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Real Housewives of New Jersey - Thread 1

T-minus one month and counting...

Gia is being tortured?

Teresa at her ropes end with Jax & Juicy Joe?

A gay wedding not involving Albie & Joe Gorgon???

Posche Kim a drunk and druggie?

Caroline acting like a cunt!

And more Manzo Boyz than you can shake a stick at!

I simply cannot wait!

by Anonymousreply 60010/16/2012

damn, I just watched the preview on realitea.

So Theresa is really, really crazy?

by Anonymousreply 103/22/2012

I have to admit, I'll be watching!

Can't wait for Melissa's ex-client to approach her!

by Anonymousreply 203/23/2012

Why are they letting Jacqueline come back, after she skipped the reunion? Couldn't they fire her for breach of contract?

by Anonymousreply 303/23/2012

"Joe's not gay ... [italic]right[/italic]?"

by Anonymousreply 403/23/2012

[quote]Why are they letting Jacqueline come back, after she skipped the reunion? Couldn't they fire her for breach of contract?

They had already started filming Season 4 before the Reunion.

Dina is back, too.

by Anonymousreply 503/23/2012

[quote]Can't wait for Melissa's ex-client to approach her!

That was her ex-boss from Lookers, the gentlemen's club where she used to work.

by Anonymousreply 603/23/2012

Wasn't that the incident that everyone said Teresa staged?

by Anonymousreply 703/23/2012

We are ALL back, fagolas!

You ready for US, you fucking mongloid trolls?

Fuck with us and we will snuff you out and flsuh your body parts down the pishadoo!

by Anonymousreply 903/25/2012

I'm still a straight stud.

by Anonymousreply 1003/25/2012

The show needed a new Danielle; it's Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 1103/25/2012

[r9] fagola is yiddish and not Italo ~ get your mockery straight

by Anonymousreply 1203/25/2012

The Manzos and their constant preening and trying to spin off into other franchises really drag this series down.

How long will it be before they start wearing hats and shirts with strategic product placement?

It's like Jersey Shore. They've all figured out how to play to the camera and how to exploit the drama. They need a reboot of people who aren't that sophisticated.

by Anonymousreply 1303/25/2012

For Season 5, Caroline and Jacqueline are rumored to be out and the following classy broads in contention to replace them:

* Sheila Giudice, who's married to Juicy Joe's brother Pete (Google her—she looks like a prison tranny)

* Kim DiPaola, a.k.a. Kim D, owner of Posche Boutique

* Penny Karagiorgis, who owns a local [italic]salon de beauté[/italic] and who, with her husband, "Johnny the Greek," is rumored to know a lot of skeevy stuff about Melissa and Joe

* Heather Robinson, wife of ex-NBA star Clifford Robinson; a friend of Melissa and Kathy's

* Claire Szucs-Pavlinec, Mrs. New Jersey 2010

by Anonymousreply 1403/25/2012

Christ, can anyone pronounce those names???

by Anonymousreply 1503/25/2012

Boring. Beverly Hills is where it is at.

by Anonymousreply 1603/25/2012

I loved the Miami Housewives and don't know why they didn't give it a shot.

by Anonymousreply 1703/25/2012

[quote]by: Melanoma, Geeter, Aureola

Don't forget me, please.

by Anonymousreply 1803/25/2012

r17, it's coming back.

by Anonymousreply 1903/25/2012

Maybe because Miami, like DC, sucked.

They're doing a Dallas show as well because Andy hasn't gotten over that obsession yet.

by Anonymousreply 2003/25/2012

DC was far better than Miami (a yawn fest)

And please anything like "Miami Social" is disastrous, too.

DC, with the Salahis alone was worth it.

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2012

Wasn't Albie and "Best Gay Friend" Gregg a couple before the show started?

by Anonymousreply 2303/27/2012

Milania, Milania, first you were one, then you were two, then you were three, then you were four...

by Anonymousreply 2603/30/2012

Gia's rap song. Classic farce.

by Anonymousreply 2703/30/2012

Gimme pizza you old troll

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2012

Is Granny G. coming back?

by Anonymousreply 2903/30/2012

NJ is coming back before NY?

by Anonymousreply 3003/30/2012

yes, r30, because NY is in deep trouble without a certain super-popular cast member (wink wink). I've pitched an idea for a series to Andy Cohen. It revolves around me as a loving stage mother trying to help my gorgeous daughter Allison become a supermodel.

by Anonymousreply 3103/30/2012

I will enjoy every moment of this season as Teresa gets everything she deserves and becomes the new Danielle. She's totally disgusting. As for New York, they probably don't have enough usable footage again, so they have to get more scenes of Ramona getting drunk and going off the deep end. Another disgusting pig.

by Anonymousreply 3203/30/2012

R5, Dina is not "coming back". She will only appear in one episode (Teresa's Fabellini launch party).

by Anonymousreply 3303/30/2012

R32 needs to seek help.

by Anonymousreply 3403/31/2012

NJ was already filmed. They usually run 2 at once so NY will probably start when OC finishes.

by Anonymousreply 3503/31/2012

Hopefully OC ends soon.

by Anonymousreply 3603/31/2012

I saw Alex last night. Way too much make up and very pale.

by Anonymousreply 3704/01/2012

I think The Real Housewives bubble has burst. A lot of the shows are now hour-long infomercials for books, alcoholic beverages, jewelry lines, purse and shoe collections, etc. People are also realizing that situations are completely manipulated and staged by producers. It was a given that once these shows run year-round (all that changes is the city), exhaustion would set in. It has all gotten too cookie-cutter (there is an explosive dinner event where drama happens, all the housewives take a trip, so on and so forth).

by Anonymousreply 3804/01/2012

No Teresa is going around claiming that reality tv has ruined her family. Of course she goes from Housewives to Celebrity Apprentice, so she couldn't be that concerned. She is a true idiot, perhaps the stupidest woman ever on television.

by Anonymousreply 3904/05/2012

It begins Sunday.Expect the Caroline hate on Mon.

by Anonymousreply 4004/20/2012

DAMN..Ashlee and those lips.

by Anonymousreply 4104/23/2012

The stars of the show are now Joe Gorga's pecs and nips. SWOON!

by Anonymousreply 4304/23/2012

^ Ahem.

by Anonymousreply 4404/23/2012

On Celebrity Apprentice she comes across as a hard worker, not too bright, but certainly not awful.

by Anonymousreply 4504/23/2012

[quote]It revolves around me as a loving stage mother trying to help my gorgeous daughter Allison become a supermodel.

Who for, Georgia Tent and Awning?

by Anonymousreply 4604/23/2012

Joey Pirrella, Melissa's nelly brother-in-law (at last night's pool party and last season's christening and Christmas party), was spotted at a gay bar recently.

by Anonymousreply 4704/23/2012

r47, where did you hear that?

by Anonymousreply 4804/23/2012

Not r47 but it was included here along with the truth about Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 4904/23/2012

^ One of the RH blogs (think it was All About the Real Housewives)

by Anonymousreply 5004/23/2012

Joey is hot. He should be the new Housewife.

My my my, little Milania sure was full of herself last night.

by Anonymousreply 5104/23/2012

It would not surprise me in the least if the brother-in-law and Joe Gorga were fucking. Weren't there rumors about Melissa being a lesbian before she met Joe? All those sisters are majorly butch.

by Anonymousreply 5204/23/2012

Even though they edit to make Teresa look nuts, it's obvious Melissa is just as much of a bitch and famewhore as Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 5304/23/2012

re: lil Joey (the good looking one in the face) and lil Joey (the Gorga with the big tits and muscular ass): I am Italian. I lived in Boston. These types of guys are REAL in that they DO get it on with each other (I believe) and their wives may know but pretend not to.

The lil Joey bro in law is exactly like a guy I knew when I lived there. He for sure fucked a straight guy with 4 kids. It was all on the DL.

So, I buy the fact that the two Joes "experiment" or "get freaky" with each other every once in a while.

by Anonymousreply 5404/23/2012

Joe Guidice looked disgusting without his shirt last night. Saggy tits and third trimester gut. No wonder he's jealous of Gorga.

by Anonymousreply 5504/23/2012

As more shit is coming out about the other housewives, Teresa's popularity is rising.

by Anonymousreply 5704/23/2012

Melissa and Joe have tons of enemies. Between seasons, insiders were leaking all kinds of dirt about them to the Housewives blogs. Joe allegedly participated in a gang rape in college but his parents paid the victim to go away. Somebody even accused them of doing coke in front of their kids.

by Anonymousreply 5804/23/2012

Despite those two as parents, it seems as if Gia is quite perceptive and smart.

JoeGu just always seems like a completely miserable person.

And no one is innocent on these shows. It all comes back around.

by Anonymousreply 5904/23/2012

I agree with r56. I actually feel sorry for Theresa. Yes, she is stupid and insecure, but her husband and kids treat her like shit. She could really benefit from therapy. I hope they bring back the butch cousin that was at the BBQ. She was funny, and I would like to hear more of her story.

by Anonymousreply 6004/23/2012

Someone please tell me where all the DL men congregate in Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 6104/23/2012

[quote]I hope they bring back the butch cousin that was at the BBQ. She was funny, and I would like to hear more of her story.

Rosie (Kathy's sister) was actually on a few times last season. I think they're planning to feature her a little more this season.

by Anonymousreply 6204/23/2012

Andy loves her.

by Anonymousreply 6304/23/2012

Rosie is the star of this trainwreck of a show.

She should get her own show just like Big Ang from Mob Wives.

by Anonymousreply 6404/23/2012

r64 Love Big Ang

by Anonymousreply 6504/23/2012

I didn't watch last year. I thought it seemed boring. I will continue to watch to see more of the sister. It is refreshing to see a 'real woman' on the show.

by Anonymousreply 6604/23/2012

[quote] My my my, little Milania sure was full of herself last night.

Something is seriously wrong with that girl. She is a fucking sociopath, with no respect for adults. If she's this bad as a little child, I don't even want to know what she's going to be like when she's older.

[quote] Melissa and Joe have tons of enemies. Between seasons, insiders were leaking all kinds of dirt about them to the Housewives blogs.

Yeah, Teresa, Teresa, and Teresa. She's an evil, clueless bitch who is all about revenge. Her life is shit, and she's trying to bring down her brother. That should tell you all you need to know about her.

[quote] Joey Pirrella, Melissa's nelly brother-in-law (at last night's pool party and last season's christening and Christmas party), was spotted at a gay bar recently.

He has always pinged, from day one on the show. He's a hot guy, and he looked even hotter at the barbeque with Kathy and Melissa and their families.

I would not be surprised one bit if Joe Gorga was fucking him. Joe likes hot people, and the way they were carrying on with each other at last season's christening, was more like two guys in a relationship, than two straight friends.

This season looks to be good!

by Anonymousreply 6704/24/2012

Joe Gorga is so hot. My god, those shots of him on the beach were melting my TV.

by Anonymousreply 6804/24/2012

Greg is Albie's boyfriend, right?

by Anonymousreply 6904/24/2012

There has to be some Jersey gays who have sucked some of these guys' cocks.

by Anonymousreply 7004/24/2012

Who is this brother-in-law? I have never seen a clear shot of him on the show or heard him speak. Who was the guy with the shaved head at the bbq?

by Anonymousreply 7104/24/2012

The brother in law SCREAMS gay. Voice/Face. I would bet my life on that one.

I actually like Gia- she seems like a sensitive, smart kid.

Big Rosie is THE BOMB. That comment about living with her mother was a classic. Love her!

I kinda felt bad for Theresa regarding Joe clearly fucking around. She seems to be emotionally blocked. She doesn't appear to feel an genuine emotion or allow herself to see reality- very strange. Even her brother said the same thing. I know someone like her. Very frustrating.

This is by far my favorite version of the franchise. Beverly Hills is a distant second after that horrible 2nd season. (BH first season was hands down the best season of any RH ever) with those 2-3 episodes from Crazy Island (NYC) being the best episodes ever.

by Anonymousreply 7204/28/2012

Teresa seems desperate to get Joe to quit cheating. Mentioning how Gia would be so devastated was desperate.

Who the hell would sleep with him? ewww

by Anonymousreply 7304/29/2012

ummm, Caroline's daughter only needs to lose 30 lbs?

by Anonymousreply 7404/29/2012

Nick Perricone? He is still around? I thought he had his 15 seconds when he claimed eating salmon and blueberries erases wrinkles. He looked so disinterested, and Caroline kept butting in and answering for Lauren. The most likeable person in this whole franchise is actually Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 7504/30/2012

Oh, and Chris and Albie look terrible.

by Anonymousreply 7604/30/2012

What about Trashlee? I'd say she's about to do porn from the looks of things. Especially if they send her to Vegas..

by Anonymousreply 7704/30/2012

[quote]Oh, and Chris and Albie look terrible.

Yep. Krittafur is just fucking huge, and Albie has dark circles under his eyes and a grayish pallor. They're both rumored to love the coke.

Line of the night went to little Melanoma: "You're not a cooker, you're a hooker!"

by Anonymousreply 7804/30/2012

Ashley is a waste of space, but I actually felt sorry for her last night. Jacqueline clearly hates her, as does Albie.

by Anonymousreply 7904/30/2012

Did I hear right that Lauren shut down her business the day after the launch party? So, between that, Albie's failed attempt at law school, and Christopher's strip club/car wash, it's pretty fucking ridiculous that the Manzos act so high and mighty about Ashley when the Manzo kids are just as useless as she is.

by Anonymousreply 8004/30/2012

Chris is a tad bit chubbie.

by Anonymousreply 8105/01/2012

good point r80.

by Anonymousreply 8205/01/2012

Don't forget the Albie's and Christopher's Black Water.

by Anonymousreply 8305/01/2012

The Manzo kids try things, at least, and are respectful to their parents. Ashley is a disaster in every way.

by Anonymousreply 8405/01/2012

The Manzo kids are losers. I'm sick of that whole family.

by Anonymousreply 8505/01/2012

Notice how Teresa is always the last to arrive at these staged family gatherings right after everyone has been talking trash about her? It's fake drama written into the script to create tension and paranoia into the scene.

by Anonymousreply 8605/01/2012

[quote]The Manzo kids try things,

LOL! They try to live off their parents' money and their extremely lame tv fame. Black Water? Really?

by Anonymousreply 8705/01/2012

I wish Greg, the gay sidekick, would leave. He's so obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 8805/01/2012

Tonight, my daughter Lauren takes the world by storm with her make-up business. Tommorrow, she packs all her shit up and comes back home to sit in front of the TV.

Next week, it is my sons turn to take the world by storm. Stand back world, get off their run-way. It is their time.

by Anonymousreply 8905/01/2012

Is Albie still dating Alexa Joel?

by Anonymousreply 9005/01/2012

Was Albie EVER dating Alexis Joel?

Oh yeah.... tonight he takes Alexis Joel by storm.

by Anonymousreply 9105/01/2012

The Manzo kids were born on third and still can't hit a triple. They are pathetic, and Caroline "Fambly" Manzo should be ashamed that she's devoted her entire adult life to "raising" these dimwits and this is the result.

by Anonymousreply 9205/01/2012

Theresa practically begging Juicy Joe to stop catting around because it's upsetting their daughter was so sad.

by Anonymousreply 9305/01/2012

Terese is an idiot, but I also feel kind of sorry for her, with the other women ganging up on her. I am interested to see what happens between her and Jaq that forced Jaq into such a terrible meltdown that she couldn't do the reunion. Can anyone recap what transpired between those two, and when will that episode air?

by Anonymousreply 9405/01/2012

Dina must be thanking her lucky stars that she got off this show. All the other women, and their respective families, have been in a downward spiral ever since.

I'm even getting tired of Richie, who gets more obnoxious with every episode.

Has Albert decided to stay off-camera this season?

by Anonymousreply 9505/01/2012

Dina's the biggest trouble-maker of all. She caused of a lot of made up shit with Carolyn. And she instigates Teresa constantly to add more of her stupid trouble.

by Anonymousreply 9605/01/2012

Albie pings to me.

by Anonymousreply 9705/01/2012

Is Dina rejoining the show now that her "Dina's Party" show ended up being such a huge flop?

by Anonymousreply 9805/01/2012

Eddie at r97, get off the fucking computer.

by Anonymousreply 9905/01/2012

Eddie pings to me too.

by Anonymousreply 10005/01/2012

I can confirm your suspicions about Eddie. Albie does ping, but he's not my type. Shane pings big time, and I would do triple time on that. Need to get mom and Jeanne friends again to make that happen.

by Anonymousreply 10105/01/2012

Shane the minor league ball player? He pinged to me too. Ryan does too - Tamara's kid. But, he put on quite a lot of weight. Common among gay men who themselves.

by Anonymousreply 10205/01/2012

Eddie is a paralegal. That would certainly make one pong, if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 10305/01/2012

[quote]I am interested to see what happens between her and Jaq that forced Jaq into such a terrible meltdown that she couldn't do the reunion. Can anyone recap what transpired between those two, and when will that episode air?

It has to do with Teresa supposedly setting up Melissa at the Posche fashion show just before the previous season ended. Melissa's old boss at the gentlemen's club where she was working when she met Joe showed up (read: was invited by Bravo) and confronted her. Jac was afraid if she went to the reunion and the Posche mess was discussed, her own stripper past might be revealed (and it was eventually, just not at the reunion).

by Anonymousreply 10405/01/2012

Tell us more about Dina r96. I figured it was Caroline who was the problem between those 2.

by Anonymousreply 10505/01/2012

R104 has it right

by Anonymousreply 10605/01/2012

I never liked Richie. Jaq is pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 10705/01/2012

[quote] So, between that, Albie's failed attempt at law school, and Christopher's strip club/car wash, it's pretty fucking ridiculous that the Manzos act so high and mighty about Ashley when the Manzo kids are just as useless as she is

To be fair, they DID invent the "ham game." Doesn't that count for something?

by Anonymousreply 10805/01/2012

I did like Richie and think I do still, but shut up now.

by Anonymousreply 10905/02/2012

I am heartbroken after seeing how fat Christopher is getting. Too much fat may create an illusion that he has tinymeat.

I noticed that both Albie and Christopher's fingers are all fat, short, and pudgy.

by Anonymousreply 11005/02/2012

You're not a cooker, you're a hooker!

Now gimme pizza, you old troll!

*lifting and slamming baby sister into the floor*

by Anonymousreply 11105/02/2012

Lauren "wasn't getting the respect that she felt she deserved" at the salon...... OMG. She, like virtually all young people of any means today, is so ENTITLED!!!!!!!! What a fat cunt.

by Anonymousreply 11205/02/2012

[quote]Too much fat may create an illusion that he has tinymeat.

