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Paul Ryan...

I've seen numerous articles describing Ryan as "handsome" or "goodlooking". In whose world could that be true? The guy looks like every rendering I've ever seen of Ichabod Crane..huge schnoze, Dumbo-like ears, goofy looking hair. Similar also to Alfred E. Newman.

Seriously, do any of you find this dude even remotely attractive?

by Anonymousreply 7702/14/2015

He has BDF.

by Anonymousreply 104/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 204/02/2012

BDF face and hands.

by Anonymousreply 304/02/2012

There's no accounting for peoples' tastes, OP. There are idiots here who think the human turd, Rick Santorum, is hot. I'm sure, in 1933, there were gay men who thought Hitler was hot.

Who knows what goes on in peoples heads.

by Anonymousreply 404/02/2012

Other than the ears he looks incredibly like Matthew Morrison.

Also, he's got a banging body.

by Anonymousreply 504/02/2012

[quote]In whose world could that be true?

Washington DC. You know, "Hollywood for Ugly People".

PR is Matthew Bomer compared to most of his colleagues on the Hill.

by Anonymousreply 604/02/2012

He's nerd cute. I was hoping he'd run for president and win.

by Anonymousreply 804/02/2012

He looks like Pugsley Addams

by Anonymousreply 904/02/2012

Make that Eddie Munster

by Anonymousreply 1004/02/2012

He would look good -- in drag.

by Anonymousreply 1404/02/2012

Eddie Munster for sure

by Anonymousreply 1604/02/2012

R12, that's Andrew Kavovit, not Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 1704/02/2012

Not long ago, he was a guest on Chris Wallace's show. At the end, they rolled out a birthday cake for him as a surprise. Paul Ryan looked horrified. At first, Chris thought he was shocked for having his age called out on TV until Ryan explained that it was the cake that freaked him out. "Why don't you cut a slice?" asked Chris and Ryan responded, "No, I don't touch cake. I haven't eaten [fill in the evil ingredients here] since [fill in some long ago year]." He stared at the cake like it was a turd ready to bite him.

It was REALLY awkward and made him look totally out of touch with real 'merkins who enjoy a taste of cake on their birthday, especially when it is offered as a gesture of good will. Thankfully, this all happened on the Fox News network.

by Anonymousreply 1804/02/2012

The cake thing is because Paul is a fitness guy (P90X right now like Aaron Shock), and should be kind of well known for it among members of the press. So they shouldn't have been surprised by his aversion to cake.

by Anonymousreply 1904/02/2012

He's attractive enough, if he advocated policies that weren't repellent.

Most people don't look like movie stars or porn actors, so I don't get the notion that he's so hideously ugly most of us would be horrified by his appearance if he were a friend of a friend who tried to hook up with us.

That said, the fact he's a Republican (even if he were a so-called moderate Republican) makes him off limits to me. The fact his financial proposals are so ridiculous no sane person could agree with them makes him more than off-limits, they make him disgusting to me, regardless what his physical appearance is.

by Anonymousreply 2004/02/2012

He's a workout fanatic and runner, so he likely has a very hot bod. Great fantasy with him and Aaron in the House gym steamroom.

by Anonymousreply 2204/02/2012

BDF, gorgeous eyes, sexy jug ears and big lickable nose, fab hair, ivory skin: he's got that hot Tyrolean thing going on, and I'm panting for more. If I can ease him out of his lederhosen, he can strip me of Medicare, tax me till my pips squeak, and whisper Anne Rand nothings in my ear all night.

by Anonymousreply 2304/02/2012

Smoking hot bod, he is a huge fitness freak. I've seen him in the locker room at LA sports when I was in D.C.

No sizemeat, but if he douched I would fuck him. (Actually it is pretty small) BDF is pretty much always wrong.

by Anonymousreply 2604/02/2012

Never trust a thin-lipped person. Never.

by Anonymousreply 2704/02/2012

I saw him on TV yesterday and his fitness obsession is wrecking havoc on his face--very gaunt and wasted.

by Anonymousreply 2804/02/2012

Dreamy. He's the only one I haven't had yet.

by Anonymousreply 2904/02/2012

No, R28, that gaunt and wasted look is the result of millions of irate seniors calling him on his bullshit about Medicare.

by Anonymousreply 3004/02/2012

He says he's 6'2" and 165 pounds - to me that says he's training too much. He could stand to have some cake.

by Anonymousreply 3104/02/2012

A lot of queens with bad taste on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3404/02/2012

He should have gone by my last name!

by Anonymousreply 3504/02/2012

I'm a little surprised by his height & weight stats.

He should consider wearing suits that are more tailored because I think his suit coats don't accentuate his fit/trim bod at all.

by Anonymousreply 3604/02/2012

He's dreamy!!

by Anonymousreply 3704/02/2012

R21 - but importantly we must ask…is there verificata of size meat?

by Anonymousreply 3804/02/2012

Irish curse.

by Anonymousreply 3904/02/2012

Andrew Kavovit would tell you ... he IS Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 4004/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 4104/02/2012

Schnoze....Anne Rand...wrecking havoc.....OH DEAR...

by Anonymousreply 4204/03/2012

Yeah he is attractive. You gays want him, admit it. The fact you can't have him and he pisses you off make you want him all that much more. So you make up some lie, like he's fugly to convince yourself you don't get all excited by the thought of him.

