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'Thank you for noticing you b****': Jamie Oliver's foulmouthed response to question about his weight gain

Get in ma belly!

This is the asshole who was lecturing America.

by Anonymousreply 7902/18/2013

I have always thought he was a raging asshole. Nothing new here to contradict that impression.

by Anonymousreply 203/09/2012

Ok, who's going to send Jamie an invite to this board? He's a perfect fit.

I can only imagine how the board's going explode over heated discussions about the pros and cons of cilantro which will put any soap or gayforpay porn thread dicussion to shame.

by Anonymousreply 303/09/2012

He is gross looking.

by Anonymousreply 403/09/2012

I assume his diet reflects what he espouses ... and he's added a few stone?!

Bugger that.

Fat little git!

by Anonymousreply 503/09/2012

America won.

by Anonymousreply 603/09/2012

He's always looked like an alcoholic to me. A binge drinker, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 703/09/2012

He's definitely packed on the weight, definitely a drinker. He's a fat bastard who can dish it out but certainly cannot take it.

by Anonymousreply 803/09/2012

I love Jamie and the reporter was out of line. It was a bad PR move to call her a bitch, but she was being a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 903/09/2012

stop linking to the homophobic fucking daily mail you dumbasses they hate you but you give em traffic.

by Anonymousreply 1003/09/2012

OMG he looks awful. The life of a heterosexual is a ... you know the rest.

And yes, he looks like a hardcore alkie.

by Anonymousreply 1103/09/2012

R9, the Jamie you love's entire UK tv programmes are based on him going "yeah, right, like throw sum of that in and fucking put sum of that fucking stuff in. Yeah, fuck that."

by Anonymousreply 1203/09/2012

He is chubby but not exactly obese, he has always had a fat face even when he was slim.

ALSO STOP LINKING TO THE HOMOPHOBIC DAILY MAIL THEY HATE YOU AND YOU GUYS GIVE EM TRAFFIC

by Anonymousreply 1303/09/2012

He looks like a boiled potato.

by Anonymousreply 1403/09/2012

Wasn't he cute about 10 years ago? Or am I misremembering?

by Anonymousreply 1503/09/2012

1) it says it wasn't clear whether he was being joking or not. Sounds to me as if he might have been.

2) simply because someone promotes healthy eating (you call it lecturing, I would call it promoting), and has their own weight issues, doesn't make him an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 1603/09/2012

[quote]simply because someone promotes healthy eating (you call it lecturing, I would call it promoting), and has their own weight issues, doesn't make him an asshole.

No, just a hypocrite.

by Anonymousreply 1703/09/2012

Similarly, r16, just because someone promotes marital morality (you call it lecturing, I would call it promoting), and has his own fidelity issues, doesn't make him an asshole either!

by Anonymousreply 1803/09/2012

Jamie Oliver's selling a lifestyle through his books and TV shows. What consumer trusts a pasty blob like him to make them look lean and healthy?

That's like Gwyneth Paltrow giving us all the GOOP we can can stomach while looking like the current broken down car crash that is Lindsay Lohan.

If you want to sell something you have to look the part.

by Anonymousreply 1903/09/2012

Looks like a bloated alkie.

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2012

I don't think he's gained much weight at all. His frame still looks fit, but his face has filled out a bit. That's what happens to many men as they age. It has nothing to do with weight gain.

And frankly, I find him more attractive now than when he was first starting out. He looks more mature and masculine now. But he really does need to get those choppers fixed.

by Anonymousreply 2103/09/2012

36?