That ain't no "illusion" sister.

by Anonymousreply 11305/02/2012

I always assumed Jac wasn't just a stripper but a pro, and that Chris was a john. They have that dynamic, and it would explain why she let Ashey grow up wild like a weed.

by Anonymousreply 11405/02/2012

I can't see Mama Soprano approving of her brother marrying a professional whore.

by Anonymousreply 11505/02/2012

Has Kathie done any of her fabulous dessert tables yet? She is the Queen of Pastries.

by Anonymousreply 11605/02/2012

She's peddling a pre-mixed cosmo that supposedly tastes like red velvet cake.

by Anonymousreply 11705/02/2012

That sounds nasty, R117. Does she think she's the next Bethenny Frankel?

by Anonymousreply 11805/02/2012

Why do I agree with a previous poster that Ashley will end up doing pron while she is in Vegas?

She should do it just to see Chris and Jac's reaction.

Do it Ashley . .. do it, girl! Just to make sure the guy is a hottie with a big cock! Cream pie?

by Anonymousreply 11905/03/2012

The fat MAnzo daughter's boyfriend Vito is SO HOT. If he lost 30 lbs he would be even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 12005/06/2012

what I don't get is that FAT Caroline RULES Manzo has a FAT hubby who runs a wedding shithouse, and she also has a FAT tard son named Critofer, and an almost FAT queer son named Albie (of all things), and yet she tells a national audience that her daughter ain't no prize??

I mean, I don't get it?

Is the FAT Manzo girl the "Meg" of the Manzo FAMBLEE?

by Anonymousreply 12105/08/2012

No wonder Lauren has no self-esteem. Her fat, ugly mother Caroline makes her feel terribly insecure by projecting HER OWN body weight/physical appearance issues onto her. That's just cruel. Caroline's been particularly bitchy this season. Is it the menopause?

by Anonymousreply 12205/10/2012

I'm tired of Caroline's overbite/speech impediment. Albie is not fat, but Krittopher is a pig in every way. Lauren is completely pathetic, though, and is NOT beautiful inside either.

by Anonymousreply 12305/10/2012

I cannot believe how myopic and thick-headed Teresa is. JESUS! How can anyone related to her deal with her?!

by Anonymousreply 12405/10/2012

What do they mean when they say someone "can go scratch"? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 12505/10/2012

Fuck themselves, r125.

by Anonymousreply 12605/14/2012

I can't believe they are filming the sister (I think her name is Rosie) coming out of the closet next week. Seriously, how could anyone not know she is a lesbian? And what the he'll was that hot tub scene, a lesbian orgy?

by Anonymousreply 12805/24/2012

I am sick of everyone picking on Lauren about her weight. So what if she isn't thin or beautiful, not everyone is. They should just be happy that she is intelligent and kind. It isn't like she is obese.

by Anonymousreply 12905/24/2012

The Manzo clan act like Albie is a god or something. He is/was merely kind of cute, and not a bit more than that. Critofer is a dog. I saw a pic of Lauren and she looks really good, like she lost about 20lbs. Still a fatty though. She does need to lose 20 more. Caroline has a face like puddin'. Teresa, what to say? She is a fucking idiot. I was starting to feel sorry for Gia but after her meltdown, she is back to being a cocksucker. Melania is my favorite this season. They need to feature that little troll more.

by Anonymousreply 13005/24/2012

Lauren looks great, but I wonder how long she'll keep the weight off.

by Anonymousreply 13105/24/2012

Maybe she had lapband like mommy and daddy.

by Anonymousreply 13205/24/2012

Why do queers love Teresa so much? Is it because she is a flamboyant dresser who looks like a drag queen,or is it because she makes women look entirely idiotic?

by Anonymousreply 13305/24/2012

Rosie looks and acts very "special needs".

by Anonymousreply 13405/24/2012

Isn't Rosie the woman who Rosie O played riding a bus all day?

Good for Lauren. Let's just hope hippo Mama didn't pay for surgery.

Why is Albie a god? He couldn't even bag a hot bf. The tall fat one ain't no prize either.

Caroline RULES Manzo is the female Frazier.

by Anonymousreply 13505/24/2012

Gia is now as whiney as her mom

by Anonymousreply 13605/24/2012

Albie is a loser.

by Anonymousreply 13705/24/2012

The Giudice girls are unfortunately ugly. Whose side of the family is responsible for the cave-like qualities of the girls?

by Anonymousreply 13805/25/2012

"They should just be happy that she is intelligent and kind."

But she's not. She's an entitled brat who whines about everything that doesn't go her way and gives up at the first signal of boredom or lack of attention.

by Anonymousreply 13905/25/2012

Tonight is "Gay Night" on the show. Caroline's gay brother gets married and Rosie talks to her niece and nephew about being a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 14006/03/2012

I hope we get to see Dina tonight.

by Anonymousreply 14106/03/2012

This was seriously the best episode ever. Is there another thread, or does no one watch the show anymore?

by Anonymousreply 14206/04/2012

Juicy Joe was wrong for that crack about Greg, but at the same time I was glad to see him knocked down a peg.

by Anonymousreply 14306/05/2012

Joe Gorga seemed a little obsessed with the black guy. You know he wanted to see his cock.

by Anonymousreply 14406/05/2012

Joe Gorga likes it on the DL. At least he seems to (based on what I know from fucking around with guys JUST like him).

by Anonymousreply 14506/05/2012

I got the vibe that Joe wanted the black guy too. I was a bit confused...was the hot woman married to the black guy? Was she just hitting on Rosie to promote her business and get on television? When Rosie talked about her father being afraid that she would spend her life alone, I cried. I bet she will have an easier time finding someone, now that she is on tv. I hope she gets her own show. I can't believe that Dina didn't attend her brothers wedding. Family feud or not, I cannot imagine missing my brother's wedding. I loved the tree in the house.

by Anonymousreply 14606/05/2012

Kim D, a bad tit job with a massive sun damaged chest is not hot or posche!

by Anonymousreply 14706/05/2012

Tasteful friends what did we think of Mr. Manzo's home? Tree trunks anyone??

by Anonymousreply 14806/05/2012

Jamie Laurita has been tweeting Lady Gaga and other celebrities to please watch his wedding on next week's episode. He and his partner have been tweeting like crazy about how they must get their own Bravo spinoff. Who are they joking?

by Anonymousreply 14906/06/2012

Was it Jacqueline who said that Jaime's house looked like "Fairyland," yet no one took her to task about that. Ha!

No comments about Joe Gorga changing in the street? Looking around to make sure it's "private" when there's a camera with a big, bright light shining RIGHT on him the entire time! Nevertheless, it made me a little tingly. I love that kind of stuff.

by Anonymousreply 15006/06/2012

r150, I certainly noticed it. And the pixellation proved what I suspected: an uncut, nice fat Italian cock.

But, who is he kidding? HE WANTS DICK. BAD.

by Anonymousreply 15106/06/2012

Jaime Laurita looks like a bareback porn star.

by Anonymousreply 15206/06/2012

Why is Caroline such a raging, miserable cunt this season? Next thing you know, she'll be blaming Teresa for the San Genero festival being rained out. She was always kind of a bitch, but not to this extent.

re Jaime, someone posted last year that he looks like he stepped out of a Treasure Island video. The Lauritas & Manzos sure have a ton of ugly swimming in their genetic pool. How on earth did Albie during out so fucking handsome?

by Anonymousreply 15306/06/2012

Albie is not fucking handsome. He is merely okay or cute.

by Anonymousreply 15406/06/2012

Frankly, I've always liked Caroline. She always called it like she saw it but made a point to try and stay above it all in terms of not wallowing so much in the drama.

This year, it IS different. She has totally given in to wallowing in her frustration and dislike of Teresa. Not even Danielle got her to the point of being negative so much of the time (and sometimes, hilariously so).

Wonder what's up?

Also, I thought the whole pixelation of Joe's penis was funny - because it was more like a soft blurring than anything. Seriously, you saw it bouncing, you could tell where everything was (although, lol, I thought he appeared cut but with a large head), and they were doing a close up!

by Anonymousreply 15506/06/2012

With this week's coming out by Rosie and next week's wedding, has any other "Housewife" show been as supportive of gays in revealing the hurt that comes with shame, or the ability to love between members of the same sex? It's a pretty revealing two episodes and could enlighten many of the core viewers who know nothing about gays, except what they hear in church. This is in direct contrast to the RHONY march for marriage equality, which turned into an ego-fest battle between Sonja and Simon...disgraceful.

by Anonymousreply 15606/06/2012

Atlanta made a big deal about calling out and shaming that woman for calling Lawrence "the F word." I thought that was important since nobody thinks twice about tossing that word around and they should be schooled that it's hurtful and wrong.

by Anonymousreply 15706/06/2012

I'm liking Joe G more and more; but I don't think he's gay, just extremely tolerant.

by Anonymousreply 15806/06/2012

I love Kathy so much. She's a great sister and a wonderful mother. Her kids are turning out well.

by Anonymousreply 15906/06/2012

Joe G. is just like a horny dog who wants some type of sexual stimulation at all times. If it's not from his wife, he'll take a bit of flirting with anything breathing.

by Anonymousreply 16006/07/2012

All that "horn dog" attitude is basically over compensation for something - in Joe's case, it could be one of several different things, but all possible reasons involves proving his masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 16106/07/2012

Aw, he doesn't look like he's trying, R161.

by Anonymousreply 16206/07/2012

Dinyell has filed for bankruptcy. Guess DialAStar didn't work out.

by Anonymousreply 16306/07/2012

Agreed R154, Albie is merely the best of a bunch of below-average looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 16406/07/2012

But you'd be okay with seeing Joe Gorga mercilessly fucking Albie's ass, wouldn't you?

by Anonymousreply 16506/07/2012

Joe Gorga screams "insatiable bottom" to me.

by Anonymousreply 16606/07/2012

Lauren at r165, isn't there a Boston cream pie you should be inhaling? Or a scale you should be crushing?

by Anonymousreply 16706/07/2012

How does Jaimie afford a house like that? It's beyond tacky, but it looks to be worth at least $2 million. I will say that his gardens were immaculate. What does he do for a living? The bf looks like he was pulled in off the street.

Shocked that Dina didn't bother to show up for the wedding. She seems like a major troublemaker.

by Anonymousreply 16806/07/2012

That Jersey shore party with Gorgas was completely tacky and white trashy. Do people from NJ really behave like that? Oh and Caroline's hat was the silliest thing I ever saw.

by Anonymousreply 16906/11/2012

What was up with the fat Manzo daughter smirking and saying that Jaimie's wedding wasn't a real wedding?

Jaimie seems like a sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 17006/11/2012

Lauren's an angry, bitter cunt, because she isn't attractive, like her brothers are perceived to be. She has Caroline's DNA, so it's no wonder. If Vito isn't already hooking up with other chicks, it's only a matter of time.

by Anonymousreply 17106/11/2012

Jaime is a designer and a chef.

by Anonymousreply 17206/11/2012

Have you seen Vito, R171? He's a perfect match for Lauren. Fat and ugly. Yuk!

by Anonymousreply 17306/11/2012

Jaime has been angling for his own show for several years now. His wedding was supposed to be featured on Dina's HGTV show until Caroline went to Bravo with the idea. Bravo paid for the wedding, with the caveat that it all had to happen in 4 weeks. This is why Dina stopped talking to Caroline. Jaime is under the delusion that he and his partner "deserve" their own reality show because they are "hilarious".

by Anonymousreply 17406/11/2012

Anyone else notice how Teresa told Jac she'd "just gotten a text" from her brother even though it was dark in Chicago when Teresa said this, but was daylight in NJ when Joe sent it?

by Anonymousreply 17506/11/2012

I caught that too, R175. Careless of the producers. But she may have just gotten to read it, though it had been sent earlier.

I have to admit, even though I find Jaime sort of repellent looking and the whole wedding the height of tackiness, I got choked up during it. I felt that the emotions were real even though so much of these shows aren't.

Joe Gorga's gayish brother-in-law looks good with a tan. Melissa's trash-heap sister Lysa was so gross with that fugly tattoo. The neighbors there must hate the Gorgas!

by Anonymousreply 17606/12/2012

Were they covered in sweat at the end of the wedding while they were watching the fireworks?

by Anonymousreply 17706/12/2012

R174 - THANKYOU! A major piece was missing from all that - why wouldn't Dina go to the wedding, why were Dina and Caroline fighting - that explanation makes all the sense in the world. Dina thought she was going to get to feature that wedding on her show as well as do the design, and when it went to Bravo, Dina felt betrayed by her brother and sister - so, no talking to the sister and no going to the wedding.

by Anonymousreply 17806/12/2012

Caroline is so messy and annoying. Why would she do that to Dina?

by Anonymousreply 17906/12/2012

They have like 100 brothers and sisters. Why were only Caroline & Chris and their families in attendance? Did the other siblings not inherit their famewhore DNA?

by Anonymousreply 18006/12/2012

Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 18106/12/2012

He's all of 4'10", but I'm transfixed by the outline of his cock. It looks very, very thick. Me wanty!

by Anonymousreply 18206/12/2012

R180, I explained why in R174. This entire wedding, from planning to execution, happened over 4 weeks. It's also ridiculous to hear Caroline complain about Teresa being there since that was one of Bravo's requirements. Teresa had to go. Dina and Jaime used to be very close. In Season 1, it was Dina who went shopping with Jaime to get him some camera time. She and Jaime had planned to feature his wedding on her show on HGTV. Then Caroline, realizing she has zero plot line other than her boring kids, pitched the wedding to Bravo. They loved it. Jaime loved the exposure and the free wedding, so he went with it.

by Anonymousreply 18306/12/2012

So Jaime's just as much a famewhore as the rest of the Laurita/Manzo clan. And frankly, Rosie is an embarrassment, not because she's butch, but because she's just loud and tacky and abrasive. Thanks Andy Cohen for these wonderful gay role models.

by Anonymousreply 18406/13/2012

Lauren got a Lap-Band like Mommy and Daddy:

by Anonymousreply 18506/14/2012

Now all she needs it a head transplant.

Albie is losing his looks in record time.

Jamie Laurita didn't strike me as that hilarious and his bride is nothing special. They either live way outside of Chicago or are in debt up to there tits to afford yet another tacky compound.

by Anonymousreply 18606/14/2012

Re link at R185: Ha! If she "work out two hours every day and eat healthy" she wouldn't need a fucking lap-band. Who's she kidding?

by Anonymousreply 18706/14/2012

auren gets on my last nerves complaining shes depressed and that the camera adds 800 pounds.

Bitch get a job and a life and stop fame whoreing. Then your appearence won't matter as much.

Threy have a pic of mercedes next to article on r185 link and atleast she owns her fatness.

Mercedes gets into fierce ass dresses 10 sizes smaller and owns it.

Laurens oh poor me ass needs to learn a lesson.

I hate people who get on tv piggy banking off of someone else's 15 mins and complains the entire tire.

Shes just as bad as Ashley.

by Anonymousreply 18806/14/2012

Caroline and her ugly daughter are disgusting. Nasty, mean bitches...both of them.

by Anonymousreply 18906/18/2012

juicy joe had a big ol floppin dick in the beginning of the show.

by Anonymousreply 19006/18/2012

Who gives a fuck, R190? Juicy's a homophobic asshole... no matter what feckless "apologies" he comes up with for the camera.

Cohen is a piece of shit for giving those two another forum to piss on gay people.

by Anonymousreply 19106/18/2012

Jaime's house is in Barrington - which, depending on "which" Barrington, is one of the most expensive suburbs of Chicago. That house is more like 4 or 5 million - or more with all of that land.

I thought that Jaime helped Dina - Jaime's the one who had designed green rooms at rock concerts and had the celeb pics. Dina was a nail technician when she moved to the Franklin Lakes area - I remember her referring to that in season 1.

It seems to me Jaime referred Dina to help design some events to get her career started.

And - I assume they did the wedding thing because Illinois had just passed civil unions last June and they only have a limited shooting schedule, so the wedding was rushed.

by Anonymousreply 19206/18/2012

Caroline is such a miserable piece of work.

by Anonymousreply 19306/18/2012

If Jackie had spent as much time raising her daughter as she did chasing Teresa maybe the girl wouldn't be as troubled.

Jackie is the typical mom who doesn't give a flying fuck about her child and has all the time in the world to get caught up in other people's drama.

I don't blame Ashley's dad fuck her Jackie needed to have a back bone a long time ago.

But Jackie is the real reason her daughter is so fucked up.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Theres something not being told about them thats also the problem.

by Anonymousreply 19406/19/2012

This franchise of Real Housewives is semi interesting because the backstory for each of these women is playing out in real life. I think that, in time, Melissa Gorga's past will be revealed in some way. She apparently has a lot of people in the Franklin Lakes area who she has pissed off and who can instantly make it clear her whole "Thank you, Jesus... I just want peace with my family" act is exactly that -- an act.

The thing is Melissa is wittier and more sneaky than Teresa. Melissa is great at pushing buttons and then playing victim, whereas Teresa is all about impulsiveness. Melissa knows exactly how to stoke the fire and then put the match in someone else's hand.

The Manzo "kids" are clowns. The three of them are best friends with the producers of the show, which is why they get such good edits. Lauren essentially had the producers set up a meeting with Dr. Perricone with her. Chris and Albie (and Gregg) even got their own web miniseries last year, with the hopes it would turn into a full-fledged spinoff, but it was a dud.

For what it's worth, Gregg says he knows he is meant to be a star.

by Anonymousreply 19506/19/2012

Has the real star of the show appeared yet?

That would be, Ms. Kim G.

by Anonymousreply 19606/19/2012

Could someone please explain DL's love for Teresa? I find her and her husband to be vile individuals. Why the love?

by Anonymousreply 19706/19/2012

R196, Caroline loathes Kim G. Since the Manzos are best friends with the producers, they requested that Kim G. not appear anymore. Request granted.

by Anonymousreply 19806/19/2012

...and Teresa is a shitty mother. Her spawn are as out of control as you could possibly have.Dressing them up like drag queens doesn't make you good; look at how they behave...disgraceful. She's the type of mother that everybody on DL complains about with her uncontrolled kids. Yet, everybody is on her side. I just don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 19906/19/2012

Teresa is borderline retarded. And that's not an exaggeration. I could understand her fans if she was in on the joke, but she isn't. She's completely clueless and unable to read social cues. I've never seen anything like it.

by Anonymousreply 20006/19/2012

r198 What a fucking cunt Caroline is.

