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What do we know about the Finns?

Have you known many?

by Anonymousreply 7510/14/2013

I always loved Mickey. Best dates ever.

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 205/24/2012

Finns do it

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2012

Terrible drunks who like guns. A bit like Alaskans.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2012

They love to play around in the saunas.

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2012

The can be greasy like any slavs, with pickle breath.

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2012

I've only known one Finn (my ex's nephew). He was pretty cool.

Oh wait, you mean like Finnish?

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2012

They love their throw rugs to an obsession.

When I was there I saw the best looking tall, blond Finn on his sailboat washing his throw rug in his swim trunks . Hot furry blond!

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2012

The Helsinki airport is very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2012

There are a lot of Finns in Northern Ontario. Seem ok.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2012

Huckleberry seems like a pretty cool dude.

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2012

Speaking of Huck, did Becky Thatcher ever drop the rape charges?

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2012

A Finn made this. Make of it what you will.

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2012

Depressive. Stubborn. Tough as old shoe leather. And once you get to know them, very kind.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2012

Finns typically like to hang out in the sauna with their cats:

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2012

Tom of Finland

and, a brief story of how they handle their 1%ers:

Head of Nokia was ticketed for speeding on the highway. Fine was $270,000.

Why? They pro-rate their civic fines according to the citizen's wealth.

Not bad.

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2012

Reckless dumbasses.

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2012

Their black licorice tastes nasty.

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2012

Neil and Tim Finn were great in Crowded House.

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2012

[quote]The can be greasy like any slavs, with pickle breath.

Half true.

Finns are not "greasy" in the slightest.

Pickle breath -- or maybe more accurately brine-y breath -- is common.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2012

They throw fish - specifically mackerel- at you.

You have a gay date if you're hit by a fish tossed underhand.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2012

Great designers. The glass is world-famous. Beautiful and relaxed country. Love it.

by Anonymousreply 2205/25/2012

Why are fire engines red?

Because there are 12" in a foot.

A foot is also a ruler

Queen Elizabeth is a ruler

Queen Elizabeth is also a ship

Ships sail the seven seas

The seas have fishes

The fishes have finn

The Finns fought the Russians

And that's why fire engines are always red

Because they're always rushin'

by Anonymousreply 2305/25/2012

Bwah, r13. Cannot go wrong with fart humor with some math thrown in.

by Anonymousreply 2405/25/2012

Prefer the Scandinavians.

by Anonymousreply 2505/25/2012

Finns aren't Scandinavians?

by Anonymousreply 2605/25/2012

Finns are Scandinavians.

The Finns I know are terrific. They're liberal politically, humane, very interested in the environment, and gay-friendly (and they have been so for decades).

However, their movies & food leave a little to be desired, though they do have some foods that are terrific. Helsinki is a great city.

The Finnish language is virtually impossible to learn, though. IMPOSSIBLE. Try to learn it. You'll see. It's the hardest language on earth.

by Anonymousreply 2705/25/2012


[quote]In Finland swimsuits, towels, or any other garments are rarely worn in the sauna. Families often go to the sauna together, which is not considered eccentric since family saunas are an old tradition. In these private saunas swimsuits or towels are never worn. In public saunas it is more common that men and women go to the sauna separately, although people of both sexes may sometimes bathe together, for example in student clubs. Still, saunas are not associated with sex and sexuality. Quite the contrary, historically saunas have been the most sacred places after the church, and most houses which could afford to build a sauna had one. In older times women also used to give birth in the sauna because it was a warm and sterile environment. Children were occasionally born in saunas still in the beginning of the 20th century. Ancient Finns even believed saunas were inhabited by spirits.

by Anonymousreply 2805/25/2012

My most favorite city in the summer is Helsinki. The city is beautiful and the people speak perfect English. Very good natured souls too.

by Anonymousreply 2905/25/2012

Does Huckleberry Finn count?

by Anonymousreply 3005/25/2012

The Finns are NOT Scandinavian. They're Nordic. There is a difference to us.

