WTF is this?
Courtney Stodden is the new Anna Nicole Smith
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/20/2013|
That's one of the saddest, most fucked up things I've ever seen.
It's like she's half a little girl playing at being a cat, and half doing her porno "sexy" schtick (equally a performance, of course).
All I see is a lost childhood circling the drain and a future of drugs and whoredom. I doubt she'll live to 30. She's an empty shell. Tragic.
To be a trainwreck this epic at 17 means that there's some adult who fucked her up really badly and who should be facing legal prosecution but isn't. Another tragedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/20/2012|
What a comic genius! It's like watching Lucille Ball in Lucite heels.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/20/2012|
Courtney without makeup. Lots of plastic surgery, utterly dead eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/20/2012|
Anderson on this Shauna Sands wanna-be. Very funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/20/2012|
It's clearly a fetish video intended to appeal to Japanese businessmen.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/20/2012|
Memory, all alone in the moonlight...
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/20/2012|
She has to be on adder all, and maybe coke.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/20/2012|
I wonder how old she really is.
And she is no where near ANS in terms of natural beauty and business smarts.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/20/2012|
Anna Nicole Smith was often in on the joke, and she was nowhere near the train wreck that Stodden is.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/20/2012|
Psycho bitch, yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/21/2012|
My Cat eats that cat food. I'm changing brands.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/21/2012|
I love the litterbox scene, roflmao!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/22/2012|
Nothing like lucite heels in a litter box R12. It does look like some weird fetish video.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/22/2012|
So do we think she was really eating that cat food?
Cuz there's a brand of (human) cereal that's shaped kinda like similar, I think the lying cunt was eating that, instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/24/2012|
R1, she can't be 17. Her skin does not look 17 (granted, it could be all that tanning she does). Her idea of sexy is ripped straight out of the 90s, with that frosted lipstick and stupid arm band she always wears.
I wonder what internet detectives have been able to dig up on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/24/2012|
She's like one of those plastic blowup dolls where certain men think it's okay too do anything they want to them because her eyes are vacant, her mouth open, and there's no there there. Her parents sold her as a blowup doll and her husband is pimping his blowup doll for cash.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/24/2012|
Hmmm, that arm band is probably covering up a barbed wire tattoo [italic]a la[/italic] Pamela Anderson.
Or else a Celtic design.
Both are very, very 90's.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/24/2012|
[quote]I doubt she'll live to 30.
Most people believe she's ALREADY lived to 30!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/24/2012|
I was convinced she was lying about her age until I saw pictures of her without all that whore makeup on. Surprisingly, she does look 17. I still do NOT believe her tits are real, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/24/2012|
I would think that the press would catch on and report it if she was older. I remember reading somewhere that they had class photos of her in school to verify her age. I cannot imagine what you have to go through in life to look like that at 17.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/24/2012|
R20 must be a man.
I got news for you: in those bathtub pics, the whore is STILL wearing makeup!
Just not as much, and not as obviously.
But her skin is still waaay too smooth and flawless to be natural, and she's clearly wearing mascara and eyeliner.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/24/2012|
R22 I honestly don't care...that wasn't the point. My point was she does look 17 w/o all the whore makeup on.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/25/2012|
In a few of the bathtub photos you can see that she's already had fillers in her nasolabial area. There's a small dent like area on one side, which often happens not long after an injection, before it settles. Especially with someone who doesn't need any filler there, like her.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/25/2012|
Please. Anna Nicole had a naturally gorgeous face. Courtney isn't more than average pretty. She has nice legs, I'll give her that. Wish there was a real looker on that Couples Therapy show. Would be fun watching her struggle to be the center of attention. Nothing I love more than when a butterface is shown up by real beauty. Watching their freak outs and to imagine what they're telling themselves in those not so pretty heads fills me with glee.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/11/2012|
I wish I looked like this when I washed my car
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/20/2013|