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Chris Evans' gorgeous ass

In the Avengers, the shots of his ass when he's hitting the punching bag - absolutely unfucking believable and GORGEOUS. I don't have screencaps, but those mounds look so muscular, dimpled, and edible and even more fuckable. Please tell me someone has fucked him!

Also, with all the hunks on that set, who fucked/sucked whom??

by Anonymousreply 5210/12/2012

He is such a fucking dream - surely he's had to do the casting couch routine once or twice, hasn't he?

by Anonymousreply 105/05/2012

You get to see his ass and cock in What's Your Number when he goes skinny dipping. You also get to see Joel McHale's balls.

by Anonymousreply 205/05/2012

Screencaps would be so great. Especially for "What's My Number?" of the scene [R3] mentions. I thought he used a butt-double for "The Avengers," if not please post. I hope I'm wrong.

by Anonymousreply 305/05/2012

I can't imagine a butt double in the scene I'm talking about. I wish I had screen caps for it- it was just amazing. He is amazing!

by Anonymousreply 405/05/2012

What scene did you mention, R3?

by Anonymousreply 505/05/2012

He has bad hair plugs.

by Anonymousreply 605/05/2012

Unless we have photographic evidence, this thread is pointless.

by Anonymousreply 705/05/2012

This thread is going to end in rears.

by Anonymousreply 805/05/2012

Evans used a body double for the skinny-dipping scene and McHale used a double for the nudity in What's Your Number. In that basketball scene where Evans runs around bouncing in boxer briefs though... that was wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 905/05/2012

He does not have hair plugs, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1005/05/2012

His boxer briefs were surprisingly empty. No bulge at all. And believe me, I looked. None at all.

by Anonymousreply 1105/05/2012

So those really weren't McHale's balls and Chris's cock?

by Anonymousreply 1205/05/2012

He doesn't have hair plugs. He's wearing a wig in The Avengers though because he had a shaved head.

by Anonymousreply 1305/05/2012

In The Avengers:

by Anonymousreply 1405/05/2012

Definitely padded.

by Anonymousreply 1505/05/2012

He shows his ass in a couple of movies (Not Another Teen Movie for one). It's gorgeous.

And no need to pad.

by Anonymousreply 1605/05/2012

Even nice while clinching!

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2012

I thought he was from Boston. Why does he have a Texas tattoo? What does the Japanese character say?

by Anonymousreply 1805/05/2012

He doesn't have a Texas tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 1905/05/2012

R2, I thought you just see ass, no cock, from Evans in that movie.

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2012

He's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 2105/05/2012

There is nothing impressive about his ass, his pasty pale skin or his stick figure legs.

by Anonymousreply 2205/05/2012

So the big question is, has any guy ever gotten to eat his ass or suck his cock?

by Anonymousreply 2305/05/2012

I have.

by Anonymousreply 2405/05/2012

His brother, an actor from the now cancelled soap "One Life To Live", is even hotter, and happens to be openly gay! And he has an even better ass than his bro!!!

by Anonymousreply 2505/05/2012

Maybe his brother. He's gay and Chris has his name tattooed on him.

by Anonymousreply 2605/05/2012

No ass of Chris Evans could persuade me to watch that What's Your Number dreck.

by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2012

R12, R9 is correct. My cousin is a scrotum model who does a lot of stand-in work in the movies when stars are too shy or - more typically - their balls aren't aesthetically right for the scene or character. McHale's testicles are very small and shaped, and his ball sack is one of those yellow-skinned minipouches that puckers to nothing when exposed to light and air. So Rocco (my cousin) stood in.