More reason to hate the pig!

Kim G always knew how to bring good drama.

by Anonymousreply 20106/19/2012

After hearing Lauren got lap band surgery I am repelled by her. She said she would be ugly regardless if she lost weight or not so she didn't even try to lose weight. She will gain the weight back. She hasn't sacraficed to maintain a healthy weight before and a lap band ain't going to change it in the long run.

by Anonymousreply 20206/19/2012

And,R201,we are sure that R198 is correct and has ties to the situation? More than likely it is total fabrication.

by Anonymousreply 20306/19/2012

I wonder if Theresa has aspbergers. It would explain the lack of picking up on social cues and her inability to see things from other people's point of view.

by Anonymousreply 20406/19/2012

Teresa doesn't have Asperger's. She suffers from being a moron and a tacky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 20506/19/2012

I Do Not Have Ass burgers!!

Love love lvoe! by my book!

by Anonymousreply 20606/19/2012

Ass burgers is debunked as quackery.

by Anonymousreply 20706/19/2012

The fact that Lauren has only lost 30 lb in 9 months is ridiculous.

She will fail.

by Anonymousreply 20806/19/2012

Not even Caroline can keep Granny G away from the Posche Fashion Show, THE social event of the season.

by Anonymousreply 20906/19/2012

My son has Aspergers and is very intelligent. It is thought that Einstein & Mozart may have had Aspergers. Aspergers has nothing at all to do with intelligence.

Theresa is just a dumb bitch. Did she even finish high school? And her horrible husband isn't much smarter.

by Anonymousreply 21006/19/2012

[quote]It is thought that Einstein & Mozart may have had Aspergers.

Oh, please. Every time someone wants to salvage the reputation of someone with problems, they try to claim Mozart or Einstein. If you'd read anything about either man, there's not evidence that they had extraordinary trouble reading social cues or making social connections. Asperger's does not just mean you're smart and iconoclastic.

What next? Charles Manson claiming that Mozart and Einstein were thought to be psychopaths, so he can't be all bad?

by Anonymousreply 21106/19/2012

[quote]It is thought that Einstein & Mozart may have had Aspergers.

Well, if you say so R210, then it MUST be true.

by Anonymousreply 21206/19/2012

Teresa seems borderline retarded. She's also incredibly selfish and lazy. Why is this mutant being allowed to breed?

by Anonymousreply 21306/19/2012

Teresa has 2 personalities, it's like she's Heckle and Jyde

by Anonymousreply 21406/19/2012

You idiot, that's Heckle and Jeckle.

by Anonymousreply 21506/19/2012

R210, I have read that people with aspbergers have above average intelligence. My thought is that theresa is unable to relate to others, understand their feelings, and pick up on social cues. She seems to be somewhere on the autism scale. Her behavior is not normal.

by Anonymousreply 21606/19/2012

R216 she does not have *Aspergers*.

by Anonymousreply 21706/19/2012

I agree with R217. She's simple and uneducated. She does NOT have "above average intelligence" nor will she ever. Teresa is just one of those "what you see is what you get" types.

She gets big time credit for stepping up to be the bread winner when loser hubby isn't.

Teresa runs on instinct, not intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 21806/19/2012

Caroline is really something else. She judges Teresa, yet she's fine being friends with super-corrupt Bernie Kerik?

by Anonymousreply 21906/19/2012

r216, you are sweet, but Theresa is just a plain and simple dumbshit.

by Anonymousreply 22006/19/2012

I agree! Bring back Kim G! I loved when someone slapped her ass while they were pole dancing.

by Anonymousreply 22106/20/2012

I just got around to watching last sunday's episode. What a mess. It looks like Teresa is going to try to make peace with everyone next week. I do think that there was an element of jealousy at one point on the part of Melissa, back when Teresa had money and a show, and Melissa was an outsider socially. It was shitty of her to gossip about their family to Danielle. That doesn't excuse teresa's behavior though.

by Anonymousreply 22206/21/2012

Caroline, Jac, Kathy, and Melissa are reportedly trying to force Teresa off the show by refusing to film with her anymore.

by Anonymousreply 22306/21/2012

Teresa 'is' the show at this point. There really isn't any drama outside of her. That being said, she is going to end up committing suicide if she stays on the show. It is just too much.

by Anonymousreply 22406/21/2012

Just out of curiosity . . . but is no one watching this show anymore?

by Anonymousreply 22507/09/2012

I was absolutely addicted to the show for several years, not only watching, but reading all of the news. However, I have stopped watching, since every plot on every show revolves around the "journey" of Teresa to make nice with her family and everyone's preoccupation with it. At least the other shows have a few different plot lines. I am delighted that Teresa is taking so much heat, since I think she's a disingenuous imbecile, but this is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 22607/09/2012

They need to bring Danielle back. That would really shake Teresa up.

by Anonymousreply 22707/09/2012

Way to diss Bethenny, Teresa!

by Anonymousreply 22807/23/2012

"Ingrediences" What a stupid twat. It's one thing to be wrong. It's another to still be wrong even when you were corrected publically on a mispronunciation. Teresa seems like someone who copied homework from a friend and cheated on her tests in school. A high school graduate who is more ignorant than a third grader.

by Anonymousreply 22907/24/2012

Teresa can't hear you, R229. She's in physical therapy.

by Anonymousreply 23007/24/2012

This entire season is a dud. Jacqueline cannot come back since her entire story line depends on someone else. She has no effect on the show whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 23108/13/2012

Tarzan needs to make an extended cameo.

by Anonymousreply 23208/13/2012

One can hardly argue with R210's saying " It is thought that Einstein & Mozart may have had Aspergers." R210 thinks they might have had Aspergers, therefore it is thought.

by Anonymousreply 23308/13/2012

Well, the "Joe Guidice having an affair," storyline starts next week. This should be interesting.

Apparently, he didn't know he was still miked and the audio got him saying, "hey baby" to someone on the phone and calling Theresa a cunt to this person.

by Anonymousreply 23408/13/2012

I want Joe inside of me

by Anonymousreply 23508/13/2012

"An extended cameo," R232? One gathers that unless it is extended, it is no great shakes.

by Anonymousreply 23608/13/2012

I can't stand Teresa, but I do feel bad for her in this case. Having her husband calling her "my bitch of a wife" on camera to his mistress is pretty humiliating. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 23708/13/2012

I think with this season the viewers are anticipating the big upcoming fights. The ones right before they shot last year's reunion. If I'm correct, didn't Caroline and Jacqueline both quit the show. Does that all stem from Bravo bringing Melissa's old boss from the strip joint on the show? Or something else? Does anyone know how far away from the two ladies quitting the show we are?

by Anonymousreply 23808/14/2012

A normal human would be humiliated if his/her spouse referred to them as a bitch on TV but Teresa isn't normal. She'll explain it away as a big misunderstanding. She's deranged. Denial is a hell of a drug.

by Anonymousreply 23908/14/2012

[quote]If I'm correct, didn't Caroline and Jacqueline both quit the show. Does that all stem from Bravo bringing Melissa's old boss from the strip joint on the show? Or something else? Does anyone know how far away from the two ladies quitting the show we are?

Caroline's real beef with Teresa is not the cookbook bullshit but the fact that Teresa started the fight in the Dominican Republic that got Albie and Krittafur in trouble (and her and Big Al named in a lawsuit). But Bravo doesn't let them talk about it publicly.

Jac freaked out after Strippergate because she knew there was a good chance her own stripper past in Vegas would come out (and it did eventually anyway).

There've been rumors since the end of last season that Caroline and Jac are either wanting out or getting fired.

by Anonymousreply 24008/14/2012

Has Joe Gorga had sex with a man yet? He's the very definition of 'bi-curious'.

by Anonymousreply 24108/14/2012

RHONJ BORING/PLAYED OUT

by Anonymousreply 24208/14/2012

I would love to go on a vacation with people as fun as the Gorgas. I love Joe's penchant for dropping trou constantly. He's funny and fun and kinda sexy.

Lauren Manzo, though, is a stupid, nasty, devolved, sad, whiny cunt! I couldn't take 20 minutes of her. Total waste of flesh.

by Anonymousreply 24308/15/2012

I think it's interesting how the Manzo's were the stars of the show and Teresa was the wacky sidekick. But she was smart - she went from wacky to outrageous, stole the spotlight by the end of the first season and essentially made what was a Manzo vs. Danielle feud into a Manzo/Teresa vs. Danielle - and now, she's the center of basically everything that goes on with the show. And the Manzo's - who originally thought this was going to be a show about their lives without a lot of drama, have gotten their wish, but really only remain relevant and important to the show because of their feud with Teresa. When the show focuses on the Manzo's lives outside of the Teresa feud, people feel it's boring.

by Anonymousreply 24408/15/2012

Teresa has risen to the top because there are morons who think she is someone to be admired. Americans are truly stupid.

by Anonymousreply 24508/15/2012

Tonight....the phone call.

by Anonymousreply 24608/19/2012

damn. Joe guidice is an ass. Poor Teresa just begging for sex in the vineyard was pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 24708/19/2012

Ugh. Joe Gorga is not funny. He's a sad attention whore, just like his sister. All of these people are just trashy beyond belief. The look the winery owner's wife gave them said it all. That vineyard scene was mind blowing. Dimwit Jacqueline had it right - Caroline was getting attention and Teresa couldn't stand it, so she had to make a scene.

by Anonymousreply 24808/20/2012

I'm glad I stopped watching this show.

by Anonymousreply 24908/20/2012

Teresa is very similar to Ramona in which they must make every gathering about them. That being said, is there any purpose to having Jacqueline on the show anymore, since her entire storyline depends on someone else.

by Anonymousreply 25008/20/2012

[quote] That vineyard scene was mind blowing.

Most cringe inducing thing I've seen in a long time. I don't know what the fuck was going on, but it was like Teresa was so scared that Joe was leaving her for another woman, that she started humping him right there.

I am disturbed by this show.

Imagine if those kids ever see this shit on video. Imagine if their classmates' parents ever see this on television and tell their kids. Poor, poor Gia. This show will ruin herr life.

Joe Giudice calling his wife a fucking bitch and a cunt on national television. Then his wife promptly starts begging to get fucked in a private vineyard, at Caroline's b/d party.

The whole show made me feel filthy, with the level of hatred, lies, deceit, and humiliation. I seriously need a bath.

I had taken a break from RHONJ to watch the Olympics, and I returned to this fucking train wreck.

Andy needs to end this show. Now. It's destroying lives.

And even though I feel sorry for Teresa, I can't help but feel that she deserves it for her treatment of Kathy.

These people are fucked up beyond belief.

by Anonymousreply 25108/20/2012

The show needs an injection of Granny G; it's just too sad.

by Anonymousreply 25208/20/2012

"And even though I feel sorry for Teresa".....I can only ask why anyone would feel sorry for this bitch. She has created every fight on this show. She's a delusional whore that thinks the whole world is in love with her.

by Anonymousreply 25308/20/2012

I don't feel sorry for Teresa, but what did she do to Kathy, r251?

by Anonymousreply 25408/20/2012

Teresa's level of desperation makes her a danger to herself and others. I won't be surprised to hear of a suicide attempt.

by Anonymousreply 25508/20/2012

She won't attempt suicide; she thinks she's a good mother, so she wouldn't leave her daughters.

by Anonymousreply 25608/20/2012

[quote]Joe Gorga is not funny. He's a sad attention whore, just like his sister.

I, for one, appreciate the fact that he loves to take off his clothes.

by Anonymousreply 25708/20/2012

Wow! The man really is hung.

by Anonymousreply 25808/20/2012

Anybody else think the phone call to Joe was just some sort of hoax to give themselves some extra screen time?

by Anonymousreply 25908/20/2012

[quote] Anybody else think the phone call to Joe was just some sort of hoax to give themselves some extra screen time?

I don't think so. Nobody would purposely MAKE themselves look like a no-good cheating son-of-a-bitch who calls his wife a "bitch," and "cunt," and "dirty whore" on national television. He called her all of those things.

I think that Bravo thinks that they're helping Teresa by exposing Joe Giudice for the scum that he is, but all I can think of is that their four daughters are going to grow up and see this shit on television one day, and they're all going to be fucked up as hell.

And Teresa, as delusional as she is, was publicly humiliated on national television. Her husband called her all these filthy names, and then she degraded herself by begging to be fucked in public, in a beautiful vineyard, at her friend's birthday party. The entire scene was fucked up beyond belief. You couldn't MAKE this shit up, even on scripted television.

And R254, right after this public humiliation, where I started to actually feel sorry for the bitch, she proceeds to fuck over her cousin Kathy, by proposing a toast to Caroline, thanking them for their hospitality, and how much she enjoyed spending time with the Manzos, and the Lauritas, and the Gorgas.

She completely left out the Wakiles, while Kathy was sitting right next to her. In the interview scenes, Kathy admitted that she was embarassed that Teresa left her out of the toast, and it was really fucking sad.

It's hard to feel sorry for people like these, but it's also a strong reason why the show needs to go. It's not even amusing anymore. It's just sad.

by Anonymousreply 26008/20/2012

Kathy is the only redeemable person on the show. I wish this season had been filmed over the holidays, so we'd get to see another of her famous dessert buffets. Nobody does dessert like Kathy.

by Anonymousreply 26108/20/2012

Kathy is just as fake as the rest of those whores. The only interesting one is Albie, and he's only interesting when he's thrusting his tongue into Greg's hairy hole.

by Anonymousreply 26208/20/2012

I used to find Joe Gorga appealing, but after seeing so much of both Joe's on this trip, they're starting to repulse me. Physically, both men look like midget wrestlers.

What the hell do their wives see in them? At least Joe Gorga has a pleasant personality, but what is the attraction of Joe Guidice? And, now, he has a mistress!

by Anonymousreply 26308/20/2012

Albie is gay, gay, gay. But he will never admit it, because he doesn't want to "disappoint" his doting mother.

Funny how the beard showed up this season because the gay rumors were flying off the handle.

I still don't get how the gay best friend ends up living with the two brothers, and how he goes everywhere with the family.

by Anonymousreply 26408/20/2012

r251, thank you for a serious laugh.

No kidding, your post had me laughing my ass off.

ALL of these people are common gutter trash who are being exploited by the masterful Cohen.

In 2 years, no one will care that Teh-ress-ahh and her trolls are living in trailers.

Think RH Orange County and the one with the big tits.

Yeah, that one.

by Anonymousreply 26508/20/2012

Slightly o/t: Just saw that hated Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson died a few days ago.

by Anonymousreply 26608/21/2012

They need some new wives on this show DESPERATELY. I'm sick of it all being about Teresa vs. world. This season the storyline has dragged on and on and it's boring. I knew Teresa was a dumb bitch from the first episode of the series, but we need more. I would fire Kathy and Jaqueline and add 3 new wives.

I hate Greg too-he's such an unkempt gay. He looks so burly but he acts like a fucking queen. eew.

and none Caroline's kids are hot to me.

I would fuck Joe Gorga but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 26708/21/2012

Bravo really really needs to quit trying to make the incredibly uninteresting and uninspiring Manzo children happen. None of them are good looking, witty or engaging.

by Anonymousreply 26808/21/2012

[quote]Teresa has risen to the top because there are morons who think she is someone to be admired. Americans are truly stupid.

Dancing With The Ahem "Stars" is the highest rated show in America among fraus. That's about as stupid as you can get.

by Anonymousreply 26908/21/2012

I realize I'm in the minority here but Vito is sexy as hell.

by Anonymousreply 27008/21/2012

R270 = Lapband Lauren

by Anonymousreply 27108/21/2012

@ R270, I think Vito is VERY handsome. If magically he were to lose weight and go to the gym, he would be a fucking stud. Too bad he's a lazy italian american who eats fatty meats all day long.

I agree this cast needs an overhaul. There have to be more ridiculous Jersey women out there. Get rid of Kathy who is too nice, Jaqueline who I'm tired of, and add some new ladies. I think the magic number for housewives casts is 7. 5 is just too few.

by Anonymousreply 27208/21/2012

Bring back Danielle!

by Anonymousreply 27308/21/2012

I'm sure Andy Cohen realizes the storyline is getting stale. It seems the focus will be on Joe Giudice being shady lol

by Anonymousreply 27408/21/2012

Joe Giudice looked sooo guilty when Tre came over to him when he was on the phone. wow.

by Anonymousreply 27508/21/2012

I'm just glad we didn't have to watch Teresa's bratty kids in this most recent episode. Yeah, I said it. They're not cute-they're fucking brats because they have horrible examples for adults as their parents.

by Anonymousreply 27608/21/2012

People here have said worse about her unsightly children.

by Anonymousreply 27708/21/2012

I don't get Andy Cohen's obsession and love for Gia and Melania. I would be embarrassed if my kids acted that way.

by Anonymousreply 27808/21/2012

Yeah, fat slob Vito was especially appealing dancing around with a big wine stain on his shirt

by Anonymousreply 27908/21/2012

R263, you're out of your mind. Gorga is and always has been an immature, low class, pig. Pure trash just like his sister

[quote] I think that Bravo thinks that they're helping Teresa by exposing Joe Giudice for the scum that he is

The writing has been on the wall about the Guidice's marriage for a long, long time (years). Joe hates teresa and would have left her yrs ago, but he's a failure and she's the breadwinner. Andy's probably hoping she will leave him and he'll give her and the girls her own show.

by Anonymousreply 28008/22/2012

Teresa is just pathetic though...I mean to profit while exposing your family issues? lmao. armpit of america indeed.

who the hell calls his wife a cunt? especially on tv? Giudice is scum, even if I can't stand Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 28108/22/2012

[quote}and he'll give her and the girls her own show.

The Munsters?

by Anonymousreply 28208/22/2012

"Teresa Ever After"?

by Anonymousreply 28308/22/2012

Who the fuck does he think he is? I'm the only one who can call Tre a bitch and cunt!

by Anonymousreply 28408/22/2012

[quote] and he'll give her and the girls her own show.

