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You can fuck one character from GAME OF THRONES

Who would it be?

For me: Ser Jorah Mormont, khaleesi's hot blond daddy retainer in Essos.

by Anonymousreply 17005/21/2015

Joffrey.

by Anonymousreply 205/15/2012

I want to stick Peter Dinklage straight up my asshole.

by Anonymousreply 305/15/2012

Jaqen h'ghar naturally.

by Anonymousreply 405/15/2012

Sweet sweet Khal Drogo. Or that virgin John Snow if he can't be dead.

by Anonymousreply 505/15/2012

Sorry, OP. I would have to have an orgy with Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Jorah, Khal, Littfinger, Jaime, Benjen, Ned, Viserys, Tywin and the dude killing people for Arya.

by Anonymousreply 605/15/2012

I would fuck Robb Stark for sure, I have a huge crush on Richard Madden. Runner-up would be Renly-Genthin Anthony.

by Anonymousreply 705/15/2012

Definitely Jaquen! I also wouldn't mind a 3some with Robb Stark and Jon Snow.

by Anonymousreply 805/15/2012

Jon Snow if I were only allowed one.

But Renley would be a close second. Pre-death of course.

by Anonymousreply 905/15/2012

Are you fucking kidding? Jon "beer can penis" Snow!

Kit is a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 1005/15/2012

Cersei. But I would hate myself afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 1105/15/2012

Jon's sexiness has kind of disappeared this season -- the storyline isn't really giving him much to do but glower and look cold. I'm looking forward to next season, when we should be seeing him wearing considerably less.

by Anonymousreply 1205/15/2012

Tyrion Lannister

by Anonymousreply 1305/15/2012

Doesn't anyone find Littlefinger fuckable?

by Anonymousreply 1405/15/2012

Actually r14, I would do him. I do think the actor was hotter as the philandering crooked mayor in THE WIRE.

by Anonymousreply 1505/15/2012

I love Jaime, Ser Joah, Jon Snow and Rob Stark. Blonds front and center please.

by Anonymousreply 1605/15/2012

Cersei.

by Anonymousreply 1705/15/2012

Littlefinger. But I'd keep remembering that the actor, Aiden Gillen, played Stuart Jones in the original Queer as Folk.

by Anonymousreply 1805/15/2012

Everyone seems to wanna nail Renly. I don't see the appeal.

by Anonymousreply 1905/15/2012

Khal Drogo, perhaps the Sean Bean character. Maybe the evil Cersei as well.

by Anonymousreply 2005/15/2012

Jon Snow

by Anonymousreply 2105/15/2012

Sean Bean. Definitely.

by Anonymousreply 2305/15/2012

Cesare

by Anonymousreply 2405/15/2012

Is Cesare the "dance" master? I'd do the dance master too.

by Anonymousreply 2505/15/2012

A threesome with Bran Stark and Brienne

by Anonymousreply 2605/15/2012

R19 Renly this season was hot as hell. It just clicked with me this season. He's second in line to Jon Snow though. He's so pretty, i want him to have my babies.

by Anonymousreply 2705/15/2012

ROBB STARK

by Anonymousreply 2805/15/2012

Oh, let’s not forget Robert Baratheon’s hot bastard child Gendry. Oh hell yeah! I would do that in a minute, especially with him all oily and sweaty from banging out horseshoes all day.

by Anonymousreply 2905/18/2012

Fuck yeah Kit Harington:

by Anonymousreply 3005/20/2012

Jamie "Kingslayer" Lannister. I'd do Renley and Littlefinger, too. And Jon Snow. And Drogo.

by Anonymousreply 3105/20/2012

Another vote for Jaime. I've had the hots for NCW since he played the hot cop who never aged on "New Amsterdam".

by Anonymousreply 3205/20/2012

John Snow and Ned Stark

by Anonymousreply 3305/20/2012

That sex scene with Robb Stark was hot... I want him to fuck me the way he was fucking that noble bitch

by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2012

khal

by Anonymousreply 3505/22/2012

This guy:

by Anonymousreply 3605/22/2012

Nerds.