There are many Swedish Finns, thanks to Sweden's occupation of Finalnd, but the culture is different in ways not well understood who lump us all together.

by Anonymousreply 3105/25/2012

Isn't it dangerous in a sauna for a cat?

by Anonymousreply 3205/25/2012

[quote]Isn't it dangerous in a sauna for a cat?

Only if it's a pussy cat.

by Anonymousreply 3305/25/2012

They are extremely fun drunks, actually, in general.

by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2012

Finland is not considered to be part of Scandinavia, either by Finns or by Scandinavians. I am half-Finn and have spent enough time visiting relatives to be very fond of the country. Politically progressive, ecologically-minded and technologically savvy, Finland is terrific. The language is difficult but anyone under 40 speaks English pretty well (required in school beginning about 4th grade). I know of no other country where the president was an active demonstrator for gay and lesbian rights prior to her (Tarja Halonnen)election. Finland is the only country that repaid its debt to the U.S. following WWII.

by Anonymousreply 3505/25/2012

Fins are not Slavs idiot. They're Scandinavian.

by Anonymousreply 3605/25/2012

Weird depressing Cinema.

by Anonymousreply 3705/25/2012

R35, clearly they're not listening to us. It's the DL way, determined to believe Finns are Scandinavians, when Finns and Scandinavians say no.

by Anonymousreply 3805/25/2012

I thought Scandinavians were Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes. Finns were called "Nordic" upthread, but I am not sure what that is.

Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians are Baltic.

by Anonymousreply 3905/25/2012

"Finland is the only country that repaid its debt to the U.S. following WWII."

They needed an ally desperately after taking sides with the Germans twice and the Russians once.

by Anonymousreply 4005/25/2012

I think the language is related to Hungarian, for reasons I can't remember.

They're extremely introverted. Not sure why. Maybe beaten down by proximity to Russia and Germany.

by Anonymousreply 4105/25/2012

Saunas are dangerous to people and cats.

by Anonymousreply 4205/25/2012

Finland seems healthy although keeping their own airline has got to be a bit of a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 4305/25/2012

R39 the Nordic Region is what is everyone in Europe knows is Scandinavia plus the non-Scandinavian nations Denmark and Sweden once occupied. We are united by our shared history, whereas as Scandinavians have commonalities among our language, culture and deeper historical ties.

Finland and Iceland deserve respect for independent cultures, never fully assimilated, that don't have Scandinavian features.

Not hard to understand.

by Anonymousreply 4405/25/2012

Finland has the most physically fit population of any country in the world.

by Anonymousreply 4505/25/2012


While Finland did associate with Nazi Germany during WWII, it never signed an axis agreement and was more or less forced into some arrangement in order to preserve its independence from Russia, as no other country was coming to its aid. Finland only gained its independence from Russia in 1917 as a result of Germany's defeat of Russia during WWI. Stalin was keen to regain Finland and the Finns would do anything to maintain their independence. This could have been predicted given the outcome of the Winter War (1939-1940), where Finland was willing to sign a peace treaty with Stalin surrendering the province of Karelia in order to maintain their independence as a country. Finns hate Russians. Period. Cannot be overstated. Beyond the long stretches of occupation prior to 1900, prior to WWI the Red Army had a nasty habit of showing up at Finnish homes in the middle of the night and taking any able-bodied Finnish men with them.

by Anonymousreply 4605/25/2012

Bear with this American, r44, our schools have long stopped teaching geography, leaving us to learn about the world by travel, reading, or asking questions in forums such as these.

by Anonymousreply 4705/25/2012

Hungarian and Finnish are very distantly related, there is no mutual intelligibility, and no closeness in the DNA.