Sigmund and the Sea Monsters

by Anonymousreply 28508/22/2012

lol

by Anonymousreply 28608/22/2012

Honestly I can TOTALLY see tha happening-a spinoff focusing on Teresa and her satan spawn kids. The new Kardashians minus the sex tape. You know Teresa would love to push her daughters out there more too which would expand her "brand" *chokes* further.

by Anonymousreply 28708/22/2012

R287, what do you mean, "minus the sex tape"? What makes you think that there's no sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 28808/22/2012

This cast is gross as hell. Christopher looks like he needs a shower. What a slob. That Lauren chick should be embarrassed to show her fat face in public after some of te twisted shit she says about her brothers. Albe is fucking the gay roomie. The inclusion of a "girl friend" for Albe was a fucking joke. That was all Mommy. The guys on the show all look disgusting and the women are pathetic and really bottom dwellers.

by Anonymousreply 28908/22/2012

Speaking of the cheerleader girlfriend, why would she move in with her boyfriend, his little brother, and his friend? In Jersey City, no less! It makes zero sense from a real-world perspective. Maybe she and the Manzos have the same agent.

by Anonymousreply 29008/22/2012

Why don't Teresa and Joe give their children up for adoption?

by Anonymousreply 29108/22/2012

Sorry, but I don't buy that Albie is gay. Caroline has a gay brother and we all saw her being supportive of him. I really don't think she'd care if she had a gay son.

by Anonymousreply 29208/22/2012

It's been my experience that even the most gay-friendly people freak out when it's their own kid who is gay. They never really get over the suspicion that the child's gayness is somehow their fault or that others will see it that way.

Especially when its the oldest son/first born who is expected to carry on the family name if not the family business as well.

Caroline may be cool with Albie's gayness offscreen, but onscreen he's got a proud Italian family reputation to uphold. Or so I can guess, I don't know if Albie is gay or not. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.

by Anonymousreply 29308/22/2012

I also think Albie is gay. Seems gay to me. The gay friend, Greg? He needs to stop plucking / waxing his eyebrows. That look does not look good on men. Men do not have the face for manicured eyebrows. It's very unattractive. It's the only thing I notice on him - and, all men who do this.

by Anonymousreply 29408/22/2012

I find Greg physically repulsive. If they were gonna bring on a "token gay" they could have at least found a hot one! Greg looks like a younger Richard Hatch.

by Anonymousreply 29508/22/2012

Jacqueline's son, Nicholas, has been diagnosed with autism.

by Anonymousreply 29608/22/2012

The whole cast has autism, if not full-blown retardation.

by Anonymousreply 29708/22/2012

{quote]why would she move in with her boyfriend, his little brother, and his friend? In Jersey City, no less!

While I agree with the first half, they're in Hoboken not JC. And anyway both are only a PATH stop away from NY. (It's not like they're in a ghastly place like Paterson.)

by Anonymousreply 29808/22/2012

[quote]and none Caroline's kids are hot to me.

Because all reality show participants are chosen based on how "hot" their kids are... Did you know that what one person finds attractive or appealing may be different from another's point of view? And, anyway, TV programming isn't geared solely towards giving you j/o material.

by Anonymousreply 29908/24/2012

I love Melania and think she is the breakout star. She looks like a little troll doll.

Greg is getting fat again, huh? I agree about those fucking eyebrows. Just stop it!

by Anonymousreply 30008/24/2012

Ok, Albie R299

by Anonymousreply 30108/24/2012

Albie's move-in gf certainly popped up quickly. Unless she's homeless, there's no way that she would move in with her bf, his brother and best friend - they would get their own place.

by Anonymousreply 30208/24/2012

Oh, fuck the Wakiles. I'm so sick of that pop-eyed cannoli pimp and her liver-lipped husband.

by Anonymousreply 30308/24/2012

When will this season be over?

by Anonymousreply 30408/27/2012

How in the hell can these losers get anyone to do any kind of business deal with them? They are actually cringe worthy. One is as bad as the other. I thought it was interesting that Caroline's husband kept his mouth shut. Maybe there have been problems between them. That tour bus going hauling their asses around Napa should have crashed into a tree. That would have been real "Must see TV".

by Anonymousreply 30508/27/2012

I don't give a shit what the rest of you think, this season is GOOD. Talk about fucking drama!

First off, juicy Joe is the definition of bisexual. The way he lusts after other men is hilarious. No wonder he's drunk all the time. He's a fucking closet case!

I love seeing him kiss Chris Manzo, and then talk about how he loves Joe Gorga. "I love your brother. I love your brother." I'll bet, juicy. Those two have had sex before... I can just tell.

I don't know whose side I'm on in this whole mess. To me, Melissa came away looking the best in this episode. Why? Because she didn't say one word during the fight. Smart girl.

Kathy (in my opinion) really did instigate the fight. She knows how Teresa is, and she shouldn't have even gone there. But she did, and she got a shitload of trouble because of it. The fight never would have exploded like that if Kathy didn't get Teresa all riled up.

Jacqueline is such a dope. I can't stand her wishy washy mealy mouthed-ness. She's so full of shit. She claims she's her own person, but she's not. She claims she doesn't want to get in the middle, but she does. She claims she's on Caroline's side. Then Teresa's side. Then nobody's side. Ugh, I couldn't deal w/somebody like that.

As for Caroline and Teresa, they were both wrong. Joe was right - Caroline should have just shut the fuck up. She kept the argument going because she WANTED to end the friendship, so it was "all guns blazin'" for her.

I again felt bad for Teresa. She is a fucking idiot, yes. She's a liar, yes. She's a famewhore, yes. But she genuinely wanted to keep her friendship with Caroline, and Caroline was just a fucking bitch to Teresa.

I can tell that Teresa was trying. She apologized, she didn't get on Caroline's bad side, and she even proposed a toast to Caroline and tried to make nice.

However, Caroline just wouldn't have any of it. Which tells me that she's not really a forgiving person, and she needs to get off her high fucking horse.

I thought this would be the climax of the season, but it looks like Dina's gonna stir it up even more!

Can't wait!!

(ps, check out Vito in the background during the fights. He is fucking AWESOME! He's either laughing and joking with someone, or he's counting rose petals, for some odd reason. No wonder everybody loves him!)

by Anonymousreply 30608/27/2012

This is the only housewives franchise I watch, and it's getting more and more unpleasant as each episode airs. (Reading the summary this morning at the attached link only underscored that.)

Really, there isn't a single person on the show who's even remotely likeable anymore - even the kids are irritating - and I think the only reason I watch is because I'm from the state and have been curious about Bravo's trash factor approach, and I feel that since I've made it this far in the series, I might as well continue until the reunion since you just know Bravo won't have a 5th season.

by Anonymousreply 30708/27/2012

The reason Caroline didn't accept Teresa's apology is because she knew it was fake. Teresa plays nice in front of the cameras, but either doesn't talk to people or talks shit about them when the cameras aren't around. I'm glad Caroline isn't letting her get away with creating the "Saint Teresa" image she tries to project because it's all bullshit. Did you see the interview with Andy Cohen after the show? He asked Teresa what tabloid headline she would write about herself and she said something like "Teresa: Always Happy, Has a Great Life." Really? So the bankruptcy was just made up? And her husband calling her a cunt behind her back was what? A funny joke? She's completely disingenuous and obsessed with looking perfect, but she's too stupid to realize how transparent the whole thing is.

by Anonymousreply 30908/27/2012

Teresa is a stupid bitch and Joe Giudice is horrible but I'm equally repulsed by the Manzos, and Caroline is absolutely the biggest bitch on the show. She is a terrible bully. She deserves the kind of shit that Danielle got and now Teresa is getting.

The only one who comes off a little better is famewhore Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 31008/27/2012

Caroline is a total CUNTBITCHWHORE

by Anonymousreply 31108/27/2012

I've read straight up from people who live in this area of New Jersey that "one of the sons" is definitely not straight, and that there are severe familial issues regarding his sexuality, like harming the families' reputation and also some supposed connections to mobsters the Manzo family has. Personally, I think Albie is straight and Chris is the gay one.

This show is a disaster, I don't watch it often but the few times I have, it's been disgusting. I really, really dislike Jacqueline, even more than Teresa. She is so needy and completely lacks backbone and self-respect.

by Anonymousreply 31208/27/2012

to anyone ANYONE defending Teresa, you are plain crazy.

SHE IS A LIAR. PATHOLOGICALLY.

And Cuntoline has had it with her.

by Anonymousreply 31308/27/2012

Melissa is going to hitch her wagon to whoever who can make her a star, and right now that person is Teresa. That's why she is siding with her right now.

by Anonymousreply 31408/27/2012

that was some crazy shit. Funny how Jackie thought pretending to sleep was her only option.

While I hate Teresa too - Caroline made herself look like a total bitch - could have said a quarter of what she did and have been done with it but just kept going & going. Was she plastered?

I'm constantly torn by weather Teresa is completely dumb & oblivious to her actions or extremely cunning - I hate to believe cunning but...

I watched the vineyard scene again last night before the new episode. Eww eww eww.

Missed the "after show" and promo for next week - what's this I hear about Dina?

by Anonymousreply 31508/27/2012

Teresa could set fire to orphanages on Christmas Eve while drinking a margarita and I would still side with her over Caroline. I don't like Teresa, but Caroline is the worst. She is a demon. That twat is friends with Bernie Kerik and she has the unmitigated gall to tell Teresa she's deceitful. STFU and die, Caroline. Please. Even your sister hates you.

by Anonymousreply 31608/27/2012

Caroline was perfectly justified saying what she did, Theresa has done nothing but stir up shit all season. She is a dispicable cunt, just like her husband said she was. Of course so is he.

by Anonymousreply 31708/27/2012

Agree, r316, Caroline's a loathsome toad.

by Anonymousreply 31808/27/2012

Let's not pretend that any of them are anything other than trash.

by Anonymousreply 31908/27/2012

So the report is that they are NOT filming a fifth season. Jacqueline said that they need to "take a break." No official word from BRAVO.

by Anonymousreply 32008/27/2012

All I have to say is Melissa is a major talent!

by Anonymousreply 32108/27/2012

At the outdoor dinner Vito said he tried to pick up a girl by saying he owned the Brownstone and she said he was a liar because she fucked Albie.

by Anonymousreply 32208/27/2012

Bravo ran an ad for RHONY starring Caroline. Even if all of the hoses don't come back for another season, RHONJ will live on. The ratings are too good.

by Anonymousreply 32308/27/2012

Total trash. It's amazing what people will do so they can whore themselves out for a little fame. In a few years no one will know who these losers were.

by Anonymousreply 32408/27/2012

If Caroline and Jacqueline refuse to film with Teresa, then they have to let some of these ladies go. Since trashy Teresa is the breakout star, that means the Manzos have to go. Frankly, I'd love it if they brought back Danielle and Granny g. One can never get enough of Granny g on the stripper pole.

by Anonymousreply 32508/27/2012

All of the Manzos are fame whores. They will NEVER walk away from this show. What else would their loser kids do? They have no skills and no brains.

by Anonymousreply 32608/27/2012

lol @ this week's episode. it's seriously time for a fucking cast change. It's been the same storyline now for 2 seasons.

by Anonymousreply 32708/27/2012

here's a pic of tre and gia this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 32808/27/2012

r328 oh holy hell where was that taken? Seaside?

by Anonymousreply 32908/27/2012

I saw Black Water in Whole Foods. It was $2.95 for 10-12 oz. I have no desire to try it and I can't imagine many people would. What were they thinking getting involved with this type of product? It doesn't have any health benefits. It's just black water. That's gross

by Anonymousreply 33008/27/2012

Not only is Caroline a major twat, her husband's besties w/Bernard Kerik. This duplicitous, aphorism spewing cunt has the nerve to call other people on their transgressions. All the people on this show are awful, just awful, the Manzos are by far the worst.

My favorite highlight? For all of the Manzo's imagined privilege, only one of the children is a college graduate. Isn't that the whole point of privilege, giving your children access to higher education.

by Anonymousreply 33108/27/2012

I'm from NJ. It's a pretty diverse state. It would be nice if they stopped playing up the Italian angle and introduced some women with different backgrounds. Having to listen to a fight about someone being insulted after being called "1/16th Italian" isn't entertaining and is downright stupid.

by Anonymousreply 33208/28/2012

Why is there always one miserable, overweight, "misunderstood," daughter on these reality shows. Ashley and Lauren on New Jersey. Jill Zarin's diabetic daughter. Pandora Vanderpump (well, she at least married a handsome golddigger). And then, in Orange County, we've got Briana, Vickie Gunvalson's almost-white trash daughter who actually seems like she has a head on her shoulders this year.

by Anonymousreply 33308/28/2012

I saw Black Water available for sale at Duane Reade yesterday. No thanks, I'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 33408/28/2012

[quote]Personally, I think Albie is straight and Chris is the gay one.

That's a rumor I've seen more than once on some of the RH blogs.

I can totally see Caroline not being OK with it, either, despite her noises of being gay-friendly.

by Anonymousreply 33508/28/2012

R334, you shop at Duane Reade? How classless.

by Anonymousreply 33608/28/2012

wow...as we've all said, time for a fucking cast change! Same issue 2 fucking seasons now. WE GET IT. How boring. Get rid of Jaqueline and Kathy and add in 3 new bitches. This is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 33708/29/2012

Teresa talking out her ass and Caroline obsessed with the cookbook...

by Anonymousreply 33808/29/2012

BORING. I don't get why Jersey is the second highest rated housewives show (after Atlanta). I don't enjoy seeing family fights, and I'm sick of the Teresa-Jaqueline-Caroline drama. I agree with the others who want a new cast. I really hope they have at least 2, hopefully 3 newbies next season. I will stop watching if it's the same 5 women with the same issues next time.

by Anonymousreply 33908/29/2012

Perhaps Chris IS the gay one. His stupid mother laughing her ass off about Chris wanting to open a stripper car wash is all part of he cover. I guess roommate Greg is plowing his guts, and not Albie.

by Anonymousreply 34008/29/2012

Actually, after just reading that rumor that Chris is gay, and Albie is not, sort of makes everything make sense now with what we have seen.

by Anonymousreply 34208/29/2012

They need to get rid of Teresa and bring back Granny G . Miss her.

by Anonymousreply 34308/29/2012

[quote] The thought of Greg on top of anyone is startling.

Somebody posted on a RH blog that he's known around NYC as a "messy bottom."

by Anonymousreply 34408/29/2012

Greg looks like a bottom. but goddamn, couldn't bravo have found a hot token gay friend? Greg looks like a younger Richard Hatch. Big, burly and gross. Fattish body, sloppy just ick eew gross vomit. Thank goodness Joe Gorga is on the show-he's the only eye candy. It's pathetic all of the younger ones are so gross. Vito would be HOT if he got his ass to the gym though. He is very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 34508/29/2012

Joe Giudice is hot.

by Anonymousreply 34608/29/2012

wtf Giudice with his man boobs and santa claus belly? He used to be hot when he was younger. Now he's a typical middle aged fatass father. Stupid too.

by Anonymousreply 34708/29/2012

Yeah, but I like his dullard thuggish demeanor.

by Anonymousreply 34808/29/2012

If Giudice were in good shape I would think he was physically attractive. His ability to do splits is random yet appealing but that's all I like about them these days.

PUH-LEASE ANDY COHEN find us some new Jersey housewives with some hot hubbies. I know there have to be some 30s to 40s guido/guidette couples who would be willing to tell Teresa and Caroline's annoying asses off. Find these mofos or no 5th season.

by Anonymousreply 34908/29/2012

Doesn't this season seem like it's gone on for 11 months already?

by Anonymousreply 35008/30/2012

We have a new drinking game which entails taking a shot every time Jacqueline says,"Teresa." I start AA next week.

by Anonymousreply 35109/02/2012

"His ability to do splits is random yet appealing but that's all I like about them these days. "

Gorga does the splits, not Guidice

by Anonymousreply 35209/02/2012

R352. Sorry, it's Giudice. It was the subject of many a Jay Mohr musing.

by Anonymousreply 35309/02/2012

UGH so fucking boring! Anyone else see tonight's episode? Same old tired ass storylines. I can't wait for this season to be over. NJ needs some new blood. Ditch the nice and boring Kathy and Jaqueline and add 3 new fucking bitches to fight with those cunts Teresa, Caroline and Melissa. There's nothing to add to the current drama.

They made a big deal of Dina making an appearance but she was predictably boring. They're building up next week's finale at Kim D's fashion show. Maybe that will be interesting who knows.

and WHY does fucking andy cohen love Teresa's bratty ass kids Gia and Melania? They aren't cute they're fucking nightmares.

by Anonymousreply 35409/10/2012

[quote] and WHY does fucking andy cohen love Teresa's bratty ass kids Gia and Melania? They aren't cute they're fucking nightmares.

I have to admit, though, Gabriella is a beauty. I don't know where she gets her genes from, but she looks nothing like the rest of the family. And she doesn't act like them either.

This was a pretty boring episode. I guess in the aftermath of the Napa Valley nightmare, everybody needed a break from all the fighting.

It amuses me that Dina is siding with Teresa. I'm from a big family, and I totally get that. I can't stand some of my brothers and sisters, and would much rather hang out with friends.

The one shocker of the show was both Melissa and Joe Gorga bad-mouthing Caroline. I was surprised, especially since she was very courteous to both of them, when Teresa was feuding with them. Caroline even took them in and welcomed them. Then they turned on her.

I'm no fan of Caroline's, but I can easily see that she didn't have to embrace them, yet she did. And she was extremely nice to both Melissa and Joe. So for them to take Teresa's side in this "war," was a big mistake.

Because I guarantee that Teresa will fuck them both over again, and they could have used Caroline as an ally. They might be chummy with Teresa right now, but it won't last. No way.

Teresa is very strategic with her relationships. When she lost Caroline and Jacqueline, she cozied up to Joe and Melissa, and decided to get closer to her "family." But when she was friends with Caroline and Jacqueline, she couldn't give two shits about her family, and bad-mouthed them.

Looks like Melissa will get burned in the next episode, when Kim D. and Teresa set her up. Stupid, stupid Melissa. When will she ever learn?

by Anonymousreply 35509/10/2012

If there isn't a significant cast change for next season, I'm done watching this installment. I'm SICK of the same fucking storyline and people. There are too few housewives and it's boring to involve family. Teresa has been exposed as a cunt so we can move on and bring in some strangers again.

btw anyone see how Teresa said she "misses" Danielle on WWHL? WTF? She wanted to kill her on the show and now she misses her? lol shady bitch.

by Anonymousreply 35609/10/2012

[quote]Gabriella is a beauty. I don't know where she gets her genes from, but she looks nothing like the rest of the family.

She looks just like Filomena Giudice, Juicy's ma.

by Anonymousreply 35709/10/2012

I think Danielle has been giving Teresa information or shall I say ammunition (on the other women) via Twitter.

