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Hot Stocky Types

Anyone play with the stocky types here? What are some good stocky guys to watch?

by Anonymousreply 10911/18/2012

If there were live cams on DL, I'm in no doubt you'd find an unending amount of 'stocky' men.

by Anonymousreply 406/14/2012

Max Adler is dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 506/14/2012

[quote]Max Adler is dreamy.

Mmm-hmmm....he could bully me anyday.

by Anonymousreply 606/14/2012

Stocky does not mean FAT.

It means muscle but not defined.

Fat is just fat.

by Anonymousreply 706/15/2012

R7, shouldn't you be cleaning your grandmother's colostomy bag out? With your mouth?

Get to it.

by Anonymousreply 806/15/2012

[quote]Stocky does not mean FAT. It means muscle but not defined. Fat is just fat.

Spoken like a true fatass.

by Anonymousreply 906/15/2012

R7, Go lick Erik Rhodes dead rectum. And die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 1006/15/2012

Tyler Labine

Jack Black

Josh Gad

Patton Oswalt

by Anonymousreply 1106/15/2012

Patton Oswalt? Eww!

I like beefy guys - rugby and football player types.

by Anonymousreply 1206/15/2012

Danny De Vito - stocky or fat?

by Anonymousreply 1306/15/2012

John Goodman was stocky/beefy circa Revenge of the Nerds, but got fat as the years went on.

by Anonymousreply 1406/15/2012

Michael Chiklis.

Dean Norris.

by Anonymousreply 1506/15/2012

I started a "dough boys" thread last year.

Boy do I love them - muscle and a little bit of chunk- hmmm!

by Anonymousreply 1606/15/2012

This is how I likes 'em.

by Anonymousreply 1706/15/2012

link to dough boy thread

by Anonymousreply 1806/15/2012

Chris Santos of CHOPPED. Hated him until a couple of months ago, then I got it. Bad.

by Anonymousreply 1906/15/2012

Yum

by Anonymousreply 2006/15/2012

My boyfriend is a stocky bear with beautiful blue eyes. I love him to death.

by Anonymousreply 2106/15/2012

The dad on WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE. He's dreamy!

by Anonymousreply 2206/16/2012

Seth Rogan in that romcom movie with Katherine Heigl. Now that's a guy I want to wake up next to.

by Anonymousreply 2306/16/2012

You can thank me later, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2406/16/2012

Gandolfini!

by Anonymousreply 2506/16/2012

yum.

thanks, r24!

by Anonymousreply 2606/16/2012

I fucking OWN this thread, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 2706/16/2012

Max Adler is very cute in that picture. The pup is cuter.

by Anonymousreply 2806/16/2012

I hope the construction on our new deck never ends because the guy who's building it is so damn good-looking. Maybe I will turn this into a Winchester House of Mystery-type project.

by Anonymousreply 2906/16/2012

[quote]I hope the construction on our new deck never ends

There's something about a man wearing a tool belt that makes me all tingly.

by Anonymousreply 3006/16/2012

"There's something about a man wearing a tool belt that makes me all tingly."

Weather is getting warm and today he took off his shirt. Naked torso + tool belt = me not getting ANY work done today.

by Anonymousreply 3106/16/2012

Take a picture & share it with us!

by Anonymousreply 3206/16/2012

Please do! All of us want to tingle!

by Anonymousreply 3306/16/2012

Does anyone have a link to photos of the Buckingham Palace guard who posed for Bear Magazine a few years ago? I wish I still had that issue. I remember that being a great layout.

by Anonymousreply 3406/16/2012

He wasn't really a guard, R34

by Anonymousreply 3506/16/2012

No? [R35] What was his story? Do you remember anymore about it? It was Bear Magazine right?

Do you, or anyone else have links to the photos, story?

