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Joe Jonas’s Alleged Boyfriend Revealed

Spotted: 22-year-old Joe Jonas and his alleged boyfriend went shopping in New York.

And all I can say is: WOOF!

by Anonymousreply 11403/21/2013

Alleged "Boyfriend" on the left in this photo, for those who don't want to click the link in the OP:

by Anonymousreply 105/26/2012

I bet Kevin's livid that he's stuck with that bitch of a wife who forces him to have a Reality TV show with her (or else she outs him as gay and the marriage being a sham).

And yet during the promotion of his latest musical failure How to Succeed without Trying, Nick claimed that none of his brothers are gay.

by Anonymousreply 205/26/2012

No straight man dresses like that!

by Anonymousreply 405/26/2012

joe has the body of an overweight latina girl. weird.

by Anonymousreply 505/26/2012

who is this womanly yenta-man?

by Anonymousreply 605/26/2012

He puts me in mind of a closeted Zachary Quinto.

by Anonymousreply 805/26/2012

I don't care, but there's no way this boy is straight. The BF is hot to death. I wish I could afford one like that.

by Anonymousreply 905/26/2012

He could do *so* much better.

The boyfriend, that is...

by Anonymousreply 1005/26/2012

[quote]Team Jonas!

OMG!!!! I'm 12 2!!!!! :)

The BF totally looks like a HOT Darren Criss!!!!!!

Team BF!!!!!!!! :)

by Anonymousreply 1105/26/2012

71% think he's gay? Lots of wishful thinking going on, I see. Of course, it's a holiday weekend plus college is now out for the summer in most of the country, so our annual teen fangurl invasion has probably commenced.

Kevin is the gay one btw, with the beard wife (a former hairdresser and extreme fangurl) handpicked by his parents to belie the gay rumors.

by Anonymousreply 1405/26/2012

[quote]He's always photographed shopping.

You don't tip off the paparazzi when you're returning, Boo.

by Anonymousreply 1505/26/2012

[quote] Lots of wishful thinking going on

Hardly. I think he's gay, and don't find him attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 1605/26/2012

[quote]71% think he's gay? Lots of wishful thinking going on, I see. Of course, it's a holiday weekend plus college is now out for the summer in most of the country, so our annual teen fangurl invasion has probably commenced.

Um R14, you have no idea what fangurls are like apparently. They definitely DO NOT think he is gay. FAIL.

by Anonymousreply 1705/26/2012

I've had a question about the Jonas brothers. There supposed father looks nothing like them, is he there father?

by Anonymousreply 1805/26/2012

That's a question for Maury and his envelope, R18

by Anonymousreply 1905/26/2012

This is not a straight couple

by Anonymousreply 2005/26/2012

He has the wide hips of a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 2105/26/2012

I'm thinking there's a misunderstanding of what the word "WOOF!" means.

by Anonymousreply 2205/26/2012

Do you think they've touched each other's penises?

by Anonymousreply 2305/26/2012

He's dumpy-looking, short and not particularly cute. Who is it that really wants him to be gay in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 2405/26/2012

The alleged BF is fairly hot. JJ, on the other hand, looks ridiculous, matronly.

by Anonymousreply 2505/26/2012

[quote]Who is it that really [bold]wants[/bold] him to be gay in the first place?

Don't you think his boyfriend wants him to be gay? Is that too difficult for you to comprehend?

by Anonymousreply 2605/26/2012

Didn't Joe Jonas used to be kind of hot? He sure isn't anymore. Looks kind of womanly around the hip/thigh region.

by Anonymousreply 2705/26/2012

You seem to be the one with comprehension problems, R26. I was referring to the all the rampant fanbois here going nuts over this very unspectacular specimen.

You also obviously have the problem of being an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 2805/26/2012

Do straight guys walk that close together?

Isn't their grandfather black?

by Anonymousreply 2905/26/2012

He had a french bf of 2 years name Martin..

by Anonymousreply 3005/26/2012

[quote]Do straight guys walk that close together?

NO!!! They stand miles apart, lest they should accidentally touch each other's penises with their stray hands while walking side by side!

by Anonymousreply 3105/26/2012

[quote]71% think he's gay? Lots of wishful thinking going on, I see. Of course, it's a holiday weekend plus college is now out for the summer in most of the country, so our annual teen fangurl invasion has probably commenced.

hmmmmmm......

