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Karl Lagerfeld: A Day in the Life

There are not enough "Mary!"s in the world to do this man justice.

by Anonymousreply 6111/29/2014

The horror.

by Anonymousreply 103/16/2012

While I was reading his responses I imagined his apartment to looks pristine, and then I saw the photos of the mess he lives in...

by Anonymousreply 203/16/2012

I think Mr Lagerfeld has a few screws loose. Just having to look at all those products in that bathroom would drive me crazy.

by Anonymousreply 303/16/2012

All of those beauty products and he still looks like a horrid corpse ...

by Anonymousreply 403/16/2012

Here are a few pics of his apartment. It looks exactly like the home in which you would imagine Karl Lagerfeld living.

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by Anonymousreply 610/12/2012

Where does he store the beautiful virgins whose blood he drains to bathe in every night?

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2012

There aren't enough drugs in the world to make living in that apartment a pleasure.

I'd rather spend the rest of my existence on Concourse D in the Atlanta-Hartsfield airport.

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2012

Boring. surprised he didn't cover his daily bowel movement timetable. I can just imagine that old crone on the can straining to drop a few kids in the pool.

And what the fuck is with all those toilet time creams and jellys. With all that crap he uses, you'd think he'd look a bit more alive.

But he lives in Paris so that is all that matters.

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2012

So he collects coffee table books?

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2012

And someone post the highlights, I'm busy reading a coffee table book about gnomes. It's called Gnomes.

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2012

I wonder if that hair just snaps off for safe keeping at night on his bedside table.

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2012

Oh shit, the whole thing is a highlight and worth the read.

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2012

It's hard to believe he's still alive.

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2012

I like it. I get what he's doing and if I had the money I'd do the same thing. He's still creepy looking though.

by Anonymousreply 1510/12/2012

He's a hoarder. He's rich, he's famous, he's a hoarder.

Good thing for him that Paris isn't on an active fault line.

by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2012

Kind of a letdown. The gofugyourself girls always made him sound like he'd have rotting meat sculptures, blister-pack walls, and ponds of sugar-free pudding in the living room.

by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2012

[quote]I wear a long, full-length white shirt, in a material called poplin imperial, made for me by Hilditch & Key in Paris after a design of a 17th-century men's nightshirt I saw at the Victoria and Albert Museum.

I think I've found my spiritual soulmate!

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2012

Everything was bourgeois, as expected, but I do like that he has two for sleeping/private life and the other for entertaining. Seemed to hearken back to a different age.

by Anonymousreply 1910/12/2012

Gee, one would have never, ever, *EVER* -- from his mere physical appearance alone -- deduced that Monsieur Lagerfeld is extraordinarily picky about every aspect of his daily life...

by Anonymousreply 2010/12/2012

[quote]I have everything -- sheets and nightshirt and robes -- changed every day

Only *once* per day? Girl, you cray-cray! I have ALL of that steamed and starched THREE times before LUNCH!

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2012

[quote]Seemed to hearken back to a different age.

Yes it does. To his childhood,two or three centuries ago.

by Anonymousreply 2210/12/2012

He is the king of book stackers.

by Anonymousreply 2310/12/2012

I find him both odious and wonderful. And I kind of want to be his cat.

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2012

Cats don't really want to be washed every day, R23

by Anonymousreply 2510/12/2012

many of my creams are for my tight anus

by Anonymousreply 2610/12/2012

What did he look like back in the 1890s?

by Anonymousreply 2710/12/2012

Like this

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2012

He looks like that thing from "Hannibal" who cut his own face off and was later eaten by wild hogs.

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2012

Fat Karl in his bitch-beating fan days:

by Anonymousreply 3010/12/2012

And young Karl. Unexpectedly hot.

by Anonymousreply 3110/12/2012

R31 Yeah, looks about right for around 1910-1920.

by Anonymousreply 3210/12/2012

He made Gisele Zelauy's life a living hell.

by Anonymousreply 3310/13/2012

I only use Klorane dry shampoo on my hair. I used to use the tears of dying doves to rinse my hair, but those Peta people were so picky about that. I mean, I still have two ermines skinned daily to wear as house slippers. But to do both... It was too much for them.

by Anonymousreply 3410/13/2012

He looks like a smelly old man.

by Anonymousreply 3510/13/2012

[quote]I have everything—sheets and nightshirt and robes—changed every day. I like everything to be washable, myself included. I like antique lace, antique sheets, beautiful quilted covers, but everything is white. In white you can hide nothing. Most people don't use this kind of sheets and things because it's very difficult and very expensive for the upkeep.

