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The biggest one you ever saw

Or had.

Who had the biggest cock you've ever personally seen, felt, or taken a ride on?

by Anonymousreply 9001/31/2016

John Holmes had the biggest one I've ever seen. Jut way too big.

by Anonymousreply 105/21/2012

We're talking real life, not porn movies/magazines, etc.

by Anonymousreply 205/21/2012

A guy named Clinton. He was absolutely massive, but he knew how to use it right.

by Anonymousreply 305/21/2012

His name was Kyle.

What a superinteresting idea for a thread!

by Anonymousreply 405/21/2012

A couple of years ago, a muscled black guy on the DL I met online. He whipped that thing out, and it literally unfolded before my eyes as he grew harder and harder. A good 12 inches and very thick. This was a Sunday night, and I'd already been fucked twice over the past week by two bigger-than-average dicks, so my hole was somewhat stretched at that point. The pain mixed with ecstasy as that thing hit all my pleasure spots was amazing. I still jerk off thinking about that monster.

by Anonymousreply 505/21/2012

I hate the big turn off.

by Anonymousreply 605/21/2012

Oh, honey, I wanted to come to your birthday party, but he was too big. I could not say no.

by Anonymousreply 705/21/2012

CBC Tampa.


9" long and beer can thick.

Only got 4" in before we gave up.

by Anonymousreply 805/21/2012

I'll give you three guesses.

by Anonymousreply 905/21/2012

R8 is a big wuss.

by Anonymousreply 1005/21/2012

r6 just HAD to enter this thread to post his BS.

Mine was a guy that I sucked off in a cruising park some 10 years ago. Must have easily been 10 inches or more. It was a regular girth though, so it just went in and in, and further in until it was fully in my throat getting the proper massage that it deserved.

I remember it fondly.

by Anonymousreply 1105/21/2012

His name was Chuck.

He was a bug exterminator who was a narcissist exhibitionist, straight in "real life" but when his dick started getting hard he didn't care who was involved.

My partner is a photographer who has done a lot of nude work. This guy was spraying bugs and heard about his work from someone, and called.

Didn't get much decent work out of him artistically - he had and entire scenario he worked through building up to enormous splatters of cum forming a pond on the set. But when handed a large condom he obliterated it to shreds as his dick tore through it.

by Anonymousreply 1205/21/2012

I envy guys who can deepthroat. I barely get one / third in my mouth when the cock is bigger than seven inches.

by Anonymousreply 1305/21/2012

The biggest one I ever saw was a (probably Puerto Rican) guy at a circle jerk at the West Village docks in New York.

He was tall, burly, looked like a working-class straight man, maybe 35 or so, and it was not only extremely long, it was as fat as my wrist. Uncut, and I longed to kneel in front of him and rub it all over my face and try to get my mouth over the massive head.

But there were about 10 or 12 other guys there, and except for reaching the guys on either side of us and giving them a friendly tug, it was a classic, old-fashioned circle jerk, and we didn't perform on each other.

The biggest one I ever had was a guy in Tulsa I picked up at the Riverside park, about 21st Street, and took to my house nearby.

He was maybe 24 or 25, tall, blond, and a Kansas farm boy of Swedish descent going to college at the University of Tulsa.

It was also long and very fat, cut, and he fucked me my on my back with my ankles over his shoulders. I sucked him really well and could have gone all night, but he asked me not to suck him off, because he wanted to fuck me.

(BTW, I'm not a size queen, and one of the hottest experiences of my life was also the smallest cock I've ever seen or had, an uncut Russian guy with maybe an inch and a half hard, no bigger around than my little finger. But we had a great time and I would have loved to have done it again, but he lived with his mother in Brooklyn and had a lot of hang-ups.)

by Anonymousreply 1405/21/2012

R12, ??? i did not understand any at all. details pls.

by Anonymousreply 1505/21/2012

Mine was a bi-latin guy I met online. Balding, but a thick muscular body. He came over and f'ed the living daylights out of me. He rode me long and hard. I had a very hard time sitting down for at least two days. The guy was at least 9.5 and damn thick. One of my hottest experiences.

by Anonymousreply 1605/21/2012

I married him.

by Anonymousreply 1705/21/2012

The biggest guy I was ever with was a married guy, probably late 30s. Raspy voice and looked a bit like Nicolas Cage. Huge, huge, huge - super think and at least 9, probably 10 inches long.

I saw an older black man with what had to be a foot long dangler jacking off at a urinal once. Didn't get any closer than that, though.

by Anonymousreply 1805/21/2012

13 inches. Australian guy. I gave a good go at sucking him off, but he didn't come quickly and my jaw got tired. But I went back for seconds and finished him off. There was no way I was going to let him fuck me with that.

