I've seen numerous articles describing Ryan as "handsome" or "goodlooking". In whose world could that be true? The guy looks like every rendering I've ever seen of Ichabod Crane..huge schnoze, Dumbo-like ears, goofy looking hair. Similar also to Alfred E. Newman.
Seriously, do any of you find this dude even remotely attractive?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/18/2016|
There's no accounting for peoples' tastes, OP. There are idiots here who think the human turd, Rick Santorum, is hot. I'm sure, in 1933, there were gay men who thought Hitler was hot.
Who knows what goes on in peoples heads.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/02/2012|
Other than the ears he looks incredibly like Matthew Morrison.
Also, he's got a banging body.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/02/2012|
[quote]In whose world could that be true?
Washington DC. You know, "Hollywood for Ugly People".
PR is Matthew Bomer compared to most of his colleagues on the Hill.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/02/2012|
He's nerd cute. I was hoping he'd run for president and win.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/02/2012|
He looks like Pugsley Addams
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/02/2012|
He would look good -- in drag.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/02/2012|
R12, that's Andrew Kavovit, not Paul Ryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/02/2012|
Not long ago, he was a guest on Chris Wallace's show. At the end, they rolled out a birthday cake for him as a surprise. Paul Ryan looked horrified. At first, Chris thought he was shocked for having his age called out on TV until Ryan explained that it was the cake that freaked him out. "Why don't you cut a slice?" asked Chris and Ryan responded, "No, I don't touch cake. I haven't eaten [fill in the evil ingredients here] since [fill in some long ago year]." He stared at the cake like it was a turd ready to bite him.
It was REALLY awkward and made him look totally out of touch with real 'merkins who enjoy a taste of cake on their birthday, especially when it is offered as a gesture of good will. Thankfully, this all happened on the Fox News network.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/02/2012|
The cake thing is because Paul is a fitness guy (P90X right now like Aaron Shock), and should be kind of well known for it among members of the press. So they shouldn't have been surprised by his aversion to cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/02/2012|
He's attractive enough, if he advocated policies that weren't repellent.
Most people don't look like movie stars or porn actors, so I don't get the notion that he's so hideously ugly most of us would be horrified by his appearance if he were a friend of a friend who tried to hook up with us.
That said, the fact he's a Republican (even if he were a so-called moderate Republican) makes him off limits to me. The fact his financial proposals are so ridiculous no sane person could agree with them makes him more than off-limits, they make him disgusting to me, regardless what his physical appearance is.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/02/2012|
He's a workout fanatic and runner, so he likely has a very hot bod. Great fantasy with him and Aaron in the House gym steamroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/02/2012|
BDF, gorgeous eyes, sexy jug ears and big lickable nose, fab hair, ivory skin: he's got that hot Tyrolean thing going on, and I'm panting for more. If I can ease him out of his lederhosen, he can strip me of Medicare, tax me till my pips squeak, and whisper Anne Rand nothings in my ear all night.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/02/2012|
Smoking hot bod, he is a huge fitness freak. I've seen him in the locker room at LA sports when I was in D.C.
No sizemeat, but if he douched I would fuck him. (Actually it is pretty small) BDF is pretty much always wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/02/2012|
Never trust a thin-lipped person. Never.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/02/2012|
I saw him on TV yesterday and his fitness obsession is wrecking havoc on his face--very gaunt and wasted.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/02/2012|
Dreamy. He's the only one I haven't had yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/02/2012|
No, R28, that gaunt and wasted look is the result of millions of irate seniors calling him on his bullshit about Medicare.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/02/2012|
He says he's 6'2" and 165 pounds - to me that says he's training too much. He could stand to have some cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/02/2012|
A lot of queens with bad taste on this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/02/2012|
He should have gone by my last name!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/02/2012|
I'm a little surprised by his height & weight stats.
He should consider wearing suits that are more tailored because I think his suit coats don't accentuate his fit/trim bod at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/02/2012|
R21 - but importantly we must ask…is there verificata of size meat?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/02/2012|
Andrew Kavovit would tell you ... he IS Paul Ryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/02/2012|
Schnoze....Anne Rand...wrecking havoc.....OH DEAR...
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/03/2012|
Yeah he is attractive. You gays want him, admit it. The fact you can't have him and he pisses you off make you want him all that much more. So you make up some lie, like he's fugly to convince yourself you don't get all excited by the thought of him.
