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Top, bottom or versatile?: guess the usual sexual position of your favorite gay celebrity

For example:

Ricky Martin: bottom

Neal Patrick Harris: top

David Burtka: bottom

Johnny Weir: incredibly bossy bottom

Tom Ford: aggressive top

by Anonymousreply 9210/22/2014

Cheyenne Jackson: bouncy bottom

Todd Oldham: probably versatile

Christopher Sieber: top

Boy George: top (mostly for B&D and S&M)

by Anonymousreply 103/11/2012

Geffen, Galin, Klein and Diller: aggressive tops.

by Anonymousreply 203/11/2012

No way is Calvin Klein a top!!!

He gigglingly spreads his withered cheeks and presents for all the beautiful blond WASPy athlete boys he dreams about.

by Anonymousreply 303/11/2012

NPH - versatile David Burtka - versatile Ricky - versatile Taylor Lautner - versatile Zac Effron - versatile Kellan Lutz - top Troy Aikman - versatile

by Anonymousreply 403/11/2012

Larry Craig - bottom

by Anonymousreply 503/11/2012

Chris Colfer - top

by Anonymousreply 603/11/2012

Karl Lagerfeld: fisting top (no lube, ever)

by Anonymousreply 703/11/2012

misshelenbedd - EXCLUSIVE top.

by Anonymousreply 803/11/2012

Clay Aiken: bottom.

George Takei: bottom

Andy Cohen: versatile

Austen Scarlett: bottom

Isaac Mizrahi: bottom

Michael Costello: inept top

Tim Gunn: N/A

Michael Kors: top, but he uses his navel instead of his penis

Santino Rice: top

by Anonymousreply 903/11/2012

Carson Kressley - top

by Anonymousreply 1003/11/2012

Tom Ford is so gross!

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2012

The top/bottom distinction is only for effeminates. Normal people are versatile, but they don't use the term because it's assumed

by Anonymousreply 1203/11/2012

R4 I thought Zac would be a top?

by Anonymousreply 1303/11/2012

Anderson Cooper-versatile

by Anonymousreply 1403/11/2012

I just don't see AC taking it up the ass. Too pedestrian too messy for our delicate flower.

by Anonymousreply 1503/11/2012

Madonna - power top

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2012

I've seen AC's bf. That "delicate flower" may like it rough.

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2012

What would Joe Jonas be?

by Anonymousreply 1803/11/2012

What's a "bouncy bottom" [or "bouncy top"]?

by Anonymousreply 1903/11/2012

Rosie O'Donnell - Top

by Anonymousreply 2003/12/2012

Robert Pattison Bottom.

Andrew Garfield Bottom.

Taylor Lautner Bottom.

Hayden Christensen Bottom.

Zac Efron Bottom (even though he has no ass).

George Clooney Top.

by Anonymousreply 2103/12/2012

Kevin Spacey - bitchy pushy bottom

Elijah Woods - pig masochistic bottom

by Anonymousreply 2207/04/2012

NPH told Stern he was versatile.

by Anonymousreply 2307/04/2012

I don't think Johnny Weir is an "incredibly bossy bottom", I think he is more a "take me - do me" bottom.

Most femme bottoms just want to be treated like sex toys.

by Anonymousreply 2407/04/2012

Haven't we already established on many other threads: Anderson "Helium Ankles" Cooper is an insatiable bottom with a strong preference for the sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 2507/04/2012

(23) "I'm versatile !"

Translation: way prefer to bottom but can't admit it.

by Anonymousreply 2607/04/2012

Tom Ford is much too bossy and controlling to be a top, OP. He is absolutely an incredibly difficult and exacting bottom.

by Anonymousreply 2707/04/2012

Whitney would have been a top, no?

by Anonymousreply 2807/04/2012

Liza likes to get fucked from behind while the top pushes her head in the toilet. Very kinky lady.

by Anonymousreply 2907/04/2012

Dear Idiot at R12,

In polls fewer than 10% of gay men typically identify as versatile. Just because you are, means little. Most men have a distinct preference.


Andy Cohen and Tom Ford are both total bottoms...I KNOW.

by Anonymousreply 3007/04/2012 are quite correct.

by Anonymousreply 3107/04/2012

Speaking of Liza-

Tony Danza, bottom

by Anonymousreply 3207/04/2012

[quote]Geffen, Galin, Klein and Diller: aggressive tops.

