The king of bad '70s/'80s cinema ("Sssssss", "Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf", "Yor: Hunter from the Future"...). He was great as the loveable doof/hulking lug in several films.
WEHT Reb Brown
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/07/2012|
Hot - so hot. He was a blonde God, body wise, but had a boy next door face. Combo was irrestible.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/08/2012|
Was that the guy in Flash Gordon with the Queen music?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/08/2012|
Never hotter than when he starred as Flint McLarge Huge in Space Mutiny.
Fast forward to the 25 minute mark for Reb's opening scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/08/2012|
YES to everything you said R1.
He broke my heart in the scene from "Strike Commando"
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|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/08/2012|
Just saw a recent interview on You Tube- he's an old guy now, but when I saw he's 65, thought he looks great for that age.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/08/2012|
Nope, that was Sam Jones, R2--another bleached blonde himbo.
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Going back even farther, WEHT John Calvin ? Last time I saw him was playing Michael Ontkean's BF, at the end of " Making Love". Beautiful, big, blonde hunk, with an amazing body. Also rumored to be gay, and carrying one of Hollywood's biggest dicks, between his legs.
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Reb was SO HOT in "Yor..." The movie is cheesey beyond belief, and the only reason I was ever able to sit through it was Reb. He's in this barely-there loincloth for the entire movie, and there are times when if he jumps just high enough, and the camera is situated in just the right position, that you can see his full ass. I don't think he wore anything under thant loincloth, and if he did it was a very skimpy thong.
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INDB says last acting Calvin did was a TV show in 1995 - thats 17 years ago, so my guess is he left the business. He would be 65 now too.
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Reb's shower/death scene from "Sssss". This is fap material to the nth power. The tightie whities, the blurr-but-still-visible sight of his big, beefy naked ass from behind the shower curtain, the massive naked thigh at the end. YUM!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/08/2012|
I remember John Calvin, in a leopard thong, in that horrible movie "Back To The Beach" . Cute.
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|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/08/2012|
God movies were cheesy back then
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Urban Dictionary definition:
Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.
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|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/28/2012|
Reb fell in love with and married his leading lady in 'Space Mutiny'. That on screen chemistry is all real.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/28/2012|
Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw, R18.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/28/2012|
RE 18 And it's always so cute to watch snarky, ignorant, assholes, who think nothing existed until they came along. Give it a few more years kid, and you'll wonder why Alex Pettyfer, Taylor Kitsch,& Tom Hardy, never became bigger stars, and you'll be shaking that empty, brain dead head of yours .
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/28/2012|
R18 couldn't do that R20 - he'd get brain damage.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/28/2012|
R21 and R22 for the win.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/28/2012|
In that clip from "Strike Commando" he looks old enough to be his own father. Weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/29/2012|
r20, you could have added "gently".
But of course that reference was WAY before r18's time.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/29/2012|
...and to add to r21's chorus: it's always so cute when silly little queens like r18 think they're pushing our buttons with that eldergay shit when all it does is reveal their own fear of ageing.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/29/2012|
[quote]I remember John Calvin, in a leopard thong, in that horrible movie "Back To The Beach" . Cute.
"Back To The Beach" is far from horrible. It was actually a nice little hit for Frankie & Annette.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/29/2012|
He was recently at the Chiller Autograph Show in NJ
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/29/2012|
I'd still do him R28! He's a big ol' hunky daddy now. I had never seen that Ssssss shower scene and it is super hot! Strother Martin... My God what a lucky actor to have played the doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/29/2012|
"Reb fell in love with and married his leading lady in 'Space Mutiny'. That on screen chemistry is all real."
Seriously?!? Wow - if so, that's fun to know! SPACE MUTINY is my favorite MST3K of all time...
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/29/2012|
I wonder if John Calvin was his real name or if he adopted part of porn icon Casey Donovan's real name as his own. Casey Donovan's real name was John Calvin Culver.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/29/2012|
Reb Brown as he looks today. Very hot looking Daddy at 63 years old. He still kept his "Figure."
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/29/2012|
Met him at Chiller. Obviously, he's kept himself in top condition. But I also found him to be quite personable and friendly.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/29/2012|
The KING of bad cinema? I think not.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/29/2012|
Reb always had that dumb blonde thing down pat. He does seem to be a super nice man, given the various Youtube clips I've seen of him being interviewed. And yeah, that "Sssss" shower scene is about a 10 on the jack-meter.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/29/2012|
OMG... Reb has morphed into Charles Napier (who I always liked, too, in a weird way.)
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