He had kind of a sad countenance, and I realized it must be because no one could really take his cock and do it justice.

by Anonymousreply 1905/21/2012

For me it was a 19 year old black Marine I met online. He was stationed at 29 Palms Marine Base. I had to go on base to pick him up which was quite an experience to say the least. They need to see your driver's license, your vehicle registration and proof of insurance. Then, with a hot, hunky Marine behind the counter, I had to call the 19 year old on my cell and then the Marine behind the counter took the phone to ask the other Marine if he was expecting me. I am sure they know exactly what is going on when a "daddy" comes to pick up his 19 year old "friend". He had about 10 inches and I told him he should be doing porn. He said everyone tells him that. It was awesome to suck on but he wanted to get fucked mostly which I did....twice. Oh, he had a fiancee back in Tennesee also. LMAO.

by Anonymousreply 2005/21/2012

Daytona Beach lifeguard. Huge!

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2012

I knew a guy that was a bartender in Pittsburgh. He had a literal 12 inches, or something very very close to it.

He was tall-ish and about 140 pounds, and facially was not attractive (think Screech from Saved By The Bell). He was also a user and an asshole and if he said the sky was blue I'd go outside to fucking check.

But the guys at the bar nicknamed him "Kong" and everyone wanted a ride. (of course I think ultimately he was an insatiable bottom.)

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2012

Jared Leto. I watched my friend blow him. It was the most insane cock I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2012

I picked up this black guy from Walmart. It was the length of my fore arm and thicker than my wrist. (I am 5'10 @ 175lb). I could not circle it with my thumb and middle finger. Too bad the head was a bit small compared to the shaft.

He was on his back with both legs raised up ...

In the end, he came twice. Then, his wife called his cell phone and he had to go home. Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 2405/22/2012

Damn, R23, why didn't you get in on that?

by Anonymousreply 2505/22/2012

A longtime friend/fb of mine.

About 9" long, and beer-can thick.

Best fuck I've ever had. Turns out I *can* come from penetrative sex, I just need a long enough dick to hit my cervix and - wow!

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2012

Cary Leeds, lived in New York then Miami. Amazing 12 inch and thick. Loved getting sucked while being fucked by big black guys. Made some videos.

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2012

A young guy I met at a party when I was about 22. He was attractive, but supper skinny. Like Auschwitz skinny. After the party we fooled around and it was huge...must of been 10 inches. Sort of looked like Chad Hunts dick.

We dated for a while and eventually I did manage to take the whole thing when he fucked me. But only the one time!

Funny...I can't remember his name now and we dated for about 6 weeks.

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2012


by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2012

r23..was your friend a guy or a girl? Some chick pornstar commented a while back that Jared was hung better than a lot of the porn dudes she'd been with.

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2012

Key West about 1989. Had the thickest dick I ever saw. Not that long but a good 5" or more in diameter. I could not do anything with it. He said no one could other than fist fucking bottoms. He hated it.

Diameter...not around.

by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2012

"Steve" in College. We went on a date then to bed. Literally... like one beer can stacked on top of another beer can.

by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2012

R31, you realize a dollar bill is six inches long?

You're telling us the guy's dick was almost as wide as a dollar bill?

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2012

R31, Yes I am saying it was a good 5 inches in diameter. Not that long but freaky wide and cut. He was a very nice guy. I actually felt sorry for him. I jacked him off with both hands with my tongue on the head but that was all I could do. Not much of a load but very tasty.

by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2012

love the responses.

more please

by Anonymousreply 3505/23/2012

Largest I ever saw in person was about 10 inches, nice and thick. Great fuck, total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3605/23/2012

There was an escort in London named Othello who had a huge cock - easily 12 inches. There was another guy in Fort Lauderdale or Los Angeles who escorted under the name Ryan Holmes. Massive cock.

Both of them were bigger than Chad Hunt.

Cutler X has a gorgeous cock which just seems to get bigger the longer he fucks.

Otherwise, two of my boyfriends in Paris had over nine inches each and both dicks were gorgeous.

And there are a lot of huge, ugly cocks out there.

I tricked with a guy who had a 14-inch cock - pubes to tip. But it was incredibly unattractive. Just an ugly cock.

One of God's little jokes.

The same way he gave so many brutally ugly faces to guys with huge cocks.