I would think just the opposite.

by Anonymousreply 3307/04/2012

Tom Cruise only does oral and does the sucking. He makes his tricks shower beforehand, sucks them till they are ready to blow, then makes them finish themselves off on a towel. There's no kissing and no cuddling, he makes the tricks get dressed and leave immediately with no conversation, and when they are gone, he weeps.

by Anonymousreply 3407/04/2012

David Gest - amazing ,powerful, hugely - hung top. Can go all night.

by Anonymousreply 3507/04/2012

Hillary Clinton: top

Joe Jonas: black hole bottom

Nick Jonas: bottom for everyone but Joe

by Anonymousreply 3607/04/2012

James Franco- whatever, whoever

Michelle Malkin - dominating top, with huge strap-on

Mitt Romney - top, bottom.....that's,

Karl Rove - sloppy, pig bottom

Mitch McConnell - loves golden showers, scat

Sean Hannity - double penetration only

by Anonymousreply 3707/04/2012

I have all always heard, I know this may sound outrageous, that guys who usually had sex with women before the they come out and turn completely gay, are 100% Tops?

what about bisexual Channing Tatum?

BTW, many people I know think Elton is a top.I thought he is a major Bottom queen?

R33, really the lavender mafia are all bottoms? Why are most celebrities are bottoms according to this thread? Aren't there any tops in HOMOWOOD?

by Anonymousreply 3807/04/2012

Are bisexuals usually tops or not?

by Anonymousreply 3907/04/2012

Rosie: Top Ellen: Top Oprah: Top Hillary: Top Melissa: Top

by Anonymousreply 4007/04/2012

Clay Aiken = Top. Verified by chatty lay.

by Anonymousreply 4107/04/2012

Polls, R30? really?

First of all, cite them. Some random poll you saw on DL or another message board are hardly scientific

When large scale scientific studies are done, we'll talk. It varies too broadly from person to person, over time, and from relationship to relationship.

by Anonymousreply 4207/05/2012

"Versatile" is a term people are forced to use in a world where there are 10 bottoms for every top.

by Anonymousreply 4307/05/2012

(38) straights "experimenting" are NOT 100% tops - they want to try the other side of the fence - big time. I find the only thing they don't really want to do is kissy-stuff.

by Anonymousreply 4407/05/2012

Benjamin Bratt - versatile: passive bottom

by Anonymousreply 4507/05/2012

Dear R4 and R21,

I am straight you know!!! But you could say I am a bottom. I like my bitches to sit on me and ride like a bucking bronco. I love looking at their tits flopping around like mad. I love cumming into their sweet wet pussy. Damn I love pussy.

by Anonymousreply 4607/05/2012

Keanu Reeves, both.

by Anonymousreply 4707/05/2012

Luke Macfarlane, top

by Anonymousreply 4807/05/2012

Benjamin Bratt is gay?! what?!

BTW, so what position is Elton John?

by Anonymousreply 4907/05/2012

And by versatile, we mean San Francisco versatile... Can get fucked on his back or his knees

by Anonymousreply 5007/06/2012

Ellen-plays top but loves bottom

by Anonymousreply 5107/06/2012

Matt Bomer - bouncy bottom

by Anonymousreply 5207/06/2012

R34 thanks for the post

by Anonymousreply 5307/06/2012

Lee Pace - bottom

by Anonymousreply 5407/06/2012

Cory Monteith - bottom

by Anonymousreply 5507/17/2012

I think Keanu used to be a bottom but now he's probably a top.

by Anonymousreply 5607/17/2012

Robert De Niro: Bottom, surprisingly

Dustin Hoffman: Piss pig

Sylvester Stallone: Top, but likes to be spanked

by Anonymousreply 5707/17/2012

What about Jim Parsons? Do yall think hes a top or versitile? I see him as more of a top in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 5807/17/2012

I've no idea about Parsons but if I had to guess I would also guess top.

by Anonymousreply 5907/17/2012

I have no idea about the rest of them, but I've heard from a number of sources that Tom Ford is almost exclusively into mutual oral.

by Anonymousreply 6007/17/2012

[quote]I have all always heard, I know this may sound outrageous, that guys who usually had sex with women before the they come out and turn completely gay, are 100% Tops?

