There are not enough "Mary!"s in the world to do this man justice.
Karl Lagerfeld: A Day in the Life
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/29/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/16/2012|
While I was reading his responses I imagined his apartment to looks pristine, and then I saw the photos of the mess he lives in...
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/16/2012|
I think Mr Lagerfeld has a few screws loose. Just having to look at all those products in that bathroom would drive me crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/16/2012|
All of those beauty products and he still looks like a horrid corpse ...
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/16/2012|
Here are a few pics of his apartment. It looks exactly like the home in which you would imagine Karl Lagerfeld living.
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|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/12/2012|
Where does he store the beautiful virgins whose blood he drains to bathe in every night?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/12/2012|
There aren't enough drugs in the world to make living in that apartment a pleasure.
I'd rather spend the rest of my existence on Concourse D in the Atlanta-Hartsfield airport.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/12/2012|
Boring. surprised he didn't cover his daily bowel movement timetable. I can just imagine that old crone on the can straining to drop a few kids in the pool.
And what the fuck is with all those toilet time creams and jellys. With all that crap he uses, you'd think he'd look a bit more alive.
But he lives in Paris so that is all that matters.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/12/2012|
So he collects coffee table books?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/12/2012|
And someone post the highlights, I'm busy reading a coffee table book about gnomes. It's called Gnomes.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/12/2012|
I wonder if that hair just snaps off for safe keeping at night on his bedside table.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/12/2012|
Oh shit, the whole thing is a highlight and worth the read.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/12/2012|
It's hard to believe he's still alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/12/2012|
I like it. I get what he's doing and if I had the money I'd do the same thing. He's still creepy looking though.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/12/2012|
He's a hoarder. He's rich, he's famous, he's a hoarder.
Good thing for him that Paris isn't on an active fault line.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/12/2012|
Kind of a letdown. The gofugyourself girls always made him sound like he'd have rotting meat sculptures, blister-pack walls, and ponds of sugar-free pudding in the living room.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/12/2012|
[quote]I wear a long, full-length white shirt, in a material called poplin imperial, made for me by Hilditch & Key in Paris after a design of a 17th-century men's nightshirt I saw at the Victoria and Albert Museum.
I think I've found my spiritual soulmate!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/12/2012|
Everything was bourgeois, as expected, but I do like that he has two homes...one for sleeping/private life and the other for entertaining. Seemed to hearken back to a different age.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/12/2012|
Gee, one would have never, ever, *EVER* -- from his mere physical appearance alone -- deduced that Monsieur Lagerfeld is extraordinarily picky about every aspect of his daily life...
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/12/2012|
[quote]I have everything -- sheets and nightshirt and robes -- changed every day
Only *once* per day? Girl, you cray-cray! I have ALL of that steamed and starched THREE times before LUNCH!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/12/2012|
[quote]Seemed to hearken back to a different age.
Yes it does. To his childhood,two or three centuries ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/12/2012|
He is the king of book stackers.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/12/2012|
I find him both odious and wonderful. And I kind of want to be his cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/12/2012|
Cats don't really want to be washed every day, R23
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/12/2012|
many of my creams are for my tight anus
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/12/2012|
What did he look like back in the 1890s?
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|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/12/2012|
He looks like that thing from "Hannibal" who cut his own face off and was later eaten by wild hogs.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/12/2012|
Fat Karl in his bitch-beating fan days:
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/12/2012|
And young Karl. Unexpectedly hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/12/2012|
R31 Yeah, looks about right for around 1910-1920.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/12/2012|
He made Gisele Zelauy's life a living hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/13/2012|
I only use Klorane dry shampoo on my hair. I used to use the tears of dying doves to rinse my hair, but those Peta people were so picky about that. I mean, I still have two ermines skinned daily to wear as house slippers. But to do both... It was too much for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/13/2012|
He looks like a smelly old man.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/13/2012|
[quote]I have everything—sheets and nightshirt and robes—changed every day. I like everything to be washable, myself included. I like antique lace, antique sheets, beautiful quilted covers, but everything is white. In white you can hide nothing. Most people don't use this kind of sheets and things because it's very difficult and very expensive for the upkeep.
