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WEHT Reb Brown

The king of bad '70s/'80s cinema ("Sssssss", "Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf", "Yor: Hunter from the Future"...). He was great as the loveable doof/hulking lug in several films.

by Anonymousreply 3810/07/2012

Hot - so hot. He was a blonde God, body wise, but had a boy next door face. Combo was irrestible.

by Anonymousreply 105/08/2012

Was that the guy in Flash Gordon with the Queen music?

by Anonymousreply 205/08/2012

Never hotter than when he starred as Flint McLarge Huge in Space Mutiny.

Fast forward to the 25 minute mark for Reb's opening scene.

by Anonymousreply 305/08/2012

YES to everything you said R1.

He broke my heart in the scene from "Strike Commando"

by Anonymousreply 405/08/2012

Another pic:

by Anonymousreply 505/08/2012

Just saw a recent interview on You Tube- he's an old guy now, but when I saw he's 65, thought he looks great for that age.

by Anonymousreply 605/08/2012

Nope, that was Sam Jones, R2--another bleached blonde himbo.

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by Anonymousreply 805/08/2012

Going back even farther, WEHT John Calvin ? Last time I saw him was playing Michael Ontkean's BF, at the end of " Making Love". Beautiful, big, blonde hunk, with an amazing body. Also rumored to be gay, and carrying one of Hollywood's biggest dicks, between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 905/08/2012

Reb was SO HOT in "Yor..." The movie is cheesey beyond belief, and the only reason I was ever able to sit through it was Reb. He's in this barely-there loincloth for the entire movie, and there are times when if he jumps just high enough, and the camera is situated in just the right position, that you can see his full ass. I don't think he wore anything under thant loincloth, and if he did it was a very skimpy thong.

by Anonymousreply 1005/08/2012

INDB says last acting Calvin did was a TV show in 1995 - thats 17 years ago, so my guess is he left the business. He would be 65 now too.

by Anonymousreply 1105/08/2012

Reb's shower/death scene from "Sssss". This is fap material to the nth power. The tightie whities, the blurr-but-still-visible sight of his big, beefy naked ass from behind the shower curtain, the massive naked thigh at the end. YUM!

by Anonymousreply 1205/08/2012

I remember John Calvin, in a leopard thong, in that horrible movie "Back To The Beach" . Cute.

by Anonymousreply 1305/08/2012

"fap material"??

by Anonymousreply 1405/08/2012

God movies were cheesy back then

by Anonymousreply 1505/08/2012

For R14

Urban Dictionary definition:

Fap Material

Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/28/2012

Reb fell in love with and married his leading lady in 'Space Mutiny'. That on screen chemistry is all real.

by Anonymousreply 1905/28/2012

Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw, R18.

by Anonymousreply 2005/28/2012

RE 18 And it's always so cute to watch snarky, ignorant, assholes, who think nothing existed until they came along. Give it a few more years kid, and you'll wonder why Alex Pettyfer, Taylor Kitsch,& Tom Hardy, never became bigger stars, and you'll be shaking that empty, brain dead head of yours .

by Anonymousreply 2105/28/2012

R18 couldn't do that R20 - he'd get brain damage.

by Anonymousreply 2205/28/2012

R21 and R22 for the win.

by Anonymousreply 2305/28/2012

In that clip from "Strike Commando" he looks old enough to be his own father. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 2405/29/2012

r20, you could have added "gently".

But of course that reference was WAY before r18's time.

by Anonymousreply 2505/29/2012

...and to add to r21's chorus: it's always so cute when silly little queens like r18 think they're pushing our buttons with that eldergay shit when all it does is reveal their own fear of ageing.

by Anonymousreply 2605/29/2012

[quote]I remember John Calvin, in a leopard thong, in that horrible movie "Back To The Beach" . Cute.

"Back To The Beach" is far from horrible. It was actually a nice little hit for Frankie & Annette.

by Anonymousreply 2705/29/2012

He was recently at the Chiller Autograph Show in NJ

by Anonymousreply 2805/29/2012

I'd still do him R28! He's a big ol' hunky daddy now. I had never seen that Ssssss shower scene and it is super hot! Strother Martin... My God what a lucky actor to have played the doctor.

by Anonymousreply 2905/29/2012

"Reb fell in love with and married his leading lady in 'Space Mutiny'. That on screen chemistry is all real."

Seriously?!? Wow - if so, that's fun to know! SPACE MUTINY is my favorite MST3K of all time...

by Anonymousreply 3005/29/2012

I wonder if John Calvin was his real name or if he adopted part of porn icon Casey Donovan's real name as his own. Casey Donovan's real name was John Calvin Culver.

by Anonymousreply 3105/29/2012

Reb Brown as he looks today. Very hot looking Daddy at 63 years old. He still kept his "Figure."

by Anonymousreply 3205/29/2012

Met him at Chiller. Obviously, he's kept himself in top condition. But I also found him to be quite personable and friendly.

by Anonymousreply 3305/29/2012

The KING of bad cinema? I think not.

by Anonymousreply 3405/29/2012

Reb always had that dumb blonde thing down pat. He does seem to be a super nice man, given the various Youtube clips I've seen of him being interviewed. And yeah, that "Sssss" shower scene is about a 10 on the jack-meter.

by Anonymousreply 3505/29/2012

OMG... Reb has morphed into Charles Napier (who I always liked, too, in a weird way.)

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