Wow. I have an excuse now. My last boyfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't let him fuck me. He said I was on a power trip.

So are bottoms guys who never had sex with women?

And then why do straight guys like the butt sex so much?

by Anonymousreply 6108/01/2012

Bieber. Power bottom

by Anonymousreply 6208/01/2012

Tom Daley: insatiable bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6308/01/2012

Someone here knows the real tea! The 3 I'm sure of from - um - reliable sources...

Chris Sieber - top...loves to breed a bubbley dancer ass

Ricky Martin - bottom who likes to throw over the shoulder porn star acting face while getting plowed. (simply put: "bad acting")

And as pointed out, surprisingly, Gayken is a top. and...eiuuw

by Anonymousreply 6408/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 6509/28/2012

R65, He is gorgeous despite his tats.In fact, I think he looks better now than he did when he was younger. Do you think he is gay?

by Anonymousreply 6609/28/2012

Rush Limbaugh is a commanding in the middle. For double penetration.

by Anonymousreply 6709/28/2012

I would say

Cruise: Bottomn Efron: Top/Vers Lutz: Bottomn Pattinson: Vers

by Anonymousreply 6809/29/2012

There is no way Robert Pattinson is versatile - he is British after all. He has to be a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6904/24/2013

What about Elias Koteas - is he an aggressive, domineering top or a masochistic power-bottom??


by Anonymousreply 7004/24/2013

Richard Simmons - Power TOP

Eddie Murphy - Extreme Power Bottom!!!!

Jim J. Bullock - Messy Bottom

Will Smith - Mostly Top (Versatile)

Boy George - Versatile

David Lee Roth - Power Bottom

Elton John - Bitchy Bottom

John Travolta - Complete Power Bottom

Keanu Reeves - Versatile

Scott Baio - Total Asshole

by Anonymousreply 7104/24/2013

Bradley Cooper-Daddy's boy,power bottom

by Anonymousreply 7204/24/2013

L L Cool J = power bottom

Bea Arthur = top

by Anonymousreply 7304/24/2013

DL's self professed "masculine" cretins: all insatiable, cavernous bossy bottoms. Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 7404/24/2013

Andy Cohen - pig bottom

by Anonymousreply 7510/02/2013

Billy Bush isn't a top or a bottom, he just likes to make out and 69

by Anonymousreply 7610/02/2013

Just imagine you're a celebrity of some sort, and you occasionally check into the DL, you know, just to see where Gay is at the moment on the world's premiere gay site. And then you find out you are universally known as a pig bottom. My but that would be some shock.

by Anonymousreply 7710/02/2013

Tom Ford is a VERY bossy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 7810/03/2013

Bumpity bump.

by Anonymousreply 7910/21/2014

Abe Vigoda=tantric bottom

by Anonymousreply 8010/21/2014

Jared Leto-Versatile

by Anonymousreply 8110/21/2014

Barney Frank started out a power top, but is now a mellow bottom

by Anonymousreply 8210/21/2014

Richard Gere - Dom Top

by Anonymousreply 8310/21/2014

Aaron Rodgers, controlling top

by Anonymousreply 8410/21/2014

Taylor Swift - Pillow Princess bottom like her old bf Taylor Lautner.

by Anonymousreply 8510/21/2014

Tom Daley - Top

Dustin Lance Black - Bottom

(This has been widely reported in gay forums to be the case concerning this relationship. DLB is apparently well-known to be an exclusive bottom in all his relationships).

by Anonymousreply 8610/21/2014

R86, that's interesting. Think chasers are usually tops.

by Anonymousreply 8710/21/2014

I meant twink chasers. Damn autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 8810/21/2014

Meryl Streep I believe is bisexual top! She's always got her hands all over women. Especially Amy Adams.

by Anonymousreply 8910/21/2014

Matt Bomer: Doesn't care for anal sex, prefers oral. Same with Tom Ford.

by Anonymousreply 9010/22/2014

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by Anonymousreply 9110/22/2014

Sarah Paulson: versatile

by Anonymousreply 9210/22/2014
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