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Oh my god. "Dial a Star".. Pay $10-$20 a minute to talk to D listers

Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Jeremy London, Octomom, Chris Crocker, Jeremy Jackon, Thom Bierdz, Tia Tequila, Daniells Staub, Johnny Fairplay, Brace.. And there are more, but those are the only names I recognize.

Wow.

by Anonymousreply 7905/28/2013

That is hilarious, OP. Wonder how come Chris Crocker demands top rate $20 while Octomom has to settle for a pawltry $12.

by Anonymousreply 103/26/2012

[quote] has to settle for a pawltry $12.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 203/26/2012

Oh my, this is just awful. And hilarious. I really thought OP was joking.

I guess there is stratification even within the D-list community, although I think it is very generous to even D-list with these "celebs". Poor Eric Tyson, whoever he is. Only $8 per minute to talk to him.

by Anonymousreply 303/26/2012

Fuck, It's 5:00 on a shitty Monday and I made a fucking typo. Oh, Dear.

by Anonymousreply 403/26/2012

Can you imagine all the shit people will talk to people like Dina and Michael Lohan??

This is even worse than those terrible z list autograph conventions.

Someone call Thom Bierdz and ask about his huge, ledgendary, milky loads.

by Anonymousreply 503/26/2012

Mindy Hall is one of them, and she's not even an actress, she's a make-up person.

[quote]Mindy Hall is a makeup artist who has worked on films such as Star Trek (2009), World Trade Center (2006), Pearl Harbor (2001) and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010). She won her Oscar for Best Makeup in 2010, for her work on Star Trek.

I don't recognize any of them except the Lohans.

by Anonymousreply 603/26/2012

poor Jeremy london - had a crush on him once upon a time.

by Anonymousreply 703/26/2012

I am tempted to call M Lohan to ask him about his muscles and his fishnet top in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 803/26/2012

Now, why on earth would a makeup artist who just won an Oscar a few years ago have to do this? And who the hell would want to talk to her?

by Anonymousreply 903/26/2012

How does this work, do you make an appointment, or do the D- listers spend all day at home, waiting for the phone to ring?

Not that any of them have anything better to do.

by Anonymousreply 1003/26/2012

I wonder what percentage the star gets? Anyone who is Thom Bierdz's Facebook friend care to share if he's posted about this??

by Anonymousreply 1103/26/2012

Looks like they are on call for certain hours. Some say "call now" and others say "make an appointment."

by Anonymousreply 1303/26/2012

Say what you will about these Z-listers, but what does this say about the people who would pay money--or who even have the desire--to talk to these faux celebrities?

by Anonymousreply 1403/26/2012

[quote]Some say "call now" and others say "make an appointment."

That's the sad part. Are they just sitting there staring at the phone and hoping someone calls? Praying someone wants to talk long enough to pay the electric bill that's due on Friday?

by Anonymousreply 1503/26/2012

The advertising about how private the calls are--no one is listening, no one is recording--suggest that you can get a bit more than a private version of "Leave Britney Alone" from Chris Crocker.

by Anonymousreply 1603/26/2012

30 of the people listed I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK THEY ARE !!

Could you buy Chris Crocker for 2 minutes and ask him to keep screaming "Leave Brittany Alone" ??

And who the hell is 'Kris Herzog' and why does he think he's worth $ 27 a minute ??

Poor 'Donald Farmer' (whoever you are ...) @ $ 5 a minute.

by Anonymousreply 1703/26/2012

Oh come on, someone dial Octomom and offer to buy a baby. See how much she wants!

by Anonymousreply 1903/26/2012

Maybe Kirk Cameron will do phone sex.

by Anonymousreply 2003/26/2012

[quote] How does this work, do you make an appointment, or do the D- listers spend all day at home, waiting for the phone to ring?

I'm guessing that they have cell phones so they don't have to always stay in one place. Also you likely probably put in your info and then they call YOU.

by Anonymousreply 2103/26/2012

There used to be another site out there with a slightly better class of celebrities, mostly old sports stars but some actors and actresses, where you could hire them to call someone on their birthday or anniversary or whatever, and that one made sense.