I thought he was late 40's.

by Anonymousreply 2203/09/2012

I wonder how long it takes for his people to come out with a "medical reason" for his weight gain.

by Anonymousreply 2303/09/2012

R20 nailed it. Bloated alkie for sure.

by Anonymousreply 2403/09/2012

Actually, he looks like a mongoloid hipster.

by Anonymousreply 2503/09/2012

Stick a m(o)ustache on him and he's Armistead Maupin (in that top pic, anyway.)

by Anonymousreply 2603/09/2012

Did he ever get his tongue trimmed or is his speech still "gooshy" with excess spittle?

by Anonymousreply 2703/09/2012

His wife was a beauty when they were first married -- don't know how she's held up several kids later. But back when they were both some 15 years younger, I marvelled at such a lovely girl (a model) with a guy who looked like him, & figured he must have something else to offer.

by Anonymousreply 2803/09/2012

Wasn't he always considered cute, charming and mediagenic, though, R28? He could probably have had his pick of people at the time.

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2012

A few?

HOLY SHIT!! Did he eat a whale?

That female reporter was being much too kind.

by Anonymousreply 3003/09/2012

he's just a fat tongued cunt, no one in england really likes him anyway.

by Anonymousreply 3103/09/2012

Those Brits. Always a classy bunch.

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2012

Is that a mop on his head?

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2012

It's all a gimick. Join a gym, buy a sports nutrition book, and you're all set. Or, go to a registered dietician or nutritionist. Don't waste your money on diet gimicks.

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2012

[quote]At the Q&A session on responsible eating on Tuesday, Oliver admitted he was not thinking straight after 'a few drinks' the night before.

[quote]He said: 'I went out last night and had a few drinks after a very long day, (and) my brain did not quite understand that question.'

Doesn't look like he's gained much weight. It's the bloat.

by Anonymousreply 3503/09/2012

Don't listen to him. He's a snake oil salesman.

by Anonymousreply 3603/09/2012

That boy is a P-I-G PIG!

by Anonymousreply 3703/09/2012

Daily Mail troll needs to FOAD.

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2012

That's true, R29 -- but I never thought he was the least bit attractive or interesting, & even less so now.

by Anonymousreply 3903/09/2012

Another one of my "projects" down the fucking drain.

by Anonymousreply 4003/09/2012

Good for Jamie. The reporter was rude, so it's fair game for Jamie to call her out. I think that's just a very bad pic. He's not quite so obese looking as that photo makes him look.

by Anonymousreply 4103/09/2012

I'm terrible at syntax, so someone correct me.

Should there be a comma after "noticing"?

by Anonymousreply 4203/09/2012

Yes, the "comma of direct address." It's the Daily Mail, though.

by Anonymousreply 4303/09/2012

[quote]but his face has filled out a bit. That's what happens to many men as they age. It has nothing to do with weight gain.

What is it then, muscle?

by Anonymousreply 4403/09/2012

Hope this fat British fuck stays in England.

by Anonymousreply 4503/09/2012

The extra weight balances against that huge head.

Perhaps, he could take up power lifting.

by Anonymousreply 4603/09/2012

"Wasn't he cute about 10 years ago? "

No, he was just young.

And he hasn't gained that much weight, but all the flesh on his face is sagging into jowls. The body is about the same size, the face is morphing into John Goodman's,

by Anonymousreply 4703/09/2012

There's a reason they call him Jamie "Cuntface" Oliver in Britain.

by Anonymousreply 4803/09/2012

[quote]There's a reason they call him Jamie "Cuntface" Oliver in Britain.

Is it because I asked him "What is it?"

by Anonymousreply 4903/09/2012

[quote]His wife was a beauty when they were first married -- don't know how she's held up several kids later. But back when they were both some 15 years younger, I marvelled at such a lovely girl (a model) with a guy who looked like him, & figured he must have something else to offer.

Really? That overbite of hers negates that. I see a rather ordinary looking -- and happy -- woman in photo. I don't see a beauty.

by Anonymousreply 5003/09/2012

Ghosh, Stupid Jamie made his career out of so called heathy cooking blah blah, NOW HEZ A FAT SWINE and we r suppose to look the other sigh...

by Anonymousreply 5103/09/2012

She does not look like a beauty (the wife), sorry. Average at best.

by Anonymousreply 5203/09/2012

He called out an entire town in the States for being overweight.