How about Tony Lamas? He came and went fast. With that face and that body he could have been a superstar. What was his story?

by Anonymousreply 3606/17/2012

George Costanza

by Anonymousreply 3706/17/2012

Michael Milhoan.

by Anonymousreply 3806/17/2012

Interesting this should appear as the first thread. We had a maintenance guy in tis morning, and I've been thinking about him all day long. I saw him from upstairs and thought he was balding, short and a little tubby. Later, at signing time, close up, whoa was I wrong. He was totally handsome and BUILT like a fireplug. I don't usually go for that type, but this guy was a real lust-after. I would have loved to see him flex and bust out of that tight uniform.

by Anonymousreply 3906/17/2012

yum

by Anonymousreply 4006/17/2012

[quote] Michael Milhoan.

Hell, yes!!

by Anonymousreply 4106/17/2012

I'm in love with r40's stud-puppy

by Anonymousreply 4206/17/2012

r8, the only problem with a colostomy bag is finding shoes to match.

by Anonymousreply 4306/17/2012

Nicholas Worth of "Don't Answer the Phone". Pure daddy beef.

by Anonymousreply 4406/17/2012

Another of Nicholas Worth

by Anonymousreply 4506/17/2012

One more of Nicholas Worth

by Anonymousreply 4606/17/2012

nice, I wish I'd watched him more when younger

by Anonymousreply 4706/20/2012

Hot daddy!

by Anonymousreply 4806/20/2012

R48 here, sorry, messed up the URL.

by Anonymousreply 4906/20/2012

Hot hunk! But the hypodermic needle is scary

by Anonymousreply 5006/20/2012

misshelenbedd is a bear - and an exclusive top.

by Anonymousreply 5106/20/2012

Grrr

by Anonymousreply 5306/20/2012

bump for stockiness

by Anonymousreply 5406/21/2012

Loving this thread. What's Paul Johansson's story. Did he ever do any nudity? Always been a favorite hunk of mine.

by Anonymousreply 5506/24/2012

YIKES

by Anonymousreply 5606/24/2012

Stocky Bump

by Anonymousreply 5706/28/2012

I love my daddy.

by Anonymousreply 5806/28/2012

[quote]What's Paul Johansson's story. Did he ever do any nudity? Always been a favorite hunk of mine.

Mine too. He was so hot in "Soapdish" as the hunky, buff himbo actor who was boning Sally Field's character. As for nudity, he showed his ass briefly in a low-budget thriller from the '90s called "Midnight Witness", and he also flashed a bit of naked side-thigh while in bed with Rae Dawn Chong in the great indie flick "When The Party's Over" (which also starred a pre-famous Sandra Bullock). I loved watching him on BH 90210 as the nasty "John Sears", if for nothing more than seeing his big, beefy butt on my TV screen.

by Anonymousreply 5906/28/2012

yum

by Anonymousreply 6006/28/2012

Jennifer Lawrence

by Anonymousreply 6106/28/2012

R60, that's what I LIKE, a bit scroungey but horny and good to go!

by Anonymousreply 6206/28/2012

Backgammon is the best to play with stocky types

by Anonymousreply 6306/28/2012

Backdoor fucking is best with hot stocky types

by Anonymousreply 6406/28/2012

Balenciaga is best for hot stocky types.

by Anonymousreply 6506/28/2012

Is it me or does r50 look a little bit like Greg Grunberg, formerly of "Heroes"?

by Anonymousreply 6606/28/2012

yes, he does, but with a needle.

by Anonymousreply 6706/28/2012

That should have been r60 but on a second look, the difference in appearances is more obvious

by Anonymousreply 6806/28/2012

It's tricky - there is always that fine line, that many times crosses over, between stocky, and or fit /fat, and just bloated. My stocky faves are Raymond Cruz ('The Closer"), Dean Cain, Ron Eldard (10 years ago). Not are Phillip Semour Hoffman, James Gandolfini, Kelsey Grammer.

by Anonymousreply 6906/29/2012

mmmmm

by Anonymousreply 7006/29/2012

I am a hot stocky type! 5'10", 190lb, 34 inch waist. I've never seen my abdominal muscles. I get cruised constantly (it helps that I'm goodlooking of course).