So, Teresa said that Joe was "talking" with his old friend, Albie on the phone when she walked up to him. Seems like she went to the LuAnn school of bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 35809/10/2012

Juicy Joe pronounced his name "Jew-dice" on last night's episode yet Andy Cohen still pronounces it "jew-DEE-chay."

I am totally not surprised that these morons don't know how to pronounce their own name.

by Anonymousreply 35909/10/2012

Yeah, really boring episode - just two more to go and then the reunion.

The highlight of last night was watching Dina, in those super high heels, taking a tumble on her way in to Teresa's Fabulicious bash and in the process knocking over the large poster for the affair.

BTW according to the link:

[quote]"Dina tweeted during the episode that Bravo took her remarks to Teresa out of context (most of the conversation, she claims, was about Teresa and her brother Joe, not Teresa and Caroline), and that the party was actually held after the Posche fashion show, which will be featured in the next episode or two (the finale is Sept. 23, BTW). "I begged them not to be mic'd but was there to support her because she always supports me."

by Anonymousreply 36009/10/2012

[quote]Big, burly and gross. Fattish body, sloppy just ick eew gross vomit.

Come on now. Are you a 14-year-old girl? Even if you're not, you clearly have an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 36109/10/2012

A tad off track but why would Nene go back to RH Atlanta after getting cast on New Normal? Is she contractually obligated to go back?

by Anonymousreply 36209/10/2012

I heard a rumor that Jew Dice was born with down syndrome. Her parents decided to give her elective surgery at age 8 to fix her down face so she would *fit in* with the rest of her classmates... Things quickly spiraled out of control when Jew Dice could not count to potato and was repeatedly left behind.... Her downs quickly caught up with her when one day she found herself (17) and still in the fourth grade. Jew Dice put down her sippy cup and stood up: "I am Teresa and I'm.. ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW" accidentally shit her pants. To this day no one is quite sure where she was going with that sentence nor does anyone care.

"What to do" thought Jew Dice, along with green eggs and ham. Sam I am and spiraled ham. Jew Dice did what most post downs patients do: found a closeted homosexual man to knock her up and get married.

by Anonymousreply 36309/10/2012

That was hilarious, R363.

by Anonymousreply 36409/10/2012

Briana, Vickie Gunvalson's almost-white trash daughter who actually seems like she has a head on her shoulders this year.

Are you nuts Brianna is a rn and has her own money. Rn make $50 or more an hour.

Shes the only kid on any of these shows not sponging off her parents.

Brianna is not White Thrash.

by Anonymousreply 36509/10/2012

lol anyone heard Melissa Gorga's new song "I Just Wanna"? haha it's not that great...

by Anonymousreply 36609/10/2012

I foundz some lubezbeton shoez for $29.00!

by Anonymousreply 36709/11/2012

You can often tell when conversations have been edited by the food and drinks around. Sometimes they'll suddenly diminish or increase in quantity and it's a clear sign that something's been rearranged in the editing. Or a scene will show dessert, followed by a scene with the main course. Conversations out of order! Reactions, especially, often look spliced in for effect. I would never appear on one of these faked-up shows.

Dina came off as a ditzy, phony twat!

Melissa didn't "turn" on Caroline. She just started to see how truly petty and childish Caroline is with all her "hurt" and "outrage" over practically nothing. She even went to Caroline to try to size up the situation where she is concerned and offer a differing viewpoint. To her face.

The Manzos are all hideously self-important FOR NO REASON. They're about a chromosome up from the banjo players and backwoods goons from Deliverance. Teresa is even worse, though. Utterly ignorant.

by Anonymousreply 36809/11/2012

On WWHL Perez said he lost 80 pounds naturally and Theresa high-fived him and said essentially that it was better than Lap-band and dissed Lauren and Albert by saying "natural" weight loss is best and all things are better natural.

So, on Twitter, Greg tweeted: "I like natural"... You have giant fake tits you fuckin loser.

Should be interesting when Greg and Theresa meet in the future.

by Anonymousreply 36909/11/2012

Greg is a loser. Why is he on the show? I don't watch this trash anymore.

by Anonymousreply 37009/11/2012

Doesn't matter how much you make, r365, you can still be white trash.

by Anonymousreply 37109/12/2012

R361 nope I just am attracted to fit people. Greg seems like fun but his body is disgusting. He fits in with the rest of the cast though, as only Joe Gorga has a good body. The other guys are all a bit overweight and sloppy.

R369 I caught that! haha I'm glad Greg went after Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 37209/12/2012

Anyone who has a natural hairline like Teresa's must be fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 37309/13/2012

Melissa's soon-to-be-Grammy-nominated performance from this past Friday at Six Flags Great Adventure. Joe, not to be outdone, pervs out while introducing her.

by Anonymousreply 37409/16/2012

Joe Gorga to the two big black guys: "I can dance around for you in my g-string if you want. I can do that, you know. Dance around for you in my g-string..."

by Anonymousreply 37509/17/2012

Wow that Kim D looks and acts like a former prostitute. Those extensions are NOT CUTE! She needs better makeup too because she has very sharp and hard features and is just not pretty. Someone who knows what he/she's doing needs to give her better hair and makeup to soften her look.

Anyway, she is complete trash lol. Only in Jersey can someone like this have a successful high end clothing boutique. She loves gossip and getting all up in everyone else's business. I can't believe Teresa would hang out with her knowing that Kim said bad things about her brother. Teresa wants to talk about loyalty? lmao and that skeezy guy who said Melissa was a stripper at his gentleman's club? Teresa looked like she was acting there with "oh I don't wanna know" BS lol.

by Anonymousreply 37609/17/2012

Rich talking about Kathys puss "It tastes like fish and it gets the job done." I laughed my ass off!

To me Teresa really did seem shocked when greasy creep what's his name came up to the table at the fashion show to say hi/embarrass the shit out of Melissa. Regardless, the look on Melissa's face says that man has for sure inspected her vagina, up close. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 37709/17/2012

Sure, because normal humans walk around introducing themselves to strangers by saying something like, "I used to be your sister-in-law's boss about seven years ago for eight months. Nice to meet you."

Totally unscripted real life event.

by Anonymousreply 37809/17/2012

You couldn't tell by the shit eating grin Kim D had on her face, that she is the one who put him up to it?

by Anonymousreply 37909/17/2012

A family member of mine recently spoke with someone who who did security for the reunion show, which was filmed in AC.

Most of what she told me was either obvious or uninteresting - such as everyone ganging up on Teresa, Teresa's forehead looking even shorter than it does on TV, and Jaqueline appearing "off" (as if she were on something).

But she also mentioned the guy said that at one point, Andy Cohen got so pissed off at everyone, he screamed something to the effect that he fired the NY Housewives, so he could just as easily fire every fucking one of them.

(The filming went on for HOURS, and while it'll end up as two hours of programming, there was enough material to make it longer, especially with the husbands there as well.)

by Anonymousreply 38009/17/2012

I'm sorry, I've never seen Teresa EVER turn down drama. I think she and Kim orchestrated the whole thing so that at the very least, Teresa could come off the innocent bystander while Kim seems like the instigator, and Melissa's story still gets on tv (Teresa isn't a good actor - the only difference between this and the rest of her lies is that this one wasn't being screamed; she was trying to underplay it).

by Anonymousreply 38109/17/2012

Nothing good ever comes out of Kim D's mouth or her store. I can't imagine anyone wanting anything to do with her off camera, but Jaqueline said last night on WWHL that she likes her...She also said Teresa was faking the "shocked" look.

Melissa obviously did something stripperish. I love how she pretended to not be able to place that guy's face.

by Anonymousreply 38209/17/2012

Is Posche a consignment store? Because it looks like a tacky, over-stuffed closet and not a high-end boutique.

by Anonymousreply 38309/17/2012

his face was probably in her pussy r382.

by Anonymousreply 38409/17/2012

[quote] Rich talking about Kathys puss "It tastes like fish and it gets the job done." I laughed my ass off!

Omg, my mouth dropped during that entire fucking scene. Richie is a TRIP! His mouth is so foul, but it cracks me up so much. It must be hell for Kathy to be married to him, but at the same time, I know they get along really well.

[quote] To me Teresa really did seem shocked when greasy creep what's his name came up to the table at the fashion show to say hi/embarrass the shit out of Melissa.

She looked nervous. Like REALLY nervous about the whole thing. From the beginning of the party, she wasn't smiling, and that's because she knew she was about to drop a fucking bombshell on Melissa.

You know that feeling when you know something bad is about to happen, and you're nervous in anticipation of it? That's what Teresa did.

She knew that creepy guy would be at Kim D's store, and she knew she would be outing Melissa on national tv. But she knew she also had to cover her ass, so people wouldn't hate her.

The truth is that if Teresa REALLY didn't want the guy to talk shit about her family, then she would've walked right out. Instead, she let Kim D. do the dirty work of finding out the details, as Teresa sat by. She knew exactly what would go down.

At the party, her stomach was probably in knots, waiting for that creepy guy to show up, knowing that she was about to destroy Melissa.

What I don't get is WHY she would want to destroy Melissa, after all the progress they made. She didn't go after Caroline, or Jacqueline who caused her so much grief, but rather she decided to attack Melissa, who sided with her during the entire Napa trip.

I dislike Caroline, but she was 100% right about Teresa. She cannot be trusted, and she is just downright evil. Melissa turned on Caroline for being so "harsh" towards Teresa, but now I hope she why Caroline acted that way.

by Anonymousreply 38509/17/2012

I hope Granny g walks the runway in nothing but a jeweled bra and g-string.

by Anonymousreply 38609/17/2012

Why, thank you R386!

by Anonymousreply 38709/17/2012

r380, I thought Jac didn't show up to the reunion?

by Anonymousreply 38809/17/2012

No mentions of Melanoma sucking on the pencil?

And Theresa's Italian was not good. I'm not Italian, but she taught them "Quanto anni tiene?" for "How old are you?" I chat with a lot of Italian guys online and they always write "Quanti anni hai?"

by Anonymousreply 39009/17/2012

Kim D definitely looks and acts like she's a drunk and does drugs. She seems to enjoy gossip and stirring up shit more than anything.

That guy should release some pics of Melissa working as a stripper lol

by Anonymousreply 39109/18/2012

Cafface?

by Anonymousreply 39209/18/2012

Lauren looked huge - hope they aren't trying to make her happen.

caroline doesn't belong on this show anymore

Teresa is a MASSIVE bitch for doing that

Kathy looked like crap at the fashion show

Jacqui looked great

Kim D's extensions / make up made her look like that blonde muppet in the band. fug.

Juicy Joe's bro looked scarily like him.

I am so sorry for Melissa (If she didn't know it was coming - I'm skeptical though) because that's WAY shitty.

But I'm lost why was the bald guy even around? Missed that part..

by Anonymousreply 39309/18/2012

R392

yes Cafface lol

I'm sure the patronage will be swift and sizable with the lovely Lauren and personable Caroline at the helm. NOT

by Anonymousreply 39409/18/2012

[quote]I thought Jac didn't show up to the reunion?

R388, I wasn't talking about the reunion that was aired last year. I was talking about the one that will be on in a couple of weeks.

And BTW, the husbands and Kim were there as well.

And it got a little tense between Joe Giudice and Jacqueline's husband Chris.

I don't know how much of all of that nastiness will end up on TV since Bravo is airing it as a two part (two hour) show, while (according to the security guy) filming was going on for hours and hours. (He joked they could've made a series just out of the stuff happening at the reunion.)

If only the rest of the season - which has been a real bore - had been like that.

by Anonymousreply 39509/18/2012

Yeah this season SUCKED but the finale and reunion will be entertaining. Bravo better fucking do a cast change for next season or else I ain't watching. I can't take any more of the same rehashed BS over and over again.

Damn I wanna fuck Joe Gorga lol

by Anonymousreply 39609/18/2012

r395 I read that they add another hour to the reunion show or is that they NY one dont remember right now.

by Anonymousreply 39709/18/2012

Will be hard to sit through another reunion of Theresa saying 'I know you are but what am I."

She constantly tries to deflect the blame.

by Anonymousreply 39809/18/2012

Another reason why I don't understand Teresa's popularity with the fans-some think she's great but she's so stupid when she speaks. Whenever she is attacked or confronted, her only answer is "No I didn't, YOU DID!" or something of that nature. As crazy as Danielle was (and BTW all those "false rumors" she was "spreading" about Teresa ended up being true lol) she would always win the arguments because Teresa is just so stupid. On the Apprentice Teresa was totally out of her league. Even Trump said Teresa was unable to defend herself.

by Anonymousreply 39909/18/2012

if the reunion was that juicy, then it needs to be three-hours. Why waste all that hot footage?!

That bald guy was skeevy, skeevy skeevy! He once owned a "gentlemen's club" and now he's basically a waiter in a salon?! WTF... He was so slimy, fake and gross I had to Windex my TV screen.

Teresa is a HORRID actress and a really destructive person. You have to eliminate those types from your life, family or not.

Caroline is a total cow and her entitled daughter is certainly not a success in any way! She "owns" a boutique that isn't even operational because mommie (actually daddy) fronted the dough! I had to laugh at the Manzos eating that craptacular "breakfast" that the beard girlfriend "made" and there's the infamous black water on the table... Please.

No Rosie lately, which is odd since she'd initially been in practically every episode.

by Anonymousreply 40009/19/2012

Why didn't Jac show up at last season's reunion? I thought they said that she bailed on the reunion show because Teresa had just done some horrible thing to her which would be shown this season. What was it?

by Anonymousreply 40109/19/2012

R401, I think we will find out Sunday in the season finale what Teresa does to Jacqueline.

I can't wait for this reunion.

by Anonymousreply 40209/19/2012

I don't care what anyone says here, jersey is the best housewives. Kinda sad to see it end!

by Anonymousreply 40309/19/2012

Christopher has carb face.

by Anonymousreply 40409/19/2012

Christopher is hot...and gay.

by Anonymousreply 40509/19/2012

[quote]Why didn't Jac show up at last season's reunion? I thought they said that she bailed on the reunion show because Teresa had just done some horrible thing to her which would be shown this season. What was it?

As has been mentioned before, Jac was terrified that Teresa was going to out her as an ex-stripper as well. (And she eventually was outed in one of the gossip rags.)

by Anonymousreply 40609/19/2012

I still have trouble believing that Albie and Gregg aren't a couple.

by Anonymousreply 40709/19/2012

[quote]I still have trouble believing that Albie and Gregg aren't a couple.

Greg has a longtime boyfriend (see link), but I wouldn't be surprised if he's a "beard" to distract from the fact that Greg is with Albie or Chris.

by Anonymousreply 40809/19/2012

[quote]Why didn't Jac show up at last season's reunion?

Apparently because of what happened last year at the Posche event.

It's obvious everything that's happening now on the series happened LAST year. So last year's reunion had to have been shot right around the time that THIS season ended.

For example, Caroline was on Watch What Happens a few weeks ago and she mentioned it was her birthday, while that very week on the series they were celebrating her birthday in California.

And so this year's reunion took place a year after this season transpired.

BTW, you want a laugh? Check out the link.

by Anonymousreply 40909/19/2012

Look at that size difference!

by Anonymousreply 41009/19/2012

So I guess Gregg really is a top...?

by Anonymousreply 41109/19/2012

Something about Greg looks gross. He looks like he doesn't bathe regularly.

by Anonymousreply 41209/19/2012

WTF Greg has a hot bf? I guess being on tv gets you that. If Greg was in better shape and cleaned up he would look better. Currently he's fat, burly, scruffy and sloppy looking. He looks like the son or nephew of Richard Hatch.

by Anonymousreply 41309/19/2012

Basically the Jersey cast is throwing darts at whatever business venture they can and hope something sticks. Teresa lucked out with the cookbooks mostly due to the gossip in them, while the Manzo boys are trying black water and now a restaurant...Laurita is doing black water and other shit.

Rich is the only legit one lol

I actually would like to see Lauren have a screamfest with Teresa. Something tells me Lauren might be verbally more assaulting than her mother.

by Anonymousreply 41409/19/2012

[quote] A family member of mine recently spoke with someone who who did security for the reunion show, which was filmed in AC.

Most of what she told me was either obvious or uninteresting - such as everyone ganging up on Teresa, Teresa's forehead looking even shorter than it does on TV, and Jaqueline appearing "off" (as if she were on something).

But she also mentioned the guy said that at one point, Andy Cohen got so pissed off at everyone, he screamed something to the effect that he fired the NY Housewives, so he could just as easily fire every fucking one of them.

(The filming went on for HOURS, and while it'll end up as two hours of programming, there was enough material to make it longer, especially with the husbands there as well.)

That wasn't obvious or uninteresting. That was delicious. Thank You

by Anonymousreply 41509/19/2012

Teresa obviously is not very smart. We saw that on Celebrity Apprentice. Her best attempt at an insult was telling Debbie Gibson that she didn't look professional with "her tits hanging out". Whenever people criticized her work, Teresa would just deny and try to say the other person was guilty of the accusation. Then there's that infamous model negotiation in which Lisa Lampanelli totally tricked her ass. lol

by Anonymousreply 41609/19/2012

Teresa appeared on Watch What Happens Live last year when she was about to appear on Apprentice. Andy asked her for any hints regarding the drama that may happen, and Teresa claimed that herself and Victoria Gotti had a huge blowup and falling out.

We never saw anything of the sort. Does anyone know anything about this? Was Teresa just trying to hype up her part in Apprentice?

by Anonymousreply 41709/20/2012

She thought Lisa Lampanelli was Victoria Gotti.

by Anonymousreply 41809/20/2012

R415, I'm glad you liked my info @ R380. (I thought everyone would be underwhelmed.)

I just thought of something else. Another thing the security guard noticed at the reunion filming (and to me this is a minor thing) was that compared with the other women, Melissa required very little make-up. He also mentioned she was the nicest and seemingly most genuine person there.

by Anonymousreply 41909/20/2012

Theresa, like it or not, is clearly the "star" of the Jersey franchise. They should keep her and Melissa for the endless family drama, and bring in some of their friends. Kathy is boring as hell, so even though she's related she should be canned along with Caroline, Jaq, and all of the Manzo and Manzo hangers-on.

by Anonymousreply 42009/20/2012

[quote]He also mentioned she was the nicest and seemingly most genuine person there.

[italic]None[/italic] of them are nice, most especially Melissa.