Yet you yearn for him, desire him, and want to have his ass babies

by Anonymousreply 4304/03/2012

As someone who frequently makes stuff up, I can tell you that R26 is a fib. The guy is mule hung.

by Anonymousreply 4404/03/2012

Thanks for pointing that out, R42. I cringed.

On the other hand, it's hard to blame people for spelling it Anne when even some of her biggest fans pronounce it "Ann."

by Anonymousreply 4504/03/2012

R44 has never seen it but he 'knows'.

R44 is lost in fantasy, enjoy your fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 4604/03/2012

Paul Ryan looks HIDEOUS in a photo on Kimberly Guilfoyle's Facebook page.

I didn't even recognize him!

by Anonymousreply 4704/15/2012

Any shirtless pictures?

by Anonymousreply 4804/15/2012

She looks pretty hideous in that photo, herself, R47.

But most of us can take a really terrible photo when we only have one shot for a head-on mugshot style pic and we have to smile on demand and hope for the best.

by Anonymousreply 4904/15/2012

This is no different than Repugs trying to convince people that Dan Quayle would get them the women's vote because he "looks like Robert Redford" (HAH!).

by Anonymousreply 5004/15/2012

It's almost as ridiculous as thinking Obama is attractive....

by Anonymousreply 5108/11/2012

Paul Ryan is hideous. How anyone could consider him even remotely good looking is a stretch. Of course, I'm convinced his character is even uglier.

by Anonymousreply 5208/24/2012

He may have a nice body (who can tell, because he dresses like Mortimer Snerd). But some of us are more into faces and his face is one only a mother could love, imo.

by Anonymousreply 5308/24/2012

Yeah, he's a pretty attractive guy, actually. I'm referring to his face. To call him hideous is ridiculous in my opinion, although obviously character influences how attractive someone is to us.

by Anonymousreply 5508/24/2012

OMFG. 4chan started a game called "Let's put Paul Ryan in Unusual Places".

I am fucking crying from laughing so hard. What a nice break from watching weather porn.

by Anonymousreply 5610/29/2012

This is my current favorite

by Anonymousreply 5710/29/2012

That's actually quite hot, R57.

by Anonymousreply 5810/29/2012

This was on reddit

by Anonymousreply 5910/29/2012

[quote] The guy is mule hung.

Soooo... sterile?

by Anonymousreply 6010/29/2012

I would love to deepthroat Paul Ryan's hot thick cock while getting fucked by Tagg Romney, while the other 4 Romeny brothers jack off and shoot their loads on my face.

by Anonymousreply 6110/29/2012

Before the "oh dear" brigade starts up, Romeny should read Romney.

by Anonymousreply 6210/29/2012

[R61] Oh Aaron. Time to take your medication,

by Anonymousreply 6310/29/2012

Never trust anyone with thin lips. They're all psychopaths.

by Anonymousreply 6410/29/2012

Mother dear, you know that the only medication I need is my daily protein injection.

by Anonymousreply 6510/29/2012

Bet he does have a fat cock.

by Anonymousreply 6610/30/2012

You know he's believing all this BS about him being handsome when he's doing hus PX90 workout.

by Anonymousreply 6710/30/2012

And his hair is pure Dagwood Bumstead.

by Anonymousreply 6810/30/2012

He has tinydick face.

by Anonymousreply 6910/30/2012

re-reading the posts is hilarious.

I still find him oddly attractive (if I never met him, saw him at the gym and made a decision on his looks/body).

I was sad to read he is a tinydick. He looks to have a huge one. Perhaps a grower?

by Anonymousreply 7011/13/2012

looks pretty damn cute with a beard. Hate him. Love his coloring. Rosy,fair skin,dark hair and jewel tone eyes.

I would hold my nose and fuck the hell out of him.

by Anonymousreply 7102/13/2015

Fuckin' LOVING him with the scruff.

I would marry him if he wasn't a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 7202/13/2015

R71, he's black Irish. Not really a rare look and there are plenty of us who aren't sociopaths.

by Anonymousreply 7302/13/2015

He is seriously lacking in charisma. Just not a compelling speaker. Really smarmy. It's like he's always speaking to a town hall of old folks who are too stupid and need to be explained everything.

by Anonymousreply 7402/13/2015

I'd take Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick) over that malarkey any day of the week.

Now, if I can only figure out what I did with my teeth...

by Anonymousreply 7502/13/2015

I'd walk into his office as my drag alter-ego Monica LeWhiskey, wearing the famous blue dress, and I'd roll my tongue around that helmet until my teeth were flossed more completely than when I did it with my dentist. Then I'd pull away so he'd explode all over my dress, and I could sell it to Kanye West, who respects true artistry.

by Anonymousreply 7602/13/2015

R7 gets it. He's the perfect puppet.

The anonymous minions who serve our billionaire masters just need to find an attractive hollow puppet that appeals to the market place and can act as lever for their legislative requirements. They may as well remove his voicebox and insert a microphone.

The real and cold-sweat danger is that hollow puppets aren't good at responding to situations which, with foolish mistakes, could threaten the nation.

by Anonymousreply 7702/14/2015
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