Dog-faced boys with giant dongs.


by Anonymousreply 3705/23/2012

I've only encountered two that were bigger than what I'm packing. The biggest was on a guy I went out with for 7yrs. He was about 8.5-9" long & uncut but really, REALLY thick. It was a beautiful club of a thing and it certainly took some work to take it all. I used to shoot hands-free sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 3805/23/2012

[quote]I've only encountered two that were bigger than what I'm packing.

You need to get out more.

A lot more.

by Anonymousreply 3905/25/2012

Hard to say. Mama slapped me and told me not to do va-jay-jay sex no more, since she don't want no more bastard grandbabies running round Wasilla. So now I just take it up the ass, so when I'm on all fours and gettin it from behind, I ain't got no idea about how long the shit is. It be feeling so good, and I ain't gotta worry about no more babies.

by Anonymousreply 4005/25/2012

I've got to go way back in time for this one, since I've been in a monogamous relationship for thirty-three years now with an average sized, but skillful guy. Before that, the largest one was on a flirty but supposedly straight guy I worked with at a restaurant when I was twenty-one.

Soon after I left that job and started tending at a gay bar he showed up drunk just before closing time with obvious intent. I had his (honest) thick nine inches on top of the bar just as soon as I could shove everyone else out the door.

by Anonymousreply 4105/25/2012

Barry Diller's.

by Anonymousreply 4205/25/2012

On an Irish-American guy from Boston. There are people who God was generous to and then there are tripods. He was in the latter category. Allegedly straight, but when he got drunk, he pinned me down to his bed and tried to have his way with me.

by Anonymousreply 4305/25/2012

The hugest was probably the porn star, Rick Donavon, who I hired as an escort.

A close second was this twink I met in college. I think he may have been homeless. He was definitely a pretty boy, but didn't seem to know what he was doing.

And probably rounding out third was this very short but muscular guy in his late 30's or so. His penis was extremely veiny and kind of ugly. He was good looking though.

by Anonymousreply 4405/25/2012

Wow R44. I jacked off so many times to Humongous Rick!

by Anonymousreply 4505/25/2012

Jon Fleming hard is huge

by Anonymousreply 4605/25/2012

I was in my senior year of college and very excited that I had finally found a boy I was really sexually attracted to. He was dark, hairy, masculine, and handsome with a big dick but had a nerdy, whiny, effeminate voice, a combination which I found weirdly sexy. He only kind of knew what he was doing in bed and his idea of foreplay was putting on an episode of Firefly, but I found him so intoxicating as an object of desire that I didn't mind. We hooked up for a couple of months until he put a rip in my taint while jackhammering away - and, I suspect, keeping one eye on the TV - and that is how I became a Lesbian After Graduation.

by Anonymousreply 4705/25/2012

A married black guy I picked up on Venice beach when I was a student. The cock was long but its real magic was the width. It remains the fattest, widest cock I've ever seen or had. When he slowly managed to get it up me, it felt like I needed to pee during the entire time he fucked me. I couldn't take it for long and it stretched my hole out...for good. It's never been quite as tight since.

by Anonymousreply 4805/26/2012

It was at least nine inches soft. I was in a locker room in college, and this black dude walked out of the showers wet, an that thing was slapping up against his muscular thighs as he walked. I about died, and quickly tried to get my undies on so I wouldn't bone out. Ironic part was that there were two Japanese exchange students standing nearby, and they had the tiniest cocks imaginable, literally a thick black bush with a tiny head poking out.

by Anonymousreply 4905/26/2012

R31, we are talking about penis here. Is it possible you have mistake the leg ... Sigh, that's what happens when you get old.

by Anonymousreply 5005/28/2012

About the size of my forearm but it never got hard. He came ok but not hard even semi hard.

by Anonymousreply 5106/17/2012

His name was Clark. He was an actor in NYC, originally from Seattle. I had heard from friends that he was well-hung, and brazenly approached him. We spent a leisurely afternoon together on a mattress on the floor at his apartment in the East Village. He let me indulge my cock-worshiping fantasies with his 10-inch cut beauty, and made sure we matched each other, orgasm for orgasm. He tried to fuck me, but it was not to be. He gave me an incredible blow job. I was exhausted and happy, finally able to say "Now, I've done that".

by Anonymousreply 5206/17/2012

R52 here. Just out of curiosity, I did a search on Clark's name, and found his obituary. So sad, he was a sweet guy.

by Anonymousreply 5306/17/2012

When I was a Peace Corps volunteer we were allowed to use the Ebassy pool when in the capital. There was another volunteer at the pool who I had a major crush o. He was tall, family from Holland. One time while in the shower after wimming he came in- He had what must of been a 12 inch hard on. I was very inexperienced. Had no idea a dick could get that big.