You hired the retired quarterback from Dad's favorite pro team, and he called at 3pm on the dot and greeted Pop by name and said he just wanted to call and wish his favorite fan a happy 75th. I could see that. It's like hiring Santa, except for adults. I think that cost 2-300 dollars and there was an autographed photo or something involved.

With this one I can't imagine how a call could possibly last more than 5 minutes before you run out of things to say.

by Anonymousreply 2203/26/2012

R22, at least tat makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 2303/26/2012

I soooooooo want to ask Michael Lohan boring questions while I masturbate, as long as I KNOW it makes him uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 2403/27/2012

I see AJ Benza, one of DL's favorite "WHET" people, is on the list.

Call him up and ask him: a) AJ, are you queer? and b) WHET your career? If he refuses to answer question b, tell him you have the answer: show business, ain't it a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 2503/27/2012

$20 for Brace? Who is Brace?

by Anonymousreply 2603/27/2012

R26, you should call him and report back to us. I've heard that talking to him is like having three orgasms at once.

by Anonymousreply 2703/27/2012

LOL R27!

by Anonymousreply 2803/27/2012

How do the callers even know it's really the "celebs"? It could be some poor temp from Illinois pretending to be Dina Lohan.

by Anonymousreply 2903/27/2012

Call them from a pharmacy's phone. They'll pick up on the first ring.

by Anonymousreply 3003/27/2012

Hey, if anyone calls be sure and fill us all in. This sounds like a hoot. If I had money to burn I'd do it in a New York minute.

by Anonymousreply 3103/27/2012

I wonder what Kathy Griffin would go for?

by Anonymousreply 3203/27/2012

You could ask Chris Crocker to be the voice on your outgoing message. "Leave Anonymous ALONE!!!!" Is that worth paying for?

We could start a paypal account for contributions, post a bunch of questions, and designate a DLer to call AJ Benza to get all his dish.

by Anonymousreply 3303/27/2012

KIM G?!!!! KIM FUCKING G!!!

What a bargain!

*dials*

by Anonymousreply 3403/27/2012

Wendy Williams calls Dina Lohan!

Let's call Jeremy Jackson, and have phone sex with him!

by Anonymousreply 3505/05/2013

I feel like Waka Flocka is above this, which is not a phrase I ever anticipated typing.

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2013

I am moderately horrified that I know who a lot of those morons are. That being said, if I had a gift certificate, I would love to talk to Mama Jones from Love & Hip Hop and ask her how her perfume is selling. She's a hoot - she named it a slang word for The Vagina.

Also wouldn't mind seeing what's up with other reality whores Alex and Simon from RHONY.

by Anonymousreply 3705/05/2013

OMG - stop the presses. Forget the RHONY whores, I'm saving my money to talk to Bobby Trendy, Tanning Mom and Wink Martindale.

by Anonymousreply 3805/05/2013

You can Snooki's ex Emilio for $4/min. If I thought he would talk dirty to me for 5 mins. I'd probably do it and report back. Yes, I like guidos.

Do you think there are rules and guidelines about acceptable topics if you actually registered to do this?

by Anonymousreply 3905/05/2013

Simon (Alex's husband from RHONY) is $10/minute. Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 4105/05/2013

Alex McCord!!! Ha Ha

by Anonymousreply 4205/05/2013

Oh my God! Not Thelma from Good Times!

Looks like even celebrities are having hard times right now...

by Anonymousreply 4305/06/2013

One guy claim to fame is lying about having a deAD Grandmother. Wasn't randy Spears also a porn star? They didn't mention that...

