Chet Haze

Such hotness.

Did he date Rihanna?

Butter Face

He is so NOT part of the Hanks family. Why is Chet so hot, and the rest of them, so... not?

He's hotter than his bro Colin Hanks. He also resembles Tom more in the face than Colin.

I guess Rita Wilson has the good genes in that family (see: Colin Hanks, from Tom's first wife).

His daddy Tom was hot back in the day, too.

This picture shows the not attractive Hanks side of him.

And his twitter account shows the not attractive preening idiot side of him.

R8 Yikes! No wonder he tries to do his "hot" poses in B&W.

R9 Goddamn! That guy is one of the biggest douchebags I've ever seen! He makes the guys from Jersey Shore look like ivy league graduates.

Just another rich celeb spawn living off of mommy and daddy's money. Their parenting skills leave a lot to be desired if this asshole is anything to go buy.

I wouldn't go buy him, r 11.

What a poseur.

R12 Sorry Grammar Queen. I made a mistake. It happens.

Chet Haze? Who is this hussy?

Tom Hanks And Rita Wilson Embarrassed As Their Privileged Son, Chester, Desperate To Be A ‘White Boy Rapper’ Called ‘Chet Haze,’ Source Says -

He reminds me of that Jamie Kennedy character in MALIBU MOST WANTED. On his Instagram messages, he refers to himself as 'White Chocolate'

He's had such a privileged life since day one. What does he have to rap about?

I love it when useless, entitled male shits wail and whine on twitter about how the earth owes them a living.

If he were only a tiny bit smarter, this persona would be brilliant, a coup, funny as hell and could have spawned many enjoyable comedies/movies, a classic comedy persona. Like Ali G, but better because it's American. Except Chet Haze is serious.

True dat, r19.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh boieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[quote]I love it when useless, entitled male shits wail and whine on twitter about how the earth owes them a living.

This may shock you to hear me say, but the world doesn't owe him a living. And how could his daddy let himself go to play my old boss?

This is what Chet Haze makes me think of:

Chet: it's okay for white people to use n-word with black friends

He was actually pretty good on MARON last season. Probably because it wasn't a stretch for him as he played Marc's rehab roommate.

This guy is a wigger. He's been appropriating black culture to the point that he went down to the hood and found the blackest bitch he could and knocked her up.

This loser is a joke.

Now that the Hanks are forced to deal with blacks, Rita's been hanging around Kris Jenner trying to get tips on what to do.

There were rumors here on the DL about a year or so ago that "Chet" had sexually assaulted women more than once and that Tom Hanks and Rita were horrified but "discreetly" paid the women off with large sums of money to make it all go away, because they were terrified of a huge public family scandal.

The rumors written here about that were so out of left field and disturbing (the writing was not dramatic or theatrical) that it seriously left me wondering if it was true.

If it *is* true, then the Hanks family (and society at large) has *serious* problems with Chet....

I remember Stern going off on Chet. He said something like, "you know you failed as a parent..."

He looks nothing like his dad. Are we sure he wasn't secretly adopted or something?

I would buy him for an hour.

I've seen him on Maron (as Marc's rehab roommate) and this season's Speechless. He's actually a good actor.

yes he is a cuck but known to trade his tasty cock for blow.....so i heard....:)

yes he is a cuck but known to trade his tasty cock for blow.....so i heard....:)

Stop making up wild and defamatory lies. not cool

Chet is really hot but he's really fucked up. He is obsessed with his father's fame, and trades on it whenever it suits him but also feels haunted by it. because he knows he can never measure up. Besides being a wigger, he's also a gun nut, and has had serious problems with drugs.

I always think it was a STUPID idea for his father to have insisted he be named "Chester." Anyone would be fucked up by that alone.

Didn't he do a stretch a few years back in drug rehab?

Not a big Hanks fan and even less so now.

Howard Stern hates Tom Hanks.

As does Henry Winkler.

[quiote]His daddy Tom was hot back in the day, too.

Maybe in that one picture but, typically, I would say he was " handsomishly cute" at best. Like Tim Robbins.

Which I concede some people may find "hot".

Why, r38?

He'd be a lot hotter if he didn't have those schlubby-looking heavy eyelids that make him look perpetually half-asleep (is there a plastic sorcery procedure for that?).

*surgery but in many cases sorcery works too

Tom had a cute lean body in his early years and appeared a couple times on screen in black Speedos or bikini briefs. Rita never impressed me as being a decent person. Maybe she fucked up as a parent to this guy.

R43, how did she unimpress you? Was she a bad hostess? Did she stint on the gin? Did she seat you next to boring people at dinner?

[quote]Howard Stern hates Tom Hanks. As does Henry Winkler.

I can't imagine Henry Winkler hating anybody, he has a long-standing reputation as being a lovely and generous guy.

Immensely edible ... YUM!

[quote]I can't imagine Henry Winkler hating anybody, he has a long-standing reputation as being a lovely and generous guy I don't think he hates Hanks either, but here's a story that gives the rationale behind it.

Turner & Hooch 1989 – Henry Winkler was in studio. Gary came in and said that he’d been fired from directing this movie, and that he hated Tom Hanks. Henry said it was true, 13 days into filming he was told they weren’t “seeing it in the dailies.” Howard said that he must hate Tom Hanks. Henry said no, but he really loved Hooch, the dog. When Howard asked him to swear to God that he didn’t hate Tom Hanks, Henry just smiled and didn’t say anything. Henry also said that he gave Angela Bassett her first acting role in this movie, it was less than a line, but she took it. Howard said it was ironic that she got to stay on the film but that he got fired. Howard asked Henry if he ever saw the movie, and he said he hadn’t, and didn’t know how well it did at the box office. Robin said it was a “decent” movie and it did pretty well.

[quote]Now that the Hanks are forced to deal with blacks

They knew this was gonna happen after [italic]Forrest Gump[/italic].

Chet was very good on CURB and MARON this year... though, based on his Instagram, he's aged tremendously and precipitously.

He's only 27 or 28!

The Tom Hardy look works, though... but seems like his demons will overwhelm him, given the rest of his history. Maybe not.

Who cares what Stern thinks of Tom Hanks. We all know he would kiss his ass if Hanks came in for an interview.