Have you known many?
What do we know about the Finns?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/14/2013|
I always loved Mickey. Best dates ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/24/2012|
Finns do it
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/24/2012|
Terrible drunks who like guns. A bit like Alaskans.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/24/2012|
They love to play around in the saunas.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/24/2012|
The can be greasy like any slavs, with pickle breath.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/24/2012|
I've only known one Finn (my ex's nephew). He was pretty cool.
Oh wait, you mean like Finnish?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/24/2012|
They love their throw rugs to an obsession.
When I was there I saw the best looking tall, blond Finn on his sailboat washing his throw rug in his swim trunks . Hot furry blond!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/24/2012|
The Helsinki airport is very attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/24/2012|
There are a lot of Finns in Northern Ontario. Seem ok.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/24/2012|
Huckleberry seems like a pretty cool dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/24/2012|
Speaking of Huck, did Becky Thatcher ever drop the rape charges?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/24/2012|
A Finn made this. Make of it what you will.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/24/2012|
Depressive. Stubborn. Tough as old shoe leather. And once you get to know them, very kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/24/2012|
Finns typically like to hang out in the sauna with their cats:
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/24/2012|
Tom of Finland
and, a brief story of how they handle their 1%ers:
Head of Nokia was ticketed for speeding on the highway. Fine was $270,000.
Why? They pro-rate their civic fines according to the citizen's wealth.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/24/2012|
Their black licorice tastes nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/24/2012|
Neil and Tim Finn were great in Crowded House.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/24/2012|
[quote]The can be greasy like any slavs, with pickle breath.
Finns are not "greasy" in the slightest.
Pickle breath -- or maybe more accurately brine-y breath -- is common.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/24/2012|
They throw fish - specifically mackerel- at you.
You have a gay date if you're hit by a fish tossed underhand.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/24/2012|
Great designers. The glass is world-famous. Beautiful and relaxed country. Love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/24/2012|
Why are fire engines red?
Because there are 12" in a foot.
A foot is also a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is also a ship
Ships sail the seven seas
The seas have fishes
The fishes have finn
The Finns fought the Russians
And that's why fire engines are always red
Because they're always rushin'
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/24/2012|
Bwah, r13. Cannot go wrong with fart humor with some math thrown in.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/24/2012|
Prefer the Scandinavians.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/25/2012|
Finns aren't Scandinavians?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/25/2012|
Finns are Scandinavians.
The Finns I know are terrific. They're liberal politically, humane, very interested in the environment, and gay-friendly (and they have been so for decades).
However, their movies & food leave a little to be desired, though they do have some foods that are terrific. Helsinki is a great city.
The Finnish language is virtually impossible to learn, though. IMPOSSIBLE. Try to learn it. You'll see. It's the hardest language on earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/25/2012|
[quote]In Finland swimsuits, towels, or any other garments are rarely worn in the sauna. Families often go to the sauna together, which is not considered eccentric since family saunas are an old tradition. In these private saunas swimsuits or towels are never worn. In public saunas it is more common that men and women go to the sauna separately, although people of both sexes may sometimes bathe together, for example in student clubs. Still, saunas are not associated with sex and sexuality. Quite the contrary, historically saunas have been the most sacred places after the church, and most houses which could afford to build a sauna had one. In older times women also used to give birth in the sauna because it was a warm and sterile environment. Children were occasionally born in saunas still in the beginning of the 20th century. Ancient Finns even believed saunas were inhabited by spirits.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/25/2012|
My most favorite city in the summer is Helsinki. The city is beautiful and the people speak perfect English. Very good natured souls too.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/25/2012|
Does Huckleberry Finn count?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/25/2012|
The Finns are NOT Scandinavian. They're Nordic. There is a difference to us.
There are many Swedish Finns, thanks to Sweden's occupation of Finalnd, but the culture is different in ways not well understood who lump us all together.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/25/2012|
Isn't it dangerous in a sauna for a cat?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/25/2012|
[quote]Isn't it dangerous in a sauna for a cat?
Only if it's a pussy cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/25/2012|
They are extremely fun drunks, actually, in general.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/25/2012|
Finland is not considered to be part of Scandinavia, either by Finns or by Scandinavians. I am half-Finn and have spent enough time visiting relatives to be very fond of the country. Politically progressive, ecologically-minded and technologically savvy, Finland is terrific. The language is difficult but anyone under 40 speaks English pretty well (required in school beginning about 4th grade). I know of no other country where the president was an active demonstrator for gay and lesbian rights prior to her (Tarja Halonnen)election. Finland is the only country that repaid its debt to the U.S. following WWII.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/25/2012|
Fins are not Slavs idiot. They're Scandinavian.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/25/2012|
Weird depressing Cinema.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/25/2012|
R35, clearly they're not listening to us. It's the DL way, determined to believe Finns are Scandinavians, when Finns and Scandinavians say no.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/25/2012|
I thought Scandinavians were Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes. Finns were called "Nordic" upthread, but I am not sure what that is.
Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians are Baltic.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/25/2012|
"Finland is the only country that repaid its debt to the U.S. following WWII."
