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New Progressive Commercial Pitch Man

The actor's name is John Jenkinson. He's in several of the new Progressive commercials as the sort of anti-"Flo" (the funny brunette woman in all those other Progressive ads). He's hot in that '70s porn star kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 3401/27/2013

He's hot in any kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 103/30/2012

That guy looks like he's been slathered in grease and dipped in BO.

by Anonymousreply 203/30/2012

Yes, he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 303/30/2012

And yet, he's still hot, R2.

by Anonymousreply 403/30/2012

No '70s porn star would have that seedy stubble.

by Anonymousreply 503/30/2012

For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.

by Anonymousreply 603/30/2012

He's smoking hot, and get a load of liev Schreiber in the "Goon" trailer.

He is magnificent.

by Anonymousreply 703/30/2012

I'd let him stick it ALL in. Not just the head.

by Anonymousreply 803/31/2012

You like greasy hair and BO, R8?

Date a lot of garbage men just coming off their shifts, do you?

by Anonymousreply 903/31/2012

Reminds me of a scuzzy John Schneider, in his Dukes of Hazard years.


by Anonymousreply 1003/31/2012

R9, "mincing prisspot" doesn't do you justice.

by Anonymousreply 1103/31/2012

Yes. He is very cute.

But a naked Andy Dick would be better than Flo the Insurance Lady. I'm so sick of this simple bitch it's not even funny.

by Anonymousreply 1203/31/2012

"the funny brunette woman in all those other Progressive ads"

She was supposed to be funny?

by Anonymousreply 1303/31/2012

Any thoughts on the subtle wink at the Black dude laying on the bed trying out mattresses with his wife? I thought that was sort of seductive.

by Anonymousreply 1403/31/2012

i like the guy that puts out the guys eye with a champagne cork and wants to forget January.

by Anonymousreply 1503/31/2012

R11 --- Please get bit post haste, then run go die.

by Anonymousreply 1603/31/2012

R9, his hair is hardly greasy. Not everyone can approximate that dry, wrinkled, 55 year old insurance salesman look you appear to cherish so much.

I'm sure you're just bitter and angry since your caftan gets stuck to your rolls of fat when you try to hoist it for the UPS man - or whoever you're begging these days to penetrate that pus-filled ass gash of yours. Polyester is very form fitting, toots, and it just grabs all that lard and won't let go.

by Anonymousreply 1703/31/2012

I LOVE that commercial, r14!

by Anonymousreply 1803/31/2012

Won't age well.

by Anonymousreply 1903/31/2012

+ greasy hair and B. O.

by Anonymousreply 2003/31/2012

yes he's kinda cute - but I love that new Brad guy who refers to himself in the first person - I think he's a doll

by Anonymousreply 2103/31/2012

Has kind of a young (unbathed) William H. Macy vibe.

by Anonymousreply 2203/31/2012

Worked with him on one of the spots. Kind of a douche. He came to the audition looking like that, and they like his look so much, that they make 4 copies of his wardrobe.

That said, the client likes to micro-mange his hair/facial hair- he hates it.

by Anonymousreply 2304/01/2012

Client needs make that guy wash his hair STAT, or keep all open flames away, or that set will will go up in a raging grease fire!

by Anonymousreply 2404/01/2012

Funny, R23, but the fact that he's douchey makes him that much hotter.

by Anonymousreply 2504/01/2012

Ohmggaa, my grammar was horrible...sorry grammar queens...I sound like I'm off the boat.

His hair is clean, but it's all product that make it looks that way.

by Anonymousreply 2604/01/2012

He has Big Dick Face

by Anonymousreply 2704/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 2804/01/2012

Be specific, R2. What kind of BO?

by Anonymousreply 2904/10/2012

Here's Johnny!

by Anonymousreply 3004/23/2012

Naked Johnny

by Anonymousreply 3104/23/2012

He reminds me of a 1970s version the the 1990s Don Wildman, host of Cities of the Underworld.

I'd do filthy things for either (or both.)

by Anonymousreply 3204/23/2012

Johnny in short-shorts

by Anonymousreply 3304/23/2012

Hairy new pic

by Anonymousreply 3401/27/2013
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