Yet you yearn for him, desire him, and want to have his ass babies
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/03/2012|
As someone who frequently makes stuff up, I can tell you that R26 is a fib. The guy is mule hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/03/2012|
Thanks for pointing that out, R42. I cringed.
On the other hand, it's hard to blame people for spelling it Anne when even some of her biggest fans pronounce it "Ann."
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/03/2012|
R44 has never seen it but he 'knows'.
R44 is lost in fantasy, enjoy your fantasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/03/2012|
Paul Ryan looks HIDEOUS in a photo on Kimberly Guilfoyle's Facebook page.
I didn't even recognize him!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/15/2012|
She looks pretty hideous in that photo, herself, R47.
But most of us can take a really terrible photo when we only have one shot for a head-on mugshot style pic and we have to smile on demand and hope for the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/15/2012|
This is no different than Repugs trying to convince people that Dan Quayle would get them the women's vote because he "looks like Robert Redford" (HAH!).
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/15/2012|
It's almost as ridiculous as thinking Obama is attractive....
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/11/2012|
Paul Ryan is hideous. How anyone could consider him even remotely good looking is a stretch. Of course, I'm convinced his character is even uglier.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/24/2012|
He may have a nice body (who can tell, because he dresses like Mortimer Snerd). But some of us are more into faces and his face is one only a mother could love, imo.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/24/2012|
Yeah, he's a pretty attractive guy, actually. I'm referring to his face. To call him hideous is ridiculous in my opinion, although obviously character influences how attractive someone is to us.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/24/2012|
OMFG. 4chan started a game called "Let's put Paul Ryan in Unusual Places".
I am fucking crying from laughing so hard. What a nice break from watching weather porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/29/2012|
This is my current favorite
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/29/2012|
That's actually quite hot, R57.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/29/2012|
[quote] The guy is mule hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/29/2012|
I would love to deepthroat Paul Ryan's hot thick cock while getting fucked by Tagg Romney, while the other 4 Romeny brothers jack off and shoot their loads on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/29/2012|
Before the "oh dear" brigade starts up, Romeny should read Romney.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/29/2012|
[R61] Oh Aaron. Time to take your medication,
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/29/2012|
Never trust anyone with thin lips. They're all psychopaths.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/29/2012|
Mother dear, you know that the only medication I need is my daily protein injection.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/29/2012|
Bet he does have a fat cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/30/2012|
You know he's believing all this BS about him being handsome when he's doing hus PX90 workout.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/30/2012|
And his hair is pure Dagwood Bumstead.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/30/2012|
re-reading the posts is hilarious.
I still find him oddly attractive (if I never met him, saw him at the gym and made a decision on his looks/body).
I was sad to read he is a tinydick. He looks to have a huge one. Perhaps a grower?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/13/2012|
looks pretty damn cute with a beard. Hate him. Love his coloring. Rosy,fair skin,dark hair and jewel tone eyes.
I would hold my nose and fuck the hell out of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/13/2015|
Fuckin' LOVING him with the scruff.
I would marry him if he wasn't a sociopath.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/13/2015|
R71, he's black Irish. Not really a rare look and there are plenty of us who aren't sociopaths.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/13/2015|
He is seriously lacking in charisma. Just not a compelling speaker. Really smarmy. It's like he's always speaking to a town hall of old folks who are too stupid and need to be explained everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/13/2015|
I'd take Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick) over that malarkey any day of the week.
Now, if I can only figure out what I did with my teeth...
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/13/2015|
I'd walk into his office as my drag alter-ego Monica LeWhiskey, wearing the famous blue dress, and I'd roll my tongue around that helmet until my teeth were flossed more completely than when I did it with my dentist. Then I'd pull away so he'd explode all over my dress, and I could sell it to Kanye West, who respects true artistry.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/13/2015|
R7 gets it. He's the perfect puppet.
The anonymous minions who serve our billionaire masters just need to find an attractive hollow puppet that appeals to the market place and can act as lever for their legislative requirements. They may as well remove his voicebox and insert a microphone.
The real and cold-sweat danger is that hollow puppets aren't good at responding to situations which, with foolish mistakes, could threaten the nation.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/14/2015|
You are living inside my head, R76. I was thinking about the very same thing: helmet head, thick wirey pubes, flossing... I don't look good in a blue dress; purple, green or orange would be better. How tall are your stilettos?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/18/2016|