by Anonymousreply 5406/17/2012

I'm in my 40's, divorced twice, and now I'm dating this guy from my past. Well he is massive!! I have never til now experienced what I am now. If getting your vagina walls or ovaries bruised is possible I'm so there. The intensity is unexplainable!!! Totally taboo!!! He's showing me things that I never thought were possible. Total packaged deal....face, body, size, and thickness!!! So much more to experience. I WISH I WAS MORE EXPIERENCED THOUGH,,,,so I could excite him.

by Anonymousreply 5507/28/2012

Every morning when I look between my legs.

by Anonymousreply 5607/28/2012

You have to ask?

by Anonymousreply 5707/28/2012


by Anonymousreply 5807/28/2012

Abnormally long dicks look freakish. Give me an average length (5.5 in.) cock with good girth and I'm in heaven.

by Anonymousreply 5907/28/2012

My first boyfriend had a nice normal penis that was much like my own.

My second sex partner (never a boyfriend) was a college roommate who had a big fat fleshy dick that I learned to loathe. Plus he had a distinctively unpleasant odor.

I don't like dicks that are too big or that have a lot of loose flesh on them.

by Anonymousreply 6007/28/2012

While his was huge, he was only interested in servicing mine.

by Anonymousreply 6108/04/2012

I was with a guy several years ago who had the fattest cock I've ever seen. Problem is, it was about 4" x 8", and even wider at the base. It was more like a fat butt plug then anything else, and ugly as sin. Still, it was fun to suck and play with for a while.

by Anonymousreply 6208/04/2012

[R40]. You won! Fitty-Five Platinum STAR Screams. My first of the day. Will skip the psychotropics for now.

Human organs, only ever seen 4. 1st one was XL & exquisite. Obviously the work of a great artist. Last and 4th one, united with forever, XXL & beautiful in it's own right. Has a unique quality, a charismatic brilliance. Thank goodness it's not attached to someone that wants to be some cult leader. Truly blessed that way.

My very first living breathing Penis sighting occured unexpectedly on a visit to the wild animal park. A horse. Since then, many beautiful wild and domestic creatures, quite unsolicited on my part, have displayed they're manly parts to me? I have no idea why? I do like making eye contact. Otherwise, I'm ordinary looking, & unremarkable. Love tons of crazy monogamous poking in all orfices. I'd never be interested in any sort of nest wrecking.

by Anonymousreply 6308/04/2012

My biggest cock that I ever saw was a black guy named Freddy. I was about 21 and he was about the same. He was 6'2" or so with a 15" dick. I was not into anal yet, so he fucked my stomach. I'm 7.5" inches. The biggest white guy that I ever saw was a guy from Iowa built like Tebow with a fat fat 13" cock and very big bull balls. There was something about him. He could attract and bed 7 guys a night, sometimes more. Otherwise, up until about 12 years ago my average length for who I got to sleep with was oddly on the 8" and up level. I've been with a number of 10" plus guys. Mostly found in the NE (15" guy was in Ithaca, NY in 1990) and 13" white guy was in Minneapolis, MN. Many hot black guys in the south rocking 8+". Many hot guys in the area around Rochester, NY in the country rocking 8" plus with big balls. Very fun. Oh, 15" guy was at least 8" around, as was Stephen the 13" dick white guy.

by Anonymousreply 6410/08/2012

15 x 8? Really?


by Anonymousreply 6510/08/2012

I don't know if I've seen a fully functioning legit 10-incher even in porn. You guys must really know where to look.

by Anonymousreply 6610/08/2012

24 year old ex martine and muscle man Brandon. Ten inches rock hard and a complete bottom

by Anonymousreply 6710/08/2012

Lifeguard at Delaware Seashore State Park. He would rather suck than use it.

by Anonymousreply 6810/10/2012

Big dick young guys seem to enjoy working as lifeguards. Check out the lifeguards the next time you're at a pool or beach.

by Anonymousreply 6910/13/2012

His name was David. He was a butch hippie former fashion editor for Playboy. I never saw one that big. My ex, Jeff, also. Amazing. I didn't pick him for his dick though.

by Anonymousreply 7010/13/2012

I was in the bathroom after mixed marchal arts class and I was taking a shower the curtains don't fit all the was there is a 3-2inch gap where u can see through I was taking my shower and I saw this persons huge cock 10-14 inch it was huge " he was jockIng off " latter On the next day he was taking a shower and someone diten see him in the shower and he opens up the curtain and it was huge like 1/2inches thick and 13inches long I will never forgite that

by Anonymousreply 7111/11/2012

I guy I just met. 6.5 x

by Anonymousreply 7211/11/2012

black dancer (modern, not go go)beautiful when soft, mouth wateringly large when hard. it reached WAY above his navel when laid on his stomach.

by Anonymousreply 7311/11/2012

Two weeks ago I went to the video store on 14th and 6th, and a nice looking tall black guy with glasses and a little pot belly was eyeing me. He began rubbing what seemed to be a python in his sweat pants. We go into adjoining booths and I whip out my average white man's penis.

