Zac Efron's "The Paperboy": AN INSTANT CAMP CLASSIC
"One critic said “it could be so bad it’s good”. Another compared it to the kind of exploitation pictures Roger Corman regularly turned out."
"Efron... spends a lot of time running around in his jockey shorts in the movie (at one point even dancing in the pouring rain in his tighty whities with Kidman)..."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/10/2014|
[quote]Kidman peeing on Efron to relieve his jellyfish stings is getting lots of action on the net and the Croisette
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/24/2012|
Sounds like Lu-Lu Fishpaw!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/24/2012|
I cannot wait. It sounds like Kidman goes completely over the top and I'm going to love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/24/2012|
Cusack continues to bring his bad karma wherever he goes...
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/24/2012|
Zac Efron dancing in wet tighty whities is sure to be a draw. No doubt it got the attention of McBongo who's in the same film.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/24/2012|
I wonder if McBongo and Zak had some daddy-son roleplay during filming. Hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/24/2012|
I had no idea Zac was so short. McBongo is only 5'8ish.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/24/2012|
Says Efron is 5'8" and McBongo is 5'11"
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/24/2012|
Zac is short? I thought he was tall. Can't wait.
Why don't he and Ryan Gosling remake Brokeback Mountain?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/24/2012|
Who is SO desperate to make Zac happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/24/2012|
BWAHAHAHAHA! Are those heights from IMDB?
Go look at the EW Magic Mike photos, if McBongo is 5'11 then Matt Bomer is 6'3" and Joe Mang is 7 feet tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/24/2012|
It's the "Twirl" of the 2010s!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/24/2012|
The surprising thing about the photo at r5 is that McBongo actually looks clean. He must have just done his monthly shower and shave.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/24/2012|
i cannot wait to see this movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/27/2012|
[quote]Says Efron is 5'8" and McBongo is 5'11"
So that really means Efron is 5'5" and McBongo is 5'8". Never go by 'official' heights for actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/27/2012|
Zac will never happen. Not now, not ever.
He should find a decent TV job.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/27/2012|
You will get to see a big bunch of Efron's pubes
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/27/2012|
This is Showgirls 2012. Zac is Nomi & Nicole is Cristal.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/27/2012|
did McBongo play sweet music on Efron's bongos?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/27/2012|
Doesn't Zac Efron get pissed on by Kidman? I think I'll pass.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/27/2012|
Love the poster, but I'll wait till it comes out in On Demand.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/27/2012|
Oops, forgot the link...hehe!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/27/2012|
The Paperboy is getting not so great reviews at Rotten.com...
"A lurid, florid, humid, flaccid and insipid waste of time and money for the audience and for everyone who made it."
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/27/2012|
Paperboy got a 5 min standing ovation from the Cannes audience and Zac Efron had tears in his eyes ..because he thought he finally made it as a serious actor...
what he didn't realized is the critics had a separated screening and hated the movie..
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/27/2012|
There were a lot of bad movies at Cannes this year and the American films were an embarrassment.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/27/2012|
[quote]Paperboy got a 5 min standing ovation from the Cannes audience and Zac Efron had tears in his eyes ..because he thought he finally made it as a serious actor
Sure they did...Zac!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/27/2012|
You mo's want to Efron running around in his skivvies on a balcony and having Joe Jonas come up in disguise as a room service waiter.
Then they start to lick the asses
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/27/2012|
So...when does this open again??
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/27/2012|
Everything gets a standing ovation at Cannes. It means nothing.
But call me crazy but this actually sounds entertaining.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/27/2012|
There is a video of Zac crying because of the standing ovation..Poor kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/27/2012|
The Paperboy: The Movie Where Nicole Kidman Pisses All Over Zac Efron's Face And Chest
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/27/2012|
The audience loved "The Paperboy." Could it be that the critics don't count? The critics hated "The Sound of Music" but people are still watching it a half century later.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/28/2012|
""If anyone's gonna pee on him, it's gonna be me!"
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/29/2012|
[quote]You will get to see a big bunch of Efron's pubes
Zac is twenty five years old. Twenty five years don't have pubic hair anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/29/2012|
Wait. Wait. There's a lot more where that came from. Don't make me go home - to HIM.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/01/2012|
NY Times Review: "A Hot Mess"
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/04/2012|
I saw this tonite on pay per view. I liked it and surprised about the bad ratings. McBongo played a tortured closeted guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/24/2013|
Just watched it -- deliciously campy and Nicole chews the scenery like she got a new set of teeth.
I loved every minute of it -- except for the alligator guts, for which I had to look away.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/27/2013|
I just saw it last night. Zac in his tighty whities was great, but seeing McBongo trussed up like a turkey with his abused ass in the air from a trick gone dangerous was the highlight.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/30/2013|
Damn, it's not available for streaming at Netflix.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/30/2013|
So did Nicole REALLY piss on him for real in the movie? If so, that's fucking gross. Sad that someone would rather be literally pissed on in a film than come out of the closet (if he really is gay).
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/30/2013|
So how long until Zack is doing golden showers porn for Michael Lucas?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/30/2013|
I thought Zac did a decent job. He had nothing to be ashamed of other than being in an overwrought campy movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/30/2013|
OK, the first half of the film - up through the hilarious golden-showers scene - is campy fun, but it goes downhill afterwards. You really don't care about any of the characters (except the housekeeper played by Macy Grey - she's actually the best thing in the movie), and Lee Daniels' direction is so inept it's impossible to know what the hell is going on.
Kidman is a hoot though - she looks like Ann-Margret in KITTEN WITH A WHIP. The hands-free sex scene in the prison room is a jaw dropper (and not just on Kidman's part).
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/21/2013|
Would have been better if McBongo had pissed on Zac's baby face instead of Nikki Cruise doing it. Too bad they didn't show more of what happened in McBongo's motel room. I'd loved to have seen those two black peckers sliding in and out of his shaved hole and mouth. A nice Florida-style spit-roasting.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/22/2013|
I just watched this on Netflix. I hadn't read or heard anything about the film prior, and though surprised by the content I enjoyed it. I thought everyone was entertaining and held their own as actors. I was surprised by each of their performances. Zachary Efron was good and earned his place as a serious actor. The film makes you think and it is is shocking if not lurid.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/09/2014|
[quote]The film makes you think
about those tighty-whities...
[quote]and it is is shocking
how crappy Cusack is outside of the "teen" genre.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/10/2014|