I have a feeling Andy may bring on some of the folks who know about her shady past and do to her and Joey what he's been doing to Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 42109/20/2012

Melissa, compared to the others HWs, who look like Bozo, Clarabelle and Ronetta McDonald, might have LOOKED like she wore less makeup, but trust me, she is every bit as painted up as the rest. Sears Weatherbeater for all TV and stage appearances, just maybe not as colorful as the other loons...

by Anonymousreply 42209/20/2012

I think they may not have gotten along just after the first task about food that the women lost, but after that Teresa and Victoria apparently became quite friendly. I think if Victoria had stayed on the show longer, they would have gotten into a lot of fights though. Even though Teresa made the final 5, she was a flop compared to Nene. Nene brought in ratings and drama while Teresa was more reserved and for the most part boring. I always thought Vicki, Tamra, Jill and Ramona would have been better housewives followups on Apprentice than Teresa.

About the cast changes-it's rumored there's gonna be a new black woman on who had a big falling out with Melissa a few years ago, and it's also rumored Teresa's makeup artist will join too. I guess Bravo wants to even it up a bit since now most of the cast refuses to film with Teresa apart from the Reunion.

by Anonymousreply 42309/20/2012

I don't think the Manzos are going anywhere. You could tell from those summer commercials who were the holy grails among the housewives. I think only Caroline and Teresa represented NJ, so I'm guessing they're safe.

by Anonymousreply 42409/20/2012

r424, they had Jill Zarin on last summer's commercial, and fired her right after it started airing.

by Anonymousreply 42509/20/2012

Jill wasn't fired, r25. Much to the dismay of Andy Cohe, the other housewives, and her legions of fans, she chose to step away from the show and forfeit her salary in order to help her daughter Allie establish herself as an international runway model.

by Anonymousreply 42609/20/2012

[quote]Melissa, compared to the others HWs, who look like Bozo, Clarabelle and Ronetta McDonald, might have LOOKED like she wore less makeup, but trust me, she is every bit as painted up as the rest. Sears Weatherbeater for all TV and stage appearances, just maybe not as colorful as the other loons...

Sorry but I don't "trust" you because I wasn't talking about how she "LOOKED."

I was talking about the amount of make up time she required as compared with the other women before and during this season's reunion shoot.

by Anonymousreply 42709/20/2012

[quote]Big, burly and gross. Fattish body, sloppy just ick eew gross vomit.

I'm sorry, but the cunt that wrote that OBVIOUSLY has severe issues.

Look, Greg is a big fucking guy. Tall and broad. All of you people calling him a fattie don't understand some basic facts about the human body.

by Anonymousreply 42809/20/2012

428=Lauren M.

by Anonymousreply 42909/20/2012

No, R429, that's the difference. She's actually fat.

by Anonymousreply 43009/20/2012

R428 I love big guys but I want big IN SHAPE guys. Greg ain't in shape. He's got a lot of loose skin. Bulky does not always mean muscle. He's on the chubby side. If he got his ass in shape he would look better but right now he looks sloppy and unkempt.

by Anonymousreply 43109/21/2012

[quote]I just thought of something else. Another thing the security guard noticed at the reunion filming (and to me this is a minor thing) was that compared with the other women, Melissa required very little make-up.

R419, I'm glad you clarified what you "meant" since your initial comment certainly didn't do so. You said that she REQUIRED VERY LITTLE MAKE-UP and the fact is that she requires plenty! You don't trust me?? At least I don't have to keep refashioning my comments over and over because they made no sense the first time. A simple word or two would have fixed it. Like "required very little *time in* make-up." Learn to write what you mean.

by Anonymousreply 43209/21/2012

Kathy is such a passive-aggressive bitch. She knew exactly what she was doing the other week when she was in the pool with Tre and brought up her issues with Caroline, which Caroline was in ear shot. She's taken passive-aggressiveness to an art form.

by Anonymousreply 43309/21/2012

R431 has an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 43409/21/2012

Melissa is appearing at Mohegan Sun Casino tonight for FREE.

by Anonymousreply 43509/21/2012

R434 is Greg, bf of Greg, Lauren or just a random fatass.

by Anonymousreply 43609/21/2012

No, R436, I am none of those. I just don't suffer from body dysmorphia like some of you cunts.

by Anonymousreply 43709/21/2012

I bet Gregg shops at Nasty Pig and shoves singles down the g-strings of broke-down Latino dancers at Rawhide. I can feel it in my bones.

by Anonymousreply 43809/21/2012

R434 you're blind. Look at Joe Gorga. That is muscle and a hot body. Then look at loose and sloppy Greg. He's not in good shape. Maybe he works out on occasion but certainly not enough to look fit.

by Anonymousreply 43909/22/2012

Greg is capable of looking good (see link for a GWIP shot from when he was in better shape), but lately he does look flabby and unkempt.

by Anonymousreply 44009/22/2012

R440 when was that taken, if you know? He looks OK there. It's just whenever I see him on the show his belly looks bigger and his arms and legs less defined. No one here is saying Greg can't get it together-it's that lately he hasn't been together. He's letting himself go. Maybe too much partying and alcohol and not enough gym/cardio.

by Anonymousreply 44109/22/2012

I think it was from a year or two ago.

by Anonymousreply 44209/22/2012

He has weird nips... Also does he tuck? Jeez, put a sock in there or something.

by Anonymousreply 44309/22/2012

I still think he looks like the son or nephew of Richard Hatch lol

by Anonymousreply 44409/22/2012

[quote]“Andy Cohen does play a role in the editing process. He has said so directly in interviews. With that said, overall @yourfriendkitty and @carolineself have the most editing power. They are the executive producers of Season 3 and Season 4 of #RHONJ. They work on location and off location. They send the editors what footage to use as well as tell them what to keep in and what to cut out. @carolineself is tight with the Manzos while @yourfriendkitty is tight with the Gorgas and Wakiles. Cat edited @PDKhair as well as multiple ex-coworkers of Melissa’s, who were present at the salon and fashion show, completely out of the two-part finale. Their interactions made the Angelo incident look g-rated. Obviously that move was deliberate. Furthermore, Cat held Penny back from defending Kim when Joe Gorga called Kim a drug addict, a cunt and went to punch her. Even worse, as you will see in the finale, Cat completely butchered the conversation Angelo had with a friend at the bar to make it appear as though Teresa masterminded everything. The unprofessionalism of Cat Rodriguez and Caroline Self is disgusting. In this economy, why are these the type of people who have employment? Only a network like @BravoTV would believe that their viewers are so incompetent that they wouldn’t see past the blatant bias.”

by Anonymousreply 44509/22/2012

^ Cat Rodriguez was fired for being too close to the cast. In fact, there's a new rumor in the RH blogosphere that Melissa was fucking her in exchange for a favorable edit.

by Anonymousreply 44609/22/2012

Teresa & Kim D. are BUTT BUDDIES?

by Anonymousreply 44709/23/2012

I don't see the setup with Teresa. Teresa did seem surprised.

In the restroom, I did think Teresa got nasty with Melissa by hounding her about stripping.

by Anonymousreply 44809/23/2012

So, Albie and Lindsay are no longer together......hmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 44909/24/2012

All the drama on this show is so manufactured, even by reality show standards.

I mean, everyone keeps sobbing that they've been betrayed by Teresa a "lost my best friend." Are you kidding me? Ya'll have hated her for seasons. Give me a break.

by Anonymousreply 45009/24/2012

I can't stand Teresa but we need more explanation as to how she apparently orchestrated all of this trap on Melissa. We need to find out how that shady Angelo cat came in contact with Kim D and Teresa. Did he approach them? Did either of those 2 approach him? Did a friend of Kim/Teresa/Angelo set them up?

We have no proof on tape of how this all happened. It does look very weird that Teresa is so friendly with Kim D after this event...and that she would hang out with a woman who has bashed her brother and sister-in-law though.

It made no sense when Teresa accused Jaqueline of setting her up to make it look like she was setting Melissa up though lol and both Caroline and Lauren said that in the past Teresa told them Melissa was a stripper.

While there are hints Teresa is involved, we'll need the reunion to clarify things. Then again, as a lot of the drama goes on housewives, sometimes the reunion does nothing to clarify the story if both sides stick to their guns and accuse the other of lying.

by Anonymousreply 45109/25/2012

It seemed a bit staged that this nightclub owner (currently or formerly?) just happened to work at the salon Kim D goes to, and on that day she just happened to bring Teresa. Someone set up something...whether it was Teresa, Kim D, Angelo or even the Bravo producers, there's no way this all happened by chance.

by Anonymousreply 45209/25/2012

If you notice at one point Angelo is speaking to a woman at the event AFTER approaching Melissa. He said to the woman that "Johnny" called him and said Kim & Teresa wanted him to do this to Melissa because she's always holier than thou with everyone.

Who is Johnny??

And if you look at Melissa's tweets, Melissa tweeted after the show was aired that Angelo just admitted on camera that Kim & Teresa were in on it together.

by Anonymousreply 45309/25/2012

There's a real groundswell of sympathy for Theresa. I don't get it. If you read the blogs, practically all the readers' comments are pro-Theresa. I keep wondering if she has a lot of friends out there scouring the boards to respond. Or do people feel badly for her because her marriage is in trouble, her husband might be going to jail, and she has no friends.

by Anonymousreply 45409/25/2012

[quote]Or do people feel badly for her because her marriage is in trouble, her husband might be going to jail, and she has no friends.

Bingo. She's the Real Housewives' Francine Fishpaw. All that's missing now is Gia dancing for quarters and Milania stomping Caroline's feet.

by Anonymousreply 45509/25/2012

It doesn't surprise me that Albie & Lindsay are no longer together. Can you imagine having to deal with that fat, jealous bitch sister of his? I'd head for the hills too!

And I don't feel sorry for Teresa at all. She picked that idiot Joe and she is in complete denial about his affairs. In the meantime, she can't stand anyone else having any success - not Melissa, not Kathy - no one but her. She always has to be in the spotlight.

I wonder if Rosie is still seeing that blond she brought home to the family?

by Anonymousreply 45609/25/2012

[quote]There's a real groundswell of sympathy for Theresa. I don't get it. If you read the blogs, practically all the readers' comments are pro-Theresa. I keep wondering if she has a lot of friends out there scouring the boards to respond.

More to the fact that people are just sick and tired of the Manzos and their bullshit. Even Danielle is saying that Teresa is being treated like she used to be.

[quote]He said to the woman that "Johnny" called him and said Kim & Teresa wanted him to do this to Melissa because she's always holier than thou with everyone.

You don't believe this was staged?

by Anonymousreply 45709/25/2012

So Teresa, who has never shied away from a fight - she was the first one to escalate things with Danielle and repeated it several times, she comes at people who piss her off like a mad woman - this loud, abrasive woman turns into a dainty-oh-no-no-i-can't-hear-this-about-my-sister-in-law lightweight? When you look at the Bravo blogs, most of them insist Teresa wasn't a part of it when it's beyond obvious that she was involved. That whole scene in the salon - that Angelo just happened to be working at that ONE day and one day only, and a salon Teresa has never been to - that scene was so badly acted and faked.

And that whole, "my heart is beating so fast" - Teresa kept saying that at the dinner table, she was WANTING someone to ask her why. No one did.

And I'm sorry, although I think Caroline let herself down by the way she acted so aggressively towards Teresa all season, I still think she was honest when she and her daughter said Teresa accused Melissa of being a dancer months ago.

by Anonymousreply 45809/25/2012

I love how at the end of the episode it said Melissa & Joe sold their home to "move away from Teresa."

Bullshit!

They moved because the bank forclosed on it!

Jacqueline & Chris are looking at some hefty jail time, too.

by Anonymousreply 45909/25/2012

Johnny was John the bald owner of the salon who later told Joe Gorga that Angelo only worked there for that one day only. He was listed as the PR manager but someone said he did hair and make-up. Is he gay?

Wow at Caroline and Jaq totally balling in the reunion preview. Why do they get upset over this stuff?

by Anonymousreply 46009/25/2012

R460, I wondered if Caroline & Jaq were crying about Teresa or was Jaq maybe talking about her son's autism diagnosis? That would be something that would make any mother cry like that. Teresa certainly isn't worth any tears.

by Anonymousreply 46109/25/2012

Why are Jacqueline & Chris looking at some hefty jail time, too??? What did they do???

by Anonymousreply 46209/25/2012

This blogger has posted several anonymous interviews with a former RHONJ production supervisor who pulls back the curtain on scripting and such. An excerpt:

[quote]At the start of the season the production team sits down and gives a general overview of where we want the storyline for the show to go. ALL of the wives are in on this. We discuss popular storylines from the season before, story lines that need tying up, and also ways of threading in new storylines that look organic to the story. Do you really think we spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on just following these woman around with no plan? No, the season and the storyline has a basic outline from the first day.

by Anonymousreply 46309/25/2012

[quote]Why are Jacqueline & Chris looking at some hefty jail time, too??? What did they do???

Bankruptucy fraud. To the tune of $7.8M.

Chris and brother Joseph Laurita were named in two multi-million dollar lawsuits. It’s kind of complicated, but here’s the breakdown: Jay-Z founded a clothing line 12 years ago called Rocawear, which he no longer owns. A company called Iconix Brand Group licenses the brand name out to different companies to make the different lines, and Chris and Joseph Laurita’s now-bankrupt company Signature Apparel once made Rocawear’s junior line. Over two years ago, however, Signature Apparel liquidated and declared bankruptcy. During that time Chris, Jospeh, and their wives were named in a $7.8 million dollar lawsuit, the two families are accused of draining the company “of all its funds and assets in order to support their families’ increasingly opulent lifestyle of private jets, limousines, extravagant parties, premium automobiles, designer clothing, shopping sprees, ostentatious home furnishings and lavish vacations.” According to documents published at Radar Online, the company was very successful, and pulled in $250 million between 2005 and 2009. However, the lawsuit accuses the Lauritas of using the money on themselves instead of responsibly reinvesting in the business. Chris denied all 155 of the allegations against him, and Jacqueline denied knowing anything about it. They tried to get the lawsuit thrown out, but a judge has allowed all parties to prepare for a trial. When the news broke of this lawsuit, Jacqueline Laurita took to Twitter to note the difference between a business bankruptcy and a personal one: “sorry2disappoint some of u but Business is not the same as personal &accusations don’t make it truth.We r doing good.You’ll see..” Even so, this doesn’t sound like a cakewalk. A second lawsuit in November 2011 was filed by a Signature Apparel trustee who accused Chris and Joseph of Joseph of conspiring with “[Rocawear licensee] ROC Fashions and its principals to transfer the Rocawear license and other valuable assets to the latter from the former while Signature faced bankruptcy. In return, the suit alleges, ROC Fashions paid $2.8 million that the Lauritas allegedly kept for themselves rather than deposit in Signature Apparel’s coffers (where it could have been used to pay creditors).”

by Anonymousreply 46409/25/2012

[quote]Cat Rodriguez was fired for being too close to the cast. In fact, there's a new rumor in the RH blogosphere that Melissa was fucking her in exchange for a favorable edit.

This rumor is getting some traction.

by Anonymousreply 46509/25/2012

and see? Kathy had NO part of the finale drama. She's just too nice and defs needs to be fired. I would fire Kathy and Jaqueline and add in 3 new bitches. I just don't think 5 housewives is enough for any franchise. I'm guessing they'll probably stick with 5 though. Honestly I think Teresa would amp the drama up even more if she had more women to compete with. She kind of established dominance over Kathy and Jaqueline anyway. Here's hoping to 6 Jersey housewives next season.

by Anonymousreply 46609/25/2012

In one of those articles it stated that Kathy is out as a Wife, but would like to be included in some capacity.

by Anonymousreply 46709/25/2012

[quote]Kathy had NO part of the finale drama. She's just too nice and defs needs to be fired.

According to the producer interviewed in the link @ R463, Kathy is no longer an official Housewife, although I don't think she's completely gone.

by Anonymousreply 46809/25/2012

They need to bring Danielle back!!

by Anonymousreply 46909/25/2012

R463 is correct. Before Russell Armstrong's suicide, he told friends and family that RH producers told him and Taylor what their storyline was to be before the season started filming, and they were expected to follow it. He was very uncomfortable with the unflattering storyline, but knew that they would be fired if they didn't play along.

by Anonymousreply 47009/25/2012

What the hello happened to Rosie? She wasn't in the a lot of the later episodes. Is she getting a spin-off?

by Anonymousreply 47109/25/2012

Bravo likes to hire women with financial troubles because they need the paycheck and will do whatever the producers tell them to do. Lord only knows what they'll have poor, desperate Taylor doing this season on BH. They'll probably have her pretend to be a street hooker.

Is Adrienne Malouf on this season's RHBH? She's not shown in Bravo's commercial for the new season. They even show Kim Richards in the commercial, but no Adrienne or Camille. They do show some older new woman.

by Anonymousreply 47209/25/2012

Adrienne is still there and they follow her split from Paul. David Foster's current wife is one of the new housewives. I doubt she needs the money.

by Anonymousreply 47309/25/2012

R471, I wondered about Rosie too. WTF happned?

by Anonymousreply 47409/25/2012

Supposedly Bravo is working on a spinoff show for Teresa:

by Anonymousreply 47509/25/2012

Would anyone watch a show just about Teresa and her kids? I can't this bitch or her kids. It's fun watching her fight with other housewives but I could never watch a show that put her in a positive light.

Teresa is 1 of those housewives I just can't stand as a person. I tolerate her above Sonja Morgan, Luann DeLesseps, Kim Zolciak and Tamra Barney but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 47609/25/2012

[quote] And that whole, "my heart is beating so fast" - Teresa kept saying that at the dinner table, she was WANTING someone to ask her why. No one did.

Kathy did. Poor Kathy is so clueless that when Teresa said her heart was beating to fast, Kathy replied, "did you drink too much coffee? When I drink too much coffee I get jittery and nervous." It was so cute!

The contrast between Teresa's evil and Kathy's innocence is just like night and day.

[quote] I just don't think 5 housewives is enough for any franchise.

For this season of NJ, five was plenty. Any new housewives would have been completely out of the loop.

This season was all about the interaction between two families (and extended families), the Gorgas and the Manzos.

Everyone else would have been a bit player.

However, now that the family drama is played out, it's time for GRANNY G!!

