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Eli Manning: Them's Childbearing Hips

Thoughts on the SNL host and New York Giants quarterback's body?

by Anonymousreply 5211/07/2013

I thought he was adorable.

by Anonymousreply 105/12/2012

He looks great in clothes.

by Anonymousreply 205/12/2012

More pics?

by Anonymousreply 305/12/2012

R3, there are some more from his SNL appearance at this thread on

by Anonymousreply 405/12/2012

Was it Eli or Peyton who had a b/f in college?

by Anonymousreply 505/12/2012

I think he's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 605/12/2012

He knew his lines, which is more than you can say for some fame-whore convict "actresses."

by Anonymousreply 705/12/2012

In a word...DAMN

by Anonymousreply 805/12/2012

I found the courtroom "That banana is bigger than my penis" skit to be hilarious, too. I don't think Eli is hung, but with an ass like that, it don't matta!

by Anonymousreply 905/12/2012

Thanks for the pic, R8.

An ass to get lost in, fer shure.

by Anonymousreply 1005/12/2012

At R8 I see those hips, moobs, and a bulge.

And yet I have a boner now ... Weird!

by Anonymousreply 1105/12/2012

Eli is a lot better looking than his brother, however, he has gay ankles.

by Anonymousreply 1205/12/2012

Some dude with a great big 9-incher just HAS to be plugging away at that ass. It would be a crime if there wasn't. Can you imagine what it looks like in a jock strap?

by Anonymousreply 1305/12/2012

Peyton Manning looks like a big toe

by Anonymousreply 1405/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 1505/13/2012

I love that photo, OP! Where did you find it, can I use it as my Wallpaper?

by Anonymousreply 1605/13/2012

I like his hips, moobs and ass.

by Anonymousreply 1705/13/2012

It's interesting to note the trim appearance of quaterbacks Eli Manning and Tom Brady compared to the thick waisted fit-fat of Tim Tebow. Both Manning and Brady move fast and get their ball on target while Tebow lumbers along and often can't get the ball in the right place.

by Anonymousreply 1805/13/2012

He's very good looking. I don't know how long ago this shot was taken. He looks average here.

by Anonymousreply 1905/13/2012


by Anonymousreply 2005/30/2012

Eli Manning is a good-looking guy. His brother, not so good.

by Anonymousreply 2105/30/2012

Doughy Eli.

by Anonymousreply 2206/27/2012

Doughy my ass! More cushion for the pushin'!

by Anonymousreply 2306/27/2012

Peyton manning looks like a big toe

by Anonymousreply 2406/28/2012

How about Eli, R24?

by Anonymousreply 2506/29/2012

would someone please answer the question about which one had a bf in college?

by Anonymousreply 2606/29/2012

Not Peyton. He was a major pussy hound.

by Anonymousreply 2706/29/2012

[quote]Peyton manning looks like a big toe

Oh my God, he really does

by Anonymousreply 2806/30/2012

Would love to be fucked by that big toe

by Anonymousreply 2906/30/2012

The resemblance is uncanny. To a toe that is.

How does Eli compare to Drew Brees in looks?

by Anonymousreply 3007/01/2012

[quote]How does Eli compare to Drew Brees in looks?

Not sure about looks, but both of them have asses that you could balance two drinks on.

by Anonymousreply 3107/04/2012

Love me some Eli! He's always been my favorite since he came into the NFL. I like the fact that he's not overbulked like alot of players. Even though Peyton technically has the better build, I'd still rather drool over Eli.

by Anonymousreply 3207/04/2012

Eli has those jug ears and that "aw shucks" look about him. Plus his two Superbowl wins make him all the more hotter.

by Anonymousreply 3307/04/2012

Compare and contrast Drew Brees' and Eli's asses.

by Anonymousreply 3407/05/2012

I think Eli may be a little hippier, but they both have bubble butts.

by Anonymousreply 3507/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 3607/05/2012

It would be cool if Eli and Tebow had sex.

by Anonymousreply 3711/26/2012

"Broad in the beam" can work for SOME guys.

by Anonymousreply 3811/27/2012


I think he's tremendous

by Anonymousreply 3911/27/2012

Are his hips and/or ass feminine looking?

by Anonymousreply 4011/27/2012

Mama would snack on that ass for HOURS.

by Anonymousreply 4111/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 4211/27/2012

I love a white boy with a DONK.

by Anonymousreply 4311/27/2012

I seriously would drink this man's cum!

by Anonymousreply 4411/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 4511/27/2012

I love the chubbiness.

I hope he's not a Republican like his brother.

by Anonymousreply 4611/27/2012

I don't think he's chubby.

by Anonymousreply 4711/28/2012

I would pay him to squat naked over my face and let me go to work.

by Anonymousreply 4811/28/2012

R48 = Peyton

by Anonymousreply 4911/07/2013

Real football (soccer) and hockey players are much more beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 5011/07/2013

"very good-looking"? WTF! He's so not hot. Another AWG alert!

by Anonymousreply 5111/07/2013

I find a lot of AWGs hot, but the Manning brothers are not among them.

by Anonymousreply 5211/07/2013
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