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The Bee Gees brothers--Bulge-tastic!

Tighter than tight pants--no wonder they sang so high.

by Anonymousreply 8612/09/2013

Oh yes. I shot many loads to those tight, white, satin pants.

Was there ever an uproar about that, I wonder? It seems that back then it was no big deal, it was just the style. Now, One Million Moms would probably be freaking the fuck out about it.

People now have a problem with the "saggy" pants, but I never heard anyone complaining about being able to see dick and balls!!

by Anonymousreply 104/29/2012

Great jerk off material for young gays at the time (like me).

by Anonymousreply 204/29/2012

[quote]Was there ever an uproar about that, I wonder? It seems that back then it was no big deal, it was just the style.

There's more to it than that. People avoided commenting on it because it meant that you 'looked'. If you were a guy and you noticed a bulging crotch, that implied that you were gay. If you were a woman and you noticed, then you were a slut (women likely discussed these things among themselves, but not publicly.

Everyone pretended not to notice.

by Anonymousreply 304/29/2012

Oh Andy!

by Anonymousreply 404/29/2012

As Nan Kempner would say "cheap hotel pants..... No ballroom"

by Anonymousreply 504/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 604/29/2012

But why did people dress like that? It's almost as revealing as not wearing any pants at all. And what was the point if it couldn't be acknowledged anyway?

by Anonymousreply 704/29/2012

It was the '70s. Tighter-than-tight pants were the in-thing, and likely so was going commando, which a lot of those celebs did back then. It's a shame that kind of fashion is a lost art, but at least we have hung celebs like Jon Hamm who are still willing to let it hang and sling for the whole world to see.

by Anonymousreply 804/29/2012

I really miss the 70's

by Anonymousreply 904/29/2012

Strange thing: In the '70s, we didn't talk about bulges even in pants like that. Nowadays all we do is talk about bulges. Blame it on the Intenet.

by Anonymousreply 1004/29/2012

I jacked off to this many times. I had never seen a pair of pants this tight before.

by Anonymousreply 1104/29/2012

All our pants were cut like that, starting in high school or even jr. high.

We did wear underwear, but it was ultra-low rise, thin cotton or silk material so you may as well have gone without.

I was so skinny! And I had such a big dick! And we had so much fun.

by Anonymousreply 1204/29/2012

How could people not talk about THIS?! My gosh, all the preteen and teen girls who loved him. That must have caused many late night slumber party conversations.

by Anonymousreply 1304/29/2012

It was..night fever, r7.

by Anonymousreply 1404/29/2012

Barry Gibb was fine as hell back then.

by Anonymousreply 1504/29/2012

DOUBLE DAMN for R11 and R13!

by Anonymousreply 1604/29/2012

I used to jack off to fastasies of Barry Gibb fucking me in the backseat of a car like Travolta and Donna Pescow in SNF.

by Anonymousreply 1704/29/2012

Those look like TIGHTS at R14 and R11. We're those really pants? Wow. Not that I'm complaining.

by Anonymousreply 1804/29/2012

Yes indeed, R15. I always thought that Kip Winger from the rock band Winger favored Barry a lot, even down to the tight pants with visible penis line.

by Anonymousreply 1904/29/2012

Did men in the 70s intentionally wish to feature their penises so prominently? I mean, they had mirrors then?

by Anonymousreply 2004/29/2012

Do you think Streisand tasted Barry's fine cock when they were making "Guilty" together? They always seemed so flirty with each other.

by Anonymousreply 2104/29/2012

Kip Winger photo sans the faulty link

by Anonymousreply 2204/29/2012

Dayum, those middle two Gibb brothers really got whacked with the ugly stick, huh?

by Anonymousreply 2304/29/2012

70s and 80s I was all about him-

by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 2504/29/2012

The film Little Darlings featured teenage girls discussing Andy Gibb's ass.

by Anonymousreply 2604/29/2012

[quote]Did men in the 70s intentionally wish to feature their penises so prominently? I mean, they had mirrors then?

If you have ever seen "This is Spinal Tap" the airport security scene captures this whole question perfectly

by Anonymousreply 2704/29/2012

K.C. liked to wear the tight pants back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 2804/29/2012

Keep it comin' love, indeed, R28!

by Anonymousreply 2904/29/2012

I win the battle of the bulge, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 3004/29/2012

Moose knuckle!

by Anonymousreply 3104/29/2012

Why can't that come back into style?

by Anonymousreply 3204/29/2012

Barry's really the only totally bulge-tastic one in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 3304/29/2012

So nice to see those furry chests!

Too bad Kip Winger had such horrible mallrat '80s hair. Nice mushroom.

by Anonymousreply 3404/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 3504/29/2012

Kip Winger's cock was always plainly visible beneath his tight leather pants. I have a Winger Live home video where he's obviously commando underneath his leather pants, and it's such a distraction that it's all you can focus on.

by Anonymousreply 3604/29/2012

I OWN this thread, bitches

by Anonymousreply 3704/29/2012

Oh my! Is that an armadillo in his pants?

by Anonymousreply 3804/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 3904/29/2012

[quote]K.C. liked to wear the tight pants back in the day.

Wow. He is so HOT in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 4004/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 4104/29/2012

I agree R40. I'm going to pretend he still looks like that.

by Anonymousreply 4204/29/2012

I was 20 in the disco era and what was discussed was your ass. I was very well hung, so my basket pulled the pants SNUG in the ass, actually showing the shape of each cheek because of the tension on the back seam from all the bulge upfront. Trust me it WAS vocally discussed, especially by black girls "OHHHHH white boy, white boy!!!"