How the hell is she NOT a part of the show yet?

by Anonymousreply 47709/25/2012

Exactly where IS Granny G? She is that drunk slut Kim D's sister-in-law. They should both join the cast and keep it all in the family.

by Anonymousreply 47809/25/2012

The last we saw of Granny G she was like a gun for hire, stirring up trouble anywhere she could, trying to create a plotline for herself. Then she brought that attorney to Melissa's party that Theresa wanted kicked out. And that's the last we saw of Granny G. But I liked her and her Bentleys and Ferraris. Plus her son is best friends with Chris Manzo. I think Caroline and Jacqueline got her kicked off the show for helping Danielle after the last Posche fashion show. That was my favorite scene, with Danielle cowering by a shrub and Granny G, shaking her and screaming "Calm Down! Calm Down!"

by Anonymousreply 47909/25/2012

the thing is Granny G is actually a very pretty woman and looks better than most of them even though she's older lol.

by Anonymousreply 48009/25/2012

[quote]the thing is Granny G is actually a very pretty woman and looks better than most of them even though she's older lol.

Plus she's the only one with any actual money. (Her ex-husband is a chemical manufacturer who supplies cosmetic ingredients to companies like Estée Lauder.)

by Anonymousreply 48109/25/2012

Yeah, I think Andy Cohen made a mistake getting rid of Kim G. She was game for anything. Remember her on the pole? She looks Irish-Catholic to me. She must have married into "the Family."

by Anonymousreply 48209/25/2012

OMG gurls! take a look at these sneak peak clips in the link below of the reunion! At the end of the first one it sounds like Rosie screaming from back at Teresa lol.

Teresa also gets into it with Lauren in the second clip. Wow it's like everyone vs. Teresa and Joe Giudice (except for Kim D who's on her own little trip I imagine).

here's the link:

thecelebritysizzle.com/rhonj-spoilers-the-season-4-reunion-keeps-the-drama-sky-high/

by Anonymousreply 48309/26/2012

honestly...i'll watch this reunion 3 parter lol but I'm gonna feel guilty about it. From those previews R483 linked, it's just sad that family and former friends could be so hostile towards each other. I mean how could you look at yourself in the mirror? all for the sake of money and fame? is it worth it? and Andy Cohen i'm convinced is Satan. He loves this. I don't want to see this ever again after this reunion is over. Hopefully Kathy and Jaqueline are done.

by Anonymousreply 48409/26/2012

All of the Housewife shows are like train-wrecks you can't look away. The story lines are better than soap operas, only because of everything taking place outside of the shows. The blogs, tweets, the court cases all blow their cover and so you can't wait to see them continue on their play of delusion. If they would allow them to discuss the cameras and those other issues, the shows would be more authentic. Now, they are just sad.

The entire fighting with Teresa is about her climb to fame and the others being resentful of how she has done that. They can't call her out on doing or saying things in front of the camera that are different when the cameras aren't on. I wish I could stop watching cause it is sad to watch these people chase fame and money and lose themselves in the process. But I suppose, that is what the show has now become.

by Anonymousreply 48509/26/2012

Are Chris and Granny G's son more than just best friends?

by Anonymousreply 48609/26/2012

If Teresa were a genuinely good person, she would appreciate her fame and be supportive of her cousing Kathy or sister-in-law Melissa wanting careers also. Instead, she's a jealous, vindictive cunt.

by Anonymousreply 48709/26/2012

What I'm saying is, it's fun for me in the other casts because the women aren't related and usually were never great friends to begin with. Some of them may have been friendly or acquaintances but not super close. What bothers me in the NJ cast is most of the women are either from the same family or they were quite close friends at one time. I don't enjoy seeing real relationships being torn apart.

by Anonymousreply 48809/26/2012

I honestly think Melissa used to be a stripper. I think her saying "What if I was a stripper?" is her trying to ease some revelations that may soon come out.

Theresa's blog is up on Bravo today. And she's a real piece of work.

by Anonymousreply 48909/26/2012

I wonder what Juicy Joe says to Teresa when the crew goes home and they are alone with those poor little girls. If he calls her 'a cunt' and 'a whore' in public you can only imagine what those poor kids hear at home with no cameras. And yet the deluded frau fans commenting on her Bravo blog praise Teresa for staying with that vile man regardless of how much damage it does to their children "because no one knows what really goes on in a marriage".

What a sad bunch of fraus.

by Anonymousreply 49009/26/2012

According to the ex-producer who's been talking to the Fame-Whorgas blog, Jac has been fired and Caroline probably won't be back (she was made an offer for Season 5 but is apparently holding out for more money).

Again, Kathy is no longer an official Housewife but will be back in a limited capacity.

by Anonymousreply 49109/29/2012

That Famewhorgas blog seems a little too slanted toward Theresa.

by Anonymousreply 49209/29/2012

Yeah, Fame-Whorgas and All About the Real Housewives both favor Teresa. Stoopid Housewives is more balanced. All three have really good gossip from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 49309/29/2012

I have to agree with r484. The RHONJ was fun because they were a family. Now for everyone to be mad at one another is mostly sad. Caroline is my favorite because she is a Steel Magnolia.

Teresa is the central character, but for the wrong reasons. She seems to have alienated so many of her family with her craven need for La Publicitee, sometimes at their expense. Truth be told, Teresa would like to fire everyone and start fresh with her and new housewives.

by Anonymousreply 49409/29/2012

Caroline a Steel Magnolia? She's a bitter old pig who is emotionally incestuous with her sons and full of contempt for her fat daughter.

by Anonymousreply 49509/29/2012

Whoever is screaming at Teresa in that clip at the link in R483 sounds mentally unstable and dangerous. Scary. Eek. Run, Teresa!

by Anonymousreply 49609/29/2012

And I love Teresa's face when she hears the voice of Death screaming about cutting out someone's f-ing tongue.

by Anonymousreply 49709/29/2012

I believe Theresa says something insulting about Kathy and Rosie's ( who was the voice screaming) father who is deceased, and in the previews you see Kathy yelling at Thereas, Dont YOU DARE! So I believe Theresa sets off Rosie by a comment about her father.

by Anonymousreply 49809/30/2012

Editing is so interesting. Other than the 1 time this season when Rosie mentioned growing up in a small house with Kathy, their brother and another sister, the viewer would have assumed Kathy and Rosie were the only siblings in their family. I wonder what those 2 have to say about Kathy, Teresa and Joe Gorga's appearance on the show.

ands yaaaaaaas. I'm looking forward to seeing the bulldyke in Rosie coming out. Get that Teresa bitch.

by Anonymousreply 49909/30/2012

A marathon of old RHONJ reunions is running this morning. I believe the first season is on now. I cannot believe how much better Caroline looked then. She has aged considerably over the past four seasons.

by Anonymousreply 50009/30/2012

Teresa should thank her lucky stars Danielle was on the show. She made it popular by creating the drama and conflict. Look back at season 1-Teresa was edited as being a boring ditz with a wealthy husband. Even back then she would say ignorant things and while some thought she was funny, she always rubbed me the wrong way. It wasn't until the table flip that Teresa's editing changed and she started to be shown as more aggressive, which I think is her real personality.

by Anonymousreply 50109/30/2012

Does Caroline really expect us to believe that her 51 year old ass has not gone through menopause yet???

by Anonymousreply 50209/30/2012

Is Chrissy Teigen on drugs tonight?

by Anonymousreply 50309/30/2012

I am 50 and haven't started menopause yet. My momther didn't start until she was 57. On the other hand, I know someone who started in her late 30's.

by Anonymousreply 50409/30/2012

Caroline and her still-fat daugter are still miserable cunts.

by Anonymousreply 50510/01/2012

I have been a faithful viewer of the show since it began. However, now I just don't care about any of the people. All this season has been is " I really want to be friends with Teresa..."every show. Who cares? She's not worth anyone's time. It's been a bore.

by Anonymousreply 50610/01/2012

Teresa comes across as horrible tonight.

Jac and Caroline very emotional women. Kathy and Melissa came across best.

by Anonymousreply 50710/01/2012

Kathy came across as terrible. Calling her aunt a liar and her uncle a coward. Really nasty, that one.

by Anonymousreply 50810/01/2012

What's this about Teresa catching Joe ficking some woman on his office desk?

Teresa really is sick in the head. I can't figure out if its complete stupidity bordering on mild mental retardation, cunning business sence in knowing when to pull the divorce out of the hat, or severe self importance and narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 50910/01/2012

Teresa is not nearly as sick in the head as Jacqueline. Using your child's Autism for a story? Really low.

I wonder of Cat Rodrieguez watched tonight?

or perhaps Bernard Kerik?

by Anonymousreply 51010/01/2012

How can anyone defend Teresa's behavior in part 1? Attacking people's looks? Especially with the way Teresa looks lol.

and Lauren totally caught Teresa in a lie. When Teresa couldn't spell or define "napalm" it was obvious that she has a writer doing her blogs since she's too stupid to make sense on her own.

It wasn't right of Kathy to bring up Teresa's parents (her aunt and uncle) but obviously there's some more bad blood there we don't know about. That's what's so frustrating about reality tv shows is as much as we see on camera, it's EDITED. We have no idea what doesn't make the air, and also what goes on behind the scenes. Clearly there's more to the Teresa vs. Kathy feud that we don't know about. Kathy seems like a nice woman so Teresa and her parents must have done something horrible to her in order for her to get personal like that.

by Anonymousreply 51110/01/2012

I'm very curious to see what Rosie has to say next week. She was always so calm but Teresa obviously set her off.

by Anonymousreply 51210/01/2012

[quote]Attacking people's looks?

Her own mother told her she looked like "8 pounds of sausage stuffed in a 5 pound bag."

[quote]When Teresa couldn't spell or define "napalm" it was obvious that she has a writer doing her blogs since she's too stupid to make sense on her own.

To which Lauren then spells it "N-A-Q-U-E-P-A-L-M."

[quote]We have no idea what doesn't make the air

Sure we do. The Manzo boys are facing a huge lawsuit for beating the shit out of a cop in the Dominican Republic. Chris & Jacq tried to pull bankruptcy fraud with their Signature Apparel company and are now facing a huge lawsuit for defrauding their business partners, as well. Kathy & Rich used a gas station as a front for shady business dealings. Melissa & Gorga illegally lived in their home and just recently had to "sell" it because they claimed they just had to move away from Teresa. In reality, the bank forclosed on it and kicked them out. Caroline and Albert claimed he lived at the Brownstone to collect a gov't check from the Water Dept.

I'm not saying teresa and Joe are saints. By no means so. But she does get out there and actually work to provide for her family.

by Anonymousreply 51310/01/2012

R513 how is Caroline's comment worse than all those things Teresa said? When Caroline said it about her daughter, it wasn't with malicious intent. She meant it as a joke while Teresa was trying insult in her unintelligent way. Caroline said repeatedly she loves her daughter no matter what and thinks she's beautiful but for her health of body and mind she should lose weight.

Clearly Lauren was making fun of Teresa by saying random letters. Teresa didn't even know wtf napalm is, nevermind try to spell it.

All of them are covering up stuff but what we don't know is how much they communicate/have communicated behind the scenes. There's a reason why all of them hate Teresa and it's not jealousy. Teresa's cookbooks are selling but her reputation and that of her huband's are going down the drain with every passing month. look at Bethenny Frankel-she didn't have half of the rumors swirling around her as Teresa. Clearly you don't always need controversy to sell but Teresa does because she is a shady bitch.

by Anonymousreply 51410/01/2012

[quote] Kathy came across as terrible. Calling her aunt a liar and her uncle a coward. Really nasty, that one.

I'm glad Kathy's been axed from the show. Not because I think she's a bad person, but because I think the show TURNS good people into bad people.

I don't know what it is, whether it's the fame, or the constant bickering, or the one-upping each other, or the complete lack of civility, but I honestly believe these kinds of shows ruin lives, for the parties on camera.

Kathy started out as such a good soul... a pretty quiet, grounded, pleasant person. What I saw on the reunion was a clusterfuck. It's like watching the Walking Dead, and seeing the living humans turning into monsters.

Caroline is only empowered when she has her family around her. Last reunion, she could barely stand up for herself. This time, she's a pitbull again with Jac and Lauren by her side.

I still don't know what's the deal with Melissa. At times she seems to be on Teresa's side, and then at others, she seems to hate Teresa. And Teresa even said that she loves Melissa and Joe (on this first episode), yet she hasn't spoken to them in a year. WTF?

Jacqueline is just a basketcase, and she is another one that needs to go.

As for Teresa, I've never seen a more sociopathic person on ANY Housewives franchise. And that's saying a lot.

She has no accountability, no empathy, no common sense, no intelligence, and no morals. Teresa is the epitome of the word "competitive." I've never seen anyone quite like her.

Probably the most disgusting thing to see, was how she pulled Jacqueline on the side during the Napa trip, made a POINT of reconciling with her, hugged her, and pretended that everything was fine, and then proceeded to say how much she hated Jacqueline (later that night), while talking to Melissa.

Anyone who can be THAT double-dealing, has got a serious mental problem. I admit, I fell for her faux-sincerity, but it's just awful how she can lie and deceive people, but can hold completely different thoughts in the back of her mind. It's simply unbelieveable.

This show has really opened my eyes to how truly awful people can be.

by Anonymousreply 51510/01/2012

I actually started to get bored watching the reunion. Same thing, over and over.

by Anonymousreply 51610/01/2012

I cried when we heard Nicholas say, "I love you, Mommy" and Caroline consoled Jacq with, "He'll say it again!" Oh, I cried.

Damn you, Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 51710/01/2012

[quote]Probably the most disgusting thing to see, was how she pulled Jacqueline on the side during the Napa trip, made a POINT of reconciling with her, hugged her, and pretended that everything was fine, and then proceeded to say how much she hated Jacqueline (later that night), while talking to Melissa.

Teresa never did that. Jacqueline was lying, obviously. They would have brought that up immediately, and beaten Teresa over the head with it, on the show if she had actually ever done that.

I think out of them all, Jacqueline is the biggest sociopath. She's downright scary, heaving her body with fake sobs and yet not a tear comes out. It's no wonder her daughter said all those things about her, she was telling the truth

by Anonymousreply 51810/01/2012

Well, my only child is autistic so I can tell you - whether it was real or not - Jacqueline had me sobbing.

On the other hand, I wish Rosie would come out and beat the shit out of Teresa. After watching that reunion (and this is only part one), I felt like I needed a valium. Teresa is a stupid, evil bitch.

There's a thread on DL about Lindsay Lohan where someone aptly described her as "exhausting". That's exactly the way I feel about all of these housewives now - they leave me "exhausted". And how does Andy Cohen live with himself (money and all) knowing what these shows do to people? Look at Russell Armstrong. Shouldn't that have said "enough"?

by Anonymousreply 51910/01/2012

R495, I have to respectfully disagree. Caroline could be considered a Steel Magnolia. As long as we're talking Ouiser, I would whole-heartedly agree. Well maybe, Ouiser's older, much uglier, with an even uglier attitude sister or great aunt. Then AND ONLY THEN would she be considered one.

by Anonymousreply 52010/01/2012

Aren't all these people on reality shows embarrassed at all? How can they go on national TV and air all their private business and subject their families to this? No amount of money or fame would ever make me agree to any of this.

I just don't get it. And Andy Cohen and others who exploit them for personal wealth are even more horrible.

by Anonymousreply 52110/01/2012

R518 Melissa confirmed it and Teresa didn't exactly deny saying it. Teresa is a liar. Both Caroline and Jaqueline said Teresa told them that Melissa was a stripper while Teresa denied it. Why are you so keen to believe her over everyone else?

and yes Andy Cohen should be ashamed of himself. As I've said in other posts, it's much more fun to watch the other franchises because you know the cast members aren't related or were never real friends. This cast is too close (or was) to be fun.

That said, I want to know what's on Rosie's mind. This is the first time she'll be making an appearance at a reunion and I've never seen her so angry.

by Anonymousreply 52210/01/2012

My son also has autism, Jac had me tearing up. It's so scary to have your happy talkative outgoing child one day and slowly watch him disappear into a world inside of himself. I'm glad she is being vocal and bringing attention to the disorder.

Teresa got confused when the topic of discussion had absolutely nothing to do with her. "Yes, and he was my daughters boyfriend." What. The. Fuck. Bag of crazy. If feel so badly for her children. Gia acts like the mother and Milania is way out of control.

by Anonymousreply 52310/01/2012

Carolyn I love you and your family Wonderful People ,Melissa and Joe you two are Great .Melissa You Have Class!

by Anonymousreply 52410/01/2012

Douglas, let me introduce you to a wonderful friend of mine, Punctuation! And the ginger piggy's name is CAROLINE, not Carolyn.

by Anonymousreply 52510/01/2012

I loved how dramatically Melissa wiped away her faux tears when Caro & Jax were "crying."

I saw no real tears from Caro, either.

Kathy looked bored and Teresa was lost in space.

Teresa is dumb. Instead of brining up the glitter eye shadow, she should have called Melissa out on that dress. Add some feathers to the shoulders and voila...

by Anonymousreply 52610/01/2012

"You #($*%&^$& I'll cut your fucking tongue out!"

That is an enraged dyke screaming the equivilant of a castration threat.....

by Anonymousreply 52710/01/2012

Did anyone else think that was Joe Gorga yelling from backstage before it was revealed it was Rosie?

LOLZ

by Anonymousreply 52810/01/2012

Caroline is not on my hit list, BUT, when Teresa called her out about a tummy tuck and Andy Cohen followed up with, "So, you've had a tummy tuck?" it was so uncomfortable to watch.

She was clearly hurt and didn't want that on live tv.

by Anonymousreply 52910/01/2012

Andy is not exploiting them. They are fully aware of what they are doing and willfully participate.

by Anonymousreply 53010/01/2012

fame will fuck you up and spit you out.

These were already despicable people, but at least they had **some** values and, more importantly, DIGNITY.

Fame. It will kill you.

by Anonymousreply 53110/01/2012

Fame doesn't kill you, pseudo-fame does. Those who think they are famous or who want to be famous are those who will do anything to climb the ladder. Witness Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 53210/01/2012

"Joe Giudice . . . will decide this week whether to accept a plea deal with the Passaic County Prosecutor's Office on charges of fraud and forgery" . . .

by Anonymousreply 53310/02/2012

r523, hugs. I did not know that a child with autism regresses. I can't believe Teresa tried to make it about her too.

How old is your son?

by Anonymousreply 53410/02/2012

Yeah it was pathetic of Teresa. She couldn't just sit there and let Jaqueline tell the story. She has NO empathy for others. I don't know how anyone can support her after seeing her reunion behavior, and this is just part 1. We all know it's gonna get even worse. Teresa and Joe are just 2 lying selfish sacks of shit.

by Anonymousreply 53510/03/2012

Am I the only who thinks Caroline Manzo is the real trouble maker here? She picks an unsympathetic target and then goes nuts with passive aggressive bullshit.

