Get in ma belly!
This is the asshole who was lecturing America.
Get in ma belly!
This is the asshole who was lecturing America.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/18/2013|
I have always thought he was a raging asshole. Nothing new here to contradict that impression.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/09/2012|
Ok, who's going to send Jamie an invite to this board? He's a perfect fit.
I can only imagine how the board's going explode over heated discussions about the pros and cons of cilantro which will put any soap or gayforpay porn thread dicussion to shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/09/2012|
He is gross looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/09/2012|
I assume his diet reflects what he espouses ... and he's added a few stone?!
Fat little git!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/09/2012|
He's always looked like an alcoholic to me. A binge drinker, maybe.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/09/2012|
He's definitely packed on the weight, definitely a drinker. He's a fat bastard who can dish it out but certainly cannot take it.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/09/2012|
I love Jamie and the reporter was out of line. It was a bad PR move to call her a bitch, but she was being a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/09/2012|
stop linking to the homophobic fucking daily mail you dumbasses they hate you but you give em traffic.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/09/2012|
OMG he looks awful. The life of a heterosexual is a ... you know the rest.
And yes, he looks like a hardcore alkie.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/09/2012|
R9, the Jamie you love's entire UK tv programmes are based on him going "yeah, right, like throw sum of that in and fucking put sum of that fucking stuff in. Yeah, fuck that."
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/09/2012|
He is chubby but not exactly obese, he has always had a fat face even when he was slim.
ALSO STOP LINKING TO THE HOMOPHOBIC DAILY MAIL THEY HATE YOU AND YOU GUYS GIVE EM TRAFFIC
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/09/2012|
He looks like a boiled potato.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/09/2012|
Wasn't he cute about 10 years ago? Or am I misremembering?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/09/2012|
1) it says it wasn't clear whether he was being joking or not. Sounds to me as if he might have been.
2) simply because someone promotes healthy eating (you call it lecturing, I would call it promoting), and has their own weight issues, doesn't make him an asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/09/2012|
[quote]simply because someone promotes healthy eating (you call it lecturing, I would call it promoting), and has their own weight issues, doesn't make him an asshole.
No, just a hypocrite.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/09/2012|
Similarly, r16, just because someone promotes marital morality (you call it lecturing, I would call it promoting), and has his own fidelity issues, doesn't make him an asshole either!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/09/2012|
Jamie Oliver's selling a lifestyle through his books and TV shows. What consumer trusts a pasty blob like him to make them look lean and healthy?
That's like Gwyneth Paltrow giving us all the GOOP we can can stomach while looking like the current broken down car crash that is Lindsay Lohan.
If you want to sell something you have to look the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/09/2012|
Looks like a bloated alkie.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/09/2012|
I don't think he's gained much weight at all. His frame still looks fit, but his face has filled out a bit. That's what happens to many men as they age. It has nothing to do with weight gain.
And frankly, I find him more attractive now than when he was first starting out. He looks more mature and masculine now. But he really does need to get those choppers fixed.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/09/2012|
I thought he was late 40's.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/09/2012|
I wonder how long it takes for his people to come out with a "medical reason" for his weight gain.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/09/2012|
R20 nailed it. Bloated alkie for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/09/2012|
Actually, he looks like a mongoloid hipster.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/09/2012|
Stick a m(o)ustache on him and he's Armistead Maupin (in that top pic, anyway.)
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/09/2012|
Did he ever get his tongue trimmed or is his speech still "gooshy" with excess spittle?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/09/2012|
His wife was a beauty when they were first married -- don't know how she's held up several kids later. But back when they were both some 15 years younger, I marvelled at such a lovely girl (a model) with a guy who looked like him, & figured he must have something else to offer.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/09/2012|
Wasn't he always considered cute, charming and mediagenic, though, R28? He could probably have had his pick of people at the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/09/2012|
HOLY SHIT!! Did he eat a whale?
That female reporter was being much too kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/09/2012|
he's just a fat tongued cunt, no one in england really likes him anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/09/2012|
Those Brits. Always a classy bunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/09/2012|
Is that a mop on his head?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/09/2012|
It's all a gimick. Join a gym, buy a sports nutrition book, and you're all set. Or, go to a registered dietician or nutritionist. Don't waste your money on diet gimicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/09/2012|
[quote]At the Q&A session on responsible eating on Tuesday, Oliver admitted he was not thinking straight after 'a few drinks' the night before.
[quote]He said: 'I went out last night and had a few drinks after a very long day, (and) my brain did not quite understand that question.'
Doesn't look like he's gained much weight. It's the bloat.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/09/2012|
Don't listen to him. He's a snake oil salesman.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/09/2012|
That boy is a P-I-G PIG!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/09/2012|
Daily Mail troll needs to FOAD.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/09/2012|
That's true, R29 -- but I never thought he was the least bit attractive or interesting, & even less so now.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/09/2012|
Another one of my "projects" down the fucking drain.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/09/2012|
Good for Jamie. The reporter was rude, so it's fair game for Jamie to call her out. I think that's just a very bad pic. He's not quite so obese looking as that photo makes him look.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/09/2012|
I'm terrible at syntax, so someone correct me.
