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Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants

The quirky sense of humor, outlandish personal style (pompadour, huge black-dyed beard, tatts, freaky clothes) and S&M antics (a burly guy referred to as "The Machine" appeared behind him during a televised interview wearing BDSM leather fetish apparel) all make for quite and interesting MLB player. He appeared at the ESPY Awards last year wearing a spandex tuxedo.

by Anonymousreply 3302/14/2014

He's mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 105/23/2012

The quirky shtick only works if you're productive.

by Anonymousreply 205/23/2012

Brian and his buddy The Machine on Leno

by Anonymousreply 305/23/2012

If he were attractive, it could be interesting.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2012

He actually is attractive, if you can picture him without that awful hair and beard. He has nice eyes. Is he hiding in plain sight?

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2012

Douchebag. And plays for Satan's team.

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2012

Wasn't the machine revealed to be Pat Burrell (former Phillie/Giant)?

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2012

It's weird--Wikipedia says he's a born-again Christian. I find that hard to believe unless he says that just as another quality to keep people guessing, to be ironic.

And yes, he is amazingly hot. Scroll down a little to see Brian sans beard.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2012

His eyes are too close together - looks a bit like John Rocker.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2012

Do born-agains pose like this?

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2012

I want him in me, quite deeply and repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2012

Looks like he's all beans and no franks; Vienna sausage maybe.

The face is too bumpkin/inbred.

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2012

Would rather do Cole Hamels, gayvoice and all.

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2012

Looks better with the beard and hair.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2012

So is he gay??

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2012

Loves to get fisted.

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2012

You talking about his glove, R16?

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2012

I wonder if he's ever jacked off?

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2012

He's a hipster athlete, but seems very modern in his attention starvation, folding in transvestitism, S&M, self-deprecating humor and goofy fun into a Dennis Rodman-style public definition. Although not really hot or interesting, Wilson is the model of an athlete with a personality, as opposed to the coked out, brainwashed, Fundamentalist, uninterested-in-anything-except-for-money, cold as ice hetero rapist default celebrity sports shithead.

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2012

Very well put, R19. Although he really is hot...

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2012

...and 3, 2, 1...cue the "Eww, he can't be hot; tattoos are trash" troll.

by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 2308/26/2012

It doesn't need to be said, R22 - everyone is already thinking it.

Nice try, R19. He's a fundamentalist, born-again Christian. Those types either come to that because they were raised that way or because they are totally wild, experienced a scary situation, and were rescued by biblethumpers.

I'm guessing the latter for this guy. That means that he's into something very kinky or something very dangerous - he'll have some kind of outburst or relapse in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 2408/26/2012

My sister shot some ads with him and said his whole persona is a put on. I think he's a heck of a lot more entertaining than most jocks.

by Anonymousreply 2508/26/2012

Wasn't he a Beach Boy? And old? And fat?

by Anonymousreply 2608/26/2012

He's clearly cut

by Anonymousreply 2703/03/2013

People tell them that they are "gods" all their lives and they start to believe it.

by Anonymousreply 2803/03/2013

Bump. Because I'd like to know.

by Anonymousreply 2902/13/2014

He's keeping too low of a profile these days.

by Anonymousreply 3002/13/2014

Fucked up links on this thread

by Anonymousreply 3102/13/2014

R19 probably has it right.

by Anonymousreply 3202/14/2014

Leno looks perfectly comfortable in #3's link.

by Anonymousreply 3302/14/2014
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