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DAMN! My belly button stinks!

Yeah, laugh if you want, make fun of me, don't care...

But, getting ready to take a shower and scratched inside my navel. It felt kind of moist. Took my finger out and shit, what a funky smell!

What the fuck is it, how do I get rid of it, and what do I do to prevent it in the future?

On hand I have hydrogen peroxide, medicated talcum powder, athlete's foot cream, anti-biotic ointment, and q-tips.

HELP!

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 3203/08/2015

Q-Tip and rubbing alcohol.

Be very diligent when drying off after baths/showers. Dry your bellybutton very well.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 104/04/2012

You sound Fat Miss OP.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 204/04/2012

You're smelling belly button sweat, it tends to reek if you don't clean inside it.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 304/04/2012

What is the exact smell? Is there any discharge?

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 404/04/2012

Thanks R1!

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 504/04/2012

Take a shower. What's the problem? A little soap and water never hurt anyone.

By the way, have you had trouble finding your navel recently and forgot to wash?

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 604/04/2012

No discharge...Smells kinda like between your toes funk after I do a race and don't change my running shoes for a few hours...

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 804/04/2012

I get a certain smell if I don't jerk of in a while, like my cock head is sweating rancid jizz.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 904/04/2012

Damn, I'm getting all hot in the ass reading this

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1004/04/2012

One of the worst threads I've ever read

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1104/04/2012

This calls for some dynamite.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1204/04/2012

Melon baller and a fresh styptic pencil.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1404/04/2012

Fat people have this problem. Fit people don't because water dribbles out of their belly buttons and their belly buttons air dry.

But obese people's rolls of fat trap water inside the belly button after they shower. The poor water can't get out, so it ferments inside the warm, dark, damp flesh folds and bacteria multiplies every day.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1504/04/2012

It may be fungal. Try the q-tip/alcohol application and, yes, keep it dry.

If that doesn't work, try an anti-fungal cream (the jock itch cream may work) and when you shower, wash your navel with an anti-dandruff shampoo.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1604/04/2012

You have a mild yeast infection in the folds of your belly button. Over-the-counter Monistat cream for any type of yeast infection that you would use "down there" will clear it up. Use Monistat in your ass crack if on occasion it gets a bit red or itchy in there.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 1704/04/2012

I think I'm going to hurl.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2104/04/2012

just use some soap

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2204/04/2012

Belly button cancer.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2304/04/2012

Wow this person is having a problem and many ppl do actually.....you don't need to be fkn ass holes

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2410/12/2012

[R24]=newbie

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2510/12/2012

If you only shoot that far when you're jerking off, the smell is the least of your worries.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2610/12/2012

This smell can also come from the types of foods you eat. Ignore the person mentioning fat people having this problem more than fit people.

If you eat a lot of dairy, you will get this odor.

For some people, certain body odors are due to their body chemistry. Some people get fishy, garlic or chicken smelling armpit odor when they eat those foods.

Sure, it someone is grossly obese, they will have trouble cleaning properly, then add the food they eat to the mix and you'll have some really bad funky odors.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2710/12/2012

OP, that is positively GROSS!

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2810/12/2012

I don't even want any of your stuff, OP.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 2910/12/2012

Use a water-pik to blow out your innie. Outies do not ferment.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 3010/12/2012

You people are asshats.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 3103/08/2015

I think I've found a new gimmick for my next video.

by Get me out of Funkytown!reply 3203/08/2015
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