They needed an ally desperately after taking sides with the Germans twice and the Russians once.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/25/2012|
I think the language is related to Hungarian, for reasons I can't remember.
They're extremely introverted. Not sure why. Maybe beaten down by proximity to Russia and Germany.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/25/2012|
Saunas are dangerous to people and cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/25/2012|
Finland seems healthy although keeping their own airline has got to be a bit of a stretch.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/25/2012|
R39 the Nordic Region is what is everyone in Europe knows is Scandinavia plus the non-Scandinavian nations Denmark and Sweden once occupied. We are united by our shared history, whereas as Scandinavians have commonalities among our language, culture and deeper historical ties.
Finland and Iceland deserve respect for independent cultures, never fully assimilated, that don't have Scandinavian features.
Not hard to understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/25/2012|
Finland has the most physically fit population of any country in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/25/2012|
While Finland did associate with Nazi Germany during WWII, it never signed an axis agreement and was more or less forced into some arrangement in order to preserve its independence from Russia, as no other country was coming to its aid. Finland only gained its independence from Russia in 1917 as a result of Germany's defeat of Russia during WWI. Stalin was keen to regain Finland and the Finns would do anything to maintain their independence. This could have been predicted given the outcome of the Winter War (1939-1940), where Finland was willing to sign a peace treaty with Stalin surrendering the province of Karelia in order to maintain their independence as a country. Finns hate Russians. Period. Cannot be overstated. Beyond the long stretches of occupation prior to 1900, prior to WWI the Red Army had a nasty habit of showing up at Finnish homes in the middle of the night and taking any able-bodied Finnish men with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/25/2012|
Bear with this American, r44, our schools have long stopped teaching geography, leaving us to learn about the world by travel, reading, or asking questions in forums such as these.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/25/2012|
Hungarian and Finnish are very distantly related, there is no mutual intelligibility, and no closeness in the DNA.
But remember this about most east European languages: they were mostly formalized and standardized in the last two hundred years. Thus, whatever ancient roots they might possess have been straitjacketed by the romantic nationalism of the early 1800s.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/25/2012|
A hundred years ago native Swedish speakers were a much higher proportion of the Finnish population. The people have adopted the Finnish language as a symbol of national pride.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/25/2012|
That's a kind response, r39/47, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/25/2012|
Proof that socialism works.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/25/2012|
An interesting discussion.
Genetically, Finns are thought to be an Indo-European people speaking a Uralic language
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/25/2012|
True Finn characteristics.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/25/2012|
But how big are their cocks?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/25/2012|
Mika Poika, Finnish. Hot.
Haluaisin nuolla hänen pakarat!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/25/2012|
Scandinavian countries: Denmark, Norway and Sweden.
Nordic countries: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/25/2012|
Nordic countries continued from R56:
...and their associated territories, the Faroe Islands, Greenland and Aland.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/25/2012|
They invented the Molotov cocktail. A cocktail for the Russians!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/25/2012|
Thank you, R53.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/25/2012|
Extremely big penises. Almost no body hair. Very good at ice fishing. Decent at waxing skis. Solid diesel mechanics. Weak air force. OK Navy.
The women DO NOT shave all the hair on their pussies. I don't know why. Great bodies. Very open and healthy sexually, not like America. Not into anal at all, but take pride in their oral. Doggy style is by far the most popular position. They hardly do anything else. Group sex is common.
A high standard of living.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/25/2012|
[quote]Not into anal at all, but take pride in their oral.
Justifiably, based on my experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/25/2012|
I want to be one.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/25/2012|
Also: The men love to jack off. They do it in groups after a good day of fishing. Total alcaholics, but not as bad as the Pols. Anal sex is normal among men. It doesnt make you "gay". Its done in a clean way with good humor. I once pounded a Finn for several hours and then he brought the days catch back to his wife and kids. He was like "we had a good shag". Its not this whole DL thing with all the drama. Very evolved people.
The women are very open sexually. They prefer multiple men at once. Very few adult women it seemed had never had a threesome. The downside is that no women shave their pussies bald. I dont know why, since its so common here in the US. Odd. But, they make up for it with their emphasis on cock sucking. Its like the national womens sport over there. Very athletic and thorough in their dick sucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/25/2012|
That's very titillating R63.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/26/2012|
R63 See, and I don't get it why women shave their pussies. I for one want a grown-up partner, not a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/26/2012|
There used to be a lot of public pissing (including by women squatting in town gutters) until they instituted a public campaign against it. Shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/26/2012|
Shooting spree in Finland
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/26/2012|
R66 Sure you don't mix up Finland and India?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/26/2012|
I agree with r65. Not sure what to make of r63's horror/disappointment at the sight of hair on grown women. Bald pussies on post-pubescent women ain't natural (or hot, in my opinion).
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/26/2012|
[quote]prior to WWI the Red Army had a nasty habit of showing up at Finnish homes in the middle of the night and taking any able-bodied Finnish men with them.
There was no Red army prior to WWI.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/26/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/06/2013|
Hot finns part 2
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|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/14/2013|
My Finn died.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/14/2013|
Were over you Rachel now go back to 2009
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/14/2013|