He did not ask me for money which was a happy surprise (I am ok looking but I am not Brad Pitt so you can never be too sure in those places.) Then he proceeded to whip out the hugest dick I HAVE EVER SEEN, which was fully erect from all of that rubbing.

He then proceeded to shove it through a rather large hole between the booths, kindly provided by the management. So I grab his huge black dick with my right hand, while holding my average white man's dick with my left hand.....and as I marvel at my good fortune, I suddenly think about how unlikely it is the aforementioned management wiped the hole between the booths with a proper cleanser recently.

Consequently I immediately zip up and exit the booth, with the black guy looking rather surprised and maybe a little forlorn.

If I see him there again I am sure he will ignore me!

by Anonymousreply 7411/11/2012

The biggest dick I ever saw was Cheney.

by Anonymousreply 7511/11/2012

ha-ha r75

by Anonymousreply 7611/12/2012

Andrew Crispo

by Anonymousreply 7710/27/2013

the biggest one i ever had was a 10 inches . I met him on craig list. we text a few times then he invited me to his place. I got there he was very happy to see me. we went to his bedroom i took off my clothes and layed naked on his bed he lick, suck and ate my pussy. then he took off his underwear and i saw a massive cock which i felt every inch of it inside my happy pussy. he fucked me in different positions and hard but didn't last too long. maybe in 10 minutes the show was over. i got dress and left

by Anonymousreply 7811/09/2013

I have only toyed with my ass. the biggest thing I took in my ass without lube was a baseball bat I just use three things each bigger then the last an it took me 5 mins to get that monster in really stretched me out and felt amazing.

by Anonymousreply 7901/07/2014

R65 Must have needed a blood transfusion while getting an erection otherwise most of his other organs would shut down and he would pass out from lack of blood.

by Anonymousreply 8001/08/2014

I had a crush on Joey Reno. Little waifish twink maybe 145lbs soaking wet. He knew his dick was huge and he'd show it. It was the most perfect penis I have ever seen. That vein on the underside was prominent. The head was mouthwateringly perfect. It was wide like a cobra and when he came the head pulsated into a bigger head with each spurt. On the rare occasions he let me touch it my knees would shake. Joey moved back home to Flint Michigan, things didn't work out in DC. Last I heard he was working as a tattoo artist with his identical twin brother. DC misses Joey.

by Anonymousreply 8102/27/2014

[quote]I had a crush on Joey Reno….things didn't work out in DC. Last I heard he was working as a tattoo artist with his identical twin brother. DC misses Joey.

R81, you mean "Janet," don't you?

by Anonymousreply 8202/27/2014

His name was Paul, he was a Hispanic hair dresser in New Mexico. Handsome, very handsome, charming and couldn't keep a boy friend for very long. He had a fat 12 inch dick, loved to kiss and was a top. I do bottom but, I'm not a bottom

First date he fucked me. He could fuck all night shooting load after load. I endured the night and never wanted him near me again. He pestered me for months.

by Anonymousreply 8302/27/2014


by Anonymousreply 8402/27/2014

A Rican with 9 fat uncut inches used to fuck me regularly at the east side sauna. Every time he saw me he fucked me and always made me cum unassisted.

by Anonymousreply 8502/28/2014

#78, are you a woman? Or is 'pussy' the new word for gay ass?

Or do women actually troll for hook-ups on CL??

by Anonymousreply 8603/03/2014

Hi Guys,

The biggest I have experienced so far was a white guy I met from CL. He had close to 9 inches. I was in totally infatuated by his size and loved to worship (stroke, kiss, lick, suck and deep-throat) his huge cock.

I really love to worship a huge cock and wish I could find a really well hung Stud. I would like to bottom for one of these huge horse hung Studs too. It would be a dream come true to experience even bigger cocks like 9+ Like I always say though, "The Bigger the Better"!

If there are any hung Studs out there who are visiting, or live in southern Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, or the Florida panhandle are hit me up!


LongCockLuvr at the big G email

by Anonymousreply 8705/07/2014

It was the son of a preacher man.

Yes he was.

by Anonymousreply 8805/07/2014

I would love to have a big dick spit roast.

by Anonymousreply 8905/10/2014


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