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Pisces in bed: What have we learned?

They are incredibly passionate, but not at all dominant.

by Anonymousreply 5709/10/2015

Maybe I got a bad fish, but mine is neither passionate or dominant.

by Anonymousreply 105/04/2012

I'm trying to get an Aquarian into bed, any advice DL astrology experts?

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2012

We're hung like whales.

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2012

Pisceans like romance.

by Anonymousreply 405/04/2012

Yes, indeed we do!

by Anonymousreply 505/05/2012

And don’t forget to give us a good massage once in a while, or gently rub our feet.

by Anonymousreply 605/05/2012

I like to fuck pretty guys. I also like lots and lots of kissing of faces and body parts.

by Anonymousreply 705/05/2012

Eat my Ass good

by Anonymousreply 805/05/2012

Buy me shit.

by Anonymousreply 905/05/2012

They cry after sex. Everytime!

by Anonymousreply 1005/05/2012

Romantic to the point of creepy stalky insanity. After one encounter.

by Anonymousreply 1105/05/2012

What about Sagittarians?

by Anonymousreply 1205/05/2012

Sorry OP- dominate Pisces, here

by Anonymousreply 1305/05/2012

Since people who believe in Astrology are some of the stupidest, most gullible people you are likely to encounter, people who believe that are any sign are usually good in bed.

Stupid people will do anything.

by Anonymousreply 1405/05/2012

R14 must be a Virgo.

by Anonymousreply 1505/05/2012

Thanks for taking the time to offer your developed opinion on a subject clearly important to you, r14.

I don't know, r13. "Dominate Pisces, here," sounds like topping from the bottom to me.

by Anonymousreply 1605/05/2012

Pisces are so slimy, even in bed they slither away and leave a smell.

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2012

OP is right. My Pisces has an assertive personality but in bed he is a pillow princess.

by Anonymousreply 1805/05/2012

Don't make me cuddle. I'm all for the excellent sexy times though.

by Anonymousreply 1905/05/2012

Does R13 mean "dominant," or is that an order?

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2012

Foot fetish

by Anonymousreply 2105/05/2012

Can't do without kissing.

by Anonymousreply 2205/05/2012

Pisces scares me. I'm sure they are all Bipolar.


by Anonymousreply 2305/05/2012

If you read r17 I think we've finally discovered Cheryl's sign.

by Anonymousreply 2405/05/2012

I like some dirty talk - tell me how much you like to be fucked by me - BEG for it!

by Anonymousreply 2505/05/2012

[quote]Pisces in bed: what have we learned

Thanks for taking the time to offer your developed opinion on a subject clearly important to you, OP

by Anonymousreply 2605/05/2012

R23 Pot, kettle calling!

by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2012

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by Anonymousreply 2806/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2906/14/2013

When you are the partner, lover, fuck buddy, or trick of a Pisces, you can bask in the knowledge that you are in the presence of the sign noted far and wide as THE BEST.

It's a warm feeling.

by Anonymousreply 3006/14/2013

I have a date tonight w/a Pisces. Very excited. I am thinking he will be sensuous?

by Anonymousreply 3106/14/2013

Let us know how your day goes, r31. Come back tomorrow and report.

by Anonymousreply 3206/14/2013

Kinky as hell, too!

by Anonymousreply 3306/14/2013

Leo here.

Love my Pisces, and yes, I am in control in bed.

And he loves it.

by Anonymousreply 3406/14/2013

Mitt Romney, Elizabeth Taylor, Erma Bombeck, Rupert Murdoch, Aretha Franklin, George Washington and Liza Minnelli, all Pisces.

I doubt they have anything in common in bed.

by Anonymousreply 3506/14/2013

Well, r35--that would be one VERY interesting orgy!

by Anonymousreply 3606/14/2013

Aretha is an Aries. Birthday March 25.

Vanessa Williams is one you can add to the list.

by Anonymousreply 3706/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3806/15/2013

My Pisces is up for anything and always super horny -but I need to come up with the ideas. Does not have a filthy mind like me.

by Anonymousreply 3906/15/2013

Slap me fuck me piss on me and call me a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 4006/15/2013

Aquarius? Good LUCK.

Totally agree, r23. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 4106/15/2013

My date w Pisces was ok. He seemed tentative and I had. To make all the moves ....

by Anonymousreply 4206/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4306/17/2013

You need to learn that astrology is bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 4406/17/2013

Good in bed I guess but they have somr serious cheating issues!

by Anonymousreply 4506/17/2013

I know this is a humourous thread. Even so the posters seem to at least half believe in astrology.

The DL is an amazingly stupid place at times. DL posters here believe in astrology but doubt that autism and multiple sclerosis are real disorders (on two recentish threads).

by Anonymousreply 4606/17/2013

[quote] Aquarius? Good LUCK

As an Aquarian, I have to cop to this.

by Anonymousreply 4706/17/2013

Mentally engage the Aquarius. Especially with friend or humanitarian talk. They are suckers for this. And they're actually pretty easy to bag. Stimulate them mentally (like you would a Gemini) then put the moves on them.

They love to study anything and everything but be warned - you're just going to be an "experiment" to them and they will analyze everything. Not nit-pick like a Virgo but file it away and think about it.

I love Pisces men myself. Suck on their toes if you get the chance. Drives them fucking wild.

by Anonymousreply 4806/17/2013

What about those under the Cancer sign? Are they really moody and crabby?

by Anonymousreply 4906/17/2013

R48, I'm an Aquarian who's besotted with a married/straight Geminian (sp) I've known for a few months who's mentioned our chemistry and our bromance. So far, it's been nothing but mental stimuli between us. Sounds like we're not a good astrological match.

by Anonymousreply 5006/17/2013

Very dominant.

Hung (thank the gods, he's half Irish). Another Piscean friend is a tiny Chinese guy that is incredibly hung.

The most oral man that I've ever met (constantly kissing me).

Super horny.

Does not cry after sex.

Does not have a foot fetish.

by Anonymousreply 5104/14/2014

Bossy bottom. Hung.

A little kinky.

by Anonymousreply 5204/14/2014

The Pisces prefers not to dominate but they will if you want them to because they will do pretty much whatever you want in bed.

They are easily seduced and definitely have fidelity issues. He'll cry as he leaves you for his new boyfriend.

For the person going for an Aquarian, mental stimulation is the first key. If you can't hold his attention intellectually he won't fuck you, let alone go out with you again. They are kinky, experimental bastards so if you can find out what he hasn't tried yet and suggest you'd like to do that, you can have him fairly quickly. Whatever you do, don't go all Cancer clingy on him or he'll disappear faster than you can say, "Let's go out together every night this week!"

by Anonymousreply 5304/14/2014

Slap me around a little and then lick my toes.

by Anonymousreply 5404/14/2014

Anything else?

by Anonymousreply 5509/09/2015

That of all the star signs, you are damned lucky if one of them loves you.

If you love a Piscean back, then you will have a lifelong partner who will continue to exasperate you, inspire you, amaze you and make you laugh for all your days together.

by Anonymousreply 5609/10/2015

Mine was perfect in bed. Knew just where to touch, lick, suck, fuck. First guy to make me cum hands-free. He didn't love me as much as I loved him, though.

by Anonymousreply 5709/10/2015
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