[quote]You seem to be the one with comprehension problems, [R26]. I was referring to the all the rampant fanbois here going nuts over this very unspectacular specimen.

[quote]You also obviously have the problem of being an asshole.

So you said "fangurl" but you were talking about "fanbois" and anyone who doesn't get that is an "asshole".

Okaaaaaaay then.

by Anonymousreply 3205/26/2012

[quote]You also obviously have the problem of being an asshole.

You, obviously, have no problem being an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 3305/26/2012

Please note the matching Buddhist bracelets of black beads on their left hands.

by Anonymousreply 3405/26/2012

LOL r33! Wit and Wisdom.

by Anonymousreply 3505/26/2012

good catch, R34. That confirms it.

by Anonymousreply 3705/26/2012

[quote]You seem to be the one with comprehension problems, R26. I was referring to the all the rampant fanbois here going nuts over this very unspectacular specimen.

You have to expect that type of reply, r28, when you post something that makes you sound like a jealous teen queen who wants everyone to look at you instead of the subject of the thread.

by Anonymousreply 3805/26/2012

[quote]Please note the matching [bold]Buddhist [/bold]bracelets of black beads on their left hands.

Fuck you, dad! And fuck your fucking religion!

by Anonymousreply 3905/26/2012

You never wear black on a hotass day- he must be retarded (and hung).

by Anonymousreply 4005/26/2012

Joe looks so gay in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 4105/26/2012

child bearing hips...

by Anonymousreply 4205/26/2012

I think Nick is the one with the big dick.

by Anonymousreply 4305/26/2012

Matching bracelets, how quaint.

by Anonymousreply 4405/26/2012

Joe and Nick are living a very worldly life - which is what their parents wanted to protect them from for so long!

by Anonymousreply 4505/26/2012

I can't think of a single straight boy who would roll his jeans over his ankles like that. It is incontrovertible truth of his sexual proclivities.

by Anonymousreply 4605/26/2012

Have you seen the TV advertisement for the new show starting on FOX called The Choice -

Joe Jonas is in the ad as he is one of the male participants who choose females for a date by the sound of their voice and what they say, and punch a bell if they are interested in one of the woman.

'The Situation' from Jersey Shore is also on the show as one of the 'bachelors' just like Joe Jonas if one of the 'bachelors'.

by Anonymousreply 4705/27/2012

Here are the 3 Jonas brothers at the Met Gala earlier this month. No wives or bfs were invited.

You cannot tell me all three of these boys are not gay...

by Anonymousreply 4805/27/2012

They are beautiful, young, manly, and HETEROSexual. Are they triplets?

by Anonymousreply 4905/27/2012

On 'The Choice', I'm sure that Joe Jonas will be choosing the woman with the deepest, most manly voice. One of his questions to her - "Do you have a brother ?".

by Anonymousreply 5005/27/2012

2008: Nick = the cute one Joe = the sexy one Kevin = the other one

2012: Nick = the cute one Kevin = the sexy one Joe = the "huh? what happened?" one

by Anonymousreply 5105/27/2012

R48, the odds of all three of them being gay are astronomical. One, sure. Two, maybe. Three, no. Btw what makes you think their SOs weren't invited? Just because they weren't in the picture? Even Miss Wintour isn't haughty enough to ignore social protocol, which always calls for inviting a spouse or significant other to a formal event.

by Anonymousreply 5305/27/2012

[quote]I can't think of a single straight boy who would roll his jeans over his ankles like that.

Obviously you don't live in New York. It's one of the hipster trends du jour.

by Anonymousreply 5405/27/2012

I do live in New York, but Manhattan, not Brooklyn, r54.

And straight boys in Manhattan do not wear their jeans like that.

Especially ones carrying two shopping bags and sporting black-beaded matching bracelets.

How many fucking clues do you need?

by Anonymousreply 5505/27/2012

[quote]And straight boys in Manhattan do not wear their jeans like that.

Take the L to Williamsburg, walk around a bit, and get back to me on this one.

by Anonymousreply 5605/27/2012

[quote] Btw what makes you think their SOs weren't invited? Just because they weren't in the picture? Even Miss Wintour isn't haughty enough to ignore social protocol, which always calls for inviting a spouse or significant other to a formal event.