My pants were very tight and quite frankly the seam in my jeans would cut across my balls so tightly I was left sore and bruised to to point I would not wear pants around the house. Dress pants were made of polyester and did not have seams at the sides nor back pockets to show off your ass. The polyester double knit wrapped around from fly to back seam. They had two small pockets inset right under the waistband in front for your keys. We wore cropped leather jackets in order to show off the goods.

by Anonymousreply 4304/29/2012

Don't forget about me.

by Anonymousreply 4404/29/2012

R43, Angels Flight!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4504/29/2012

This is such a fun thread. More stories!

by Anonymousreply 4604/30/2012

Tight and right

by Anonymousreply 4704/30/2012

Andy again

by Anonymousreply 4804/30/2012

I loved those polyester disco pants R43. There was a guy where I had my first job that [italic]always[/italic] wore them. Usually in light colors like powder blue and beige - his ass was a work of art. They were absolutely skin tight.

I loved the way he liked to show off and knew damn well the ladies (and, no doubt, guys like me) were going crazy over those pants/ass and talking about him.

by Anonymousreply 4904/30/2012

All this display of baskets has led to board shorts at the beach and no showering at the gym by the younger generation.

by Anonymousreply 5004/30/2012

[quote]I was 20 in the disco era and what was discussed was your ass

I totally forgot about the ass! How could that be! I had a co-worker during this time period that had an ass sculpted from the Gods and his angels flights let everyone have a nice peak. No matter how many times he went past me during the day, I would always stop and look. There were a bunch of frau from another office that always tried to time their breaks when he would leave the office.

by Anonymousreply 5104/30/2012

These pics are great!! Keep 'em cumming!

My fav? This!

by Anonymousreply 5204/30/2012

Does this count?

by Anonymousreply 5304/30/2012

Oh damn, R53!

by Anonymousreply 5405/01/2012

So I guess we had it coming, R50?

by Anonymousreply 5505/01/2012

Their bulges were almost as big as Mariah's.

by Anonymousreply 5605/01/2012

R56, please see R53

God I hate posters who are too selfish to look at the other posts.

by Anonymousreply 5705/01/2012

You bitches must not remember Freddie Dryer, king of the 80's big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 5805/01/2012

Freddie #2

by Anonymousreply 5905/01/2012

Freddie #3

by Anonymousreply 6005/01/2012

Freddie #4

by Anonymousreply 6105/01/2012

Well pardon the fuck out of me R57. I'm busy posting Freddie Dryer bulge pics, you bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6205/01/2012

Well, R57 has a point.

by Anonymousreply 6305/01/2012

A pointy head, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 6405/01/2012

I love how R56 has to cuss at his post at R62 and act like a 5 year old @ R64.

by Anonymousreply 6505/01/2012

No Fred bulge here, but a nice cubby look to him.

by Anonymousreply 6605/01/2012

Shirtless Dryer at 1:32 -

by Anonymousreply 6705/01/2012

Barbra Streisand got pregnant by Barry Gibb, but lost the baby. This was when she was with Jon Peters.

by Anonymousreply 6805/01/2012

R68 is so full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 6905/01/2012

Robert Plant and Freddie Dwyer are fug. Who cares about the bulges.

by Anonymousreply 7005/01/2012

I understand the appeal of seeing an outline or something but the Bee Gees just look like they are squashed in there. It looks very uncomfortable, and I don't see the appeal of a smashed package where all you really get a clear idea of is the total squashed mass of the package, which could be 90% crushed scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 7105/01/2012

[quote] All this display of baskets has led to board shorts at the beach and no showering at the gym by the younger generation.

That reminds me - I stopped enjoying basketball when they stopped wearing those tight little short shorts. If you had asked me back then, I wouldn't have been able to tell you just why I enjoyed the game so much.

by Anonymousreply 7205/01/2012

Oh no, I could never forget Fred Dryer. Forget him and Stefanie Kramer--his BULGE was the star of "Hunter"!

by Anonymousreply 7305/01/2012

The 70's became the 80's and Dryer and Ken Wahl and Matt Houston bulged into a new decade.

by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2012

I didn't know who Fred Dryer was, but now I'm already sick of him.

by Anonymousreply 7505/01/2012

Freddie was a constant fixture at the Playboy mansion. He met his wife there.

by Anonymousreply 7605/02/2012

Sacrilege r70!! Robert Plant was beautiful in his heyday

by Anonymousreply 7705/02/2012

Dukes of Hazzard clip: Tom Wopat notices John Schneider's obscene bulge at :08

by Anonymousreply 7805/03/2012

I think Loretta Lynn got Johnny excited

by Anonymousreply 7905/03/2012

Can we get back to the OPs subject?

by Anonymousreply 8010/31/2012


by Anonymousreply 8110/31/2012

wonder if they ever compared bulges

by Anonymousreply 8208/30/2013

You know the twins must have. I remember an interview where Maurice claimed that his nickname was Moby and the other two just kind of nodded.

by Anonymousreply 8309/25/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 8409/25/2013

I don't like their lame singing voices.

by Anonymousreply 8512/09/2013

I'd forgotten about this thread I created!

by Anonymousreply 8612/09/2013
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