The quirky sense of humor, outlandish personal style (pompadour, huge black-dyed beard, tatts, freaky clothes) and S&M antics (a burly guy referred to as "The Machine" appeared behind him during a televised interview wearing BDSM leather fetish apparel) all make for quite and interesting MLB player. He appeared at the ESPY Awards last year wearing a spandex tuxedo.
Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/14/2014|
He's mentally ill.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/23/2012|
The quirky shtick only works if you're productive.
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Brian and his buddy The Machine on Leno
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/24/2012|
If he were attractive, it could be interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/24/2012|
He actually is attractive, if you can picture him without that awful hair and beard. He has nice eyes. Is he hiding in plain sight?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/24/2012|
Douchebag. And plays for Satan's team.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/24/2012|
Wasn't the machine revealed to be Pat Burrell (former Phillie/Giant)?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/24/2012|
It's weird--Wikipedia says he's a born-again Christian. I find that hard to believe unless he says that just as another quality to keep people guessing, to be ironic.
And yes, he is amazingly hot. Scroll down a little to see Brian sans beard.
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His eyes are too close together - looks a bit like John Rocker.
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Do born-agains pose like this?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/24/2012|
I want him in me, quite deeply and repeatedly.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/24/2012|
Looks like he's all beans and no franks; Vienna sausage maybe.
The face is too bumpkin/inbred.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/24/2012|
Would rather do Cole Hamels, gayvoice and all.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/24/2012|
Looks better with the beard and hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/24/2012|
So is he gay??
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/24/2012|
Loves to get fisted.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/24/2012|
You talking about his glove, R16?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/24/2012|
I wonder if he's ever jacked off?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/24/2012|
He's a hipster athlete, but seems very modern in his attention starvation, folding in transvestitism, S&M, self-deprecating humor and goofy fun into a Dennis Rodman-style public definition. Although not really hot or interesting, Wilson is the model of an athlete with a personality, as opposed to the coked out, brainwashed, Fundamentalist, uninterested-in-anything-except-for-money, cold as ice hetero rapist default celebrity sports shithead.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/24/2012|
Very well put, R19. Although he really is hot...
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/24/2012|
...and 3, 2, 1...cue the "Eww, he can't be hot; tattoos are trash" troll.
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|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/26/2012|
It doesn't need to be said, R22 - everyone is already thinking it.
Nice try, R19. He's a fundamentalist, born-again Christian. Those types either come to that because they were raised that way or because they are totally wild, experienced a scary situation, and were rescued by biblethumpers.
I'm guessing the latter for this guy. That means that he's into something very kinky or something very dangerous - he'll have some kind of outburst or relapse in a few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/26/2012|
My sister shot some ads with him and said his whole persona is a put on. I think he's a heck of a lot more entertaining than most jocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/26/2012|
Wasn't he a Beach Boy? And old? And fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/26/2012|
He's clearly cut
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/03/2013|
People tell them that they are "gods" all their lives and they start to believe it.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/03/2013|
Bump. Because I'd like to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/13/2014|
He's keeping too low of a profile these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/13/2014|
Fucked up links on this thread
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/13/2014|
R19 probably has it right.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/14/2014|
Leno looks perfectly comfortable in #3's link.
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