The world is going to hell...

by Anonymousreply 4405/06/2013

Zach from Real World San Diego is the Thor looking guy who fought with Frank.

by Anonymousreply 4505/06/2013

So do you think I could call Zachary Gordon? Do you think he would wear his white socks and chucks while we talk?

by Anonymousreply 4605/06/2013

can anyone tell if there's a minimum? Or can people call up for 1-2 mins just to tell someone to fuck off?

by Anonymousreply 4705/06/2013

Yes, R44, Randy is a porn star.

I clicked the show list and saw American Dad on there, and he was the only one on there. I didn't recognize him so I looked up his IMDB and it says he voiced a character that was only in 2 episodes! Then there's a lot of porn movies listed.

by Anonymousreply 4805/06/2013

Bobby Trendy is only $8/min.

by Anonymousreply 4905/06/2013

figure the "stars" are getting 50% of the take. It's good money if people stay on the phone for 20-45 mins, but not if they call Michael and Dina Lohan to tell them they're shitty parents and then hang up.

by Anonymousreply 5005/06/2013

In that clip of Wendy Williams she said for the call to Dina Lohan there is an initial $50 fee and then it's $25 a minute. So even if you talk for two minutes it'll cost you $100.

If I'm spending a C-note for a whore I'd rather it go towards the HK variety instead of one of these turds.

by Anonymousreply 5105/06/2013

[quote]So do you think I could call Zachary Gordon? Do you think he would wear his white socks and chucks while we talk?

He's A list. The world will have to wait until his white socks don't look so good on him before chatting for $.

by Anonymousreply 5205/06/2013

I found that site around 6 months ago ( called ``Dial a STAR``,no less) and before I klicked the link I thought that this is either a charity thing with maybe c-list but concrete celebrities or z-list nobodies who maybe had the camera on them once and now desperately want attention and money. When I clicked the link all my most cynical expectations were surpassed. I mean,WHO would want to regard Michael Lohan a STAR and what would they want to talk about with him. And just when I thought` well just Octomom is missing` sure enough there she was. This is even worse than paying to pose with a cardboard cutout. It`s officially the most pathetic thing I`ve ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 5305/06/2013

Dial-a-bump.

by Anonymousreply 5405/26/2013

About 140 'stars' listed on that site .... and I'm lucky if I know 7 of them. Stars, indeed.

by Anonymousreply 5505/26/2013

Tanning Mom

(Media Personality)

$10

Call Me!

by Anonymousreply 5605/26/2013

[quote]So do you think I could call Zachary Gordon? Do you think he would wear his white socks and chucks while we talk?

If I could lick his legs, I'd pay.

by Anonymousreply 5705/26/2013

So this is where reality fame whores go to die?

by Anonymousreply 5805/26/2013

Where are the soap whores?

by Anonymousreply 5905/26/2013

According to her profile, "Tyra Sanchez is a major influence to beings all over the world!" - and you can get her at the bargain basement price of $2.00 a min...

That's very affordable, no?

by Anonymousreply 6005/26/2013

Randy Spears! A tired porn dude. Hawt!

by Anonymousreply 6105/26/2013

He was also married to the little girl from The Adams Family TV series r48...

by Anonymousreply 6205/26/2013

Am I supposed to have any idea who 90% of these people are?

by Anonymousreply 6305/26/2013

For that kind of money they'd better be willing to get you off.

by Anonymousreply 6405/26/2013

R62 ...Jerry Butler was married to Lisa Loring, Wednesday.

by Anonymousreply 6505/26/2013

Their little bios on the site are hilarious. I hope they wrote them themselves. This is my favorite:

[quote]Iliana a Playboy Cybergirl of the Week 2003, Professional Model for Fashion, Print and Commercial, S.A.G. Actress, A.S.C.A.P. Songwriter/Recording Artist, Internet Celebrity, Entrepreneur and Mom. Iliana is a quadruple/quintuple threat using her growing celebrity status to launch her ever-increasing brand line of products which include: a Brazilian Swimwear line called "Caliente!", an all-natural mineral-based cosmetics line called "Iliana Cosmetics" ("I.C.") at IlianaCosmetics.com, a cafepress.com/platinumprican expanded line of her custom-made novelty items and clothing. Also in-the-works: her own "Caliente! Vodka" line and a Web-Reality series...So Stay tuned! Ciao! xoxo Iliana. Iliana is managed by World Entertainment Agency.

