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The Gorgas sell their mansion

Love the pic of modern leather sofas mixed with faux antiques. Gag.

by Anonymousreply 5411/10/2012

The decor, such as it is, is butt ugly. Someone's idea of classy.

by Anonymousreply 105/09/2012

Not slaves to the classical orders, these Gorgas, whoever they are.

by Anonymousreply 205/09/2012

I guess they've already packed their collection of great literature.

by Anonymousreply 305/09/2012

Prostitution WHORE!!!

by Anonymousreply 405/09/2012

Oil money?

Sultans of swank.

by Anonymousreply 505/09/2012

Uh oh...this can't be good. Their OTHER shore home is for sale also.

Bankruptcy must be closing on on them.

by Anonymousreply 605/09/2012


by Anonymousreply 705/09/2012

We always pay our bills!!

by Anonymousreply 805/09/2012

I want a full investigation into how TRASH can afford this house.

by Anonymousreply 905/09/2012

Why do the most tasteless among us always try to imitate Versailles?

by Anonymousreply 1005/09/2012

I'm pretty sure it goes something like this: enormous interest-only loan taken to build the house (about $2 million). Unable to sell when completed, so Gorga moved in. The interest-only portion is about to expire and they have to start paying back principal, which they are in absolutely no position to do.

The next phase of this is finding out that not much of the original loan even went into building the house and instead went to Melissa's shoe collection and "gawjiss" "gold" statues. I think they are asking $4m, but I'm guessing the real value is around $1m or less.

The whole lot of them are living off of debt and outright fraud. It's all pretty obvious when you watch the shows. They have no education and no jobs. They have all day to sit around and manufacture tv-ready drama. Yet they have these incredibly lavish, tacky, and expensive lifestyles. The amazing thing is how long they are able to get away with flaunting their "wealth".

Makes me feel like a sucker for having a job and paying my bills.

by Anonymousreply 1105/09/2012

That's a classy place

by Anonymousreply 1205/09/2012

Holy fucking shit. The Gorga trash...well the Gorga trash is better than the actual Gorgas. Worth more too.l

by Anonymousreply 1305/09/2012

[quote]Makes me feel like a sucker for having a job and paying my bills.

Me, too, r11.

And WHY would anyone want to live in a place like that? Just to show they can?

It doesn't even look inviting.

by Anonymousreply 1405/09/2012

"Versailles by The Meadowlands"!

by Anonymousreply 1505/09/2012

The official story about the sale of these properties is hilarious:

"the house is back on the market because the couple is planning a move to Los Angeles so Melissa Gorga can pursue her singing career."

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2012

good thing you didn't invite our tasteful friends to look.

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2012

[quote]I want a full investigation into how TRASH can afford this house.

I wunna look too close if were you. Just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 1805/09/2012

Omg! Their summer home is 5 minutes from me! Gotta go do a look see!

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2012

[quote]Rumor has it that the family may be decamping to Los Angeles to pursue Melissa’s singing career.

Oh, dear. She's in for a disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 2005/09/2012

Theres been a LOT of Gorgasms that happened at both them houses!

by Anonymousreply 2105/09/2012

No mention of, or photo of, the infamous recording studio that Joe built for her.

by Anonymousreply 2205/10/2012

Pursue her singing career??? Yeah she better start pursuing it cause I think it left years ago. She is a no-talent, trashy floozy. I didn't see any pictures of that recording studio her husband built for her in the basement or something.

by Anonymousreply 2305/10/2012

OMG, Melissa is so delugional.

by Anonymousreply 2405/10/2012

Actually -- Joe is, successful he owns several commercial buildings and properties. He has a net worth of 15-20 million. That is in the plus side not the -11 million his sister and her hubby have lol.

by Anonymousreply 2505/10/2012

Oh Caroline at r25, go scratch! You know that's totally not true.

by Anonymousreply 2605/10/2012

[quote]Actually -- Joe is, successful he owns several commercial buildings and properties. He has a net worth of 15-20 million.

Best laugh of the day!

by Anonymousreply 2705/10/2012

How very apropos that there are no books on the bookshelves.

by Anonymousreply 2805/10/2012

r25 forgot to add "Indian rupees" after the 15-20 million.

by Anonymousreply 2905/10/2012

R13 that site insane!

by Anonymousreply 3005/10/2012

Oh please at the superior taste queens on this site.

That house is beautiful and you all wish you could live in it.

by Anonymousreply 3105/10/2012

No, the house is not beautiful. It is a gargantuan tacky mess. I'm not sure that any 13 thousand square foot could be beautiful. The problem with a house that size is that it is not about the house at all-- it can't be-- it's about the owner.

I would not want a house that size because of what it would say about me (showoff, egotist, poser, insecure, jerk). And if for some reason I DID live in a place like that, the furniture, the art, and the decor would be far more minimalist.

Also, I would have books in the library.

by Anonymousreply 3205/10/2012

Really, I had no idea that Joe Gorga's penis was THAT small.

by Anonymousreply 3305/10/2012

It's amazing how this is more common than not. I have customers that drive luxury cars, live at apartments with door men, and wear the most expensive clothes.

However, you'd be surprised how often than not their credit cards decline or they look for loose change to pay for their shit.

People that need to scream they're rich, are most likely not. They may make six or even seven figures, but live from paycheck to paycheck without a cent.

by Anonymousreply 3405/10/2012

Those who post anonymous replies hide behind jealousy.. If you say what you mean, then say who you are!

by Anonymousreply 3510/12/2012

so did the Gorgas ever move to LA?

by Anonymousreply 3610/12/2012

Yous people are the ones with no class, they faucets is Moen, MOEN man, what kinda shit you have? thats right.

by Anonymousreply 3710/12/2012

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by Anonymousreply 3810/12/2012

Looks like the "mansion" was botoxed

by Anonymousreply 3910/12/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4010/12/2012

It is a beautiful house. I'll be curious to see what they move into. I would love to sleep in the masterbedroom 1 night, knowing that Joe Gorga has probably ejaculated all over the room...yum he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 4110/13/2012

What an ugly property. I started to get a headache just from looking at the photos. Can't imagine actually living in such a tacky cluster-fuck of a house. What do you call that design? White trash Euro-trash? Tasteless people with too much credit to spend.

by Anonymousreply 4210/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4310/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4410/13/2012

Joe Giudice is having an affair with Cyndy Garvey.

by Anonymousreply 4510/15/2012

Holy crap, that is NASTY. I don't think there's any remodelling or improvement in furnishings that could save that monstosity from being ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 4610/15/2012

I doubt any of these Jersey folks pay their bills.

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2012

Where will my Costco imported room decorations and furniture go now?

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2012

r38, r40, r44 is a disturbing pedophile troll

by Anonymousreply 4910/15/2012

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by Anonymousreply 5010/15/2012

[quote]Gia Giudice sucking dick is a common, universal running joke on DL.

No, not really.

by Anonymousreply 5110/15/2012

I want to suck Joe Gorga's cock in the worst way. Does that make me a bad person?

by Anonymousreply 5211/10/2012

No. Bumping your own stupid thread after it was long dead and forgotten? Yeah that makes you an a bad person.

Let it go. Find other threads. Move on with your life, ok?

by Anonymousreply 5311/10/2012

Ginzo peasants with cash. If it wasn't so funny, it would be down right tragic. Thanks for the laugh.

by Anonymousreply 5411/10/2012
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