But remember this about most east European languages: they were mostly formalized and standardized in the last two hundred years. Thus, whatever ancient roots they might possess have been straitjacketed by the romantic nationalism of the early 1800s.

by Anonymousreply 4805/25/2012

A hundred years ago native Swedish speakers were a much higher proportion of the Finnish population. The people have adopted the Finnish language as a symbol of national pride.

by Anonymousreply 4905/25/2012

That's a kind response, r39/47, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 5005/25/2012

Proof that socialism works.

by Anonymousreply 5105/25/2012

An interesting discussion.

Genetically, Finns are thought to be an Indo-European people speaking a Uralic language

by Anonymousreply 5205/25/2012

True Finn characteristics.

by Anonymousreply 5305/25/2012

But how big are their cocks?

by Anonymousreply 5405/25/2012

Mika Poika, Finnish. Hot.

Haluaisin nuolla hänen pakarat!

by Anonymousreply 5505/25/2012

Scandinavian countries: Denmark, Norway and Sweden.

Nordic countries: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden.

by Anonymousreply 5605/25/2012

Nordic countries continued from R56:

...and their associated territories, the Faroe Islands, Greenland and Aland.

by Anonymousreply 5705/25/2012

They invented the Molotov cocktail. A cocktail for the Russians!

by Anonymousreply 5805/25/2012

Thank you, R53.

by Anonymousreply 5905/25/2012

Extremely big penises. Almost no body hair. Very good at ice fishing. Decent at waxing skis. Solid diesel mechanics. Weak air force. OK Navy.

The women DO NOT shave all the hair on their pussies. I don't know why. Great bodies. Very open and healthy sexually, not like America. Not into anal at all, but take pride in their oral. Doggy style is by far the most popular position. They hardly do anything else. Group sex is common.

A high standard of living.

by Anonymousreply 6005/25/2012

[quote]Not into anal at all, but take pride in their oral.

Justifiably, based on my experience.

by Anonymousreply 6105/25/2012

I want to be one.

by Anonymousreply 6205/25/2012

Also: The men love to jack off. They do it in groups after a good day of fishing. Total alcaholics, but not as bad as the Pols. Anal sex is normal among men. It doesnt make you "gay". Its done in a clean way with good humor. I once pounded a Finn for several hours and then he brought the days catch back to his wife and kids. He was like "we had a good shag". Its not this whole DL thing with all the drama. Very evolved people.

The women are very open sexually. They prefer multiple men at once. Very few adult women it seemed had never had a threesome. The downside is that no women shave their pussies bald. I dont know why, since its so common here in the US. Odd. But, they make up for it with their emphasis on cock sucking. Its like the national womens sport over there. Very athletic and thorough in their dick sucking.

by Anonymousreply 6305/25/2012

That's very titillating R63.

by Anonymousreply 6405/26/2012

R63 See, and I don't get it why women shave their pussies. I for one want a grown-up partner, not a child.

by Anonymousreply 6505/26/2012

There used to be a lot of public pissing (including by women squatting in town gutters) until they instituted a public campaign against it. Shame.

by Anonymousreply 6605/26/2012

Shooting spree in Finland

by Anonymousreply 6705/26/2012

R66 Sure you don't mix up Finland and India?

by Anonymousreply 6805/26/2012

I agree with r65. Not sure what to make of r63's horror/disappointment at the sight of hair on grown women. Bald pussies on post-pubescent women ain't natural (or hot, in my opinion).

by Anonymousreply 6905/26/2012

[quote]prior to WWI the Red Army had a nasty habit of showing up at Finnish homes in the middle of the night and taking any able-bodied Finnish men with them.

There was no Red army prior to WWI.

by Anonymousreply 7005/26/2012

Hot finns.

by Anonymousreply 7110/06/2013

Hot finns part 2

by Anonymousreply 7210/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 7310/14/2013

My Finn died.

by Anonymousreply 7410/14/2013

Were over you Rachel now go back to 2009

by Anonymousreply 7510/14/2013
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