Should there be a comma after "noticing"?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/09/2012|
Yes, the "comma of direct address." It's the Daily Mail, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/09/2012|
[quote]but his face has filled out a bit. That's what happens to many men as they age. It has nothing to do with weight gain.
What is it then, muscle?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/09/2012|
Hope this fat British fuck stays in England.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/09/2012|
The extra weight balances against that huge head.
Perhaps, he could take up power lifting.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/09/2012|
"Wasn't he cute about 10 years ago? "
No, he was just young.
And he hasn't gained that much weight, but all the flesh on his face is sagging into jowls. The body is about the same size, the face is morphing into John Goodman's,
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/09/2012|
There's a reason they call him Jamie "Cuntface" Oliver in Britain.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/09/2012|
[quote]There's a reason they call him Jamie "Cuntface" Oliver in Britain.
Is it because I asked him "What is it?"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/09/2012|
[quote]His wife was a beauty when they were first married -- don't know how she's held up several kids later. But back when they were both some 15 years younger, I marvelled at such a lovely girl (a model) with a guy who looked like him, & figured he must have something else to offer.
Really? That overbite of hers negates that. I see a rather ordinary looking -- and happy -- woman in photo. I don't see a beauty.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/09/2012|
Ghosh, Stupid Jamie made his career out of so called heathy cooking blah blah, NOW HEZ A FAT SWINE and we r suppose to look the other sigh...
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/09/2012|
She does not look like a beauty (the wife), sorry. Average at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/09/2012|
He called out an entire town in the States for being overweight.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/09/2012|
Just very, very misguided.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/09/2012|
You can nitpick over the definition of "beauty," but she's far better-looking than he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/09/2012|
The reporter was just doing her job. Of course she's going to ask about his weight when he is promoting healthy eating and he's gained weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/09/2012|
Men get so touchy when you point out their obvious flaws. We're just trying to help. Why can't men get a sense of humor about themselves?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/09/2012|
He looks sloppy, dirty, and like he hasn't bathed in two weeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/09/2012|
She's pretty, but she doesn't look like a model.
She looks more like a human being.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/09/2012|
>>His wife was a beauty when they were first married. I marvelled at such a lovely girl (a model)
No she wasn't. A model? a model what? citizen? In England if a celeb's girlfriend has ever appeared in a magazine like Hello (paid interview), they automatically become a model
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/09/2012|
He is turning into John Goodman, and even John Goodman lost weight. I bet it is booze and the bad fatty food that he criticized others for eating. Hangover food. And angry eating!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/09/2012|
He's a chef not an athlete. His skills don't include fulfilling your porn star fantasies. So what?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/09/2012|
are all chefs angry?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/09/2012|
He doesn't criticize other people for being fat, he criticizes them for eating horrible processed food and failing to cook good healthy meals.
If he wants to eat lots and lots and lots of good honest food, it doesn't make him a hypocrite.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/09/2012|
I like Oliver, always have. He's not a sex pot for as many guys today as in his mid 20's. Many of us have traveled the road from sex pot to sex kettle, but in Jamie's case it surely isn't a journey completed.
Anything the Mail might report should be taken as untrue, as that is their publishing heritage. The Mail has no use for us he-mo-sexuals and makes no bones about their position. In turn, we shaft-afficionados should not turn against Oliver, who has not spoken against gays.
Those bloated pics were of Oliver following a 12 hour flight. Many travelers become puffy after a lengthy flight, drinking or no drinking.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/09/2012|
OMFG if he's 36 then I'm 24!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/09/2012|
R64, we have no idea what he's been eating that has made him gain weight.
My guess is that it wasn't lettuce.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/09/2012|
I've seen him bloated in many pics, and they weren't all taken after a 12-hour flight.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/09/2012|
a 12 hour flight is not going to make you look like John Goodman, sorry. He's just a fatty now.
His wife is pretty, not gorgeous, but pretty enough, they looked very cute together in that pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/09/2012|
"sum" of this; "sum" of that? Where is the "oh, dear" troll??
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/09/2012|
The same will happen to Michelle Obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/09/2012|
Hopefully resting in peace.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/09/2012|
[quote]If he wants to eat lots and lots and lots of good honest food,
And lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots more besides...
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/09/2012|
If Americans were to yell "Soo-ey!" at him, do you think Jamie would get the reference?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/09/2012|
I hope she responded, "You're more than welcome, you fat fuck!"
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/09/2012|
I got him an Emmy, and I can now say I have helped reduce childhood obesity. I am not shallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/09/2012|
Angry fatties are the worst kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/09/2012|
Ryan, when are you going to make an honest woman out of that girlfriend of yours? You need to reproduce and nurture a new generation in the realm of slenderness!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/09/2012|
So, it's 2013.... is Jamie still a fat fuck?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/18/2013|