by Anonymousreply 3705/23/2012

Cersei I have a thing for Lena Headey hehe

by Anonymousreply 3805/27/2012

I'm a red blooded gay man, so of course I'll ahave to go with Khaleesi Daenarys Targaryan.

by Anonymousreply 3905/27/2012

Cersei she looks delicious

by Anonymousreply 4005/27/2012

r39, you can just refer to her as "khaleesi."

by Anonymousreply 4105/27/2012

I would sit on this.

by Anonymousreply 4205/27/2012

In this link, pictures of Jon Snow vs. Robb Stark dressed in suits as seen in Esquire magazine:

by Anonymousreply 4305/27/2012

Theon, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 4405/27/2012

Who is that, R42? Rob Stark? or someone else?

by Anonymousreply 4505/27/2012

It's the Kingslayer Jaime Lannister, aka Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

by Anonymousreply 4605/27/2012

Sansa she looks fresh and yummy:)

by Anonymousreply 4705/27/2012

You may remember Littlefinger from the original UK Queer as Folk

by Anonymousreply 4805/27/2012

And r48 you may remember that being pointed out on the first page.

by Anonymousreply 4905/27/2012

hodor, definitelly

by Anonymousreply 5006/11/2013

Iwan Rheon in or out of character

by Anonymousreply 5106/11/2013

Renly Baratheon

Rob Stark

(why do the guys I like always die?)

by Anonymousreply 5206/11/2013

Gendry. Poor boy deserves a good time after having Melisandre put leeches on his dick.

by Anonymousreply 5306/11/2013

Podrick. J/K. I, too, would LOVE Jaimie "Kingslayer" Lannister plowing my ass.

by Anonymousreply 5406/11/2013

Robb Stark,

and it would be better than this.

by Anonymousreply 5506/11/2013

Podrick - I want to know what all the whores were so excited about

by Anonymousreply 5606/11/2013

Grey Worm

by Anonymousreply 5706/11/2013

Reek!

by Anonymousreply 5806/11/2013

In order:

1. Jojen Reed (no perv comments; the actor's 21!)

2. Gendry

3. Grey Worm

by Anonymousreply 5906/11/2013

No question Jon Snow but Robb will always have a place in my heart..

Why are two characters that are bastard children called Snow?

by Anonymousreply 6006/11/2013

R60 - because if you are a bastard born in a particular geographical region, get the last name associated with that region. Snow, stone, storm, etc. Snow is the name bastards from the north are given.

by Anonymousreply 6106/11/2013

Robb Stark Gendry

by Anonymousreply 6206/11/2013

First choice: Gendry. He's sweet and sexy and funny and he has the most beautiful blue eyes. And he's the type who would make you breakfast in the morning. Strawberries and porridge, but still. Second choice: Jon Snow. What he lacks in experience he makes up for in imagination. And when he lowers his voice and speaks in that Cockney accent, he almost makes me forget that he has better hair than I do. Third choice: Tyrion. After a frisky romp, he'd order in Chinese and we would eat in bed, watching Woody Allen's Manhattan, and he would entertain me by imitating all the characters. And he kills. Slutty one night stand: Bronn, obviously. Wouldn't kick him out of the cave hot tub: Tormund Giantsbane. Hot Daddy fantasy: Tywin Lannister. I would have gone with Ser Jorah, but he only has eyes for Khaleesi. Lowborns and those with low self-esteem and body issues should probably forget about the Lion of Casterly Rock. I'd do him in a Kings Landing minute if he only had the bits: Lord Varys:)

by Anonymousreply 6306/11/2013

That's who you would fuck, but who would you MARRY?!

by Anonymousreply 6406/11/2013

The male whore who bedded Loras for Littlefinger.

by Anonymousreply 6506/11/2013

I kinda like Ser Davos. He just seems so decent.

by Anonymousreply 6606/11/2013

Good choice, r65. He would be my Grindr hook up. Bed him and forget him. Of course, I would have to go to the gym for a few months. Guys who look like that want a mirror image, and at the moment, I'm in my Ugly Stepsister period.