R53, you are clearly unfamiliar with the protocol for the Met Ball. As chairman of the event, Anna has final veto over who is invited - which is why the Kardashians have always been omitted from the guest list. Additionally, the invitees must be sponsored by a designer - as the red carpet photos always indicate which designer an attendee is wearing. Given the nature of the event, and the size of the space, it is rare for spouses to attend, unless both of them are celebrities (this year, that included Carmelo and Lalah Anthony and Amy Poehler and Will Arnett).

As you can from all the YouTube clips of them arriving on the red carpet, there isn't a spouse or significant other in sight - they came "stag" as it were because only they were invited.

by Anonymousreply 5705/27/2012

I think Joe is fine! I'd bounce on that fat bottom all night long.

by Anonymousreply 5805/27/2012

Paging the womanly male butt troll!

by Anonymousreply 5905/27/2012

Does he have a womanly butt or just womanly hips?

by Anonymousreply 6005/27/2012

The "boyfriend" is Todd Hoppy, Jason Hoppy's 22 year old cousin. Bethenny actually introduced him to Joe Jonas when Todd moved from PA to work for her and Jason as a go-fer and try to break into modeling. It seems that Joe Jonas is a huge fan of Bethenny.

by Anonymousreply 6105/27/2012

This boy is gay.

by Anonymousreply 6205/27/2012

Joe, better cut back on those carbs! Those hips are spreading like a pregnant woman's.

Why do some gay guys love to show their ankles so much?

Anyway, I thought Joe preferred black guys. I guess he prefers any guy.

by Anonymousreply 6305/28/2012

What fans, exactly, were crying out for that dumbfuck to prance around to "Single Ladies"?

And the sad thing is, he's a fucking horrible dancer and can't even lip synch.

by Anonymousreply 6405/28/2012

Joe Jonas has gayface, while his friend does not.

Joe Jonas IS HOT

Did you notice how many moles all these Jonas Brothers have? They are cancer bound if they're not careful

by Anonymousreply 6505/28/2012

Joe Jonas has short legs. That's part of what makes his thighs so big.

by Anonymousreply 6605/28/2012

r65...this is how you post a photo correctly. Honestly, man!

by Anonymousreply 6705/28/2012

Fail, R67... FORBIDDEN!

by Anonymousreply 6805/28/2012

The short legs must be good for bottoming

by Anonymousreply 6905/28/2012

They dress similarly on the same days, total give away Joe! Someone needs to teach this bitch how to closet himself.

Is Mr. Hoppy pursing his lips?

click to ENLARGE

by Anonymousreply 7005/28/2012

I bet Hoppy has a large peen.

by Anonymousreply 7105/28/2012

Joe has said he's not gay. Why would he lie?

by Anonymousreply 7205/28/2012

He may be borderline dumpy, but his face is better looking than the assistant/gofer's face.

by Anonymousreply 7405/28/2012

He looks a bit better in R70s photo, but he's still not someone I'd go all "wishful thinking" nuts over.

by Anonymousreply 7505/28/2012

Would Joe's ankles be able to reach a partner's shoulders, or would he only be able to rest his feet on the other guy's chest?

by Anonymousreply 7605/28/2012

[quote](2)walking with is pants rolled up

Where do you live? That IS THE CURRENT STYLE now. Just like cut off have made a comeback now.

by Anonymousreply 7705/29/2012

You think he has a hairy ass or a smooth hole?

by Anonymousreply 7805/29/2012

Uh oh, Joe is cheating on his bf!

by Anonymousreply 7906/16/2012

Good for missy Joe.

But Nick's the one with the junk in the trunk. Mmmmm. Good cracker.

by Anonymousreply 8006/16/2012

Incredibly Surprising Celebrity Friendships:

Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas!

by Anonymousreply 8106/16/2012

Oh for heaven's sake that "Single Ladies" video is proof he's not gay. If he were gay he would have known every workd and known the entire choreography. All you queens here can do it in your sleep.

by Anonymousreply 8206/16/2012

Why don't hot, wealthy, sexy, talented men ever want unemployed, fat, HIV infected men?

by Anonymousreply 8306/16/2012

New pics of Joe and his hot bf

by Anonymousreply 8406/22/2012

lol @ professional strutter

Its obvious he is fucking Joe. Get it gurl!

by Anonymousreply 8506/22/2012

R24, your question is stupid. No one here desperately WANTS him to be gay. We're discussing the fact that he probably IS gay. He's no different in that regard from any other celebrity we discuss here.