What the hell is "a quadruple/quintuple threat"?

by Anonymousreply 6605/26/2013

Couldn't find Thom Bierdz listed. Has he retired from the phone biz?

by Anonymousreply 6705/26/2013

This is the best:

[quote]Bern Nadette Stanis is best known as the quick witted, sexy savvy and the original “It” girl, Thelma Evans, from the groundbreaking, first African American sitcom, “Good Times.” The still sexy 70’s star needs no redefining. Bern Nadette remains the personification of the ‘gem’ that young girls want to emulate and that we’ve all come to know and love. [bold]Undeniably, the onyx beauty is exquisitely graceful in the naturalist of forms.[/bold] A classy sophisticated and humble spirit is all embodied in this brilliant actress and author. Bern Nadette’s place in television history has been secured not solely based on her undeniable sex appeal and good looks, but instead based on her undeniable contributions to redefining the role of the young black girl from ghettos across America in the minds of the overwhelming masses prone to stereotypic beliefs. Bern Nadette through ‘Thelma’ proved to audiences everywhere that Black girls with the support of their strong families have sky-is-the limit dreams and unshakeable faith and hope! Bern Nadette (Thelma) showed that a ‘ghetto girl’ from Chicago’s inner city projects lived a life full of hopes and dreams girded by intelligence, respect, dignity and grace, and for Bern Nadette Stanis these characteristics weren’t learned in acting class. Bern Nadette is a wonderfully trained and graceful dancer as was witnessed on many of the Good Times episodes. In everything that Bern Nadette did it was marked with beauty, form and style extraordinaire. [bold]Without question as long as there is a television, there will be a Bern Nadette Stanis across our TV screens with her dramatic, comedic, witty one liners, daintiness, sexy but innocent, and daddy’s little girl charm.[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 6805/26/2013

[quote]Bern Nadette Stanis is best known as the quick witted, sexy savvy and the original “It” girl, Thelma Evans,

The original "It"girl?????

by Anonymousreply 6905/26/2013

Wink Martindale? I'm in!

by Anonymousreply 7005/26/2013

Is that supposed to be a "unique" way of spelling Bernadette?

by Anonymousreply 7105/26/2013

Wow, Bern Nadette sounds even crazier than me...

by Anonymousreply 7205/27/2013

Poor Tyra Sanchez won the 2nd season of Drag Race, when the prize was still a paltry $25,000. It went up to $75,000 the year after and is up to at least $100,000 now.

by Anonymousreply 7305/27/2013

Chris Crocker could have extended his fame if he did impressions of Kate Gosselin. He had a resemblance to her back in 2007-2009 at the height of her fame. I suggested the impression to him yet he never did it.

by Anonymousreply 7405/27/2013

R68 wins! How impossible is that one, I ask! Someone actually wrote that!

by Anonymousreply 7505/27/2013

Wake up and smell your pussy! You know you seen Laura do it.

by Anonymousreply 7605/27/2013

Ashley McNeely (reality TV) has the most embarrassingly lowest price of all: $2/minute. That would be some really cheap phone sex!

by Anonymousreply 7705/27/2013

Bern Nadette did a perfectly acceptable, though unexceptional, job on Good Times 40 yrs ago. She has nothing to be embarrassed about, even though the show itself was often poorly written and was embarrassing in many ways. But Good Times isn't her embarrassment, it's that she didn't realize her 15 minutes were up long ago, and used her remaining acting money to secure a good civilian job. Instead she's still pathetically milking her long forgotten blush of fame, along with the other Dial A Star losers.

by Anonymousreply 7805/27/2013

R78, about your post and Good Times. You should know that Janet Jackson has signed up as part of her comeback tour.

by Anonymousreply 7905/28/2013
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