Hypocrite.

by Anonymousreply 5303/09/2012

Just very, very misguided.

by Anonymousreply 5403/09/2012

You can nitpick over the definition of "beauty," but she's far better-looking than he is.

by Anonymousreply 5503/09/2012

The reporter was just doing her job. Of course she's going to ask about his weight when he is promoting healthy eating and he's gained weight.

by Anonymousreply 5603/09/2012

Men get so touchy when you point out their obvious flaws. We're just trying to help. Why can't men get a sense of humor about themselves?

by Anonymousreply 5703/09/2012

He looks sloppy, dirty, and like he hasn't bathed in two weeks.

by Anonymousreply 5803/09/2012

She's pretty, but she doesn't look like a model.

She looks more like a human being.

by Anonymousreply 5903/09/2012

>>His wife was a beauty when they were first married. I marvelled at such a lovely girl (a model)

No she wasn't. A model? a model what? citizen? In England if a celeb's girlfriend has ever appeared in a magazine like Hello (paid interview), they automatically become a model

by Anonymousreply 6003/09/2012

He is turning into John Goodman, and even John Goodman lost weight. I bet it is booze and the bad fatty food that he criticized others for eating. Hangover food. And angry eating!

by Anonymousreply 6103/09/2012

He's a chef not an athlete. His skills don't include fulfilling your porn star fantasies. So what?

by Anonymousreply 6203/09/2012

are all chefs angry?

by Anonymousreply 6303/09/2012

He doesn't criticize other people for being fat, he criticizes them for eating horrible processed food and failing to cook good healthy meals.

If he wants to eat lots and lots and lots of good honest food, it doesn't make him a hypocrite.

by Anonymousreply 6403/09/2012

I like Oliver, always have. He's not a sex pot for as many guys today as in his mid 20's. Many of us have traveled the road from sex pot to sex kettle, but in Jamie's case it surely isn't a journey completed.

Anything the Mail might report should be taken as untrue, as that is their publishing heritage. The Mail has no use for us he-mo-sexuals and makes no bones about their position. In turn, we shaft-afficionados should not turn against Oliver, who has not spoken against gays.

Those bloated pics were of Oliver following a 12 hour flight. Many travelers become puffy after a lengthy flight, drinking or no drinking.

by Anonymousreply 6503/09/2012

OMFG if he's 36 then I'm 24!

by Anonymousreply 6603/09/2012

R64, we have no idea what he's been eating that has made him gain weight.

My guess is that it wasn't lettuce.

by Anonymousreply 6703/09/2012

I've seen him bloated in many pics, and they weren't all taken after a 12-hour flight.

by Anonymousreply 6803/09/2012

a 12 hour flight is not going to make you look like John Goodman, sorry. He's just a fatty now.

His wife is pretty, not gorgeous, but pretty enough, they looked very cute together in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 6903/09/2012

"sum" of this; "sum" of that? Where is the "oh, dear" troll??

by Anonymousreply 7003/09/2012

The same will happen to Michelle Obama.

by Anonymousreply 7103/09/2012

Hopefully resting in peace.

by Anonymousreply 7203/09/2012

[quote]If he wants to eat lots and lots and lots of good honest food,

And lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots more besides...

by Anonymousreply 7303/09/2012

If Americans were to yell "Soo-ey!" at him, do you think Jamie would get the reference?

by Anonymousreply 7403/09/2012

I hope she responded, "You're more than welcome, you fat fuck!"

by Anonymousreply 7503/09/2012

I got him an Emmy, and I can now say I have helped reduce childhood obesity. I am not shallow.

by Anonymousreply 7603/09/2012

Angry fatties are the worst kind.

by Anonymousreply 7703/09/2012

Ryan, when are you going to make an honest woman out of that girlfriend of yours? You need to reproduce and nurture a new generation in the realm of slenderness!

by Anonymousreply 7803/09/2012

So, it's 2013.... is Jamie still a fat fuck?

by Anonymousreply 7902/18/2013
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