by Anonymousreply 6706/11/2013

1. Eddard fucking Stark 2. Jamie Lannister 3. Sir Jorah 4. Roose Bolton 5. if I am feeling like being abused, Tywin Lannister

by Anonymousreply 6806/11/2013

With all the 0% body fat extremism on this site, I'm surprised no one has said white walkers.

by Anonymousreply 6906/11/2013

I was going to say Theon Greyjoy.

by Anonymousreply 7006/11/2013

The character I'd most want to fuck would be Jorah Mormont. But the actor I'd most want to fuck would be Aidan Gillen (Littlefinger). ian Glen (Jorah) would be a close second.

by Anonymousreply 7106/11/2013

None of them are really hot, but I guess Alfie & Joffrey are the best of the lot.

by Anonymousreply 7206/11/2013

Many of the men are good looking on this show, but I find Jaime the sexiest.

by Anonymousreply 7306/11/2013

Theon Greyjoy? He has the type of face bags were made for.

Some of you need your eyes checked.

by Anonymousreply 7406/11/2013

Ramsey

by Anonymousreply 7506/11/2013

Oh come on r74, he has sort of a younger Mick Jagger look. Not so bad.

by Anonymousreply 7606/11/2013

Jon Snow, Jaime, Jorah ( I like his voice), Robb Stark

by Anonymousreply 7706/11/2013

Theon Greyjoy. ugly hot with a huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 7806/11/2013

[quote] Theon Greyjoy. ugly hot with a huge dick.

Not anymore.....I took away his favorite toy.

by Anonymousreply 7906/11/2013

I used to think Sean Bean was hot about ten years ago. Then I saw photos of him naked in a shower scene from some movie, I think it was a military barracks because it was one of those group showers.

Anyway, he has a teeeensy penis. It's not at all impressive. It cannot be longer than a finger. You decide which one. And it is by no means thick.

I wonder if his penis anxiety has caused him to be an alcoholic who slaps women around. He is on his fifth or sixth wife. They never stay long. He also smokes so much, he probably is suffering from COPD, because his coloring is terrible, and he looks drawn and fatigued. Poor Sean. I just cannot summon my long ago attraction for him.

Having said that, I would definitely do Jamie Lannister, Jon Snow, Gendry, and Ja'gen/Tom the Assassin. But honestly I'd consider Mance Rayder. I always liked Ciaran Hinds. I wish they'd find a place in this saga for James Purefoy. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 8006/11/2013

GGrrrrrrrr

P.S. The late King of the North

by Anonymousreply 8106/11/2013

Based on events in the story: Podrick.

by Anonymousreply 8206/11/2013

Jamie, Jorah, or Daario

by Anonymousreply 8306/11/2013

Drogo, Renly, Hodor, Varys. Yes, you read the last two names correctly.

by Anonymousreply 8406/11/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 8606/11/2013

Why do so few people ignore Loras Tyrell? Renley is dead, but my Knight of the Flowers lives.

by Anonymousreply 8706/11/2013

Peter Dinkledge is the only actor on the show, who I'm interested in.

by Anonymousreply 8806/11/2013

I'm greedy R85!

I'll take Jamie if you're only going to let me have one

by Anonymousreply 8906/11/2013

Rob Stark

But, he dead. Oh Em Gee. He SO dead

by Anonymousreply 9006/11/2013

We're not idiots. We understood the question. It's just that the men of GoT are like Lays potato chips. You can't eat just ONE. Oh, and you're not the boss of me.

by Anonymousreply 9106/12/2013

The guy torturing Theon.

by Anonymousreply 9206/12/2013

Jaqen H'ghar played by Tom Wlaschiha, born in Germany. you know you want his uncut peen too!