What bullshit. He sleeps on sheets that are over 100 years old AND he has them laundered everyday? Really, Karl?
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|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/13/2012|
LOVE Karl. Feel really bad about the cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/13/2012|
His obsession with Diet Coke is surprisingly proletariat/lowbrow. THat's the beverage of choice of fraus and fraus-in-training and just all around heffers.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/13/2012|
r39: it's less lowbrow when his name is on the bottle
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/13/2012|
The doctor made shakes and weight loss make me believe he had weight loss surgery. And having the kitchen in another house tells me he has weird food issues
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/13/2012|
An out of the way kitchen is only a sign of someone who will never set foot in it. He has a cook. And probably a long list of "no's" when it comes to food.
But I do agree on the probability of weight loss surgery.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/13/2012|
Nobody in the fashion world could have a healthy relationship with food. That's no surprise.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/13/2012|
[quote] And then I wear jeans; at the moment they are from my new collection. They are dark gray with my face, my profile, printed in black on them, but you really have to look at it to see it.
I've always wanted to sit on Lagerfeld's face.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/13/2012|
Staring at Karl Lagerfeld's mug on somebody's ass is not my idea of a perfect day.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/13/2012|
You have to give it up, Karl gets a high quality of men. Which he pays dearly for, but still...the man fucks models whenever he feels like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/13/2012|
Ewww, can you imagine being Karl's guy, the hot one who showed up at the fashion shows, alone at night, just you and Karl, in the castle, the help having gone home. He's already taken the Viagra and is slipping out of his 100-year-old silk French robe as he advances toward you, eerily orange in the candlelight.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/13/2012|
My 89-year-old gay Parisian friend wrote this comment after I posted OP's link on Facebook:
"ridicule personnage, aucune aisance, mais tout est artificiel donc vulgaire"
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/13/2012|
"ridiculous character, no comfort, but everything is so artificial vulgar"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/13/2012|
I was lazy with the copy/paste - lemme try a translation but this is fancy French thundering down from high society so it's a bit coded:
"ridiculous figure, total lack of ease/grace/comfort in his style, it's all artifice so it's vulgar."
SNAP! from one of the greats - I won't air his confidences here but he has slept with quite a few names over the years.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/13/2012|
He's always been annoying as fuck and needs to die.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/13/2012|
[quote]SNAP! from one of the greats - I won't air his confidences here but he has slept with quite a few names over the years.
Would we know of your friend?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/13/2012|
r52:You wouldn't know him by name, I just checked IMDB to see if he has a listing. He's a couture guy and did costumes for many films shot in France in the 50s and 60s. When I first met him, he said (in French) "Come sit next to me, I love hearing French with an American accent, it reminds me of Josephine".
Yes, he was talking about Josephine Baker. He was also pals with Cocteau, Garbo, Euro royalty, Hollywood royalty, it's just nuts the life this guy has led.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/13/2012|
Pretty sure it's known he had lapband surgery R41.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/13/2012|
Awesome, r53, such a cool friend to have. Loved his Karl assessment. Thanks for sharing with me.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/13/2012|
R49, a French fry could translate that better than you did.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/13/2012|
At first, there is the feel of his skin, wrinkled and bunched, yet soft as silk, burnished for over 70 years by the oil of mink. You have no choice. He takes you in his arms and as his cock mashes against your belly, you play your part. "Karl, my handsome stallion," you whisper in French, just as you've been taught. But there's no conviction in your words this evening. After all, it's been three weeks of this. Suddenly, he's on you. A little frottage. Over in twenty seconds. As you watch him walk off to his bidet, you can't help but think of overdone sweet potatoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/13/2012|
We've often joked about the stacked books in the NYSD apartment pictures.
Apparently Karl has taken notice, and is determind to outstack the entire US eastern seaboard!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/13/2012|
Are those stacked books structurally sound?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/14/2012|
At least Gisele Zelauy was smart enough to get away from him, r33.
She used to have her own blog a few years ago. She doesn't blog much anymore.
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