anonymousreply 405/27/2012

What the hell is R4 going on about?

by Anonymousreply 505/27/2012

Bring a favorite side dish or dessert made by a local restaurant, bakery or non-chain spot. If he was part of a local group and you had a favorite food or someplace that you ate and hung out, bring that in a container that is meaningful to the group.

by Anonymousreply 605/27/2012

Napkin's what? Is Napkin the name of a person? Napkin's casserole? Napkin's favorite dish? I'm sorry, OP, can't help you.

by Anonymousreply 705/27/2012

Ask other womyn, OP

by Anonymousreply 805/27/2012

A memorial BBQ potluck?

Was your dear friend killed in a tractor pull accident?


by Anonymousreply 905/27/2012

Bring peaches or nectarines to put on the grill. Make a quick baste of honey, cinnamon, vanilla and balsamic vinegar (1:2 vinegar to honey).

good with vanilla ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 1005/27/2012

Something garnished with sparklers. They're always so festive.

Oh, excuse me, OP -- I meant sparkler's.

by Anonymousreply 1105/27/2012

I think OP means that it's a potluck BBQ on Memorial Day, rather than a potluck wake.

I did once attend a memorial potluck for a lesbian friend & it was very nice, her favorite kind of party -- I took a fruit salad & everyone loved it.

by Anonymousreply 1205/27/2012

Powdered baby!

by Anonymousreply 1305/27/2012

Mashed potato salad.

by Anonymousreply 1405/27/2012

R12, thank you for clearing that up.

But I need to know about the lesbian fruit salad. Did you decide to include or exclude cherries?

by Anonymousreply 1505/27/2012

Beans & weenies.

by Anonymousreply 1605/27/2012

You must make Paula Deen's Mae Dawson's Hoosier Sugar Cream Pie. So simple. They'll think it's sweet. So incredibly sweet.

by Anonymousreply 1705/27/2012

OP, PLEASE do not take R10's advice to do fruits on the grill. People think it's weird, not to mention kind of slimy and gross.

Try my cornbread salad recipe instead, I've posted it on DL before. Y'all will love it!

by Anonymousreply 1805/27/2012

Roasted Fetuses or trannie cock.

by Anonymousreply 1905/27/2012

Bring jello cube shots with a can of whipped cream on the side.

by Anonymousreply 2005/27/2012

One more go

by Anonymousreply 2105/27/2012

"I'm a great cook without actually having to put in the effort."

Frau cuisine, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 2205/27/2012

Bring the pot, silly. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 2305/27/2012

Crostini slathered with mascarpone cheese, topped with berries, and drizzled with honey. Simple and surprisingly delicious, plus red, white, and blue.

by Anonymousreply 2405/27/2012

[quote] I'm a great cook without actually having to put in the effort.

Well then, you don't need anyone's help.

by Anonymousreply 2505/27/2012

Funeral pototoes

by Anonymousreply 2605/27/2012

Cock's, for sure!

by Anonymousreply 2705/27/2012

R17, many of the comments about this recipe on the Food Network site agree with you that it's pretty sweet -- this cook figured out how to tone that down:

[quote]It was still sweet but with the extra whipped cream we added to each slice, it cut the sweetness a tad.

by Anonymousreply 2805/27/2012

OP, why don't you just give a lovely eulogy?

by Anonymousreply 2905/27/2012

Bring some hot dogs with ketchup, some hot dogs with mustard, some hot dogs with kraut, some hot dogs with chili, some hot dogs with cheese, some hot dogs with pickle relish and then everyone will be happy!

by Anonymousreply 3005/28/2012

R30 is weird.

by Anonymousreply 3105/28/2012

A card for the next potluck you're invited to:

by Anonymousreply 3206/14/2013

A steaming hot careen full of delicious Sanka decaffeinated coffee!

by Anonymousreply 3306/14/2013

This is why we all ADORE DataLounge!

by Anonymousreply 3406/14/2013

OP, it you get invited back next Memorial Day, bring cupcakes topped with green shredded coconut. On each cupcake, place a miniature tombstone and tiny American flag. To really top it off with something they'll remember, put the name of each guest on a tombstone. It will be festive and delish!

by Anonymousreply 3506/15/2013

Either warm Piss Balloons, or frozen Piss Balloons, depending on the season. And a casserole.

by Anonymousreply 3606/15/2013

I love the funeral potatoes post!!

by Anonymousreply 3706/15/2013

It's a soupluck.

by Anonymousreply 3806/16/2013

Who gives a fuck? I'm guessing OP is a fucking moron, and they regret inviting him already.

by Anonymousreply 3906/16/2013
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