Is he family?

by Anonymousreply 9306/12/2013

I want to be gangbanged by the direwolves. Sorry, but I can't decide on which ONE direwolf.

by Anonymousreply 9406/12/2013

I definitely would fuck Jon Snow, even though he is one of those hot guys who look better with clothes on than without.

by Anonymousreply 9506/12/2013

Joffrey, Bran in three more years...I like them young.

by Anonymousreply 9606/12/2013

Really, r95? I remember a scene in Season 1 where the Stark boys are getting ready for the King's visit and Jon has his shirt off. He looked better than Madden and Alfie/Theon. I remember that scene because for the past two years he's been hidden under the Crow and Wildling garb. We really don't see much of him in the cave hot tub scene in season 3. I could have done without seeing Ygritte's pale bony back, flat chest and flabby ass and more of naked Jon.

by Anonymousreply 9706/12/2013

All right, R97, I'll concede his body is nice enough, albeit on the skinny-ass side.

by Anonymousreply 9806/12/2013

Daario Naharis/Ed Skrein

by Anonymousreply 9906/12/2013

Another for Irwan Rheon.

Love him in this clip:

by Anonymousreply 10006/12/2013

Anyone attracted to Ramsey has got to be a submissive FFS. There is nothing good looking or sexy about him.

by Anonymousreply 10206/12/2013

Actor: Jaime. TV character: Jaqen. Book character: the Hound.

by Anonymousreply 10306/12/2013

r101, please stop embarrassing your pathetic envious old self.

by Anonymousreply 10406/12/2013

Ros, the red haired whore. RIP Ros, you hottie.

by Anonymousreply 10506/12/2013

Richard Dormer, the Northern Irish actor who now portrays Beric Dondarrion, has the sexiest voice.

And underneath all the Beric makeup, he ain't half bad.

Ser Jorah is a hottie...love his voice too. Iain Glen is the actor.

by Anonymousreply 10606/12/2013

Finn Jones (Loras Tyrell). I like the blond pretty boys.

by Anonymousreply 10706/12/2013

Daario Naharis!

by Anonymousreply 10806/12/2013

pedophilia(generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnosis criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13)

Real-life Joffrey is 21, Bran will be 17 in 3 years...so suck it @101.

by Anonymousreply 10906/12/2013

"so and so will be 17 in three years" => a statutory rape defense that I LOVE!

by Anonymousreply 11006/12/2013

Hogar!

by Anonymousreply 11106/12/2013

Is that his real name? Kit Harrington?

by Anonymousreply 11206/12/2013

Has anyone mentioned Walder Frey yet? You just know his bod would be all grisly and he'd have the sexiest halitosis.

by Anonymousreply 11306/12/2013

[quote]Anyone attracted to Ramsey has got to be a submissive FFS. There is nothing good looking or sexy about him.

In real life, he's cute in a fun, peculiar way. Very good actor, too.

by Anonymousreply 11406/12/2013

I mean Hodar!

by Anonymousreply 11506/12/2013

I've heard he is wonderful in Misfits. In this show,however, he's repulsive. I agree that the acting is good.

by Anonymousreply 11606/12/2013

And he's got a cute little ass.

by Anonymousreply 11706/12/2013

Ramsay is cuuute!

Fucking psycho, obviously, but still cute.

My picks: Jon Snow, Ser Jorah, Jaqen H'gar, Tyrion, Jaime, The Hound, and Hodor.

In order, so the biggest dick is last, yummm!

by Anonymousreply 11806/12/2013

R96 is not a pedophile, he's a PEDERAST.

Not nearly as evil, but still gross and illegal.

by Anonymousreply 11906/12/2013

little r117? I'd hate to see the elephant butt you'd consider average.

by Anonymousreply 12006/12/2013

@119, not defend 96, but 17 is the age of consent in many states.

by Anonymousreply 12206/12/2013

Richard Madden/Robb Stark (don't care that he's no longer on the show), definitely the hottest on that show for me.

Iwan Rheon reminds me of Skippy from Family Ties. A psycho version of Skippy at that. He'd be last on my list. I read that description of him somewhere and it is so true.

by Anonymousreply 12306/12/2013

R60, bastards are given the last name of the region they (or their fathers are from). Roose Bolton and Ned Stark are from the North, so the bastards last name is Snow. Gendry is from the south and I believe his last name on the show is Waters. There are bastard characters in the books, not introduced yet on the show with the last name of Stone and Storm.