What bullshit. He sleeps on sheets that are over 100 years old AND he has them laundered everyday? Really, Karl?


by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2012

Sprockets mouth.

by Anonymousreply 3710/13/2012

LOVE Karl. Feel really bad about the cat.

by Anonymousreply 3810/13/2012

His obsession with Diet Coke is surprisingly proletariat/lowbrow. THat's the beverage of choice of fraus and fraus-in-training and just all around heffers.

by Anonymousreply 3910/13/2012

r39: it's less lowbrow when his name is on the bottle

by Anonymousreply 4010/13/2012

The doctor made shakes and weight loss make me believe he had weight loss surgery. And having the kitchen in another house tells me he has weird food issues

by Anonymousreply 4110/13/2012

An out of the way kitchen is only a sign of someone who will never set foot in it. He has a cook. And probably a long list of "no's" when it comes to food.

But I do agree on the probability of weight loss surgery.

by Anonymousreply 4210/13/2012

Nobody in the fashion world could have a healthy relationship with food. That's no surprise.

by Anonymousreply 4310/13/2012

[quote] And then I wear jeans; at the moment they are from my new collection. They are dark gray with my face, my profile, printed in black on them, but you really have to look at it to see it.

I've always wanted to sit on Lagerfeld's face.

by Anonymousreply 4410/13/2012

Staring at Karl Lagerfeld's mug on somebody's ass is not my idea of a perfect day.

by Anonymousreply 4510/13/2012

You have to give it up, Karl gets a high quality of men. Which he pays dearly for, but still...the man fucks models whenever he feels like it.

by Anonymousreply 4610/13/2012

Ewww, can you imagine being Karl's guy, the hot one who showed up at the fashion shows, alone at night, just you and Karl, in the castle, the help having gone home. He's already taken the Viagra and is slipping out of his 100-year-old silk French robe as he advances toward you, eerily orange in the candlelight.

by Anonymousreply 4710/13/2012

My 89-year-old gay Parisian friend wrote this comment after I posted OP's link on Facebook:

"ridicule personnage, aucune aisance, mais tout est artificiel donc vulgaire"


by Anonymousreply 4810/13/2012

"ridiculous character, no comfort, but everything is so artificial vulgar"

by Anonymousreply 4910/13/2012

I was lazy with the copy/paste - lemme try a translation but this is fancy French thundering down from high society so it's a bit coded:

"ridiculous figure, total lack of ease/grace/comfort in his style, it's all artifice so it's vulgar."

SNAP! from one of the greats - I won't air his confidences here but he has slept with quite a few names over the years.

by Anonymousreply 5010/13/2012

He's always been annoying as fuck and needs to die.

by Anonymousreply 5110/13/2012

[quote]SNAP! from one of the greats - I won't air his confidences here but he has slept with quite a few names over the years.

Would we know of your friend?

by Anonymousreply 5210/13/2012

r52:You wouldn't know him by name, I just checked IMDB to see if he has a listing. He's a couture guy and did costumes for many films shot in France in the 50s and 60s. When I first met him, he said (in French) "Come sit next to me, I love hearing French with an American accent, it reminds me of Josephine".

Yes, he was talking about Josephine Baker. He was also pals with Cocteau, Garbo, Euro royalty, Hollywood royalty, it's just nuts the life this guy has led.

by Anonymousreply 5310/13/2012

Pretty sure it's known he had lapband surgery R41.

by Anonymousreply 5410/13/2012

Awesome, r53, such a cool friend to have. Loved his Karl assessment. Thanks for sharing with me.

by Anonymousreply 5510/13/2012

R49, a French fry could translate that better than you did.

by Anonymousreply 5610/13/2012

At first, there is the feel of his skin, wrinkled and bunched, yet soft as silk, burnished for over 70 years by the oil of mink. You have no choice. He takes you in his arms and as his cock mashes against your belly, you play your part. "Karl, my handsome stallion," you whisper in French, just as you've been taught. But there's no conviction in your words this evening. After all, it's been three weeks of this. Suddenly, he's on you. A little frottage. Over in twenty seconds. As you watch him walk off to his bidet, you can't help but think of overdone sweet potatoes.

by Anonymousreply 5710/13/2012

We've often joked about the stacked books in the NYSD apartment pictures.

Apparently Karl has taken notice, and is determind to outstack the entire US eastern seaboard!

by Anonymousreply 5810/13/2012

Are those stacked books structurally sound?

by Anonymousreply 5910/14/2012

At least Gisele Zelauy was smart enough to get away from him, r33.

She used to have her own blog a few years ago. She doesn't blog much anymore.

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