The gym is for insecure idiots.

by Anonymousreply 7106/29/2012

pic please, We need to see your pinup

by Anonymousreply 7206/29/2012

Who the hell is Max Adler?

by Anonymousreply 7306/30/2012

More stocky types

by Anonymousreply 7406/30/2012

Kyle, age 17, at The Food Basket.

Oh sorry, OP. I thought you wrote "Hot Stockboy Types".

by Anonymousreply 7506/30/2012

[quote]Who the hell is Max Adler?

Gee, if only there was some way of looking up information on the internet...

by Anonymousreply 7606/30/2012

Max is AWFULLY young

by Anonymousreply 7706/30/2012

yummo

by Anonymousreply 7807/01/2012

And no one has mentioned Joey Fatone? Hot stocky daddy!! Grr!

by Anonymousreply 7907/01/2012

Note that in photographs these guys tend to be lying on their backs, so that their guts do not completely cover their retractable penises.

by Anonymousreply 8007/01/2012

I like the bellies

by Anonymousreply 8107/01/2012

HOttest chunky hunk

by Anonymousreply 8207/01/2012

Is He Canadian?

by Anonymousreply 8307/01/2012

R62 is a that hot slut Ian, he's in a film right now.

by Anonymousreply 8407/21/2012

I'm good friends with Max Adler. We worked together for years before he got Glee. He is the nicest, sweetest guy ever. He's too tall to be called stocky; he's at least 6'2". And the guy is totally straight. But he's hot, in that big, St. Bernard puppy sort of way. I used to tease him mercilessly with innocuous sexual innuendo. He took it like a champ.

by Anonymousreply 8507/21/2012

did he take it up the hoo-hoo like a champ?

by Anonymousreply 8607/21/2012

yes

by Anonymousreply 8707/21/2012

WOW

by Anonymousreply 8807/21/2012

" I used to tease him mercilessly with innocuous sexual innuendo. "

How charming.

by Anonymousreply 8907/21/2012

The bounty of nature!

by Anonymousreply 9009/25/2012

Aldo Ray

by Anonymousreply 9109/26/2012

hell yeah for 'in the before time' Aldo Ray. first time I saw him was in an old film noir and it was love at first sight. a couple weeks later I realized he looked and sounded just like the captain of my high school football team who broke my heart. I hadn't thought about him for years and making the connection between him and Ray gave me the sads.

ok, gotta stop typing now

by Anonymousreply 9209/26/2012

hot stocky types = 'hubba chubba'

by Anonymousreply 9309/26/2012

Oh wow, who be he in R40?

by Anonymousreply 9409/26/2012

Stocky, Southern

by Anonymousreply 9509/26/2012

Love, love, LOVE dudes who can only see their own cocks with the aid of a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 9609/26/2012

2 fatties 69ing.

by Anonymousreply 9709/26/2012

yum

by Anonymousreply 9809/26/2012

R78 looks like a rash going on between his legs?

by Anonymousreply 9909/26/2012

Rugby players, Rugby !!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10009/26/2012

Yup, ruggers are the most fun, the best built and more likely than other athletes to be out of the closet.

by Anonymousreply 10109/26/2012

I'm a fan of them too

by Anonymousreply 10210/26/2012

hell ya ruggers! speaking of, there's a Fog RFC match this weekend on Treasure Island in San Francisco

by Anonymousreply 10310/26/2012

I don't know any of the people listed here. I do love to watch those rugby players and golfer butt.

by Anonymousreply 10410/26/2012

bigger and beefier and guys who have more fun

by Anonymousreply 10510/26/2012

Sunday morning with my stocky type, jealous bitches?

by Anonymousreply 10611/18/2012

Lick it and worship, pussyboys.

by Anonymousreply 10711/18/2012

My favorite kind of guy. I'd let the guy at R40 do whatever he wanted with me, all day long.

by Anonymousreply 10811/18/2012

Nice!

by Anonymousreply 10911/18/2012
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