by Anonymousreply 12406/12/2013

JASON MOMOA, HANDS-DOWN

by Anonymousreply 12506/12/2013

Samwell

by Anonymousreply 12606/12/2013

I wondered when the Chubby Chasers were going to weigh in about Samwell:) Sam is cute but I can't figure out if he really is that fat under the Crow costume or if they have padded him out. At times, when he is shot at a distance, he looks and waddles like The Penguin. I liked his scene in the last episode where he makes it quite clear that his loyalty to the Night's Watch is unwavering and unsullied and that it is his understanding that the oath includes keeping even innocent Wildlings like Gilly and her baby safe. In other words, he's not about to let anyone harm them, for what ever reason. Sam's finally grown a pair.

by Anonymousreply 12706/12/2013

Bastard Surnames of Westeros

The North - Snow

The Riverlands - Rivers

The Vale - Stone

The Westerlands - Hill

The Reach - Flowers

The Iron Islands - Pyke

The Stormlands - Storm

Dorne - Sand

The Crownlands - Waters

by Anonymousreply 12806/12/2013

[quote]Peter Dinkledge is the only actor on the show, who I'm interested in.

Imagine how happy he must be to have someone looking up to him.

by Anonymousreply 12906/13/2013

umm, podrick, he of the magic penis. thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 13006/13/2013

Without spoiling it, can anyone tell us if we ever learn what's so special about Podrick in the sack? Is it just a running gag? Or something invented for the TV show?

by Anonymousreply 13106/13/2013

I'm wondering that, too, r131. Podrick seems borderline retarded, but the ladies LOVE him! Does he have a magic dick that makes them cum multiple times? Does he know how to expertly munch a muff?

by Anonymousreply 13206/13/2013

It was just some "humor" the showrunners added, nothing from the book.. Personally I thought it was idiotic as hell they did a .stupid so.good whores won't take money running gag.

Anyway, Iwan Rheon who plays Ramsay is very fuckable. But my.answer will always be Richard Madden/Robb Stark, would kill for a roll in the sack with him.

by Anonymousreply 13306/13/2013

Poddrick's abilities were not part of the book, iirc.

by Anonymousreply 13406/13/2013

Now that Robb is dead, I have transferred my allegiance to Jamie. Sorry. I was all hot for Jon Snow in season one, and part of two, and then switched to Robb, and now, unless Jon Snow really brings it, I am over him. I am over Kit Harrington too. He's just a one note actor playing a pouty, one note character.

Mind, I'm not necessarily talking about favorite characters, but strictly about the sex part.

by Anonymousreply 13506/13/2013

NED STARK- character - power- all man- the rest are just playing Ned Stark.

by Anonymousreply 13606/13/2013

Joffrey.

by Anonymousreply 13706/13/2013

Sorry, but if you want to have sex with Joffrey, Ramsey, Roose Bolton, Viserys, Littlefinger or Walder Frey, you were a fan of the prison rape scenes in Oz. What a gaggle of sick fucks.

by Anonymousreply 13806/14/2013

R138 doesn't understand the difference between fiction and reality or physical attraction from personality. How quaint.

by Anonymousreply 13906/14/2013

No, r139. I don't have a death wish. And I have better taste in men than you, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 14006/14/2013

Death wish?! Lol. Way to completely prove my point about not being able to separate fiction from reality.

Ramsay can't hurt you, he is just a character played by Iwan Rheon who yes I would totally sleep with, been a fan of. hoim since Misfits.

by Anonymousreply 14106/14/2013

@138. Please tell me you are joking.

by Anonymousreply 14206/14/2013

Is this a TV show or something, or a romance novel series? Anyway, it sure sounds stupid.

by Anonymousreply 14306/14/2013

Oh, dear! I poked the Iwan Rheon troll with a stick and made it angry. Iwan Rheon looks like one of those nasty, buck-toothed Faeries on True Blood. I wouldn't fuck him or the CHARACTER of Ramsey with Theon's shriveled dick.

by Anonymousreply 14406/14/2013

Agree that Ramsey is the least physically attractive man under 60 on the show. I would do Hodor or Sam before that guy.

by Anonymousreply 14506/14/2013

It seems ironic that almost no one here is attracted to Loras or Renly.

by Anonymousreply 14606/14/2013

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. I've wanted to fuck him since New Amsterdam.

by Anonymousreply 14706/14/2013

R146, I'll raise my hand. Renly gets my vote. Unbelievably hot.

by Anonymousreply 14806/14/2013

Finn Jones seems like a nice guy but he doesn't really do anything for me, which is funny since his character is supposed to be ridiculously gorgeous.