I don't like Theresa but I think Caroline is at least 65% to blame for most of the drama on this show.

by Anonymousreply 53610/03/2012

Caroline is a good person, so please don't say those things about her. She's a terrific person, wife and mother. And we gays should worship her LOLZ for having giving birth to the gorgeous hunk o' man that is Albie.

by Anonymousreply 53710/03/2012

r537 I assume you are being sarcastic since Albie is neither gorgeous nor a hunk. He is ugly and fat. And dumb as a post. His only income is that provided by his parents "investing" in black water the absolutely worst idea in the history of beverages.

by Anonymousreply 53810/03/2012

It's frustrating not to know the real, behind-the-scenes stuff that they're not allowed to talk about. Like the real reason for the Dina/Caroline rift, the Dominican arrests, etc. Without the entire story, it's hard to determine who is at fault. Though it is crystal clear that Teresa is mentally disabled.

by Anonymousreply 53910/03/2012

[quote] Teresa is not nearly as sick in the head as Jacqueline. Using your child's Autism for a story? Really low.

No it wasn't. She didn't sell her story. She told it to People magazine. She did NOT get paid.

She did it to raise awareness about Autism and also to get the word out before Teresa sold the story to the trashy magazines she deals with. She didn't want rumors about her son being printed or people around town talking about him (that he's mentally retarded).

by Anonymousreply 54010/03/2012

Kathy looked fat at the reunion. Too much canoli?

by Anonymousreply 54110/03/2012

Teresa wouldn't let Jacqueline finish her story because it wasn't about her! Teresa needs to be the center of attention at all times. She had to figure a way to make it about her so she used her daughter. She's a self-centered bitch.

And why does she always insist that Melissa and Kathy shouldn't have come on the show without consulting her? Who the fuck is she?

by Anonymousreply 54210/03/2012

Teresa must hire people to respond to blog posts, and to write her own as well ("Napalm" anybody?). Or else she has a huge assortment of supporters who scour the boards looking for anti-Teresa comments (of which, obviously, there are many). The only other thing I can think of is that people sympathize with her because her man cheats on her and calls her filthy names on national tv, her kids ridicule her, her friends have all judged and now hate her, and she has to support the family on top of it all.

by Anonymousreply 54310/03/2012

R539 I totally agree. I wish everything dramatic or influential to the show that happened behind the scenes was allowed to be part of the actual show. In addition to what you said, it's also that Kathy and Rosie have 2 more siblings and we never hear about them. Caroline, Chris and Dina have multiple siblings too but we only know about their gay brother.

I agree that people defending Teresa are ridiculous. How can she be mad her cousin and sister in law are on this show? WHY? because she wants all the attention. That's all it's about. It's for selfish reasons.

by Anonymousreply 54410/04/2012

[quote]Teresa must hire people to respond to blog posts, and to write her own as well ("Napalm" anybody?).

I don't know about hiring, but there is clearly a rabidly pro-Teresa faction out there. Some of the Real Housewives blogs seem to be heavily slanted toward her side of things, and the comment sections are flooded with very similar, pro-Teresa posts.

by Anonymousreply 54510/04/2012

Thank goodness Kathy and Rosie redeemed themselves on this show, otherwise it would have been awful for them.

Kathy apologized for what she said about Teresa's mother, and Rosie humanized herself again, after that insane outburst. Otherwise (since Kathy is getting cut), it would have been our last impression of both of them.

My favorite part of all the reunions, is that in the last two seasons, someone has been told to "GO SCRATCH!" LOFL.

Last time, Teresa told Caroline to "go scratch," and it looks like on Part 3 of this reunion, Joe Giudice tells Kathy to "go scratch," after which Kathy tells Joe to "go scratch."

I don't even know what the fuck "go scratch" means, but I find it fucking hilarious, and I'm going to start saying it.

So Datalounge, GO SCRATCH!

by Anonymousreply 54610/08/2012

After coming unhinged, I started thinking of Rosie as the Denise Eaker of NJ.

by Anonymousreply 54710/09/2012

R548 has an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 54910/09/2012

EEW @ Giudice picking his nose. How can anyone find this sloppy fatass to be hot? He used to look good in their younger pics but he's a disgusting pig now.

I actually think the men will make the reunion better in the third part. Dayum I want Joe Gorga inside my anus.

btw for the poster who asked, "go scratch" is a slightly less vulgar way of saying "go fuck yourself"

by Anonymousreply 55010/10/2012

To 546...where did you hear that Kathy was being cut from the show. I would think they would fire Theresa first.

by Anonymousreply 55110/10/2012

When did Teresa develop that extremely annoying high-pitched squeal that she has been making, lately?

She uses it to express indignance, incredulity, and amazement, and she is FUCKING ANNOYING.

Teresa never used to make those high-pitched squeaky squeals, so where the fuck did it come from???

Is it an affectation?

by Anonymousreply 55210/10/2012

R552, is it an affectation to write "indignance" instead of "indignation"? Or is it just ignorance?

by Anonymousreply 55310/10/2012

The only exposure I have now to the Housewives is from watching WWHL and Andy's reaction to the Jersey reunion seems to be similar his reaction last year to the NY reunion that resulted in the mass purge. He said compared this reunion of NJ to the current reunion of NY and said that it was nice with NY to actually have people conversing and hearing other people's points of view. NJ is so awful and uncomfortable looking. On another WWHL note Cohen is having a one on one with Jill Zarin..OY...the dead have risen

by Anonymousreply 55410/10/2012

Is Jill Z getting her own Bravo show? I'd rather see her return to the Housewives and rip into Ramona again.

by Anonymousreply 55510/10/2012

Teresa drama = ratings

For two whole seasons she has been the star of the show (the real reason why the Manzos hate her). All the drama is about her and she's the most popular of all the NJ cast members, love her or hate her, just like Nene.

Kathy = Sheree

Boring, boring, boring. At least Sheree had her moments.

Melissa Gorga is the fakest fake that ever faked! Did anyone really buy her story about why she was moving? she was trying sooo hard to squeeze out a couple of tears, it was painful.

by Anonymousreply 55610/10/2012

Kathy looked way better before the plastic surgery. Why did she do that? She looks like a clown.

by Anonymousreply 55710/10/2012

I don't understand why Teresa seduced Joe in the vineyard and did him right there while the cameras were rolling after he took a call from his mistress. Then Teresa jumps him? I'd have come after him with a hammer!

by Anonymousreply 55810/10/2012

R551, this could be bullshit, but one of the Housewives blogs ran an anonymous interview with a supposed ex-RHONJ producer who claims Kathy will be back, but not as an official Housewife. The same insider also claims that Jacqueline was fired and Caroline turned down her contract offer (perhaps holding out for more money).

by Anonymousreply 55910/10/2012

Does Caroline judge her buddy Bernie Kerick as harshly as she judges Teresa?

by Anonymousreply 56010/10/2012

[quote]Kathy looked way better before the plastic surgery.

Are you kidding? She looked like a man with a wig.

by Anonymousreply 56110/10/2012

Camille Paglia provides an [italic]explication de texte[/italic] for RHONJ:

[quote]I read a few months ago that Gloria Steinem hates “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and would be glad to picket it. Well, there’s the big difference between Steinem and me. She sees the show as a distortion of women, while I see it as a revelation of the deep truth about female sexuality. Right there is the proof of why feminism has faded. Those second-wave feminists had a utopian view of women -- they constantly asserted that anything negative about women is a projection by men. That’s not what I see on “Real Houswives”! It’s like the Discovery Channel -- sending a camera to the African savannah to watch the cheetahs stalking the gazelles! What you’re seeing is the primal battles going on among women. Men are marginalized on these shows -- they’re eye candy, to use Obama’s phrase, on the borderlines of the ferocity of female sexuality.

[quote]I really like Jacqueline Laurita, who describes herself as “a Vegas girl,” because she was raised in Las Vegas. I think she’s very hot and also very soulful. Her feelings are always being hurt...So Jacqueline is always sort of tearing up or breaking down because she feels so deeply for her broken friendships. There was this incredible moment in this season’s culminating episode where they’re all fighting in the parking lot after the Posche fashion show at a Cuban restaurant in West New York. And there’s Jacqueline standing there alone in her sparkly black outfit and drop-dead strappy gold high heels. She looks like a Polynesian idol with her face frozen and tilted upward. It’s a classic Hollywood moment, all internal turmoil under that mask. She looks magnificent!

by Anonymousreply 56210/10/2012

Why would Caroline come back? She was miserable this season and knows that the Teresa bullshit would just continue. Resume your real life.

by Anonymousreply 56310/10/2012

[quote] And there’s Jacqueline standing there alone in her sparkly black outfit and drop-dead strappy gold high heels. She looks like a Polynesian idol with her face frozen and tilted upward. It’s a classic Hollywood moment, all internal turmoil under that mask. She looks magnificent!

Camille is officially demented. Geez.

by Anonymousreply 56410/10/2012

Would love to know the real story about Caroline and Dina.

by Anonymousreply 56510/10/2012

[quote]Would love to know the real story about Caroline and Dina.

A couple of theories from the RH blogosphere:

* Dina holds a grudge against Caroline and Jac because they wouldn't quit in solidarity with her when she left, allegedly because Bravo wouldn't fire Danielle (who had tried to get Dina in trouble by claiming she had forged her ex's signature on a document giving Bravo permission to let their daughter appear on the show).

* Dina had originally wanted to feature Jaime's wedding on [italic]Dina's Party,[/italic] but Caroline stole the idea and pitched it to the RHONJ producers.

by Anonymousreply 56610/10/2012

Thanks R566.

by Anonymousreply 56710/10/2012

[quote]I don't understand why Teresa seduced Joe in the vineyard and did him right there while the cameras were rolling after he took a call from his mistress. Then Teresa jumps him? I'd have come after him with a hammer!

Granted, it was astonishing behavior -- regardless of the timing. Perhaps she was trying to persuade him that she was hot and attractive - so hot and attractive that he didn't need another woman (a tough sell, but she doesn't realize that). Or perhaps she was trying to persuade herself that he was still interested in her. Or perhaps she was trying to distract viewers from what had just happened, that cooing to a platonic, male friend who handed the phone to a Spanish-speaking worker to whom Joe spoke in Italian.

by Anonymousreply 56810/11/2012

r565 Bravo stole Jaimie's wedding thanks to Caroline. Dina got pissed..which is why at the season 3 reunion Caroline said the reason Dina and her were not talking had nothing to do with Teresa, but it was season 4 they could not talk about it.

Jaimie is a celebrity chef - he was Sarah Mclauglin's tour chef and a few others and co wrote her cook book with her.

Teresa is the one who told Dina about Caroline telling Bravo about the wedding so Caroline blames Teresa for telling Dina.

by Anonymousreply 56910/11/2012

So we're to believe Dina is mad because Caroline jacked her storyline for her lame ass party show? If THAT'S the reason for them not speaking, that's pathetic. It would be embarrassing if that's why Dina didn't attend her brother's wedding anyway. That would indicate Dina cared more about her show than her fucking family. I'm not saying it's nice of Caroline to do that, but honestly more people watch the housewives and NO ONE watches Dina by herself.

I would have to side with Caroline if this is true. Fame and tv over family? Dina and Teresa can go fuck themselves.

BTW there's an article out today claiming Joe Giudice has a 25 yr old mistress...It will be a very interesting 2013...I won't be shocked if Teresa ends up divorcing the jerk. While I can't stand the cunt, she could certainly do better than her mure cuntly husband. LMAO though picturing a new guy wanting to be stepdad to her 4 little trolls.

by Anonymousreply 57010/12/2012

IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT THINKS TERESA LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG-SAGGY BOOBS AND ALL SHE IS SIC GET HER OFF THE SHOW, SHE IS TOO FAKE AT EVERYTHING!!!!! NO WONDER JOE HAS GIRLFRIENDS. THE POOR GIRLS LOOK LIKE HER-SOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 57110/12/2012

If Teresa cared an ounce about her family she would stop doing reality tv even if the offers are insane. Look at what's happening: her lowlife husband is having an affair, her daughter is being picked on at school, she doesn't talk to her brother, sister-in-law and at least 2 of her cousins, she lost a good friend...I mean what has to happen to her that will make her stop? Is the money and fame all worth it? Is her life really better now than before reality tv? lol

by Anonymousreply 57210/12/2012

According to as unimpeachable a source as In Touch magazine, Teresa's husband hit on his brother-in-law's wife, Melissa (see link below). Well, that explains everything.

It also reminds us that all of this is has nothing to do with reality. It's just a newish form of entertainment, spooned out to what appears to be the news media.

by Anonymousreply 57310/12/2012

I always wondered if Joe Guidice hit on Melissa Gorga R573. I'm not saying In Touch is accurate but it makes perfect sense as to why Teresa hates Melissa so much.

Wendy Williams keeps telling Teresa to get off reality TV because it's ruining Teresa's life. I can't stand Teresa but I have to agree with Wendy on that one.

by Anonymousreply 57410/12/2012

R574, reality television isn't ruining Teresa's life. What does she have besides reality television? If nothing else, it might give her the financial wherewithall to get out of her revolting marriage. In the meantime, her income is apparently all that's coming into the household -- above the table, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 57510/12/2012

[quote]I always wondered if Joe Guidice hit on Melissa Gorga.

When Melissa first joined the cast, somebody (allegedly Danielle) started a rumor online that Baby Joey is Juicy's son.

by Anonymousreply 57610/12/2012

BREAKING NEWS:

Joe Guidice's girlfriend has been identified.

by Anonymousreply 57710/12/2012

Iron Bar is down the road from where the Giudices live. I wonder how Juicy gets there? He can't drive right?

by Anonymousreply 57810/12/2012

Turns out that Giudice has a way of getting around that, R578. It has to do with one's brother's birth certificate....

It's conceivable that he can walk to the bar (whether or not he can walk out of it). But it's less conceivable that he cares about trivia like a valid driver's license.

by Anonymousreply 57910/12/2012

I can believe that Juicy Joe fucked Melissa. For all of Joe Gorga's hotness and machismo, there is something vaguely asexual about him, so I can see Melissa giving it up to her bro in law.

by Anonymousreply 58010/12/2012

That speculation about Jamie's wedding really makes sense. Dina obviously want to be on TV as her wedding was featured on some show called Million Dollar Weddings prior to the RHONJ.

by Anonymousreply 58110/12/2012

R577 , R570 already mentioned that...R580 wtf? Joe Gorga is very sexual. He's always trying to get it in with Melissa. No way would any woman who is not blind cheat on Gorga with Giudice. Gorga is much hotter, nicer and he's got money lol

by Anonymousreply 58210/12/2012

I think the rumor is he hit on her, not "fucked" her.

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 58310/12/2012

I always though Melissa was truthful until she said the real reason they were selling the house. Come on. You can send your kid to private school. Do you really think Melania and Gia will tease her in school anymore than the other kids who watch ROHNJ?

by Anonymousreply 58410/13/2012

Gorga has $$$?

Better not let his creditors know that.

by Anonymousreply 58510/13/2012

Kim D is lying.

These people are nuts. Caroline's husband was right to stay home.

by Anonymousreply 58610/15/2012

...well the real reason Caroline hates Theresa guts is that Guidice fucked Dina. ...she should hate Joe, but she blames Theresa for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 58710/15/2012

I hate Caroline. Her voice, her mannerisms. It's like she's trying to play the Godmother. She keeps pulling these stupid ultimatums out of her ass. Awful person.

Jacqueline is nuts. She puts her nose in everybody's business because she has NO life whatsoever. I hate her.

Melissa is as real as her boobs but she's a lightweight so she's not a threat.

Kathy is a doormat and provides nothing to the show.

Teresa can't articulate her thoughts clearly and she comes across as dense.

But with all said and done, if Teresa wasn't on the show NO one would watch the other gals. No one. Love her or hate her Teresa makes the show.

by Anonymousreply 58810/15/2012

While there be another season?

by Anonymousreply 58910/15/2012

Joe was good and hard in the steam room at David Bartons so I heard from a group of friends claims he likes to be fingered

by Anonymousreply 59010/15/2012

R588 Teresa is who the viewers watch now because she became the controversial one AFTER Danielle left. Danielle was the original talking point of NJ. If you go back to season 1, Teresa was mostly a boring ditz until the table flip at the finale. Since then, her attitude has been really amped up.

R589 yes they've cast 2 allies for Teresa but it's unclear who, and it's rumored Kathy is downgraded to a "friend" of the housewives and that Jaqueline is off the show...nothing confirmed though

by Anonymousreply 59110/15/2012

I actually like Melissa Gorga's new song "I Just Wanna" lol except I wish she would sing more...maybe she can't but I hate in songs when the chorus sounds the exact same from beginning to end...I like in songs when the singer sings louder in the chorus near the end. Anyway of the housewives who have released music, I think Gorga has the best voice. We know Zolciak can't sing at all and Luann is not tone deaf but doesn't have a pleasing voice to listen to, and no range.

by Anonymousreply 59210/15/2012

Anybody here see Joe Gorga when he was a stripper?

by Anonymousreply 59310/15/2012

Joe Jew-Dee-Chay is the ggrotesque in every way possible.

Jaq is mildly retarded, no? Her husband (forget his name) is the only one who seems somewhat normal.

by Anonymousreply 59410/15/2012

Caroline, Kathy, and Jacqueline are OUT for Season 5. (Unless Jachole can weazel her way in with her son's autism as a storyline, which is doubtful)

Season 5 will be about exposing MELISSA. When she was cast on the show, they moved into one of Joe's model construction homes without a living permit so they could give the appearance of wealth. The furniture had to be RENTED for filming!

Melissa and Joe wanted that fame so badly, but now the 15 minutes is almost up.

by Anonymousreply 59510/15/2012

Are we sure that Teresa is not some cave woman they found and thawed out for the show? Not only does she look like an animal she behaves like one too. She lunged at someone yet again. Andy needs to get a hose or cattle prod to calm that she-beast down.

by Anonymousreply 59610/15/2012

When did Andy Cohen get his lazy eye fixed?

by Anonymousreply 59710/16/2012

Kiss my titties!

by Anonymousreply 59810/16/2012

whoo whoo.

by Anonymousreply 59910/16/2012

LOL R599 I'm waiting for news of the cast change. The producers know it's in order. The storylines are tired.

by Anonymousreply 60010/16/2012
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