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Courtney Stodden is the new Anna Nicole Smith

WTF is this?

by Anonymousreply 2603/20/2013

That's one of the saddest, most fucked up things I've ever seen.

It's like she's half a little girl playing at being a cat, and half doing her porno "sexy" schtick (equally a performance, of course).

All I see is a lost childhood circling the drain and a future of drugs and whoredom. I doubt she'll live to 30. She's an empty shell. Tragic.

To be a trainwreck this epic at 17 means that there's some adult who fucked her up really badly and who should be facing legal prosecution but isn't. Another tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 105/20/2012

What a comic genius! It's like watching Lucille Ball in Lucite heels.

by Anonymousreply 205/20/2012

Courtney without makeup. Lots of plastic surgery, utterly dead eyes.

by Anonymousreply 305/20/2012

Anderson on this Shauna Sands wanna-be. Very funny.

by Anonymousreply 405/20/2012

It's clearly a fetish video intended to appeal to Japanese businessmen.

by Anonymousreply 505/20/2012

Memory, all alone in the moonlight...

by Anonymousreply 605/20/2012

She has to be on adder all, and maybe coke.

by Anonymousreply 705/20/2012

I wonder how old she really is.

And she is no where near ANS in terms of natural beauty and business smarts.

by Anonymousreply 805/20/2012

Anna Nicole Smith was often in on the joke, and she was nowhere near the train wreck that Stodden is.

by Anonymousreply 905/20/2012

Psycho bitch, yuck.

by Anonymousreply 1005/21/2012

My Cat eats that cat food. I'm changing brands.

by Anonymousreply 1105/21/2012

I love the litterbox scene, roflmao!

by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2012

Nothing like lucite heels in a litter box R12. It does look like some weird fetish video.

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2012

So do we think she was really eating that cat food?

Cuz there's a brand of (human) cereal that's shaped kinda like similar, I think the lying cunt was eating that, instead.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2012

R1, she can't be 17. Her skin does not look 17 (granted, it could be all that tanning she does). Her idea of sexy is ripped straight out of the 90s, with that frosted lipstick and stupid arm band she always wears.

I wonder what internet detectives have been able to dig up on her.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2012

She's like one of those plastic blowup dolls where certain men think it's okay too do anything they want to them because her eyes are vacant, her mouth open, and there's no there there. Her parents sold her as a blowup doll and her husband is pimping his blowup doll for cash.

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2012

Too=to

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2012

Hmmm, that arm band is probably covering up a barbed wire tattoo [italic]a la[/italic] Pamela Anderson.

Or else a Celtic design.

Both are very, very 90's.

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2012

[quote]I doubt she'll live to 30.

Most people believe she's ALREADY lived to 30!

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2012

I was convinced she was lying about her age until I saw pictures of her without all that whore makeup on. Surprisingly, she does look 17. I still do NOT believe her tits are real, though.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2012

I would think that the press would catch on and report it if she was older. I remember reading somewhere that they had class photos of her in school to verify her age. I cannot imagine what you have to go through in life to look like that at 17.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2012

R20 must be a man.

I got news for you: in those bathtub pics, the whore is STILL wearing makeup!

Just not as much, and not as obviously.

But her skin is still waaay too smooth and flawless to be natural, and she's clearly wearing mascara and eyeliner.

by Anonymousreply 2205/25/2012

R22 I honestly don't care...that wasn't the point. My point was she does look 17 w/o all the whore makeup on.

by Anonymousreply 2305/25/2012

In a few of the bathtub photos you can see that she's already had fillers in her nasolabial area. There's a small dent like area on one side, which often happens not long after an injection, before it settles. Especially with someone who doesn't need any filler there, like her.

by Anonymousreply 2405/25/2012

Please. Anna Nicole had a naturally gorgeous face. Courtney isn't more than average pretty. She has nice legs, I'll give her that. Wish there was a real looker on that Couples Therapy show. Would be fun watching her struggle to be the center of attention. Nothing I love more than when a butterface is shown up by real beauty. Watching their freak outs and to imagine what they're telling themselves in those not so pretty heads fills me with glee.

by Anonymousreply 2510/11/2012

I wish I looked like this when I washed my car

by Anonymousreply 2603/20/2013
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