I think Genthin Anthony who plays Renly is quite good looking tho he doesn't match the book description of the character either.

Really based on the books Renly/Loras should have been a ridiculously hot couple, oh well, can tell the people who run the show are straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 14906/14/2013

I'll wait to see who they cast as the Red Viper, Ser Oberyn Martell.

Aside from him, it would have to be Khal Drogo. I'll let him fuck me from dusk to dawn as long as he let me eat that beautiful ass for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 15006/14/2013

Funny article--"The Names Of "Game Of Thrones" Characters According To Someone’s DaL-- Ah yes, there’s Bastard Kid, Blonde Lady, One-Eyed Jack and King Of The Guys."

by Anonymousreply 15106/15/2013

Someone's DAD! Sorry!

by Anonymousreply 15206/15/2013

Rory McCann a/k/a "The Hound" in a sexy Scottish ad for porridge. You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 15306/15/2013

In order: Bran Stark (okay, I'm about the same age as him so no pedo comments pls), Lancel Lannister, Gendry, Daario Naharis, Jon Snow, Loras Tyrell, Joffrey Baratheon, & Jojen Reed

I wonder who will get cast as Aegon Targaryen (Young Griff) and Edric Storm. There's another two that I'd like to fuck (and marry). :p

by Anonymousreply 15406/20/2013

Ja'qen H'ghar

by Anonymousreply 15506/21/2013

Tyrion. Always wanted to fuck a midget. If there's any gay midget escorts out there, they must be rolling in all the money they're pulling in.

by Anonymousreply 15606/21/2013

R156, I believe Tyrion is a dwarf, not a midget.

by Anonymousreply 15706/21/2013

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

"Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor" "Hodor?" "Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor."

Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor. "Hodor!" "Hodor Hodor Hodor!" Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.

by Anonymousreply 15806/21/2013

Ser Jorah, Jon Snow

by Anonymousreply 15911/11/2013

R154 I'm 99% sure that Edric Storm will not be included in the tv show. They gave his story to Gendry. Aegon won't show up until season 5.

by Anonymousreply 16011/11/2013

Gethin Anthony, who played Renly Baratheon. He looks like he'd enjoy a hot fuck with another guy.

by Anonymousreply 16111/11/2013

There are so many hot guys on this show, it's hard to choose one. I would have said Robb Stark. I love RM's voice and the character's self confidence, even if it ultimately led to his downfall. Since he is now gone, I would say Jon Snow. I just wish he'd develop/convey a bit more personality.

by Anonymousreply 16201/21/2014

Jon Snow

by Anonymousreply 16301/21/2014

Tywin Lannister! Of course he'd hunt me down and kill me afterwards, because he could never let his highly moral image be besmirched. and I'd never be able to escape his minions, because he's the most intelligent man in Westeros and the best manager, if he wants to get something done - it gets done.

But damn. If power is an aphrodisiac, then power coupled with high intelligence, good looks, and sheer charisma is really, really sexy.

by Anonymousreply 16401/21/2014

Rob, Kit, Jamie in that order.

by Anonymousreply 16501/21/2014

Cersei and whoever Jason Mamoa played.

Preferably at the same time but I can compromise.

by Anonymousreply 16601/22/2014

I'm bumping to see just how crippled, bastard, and broken the fucking Datalounge is.

by Anonymousreply 16702/18/2014

If we can count the game characters, then Talia Forrester. If not then Myrcella Baratheon

by Anonymousreply 16803/11/2015

I'd certainly fuck Cersei!

by Anonymousreply 16905/21/2015

Has anyone said Tommen yet? He's pretty. Maybe a 3-way with him and Drogo. That would be a night to remember.

Otherwise, there are a lot of good choices, but cant remember all their names.

by Anonymousreply 17005/21/2015
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