The interest value comes from the fact that he claims to be straight and yet he appears to be a flaming queen.

by Anonymousreply 8606/22/2012

R48, Joe and Kevin are probably both gay, but I'm not sure about Nick.

by Anonymousreply 8706/22/2012

Hoppy had better hope he can partner well, he IS great looking, but way too short to make it in modeling. My guess is he will end up back in Pennsylvania with a Skinnygirl boutique or antique shop, entertaining patrons with tales of his summer of plugging a Jonas.

by Anonymousreply 8806/24/2012

im really getting convinced he prolly gay..

by Anonymousreply 8906/24/2012

WOOF WOOF!

by Anonymousreply 9006/27/2012

I like the Jonas brother who looks like Mr. Scheffield.

I love the Italian boyfriend. I'd give my left nut for that head of thick, dark, silky hair!!!

by Anonymousreply 9106/27/2012

I don't know who this Todd Hoppy is or if that's even a real person, but the guy on the pictures is called Chasen Rapp.

by Anonymousreply 9206/29/2012

R77, the current style for 14 year old girls.

by Anonymousreply 9306/29/2012

r92, it's just some more bullshit made up on gossip sites.

by Anonymousreply 9406/29/2012

The Jonas Brothers are done (their fans grew up, it's all about the Beebs now) and now Joe's on Broadway. Why hide at this point?

Was he the one who broke up with Taylor Swift in a 28 second phone call and she wrote a mean song about him? If so, she only dates gays...Lautner, Jakey-G, Joe. Other than John Mayer (which was just a hookup) she pretty much ends up with gay men.

by Anonymousreply 9506/29/2012

[quote] the current style for 14 year old girls

Just walking in Manhattan and rolled up jeans are the style for anyone under about 25.

Elder gay warning

by Anonymousreply 9606/29/2012

i love Joe Jonas and hes not gay I've meet him hes my cousin

by Anonymousreply 9709/21/2012

He looks surprisingly like former porn star Hal Rockland

by Anonymousreply 9809/22/2012

I was thinking the exact same. That picture of all three Jonas siblings that a previous poster posted reminded me of the Rockland siblings.

by Anonymousreply 9909/22/2012

Joe's on Broadway? Noooooo.

by Anonymousreply 10009/22/2012

I want to eat his hairy ass

by Anonymousreply 10109/22/2012

The realty thing shows them in the studio and one of them cannot even hit a not and acts like a twelve year old little girl

by Anonymousreply 10211/07/2012

This has one of the biggest votes that we've had on DL gossip threads.

by Anonymousreply 10311/07/2012

R102, that's Kevin who cannot hit a note and acts like a 12 yr old girl.

He is ridiculously over-anxious to have a baby with his wife.

Why the extreme over-anxiousness to have a baby as quickly as possible?

He must think it will cement the shaky marriage in some way.

by Anonymousreply 10411/07/2012

The picture would make you think he is gay ,but he is not gay so you people need to stop being mean and nasty.

by Anonymousreply 10512/28/2012

How is saying somebody is gay being mean and nasty? Answer me that, homophobic fangurl at r105?

by Anonymousreply 10612/28/2012

She can't, R106. She's too busy posting a delusional tweet lauding One Direction's masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 10712/28/2012

It's only mean and nasty if you think there's something wrong with being gay.

by Anonymousreply 10812/28/2012

R105 would respond right away, R106, but they had to run up from the basement to their mom's kitchen to heat up an A-Plus Beef-n-Cheese Burrito.

by Anonymousreply 10912/28/2012

Joe is not gay. Kevin is. The ugly one is always gay

{sigh}

Why is that?

by Anonymousreply 11112/29/2012

Those poor Jonas boys had better strike while the iron is hot if they don't want to wind up completely alone. They are getting uglier by the minute, God bless 'em.

by Anonymousreply 11212/29/2012

Sorry if there's already a thread about this. (And if not, will someone mane one please?)

SHOCKING NEWS

Miss Joe Jonas has apparently made a sex tape. The shocking part is...it's with a woman.

by Anonymousreply 11303/21/2013

Of course it wasn't real because we know better. But a tape with his ex bf I would gladly pay and hopefully it's in HD.

by Anonymousreply 11403/21/2013
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