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Cristiano Ronaldo's cock

Real or fake?

by Anonymousreply 2510/31/2012

that's real

by Anonymousreply 204/25/2012

It's a real cock. Just not his.

by Anonymousreply 304/25/2012

you wish but that's photoshopped! lol.

by Anonymousreply 404/25/2012

Fake, but exactly how I imagined it. Small, hairless with a tight ball sack.

by Anonymousreply 504/25/2012

Evidence, please!

by Anonymousreply 604/25/2012

I definitely imagine it hairless and over-groomed.

by Anonymousreply 704/25/2012

I don't know why but everytime I see Cristiano he reminds me of Tim Tebow. Very metrosexual but sexless.

by Anonymousreply 804/25/2012

[R5], Small? You're a ridiculous joke.

That said, definitely fake.

by Anonymousreply 904/25/2012

The real Cristiano cock has not been mutilated.

by Anonymousreply 1004/25/2012

R9 - The cock in the photos is a similar size to mine. I've got a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 1104/25/2012

Crissie is gay, I'm surprised we don't talk about him more. He's done the same as Ricky Martin in having a child. Unfortunately, he didn't get twins, but he sure was worthy of twins.

by Anonymousreply 1204/25/2012

It's a shame they didn't size the head to that beautiful body they attached it to. That body is way more buff than Crissie's.

by Anonymousreply 1304/25/2012

I'm slightly embarrassed that I know whose penis that is.

by Anonymousreply 1404/25/2012

The body is from a Brazilian actor. I forget his name.

by Anonymousreply 1504/25/2012

Isn't it the body of some Brazilian Z-List celebrity from a South American Big Brother season?

by Anonymousreply 1604/25/2012

He's about 2-inches smaller than the cock in that photo. Princess Tinymeat for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1704/25/2012

He has big dick really

by Anonymousreply 1805/15/2012

Na, his shorts are too small the house a big dick. Its small.

by Anonymousreply 1906/19/2012

Most of these big crotches are nothing more than socks.

by Anonymousreply 2006/19/2012

Fake, alas, fake.

by Anonymousreply 2106/22/2012

i like his cock

by Anonymousreply 2210/31/2012

Ronaldo doesn't have pecs like that. He's almost flat chested like David Beckham.

by Anonymousreply 2310/31/2012

It is fake. The body belongs to a former Spanish Big Brother contestant named Angel Barrachina. Worth a google image search - he's hot!

by Anonymousreply 2410/31/2012

Angel.

by Anonymousreply 2510/31/2012
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