And he said that a friend of his in the business who's a penis model did the Evans penis work. Chris just doesn't have the girth required to keep an audience from laughing. It's long enough - testing has shown that audiences will accept a short flaccid penis - but the harticot vert type that Evans sports when soft simply would have slowed the pace of the scene as a wave of shock and distress passed through the audience, culminating in giggles and distracting snorts.

by Anonymousreply 2805/05/2012

[quote]No ass of Chris Evans could persuade me to watch that What's Your Number dreck

It's a wonderful romantic movie, don't be so jealous.

by Anonymousreply 2905/05/2012

[quote] My cousin is a scrotum model

If I had a quarter for every time I heard this...

by Anonymousreply 3005/05/2012

[quote]No ass of Chris Evans could persuade me to watch that What's Your Number dreck

What's with people always putting down movies when they haven't seen it. They did the same with Joe Carter. It's like they want it to fail and not even see it to see if they like it. BTW, it's a good movie. Chris Evans was the best he's ever looked. Way hotter here than he is in The Avengers.

by Anonymousreply 3105/05/2012

There is a scene in the Avengers where he is leaning against a railing talking to Tony Stark. Evans has his very impressive gluteal package on display. They're so round!

by Anonymousreply 3205/05/2012

Do you think Chris farts? And do you think he and Scott fart in front of each other?

by Anonymousreply 3305/05/2012

Do they enhance Evans' physique when he is playing Captain America? He doesn't nearly as big and buff in real world pics as he does in the Captain America role, especially his biceps and chest?

by Anonymousreply 3405/05/2012

R33 You're a disgusting sow.

by Anonymousreply 3505/05/2012

Chris Evans buffed up for Captain America. He's not as buff in The Avengers but he looks much hotter not super buff.

Chris and RDJ have a great dynamic in this movie.

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2012

Total dreamboats.

by Anonymousreply 3705/05/2012

so after he outed his brother ..his brother's career basically ended right ?

by Anonymousreply 3805/05/2012

R28. Me loves hairycock verty much.

by Anonymousreply 3905/05/2012

R33 is Michael Lucas

by Anonymousreply 4005/05/2012

Ha, that's hilarious, funny!!! Yeah, of course he farts. Everyone farts and I'm sure they fart in front of each other. They probably feel comfortable enough.

I wonder if they then always laugh after one of them farts? I know for me, it's never possible not too laugh after someone farts, no matter how many times its happened.

by Anonymousreply 4105/06/2012

this thread somehow took a very perverted and gross turn.

by Anonymousreply 4205/06/2012

R33 here. I know it was a stupid question, but you know how you can't sometimes picture a beautiful person having everyday bodily functions? It's always a surprise when a hot guy lets one rip or says "I gotta take a shit," even though intellectually I know that everyone does. It's like when some straight guys are surprised to learn that girls fart and poo, too. I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 4305/06/2012

R33, nothing wrong with your question. Yes, it can be hard to believe that certain people do normal things like that especially attractive/beautiful people. We have the impression that they are perfect and sometimes forget that they are also just human.

But everyone on the planet does fart, no matter how they look, act, etc.

by Anonymousreply 4405/06/2012

I F&Fed the fart troll.

by Anonymousreply 4505/06/2012

"I F&Fed the fart troll" R45

What's that mean?

by Anonymousreply 4605/06/2012

He something doing on his head because he has admitted that he is going bald.

by Anonymousreply 4705/06/2012

Yeah, everyone must admit that farts are always funny!

by Anonymousreply 4805/06/2012

He is so hot!!! In what's your number you can see the outline of his penis when he is in the blue briefs. And I don't think he used a body double for the harbor scene I slowed it way down and zoomed in. Not necessarily for his face but it passed in front of the screen too :) my fav part though is when he answers the door holding a towel. He's so hot!!!

by Anonymousreply 4906/21/2012

What blue briefs are you talking about? When he's playing basketball? Because you can't see anything at all during the basketball scene.

by Anonymousreply 5006/24/2012

if he farts i would sniff all i can deep my lung. when you smell someone's fart it means that you're inhaling some particle of the turd, which mean that if you smell the fart of chris, then you're indirectly kissing his ass with your nose!

oh chris, pls fart on my face honeeyy

by Anonymousreply 5110/12/2012

Chris Evans presents his new fragance:"L'Air du farts"

by Anonymousreply 5210/12/2012
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