I'm watching an old episode of Law & Order where Det. Rey Curtis cheated on his wife with a fresh out of college Jennifer Garner. A handsome man who was fortunate to escape from Julia Roberts clutches. He married model/actress Talisa Soto and had a family. He seemed to drop of the radar. Then again, it might be me since I don't watch much TV.
WHET Benjamin Bratt?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/19/2013|
He was just on a repeat of "Modern Family" the other night.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/25/2012|
He's on Private Practice, with newly single hot daddy Tim Daly.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/25/2012|
There was a rumor he was huge, no? I mean, HUGE. Double digits.
Mulia is a well known size queen so I'd believe it.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/25/2012|
This episode must be about 15 years old. He's aged very well.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/25/2012|
He lives in San Francisco.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/25/2012|
Wow, he has changed a lot, R4. I think he used to looks better with a fuller face.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/25/2012|
Who is Mulia, r3?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/25/2012|
Had his own series on A&E called "The Cleaner" where he played rough trade and looked hot.
Now he's cleaned up again and on "Private Practice".
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/25/2012|
Love him. He was great on Modern Family.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/25/2012|
[quote]Who is Mulia
A certain horse-faced, one-note movie actress who has always played herself in every single role. Can you guess who it is?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/25/2012|
What happened to him ? Well, two of his credits stick out to me ... "The Next Best Thing" with Madonna and 'Catwoman' with Halle Berry.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/25/2012|
You mean she was once an Irish Maid?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/25/2012|
[quote] You mean she was once an Irish Maid?
Yup. In a movie called "Mary Reilly"...
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/25/2012|
[quote] actress who has always played herself in every single role.
Erin Brockovich didn't play herself in the film
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/25/2012|
I like him better with age. He was never appealing to me, but with a bit of age, at least he has some character.
I think it is how skinny he is that's a turn-off for me. I like men with muscles and a bit of beef.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/25/2012|
Is a new Datalounge name born? I like Mulia.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/25/2012|
Erin Brockhovitch was being billed as "Pretty Woman goes to Law School".
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/25/2012|
Let's get back on track and focus on Benjamin Bratt's meaty Hispanic pinga.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/25/2012|
Erin Brockhovitch was a hooker?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/25/2012|
Are you deliberately obtuse?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/25/2012|
[quote] movie actress who has always played herself
So I didn't realize not only did Erin Brokovich play herself in the movie, but she was a hooker is well!
Why didn't her hooker past come up in the movie?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/25/2012|
Can we PLEASE get back to discussing Benjamin Bratt's heavy Latin pinga?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/25/2012|
Whynis his last name Bratt?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/25/2012|
He's half Peruvian and half German.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/25/2012|
"Bratt" is short for "bratwurst" - i.e., German for "meaty pinga".
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/25/2012|
Loved him on L&O and a little obscure movied called "Blood In, Blood Out, where he played a gang member.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/25/2012|
They must have beautiful babies.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/25/2012|
By Mulia 'playing herself' it means she is always 'Julia Roberts,' no matter what character she is playing. She has no range as an actress, just her own persona. Christ, you people are dim.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/25/2012|
[quote]"Bratt" is short for "bratwurst" - i.e., German for "meaty pinga".
Good point Berlitz at R26. Do you think Bratt has ever compared the length and girth of his meaty pinga to fellow Latino TV cop Danny Pino? Can you imagine them measuring each other's pingas with a tape before joining forces to hunt down a nefarious criminal?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/25/2012|
His wife is aging much better than he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/25/2012|
I'm sure they do R28 - but they have to [italic]shop at Walmart![/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/25/2012|
I love Benjamin Bratt but must point out that he had a MAJOR nose job soon after he began appearing in films and TV. It made him look very villainous. I can understand why he had it fixed and I guess it was well done as nobody ever seems to point it out.
Sorry not to provide a link but the early photos are not hard to find.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/25/2012|
Forget his nose R33, can you provide links to his turgid pinga?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/25/2012|
Can you imagine how Mulia must have moaned, "I want the fairytale," as she prepared to wrap her Seabiscuit mouth around Bratt's allegedly huge Hispanic pinga?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/25/2012|
What kind of shut-in still thinks it's cute to say "WHET"?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/25/2012|
Didn't the tradition of post-Oscar win break ups begin with Mulia and Benjamin Bratt
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/25/2012|
[quote]What kind of shut-in still thinks it's cute to say "WHET"?
What kind of newbie exhibits total ignorance?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/25/2012|
Do you think she took it up her shitbox too?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/25/2012|
He's still handsome but a bit too thin.
10-15 lbs would do him good.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/25/2012|
When I was on the crew of L&O I'd stare at Benjamin, he looked like an Aztec prince. He really was a stunning looking guy in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/25/2012|
I'd fuck Justin Bieber up yhe butt
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/25/2012|
Did his comportment match his looks, R41?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/25/2012|
Weird, the Jennifer Garner episode was on today ...the one when they kill off Kincaid.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/25/2012|
Someone please post the pre-nosejob pics. He does look scary. His nose was much flatter, and wider, giving him a scary look, as someone mentioned. After NJ , he looked more like a handsome leading man - I'm sure thats why he did it.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/25/2012|
He has very sexy feets, too!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/26/2012|
he looks very native american. german my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/26/2012|
Any info on his pinga? On a few occasions I heard it was at least 9" long and also THICK!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/19/2013|
his wife used to be married to Costas Mandylor
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/19/2013|
He's still on Modern Family, occasionally, as Sofia Vergara's first husband and the mother of her porky son. Looks good, and I guess he's satisfied to be a supporting player rather than the handsome lead. Waiting for pinga pix.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/19/2013|