Just wanted to see how it looks in print.
Patricia Heaton dead at 54
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/23/2013|
Limbaugh caught in child-sex ring
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/05/2012|
No, R1, I think Rush Limbaugh Dead sounds even better.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/05/2012|
Thanks for leading me on.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/05/2012|
I thought it had something to do with implants, or one of her sons' girlfriends.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/05/2012|
Romney dead at 64 I wouldn't mind seeing that in print
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/05/2012|
I agree with R1. What fun as we move along to the election with the poster boy of the christian gunslingers caught up to his ass in children and trying to explain his way out of yet another prison sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/05/2012|
[bold]Santorum caught in Police sting in Airport Washroom[/bold]
Rick says on kneess to find missing key
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/05/2012|
I would prefer, "Dad molested us," say two Romney sons.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/05/2012|
But he'd still probably win.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/05/2012|
Wow, that was sudden. She exists twitter than she exists the earth. It's weird how death works sometimes.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/05/2012|
[quote]She exists twitter than she exists the earth.
R10 wins for most OH MY!'s (3) in one little sentence.
Congrats and thanks for playing!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/05/2012|
R11? It's Oh, dear, not Oh, my.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/05/2012|
Well, only if they are replaced by far left progressives R19. If they are replaced with DINOS then nothing accomplished.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/05/2012|
Because, R18, her fake breasts would keep her afloat.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/05/2012|
It's kind of you to focus your irrational scorn on someone new.
Madonna, Tom Cruise and George Clooney deserve a well earned rest.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/05/2012|
The entire GOP and all right wing Blue Dog Dems along with most of the top 1% was drawn, like lemmings, into the sea and all were drowned.
Parades across the nation begin at 9am tomorrow.
P.S. rents in hell have quadrupled due to the new extreme demand.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/05/2012|
OP, you cock-tease!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/05/2012|
Bumping this thread, the title of which will send many of you off to have pleasant dreams. You're welcome.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/06/2012|
Every Republican in US Drops Dead, Choked on Bile
"We can breathe again," Dems, Greens, Independents proclaim. "The stench is gone!'
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/06/2012|
So you mean that Michael, Whitney, and everyone else on the DL death watch list from 2010 is still ALIVE?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/06/2012|
BUSH AND CHENEY ARRESTED, WILL STAND TRIAL AT HAGUE FOR WAR CRIMES
FUEL CELLS CARS TO BECOME AVAILABLE IN 2013, EXPECTED TO REPLACE GAS-POWERED CARS BY 2020.
GWYNNETH PALTROW TAKES VOWS OF POVERTY AND SILENCE.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/06/2012|
Republican Party Splits
Socially Progressive Conservatives create their own party.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/06/2012|
BEASTIE BOY: MAID'S SHOCKING CLAIM ABOUT ROMNEY & FAMILY DOG
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/06/2012|
ALCOHOL A FACTOR IN PATRICIA HEATONS CANNONBALL DEATH, AUTHORITIES SAY
March 6, 2012 | 10:35 am
Authorities said the cannonball that struck and killed a 54-year-old actress in Eastern LA County was homemade and that alcohol was involved in the incident.
Patricia Heatons husband and another man were working on a cannon shortly after midnight outside the couple's mobile home when it exploded, according to a Cal-Fire spokesman. One of the two men was sent to the hospital with minor injuries.
The incident is being investigated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
Few details were immediately available, and it's unclear exactly what killed Heaton.
The incident occurred in a mobile home park in Pomona.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/06/2012|
bump because we deserve this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/12/2012|
Bump because "Patricia Heaton Dead at 54" still looks good in print.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/14/2012|
this thread is xenophobic and racist
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/14/2012|
"Rush Limbaugh died this afternoon. Limbaugh was reportedly having sex when he suffered a massive heart attack and died soon thereafter. Also dead is his presumed sex partner at the time, actress Patricia Heaton. Medical tests indicate that Heaton was crushed to death as a result of Limbaugh's body falling on her. Forensic tests also revealed that Heaton's breast implants, originally designed to function as body airbags for safety, failed to protect the Emmy winning actress as they exploded upon impact."
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/15/2012|
Don't get my hopes up like that, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/15/2012|
It's quite tragic that the Republican Party cabal died when the roof collapsed over them while they were enjoying a double headed dildo ass to ass performance by Patricia Heaton and Melissa Joan Hart. While nobody survived paramedics had to euthanize Ann Coulter's blabbing mouth that kept going even though the rest of the body was long gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/15/2012|
For a minute I thought she too was a suicide, following the lead of the tanning salon owner.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/15/2012|
Wow, ...and I bet you'd ALL say its only the Republicans who're mentally disturbed and wish death on political adversaries.
You're all why I loath politics and those who take part in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/15/2012|
Congress and Senate vaporized in alien attack...Watch The Skies!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/15/2012|
Bad karma in this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/15/2012|
Great job OP. Now she'll live to 100 just to spite you.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/15/2012|
I'm sorry - I don't care for her either, but I don't think these fake deaths should be posted (I know; MARY!)
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/15/2012|
OP is an asshole. You're just as bad as any fucking freeper. F&F for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/15/2012|
This thread is awful and bad karma and all that but every time it bumps up to the top now, I chuckle. I know it's wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/15/2012|
Even 47% of Romney's wives voted for Obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/15/2012|
[bold]RAFALCA: I'm Carrying Mitt's Love Filly[/bold]
Scheduled to appear on today's "Maury" with DNA test results.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/15/2012|
PAUL RYAN VICTIM OF ANAL RAPE AT HIS FAVORITE GYM IN CHELSEA, NYC
Alleged assailant, freelance club bouncer Guido Verducci, claims, "We did this weekly for FIVE years, now he's calling it 'rape'?"
The alleged assailant offered to take a lie detector test and advised the SVU doctor to "check Ryan's already prolapsed anus".
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/15/2012|
R48 "Prolapsed Anus" would make a great band name.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/15/2012|
!!!!BREAKING: A CURE FOR CANCER HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/15/2012|
Awful thread. Wishing people dead...some things better left unsaid. You got to wonder who shit in whose cornflakes this morning. Bad karma, indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/15/2012|
DONALD TRUMP AUDITED BY IRS. AUTHORITIES SEIZE ALL PROPERTY, CASH, STOCKS, BONDS, HAIRPIECES.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/15/2012|
DONALD TRUMP's EX-CALL GIRL WIFE MELANIA DEPORTED!
SHE'S BEEN AN ILLEGAL ALIEN SINCE SHE ARRIVED IN THE US, MELANIA NEVER APPLIED FOR A GREEN CARD OR CITIZENSHIP
Trump vehemently denies this. It was discovered by one of the Trump's maids while cleaning, that Melania had forged papers to remain in the US.
She claims to have come to the US on a 'work visa'.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/15/2012|
[quote] She claims to have come to the US on a 'work visa'.
And she's earned every penny of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/15/2012|
I kind of like The Prolapsed Annas with Ann Wilson and Ann Romney on cowbell.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/15/2012|
This thread is offensive especially OP's post. I can't stand any of the people mentioned in this thread nor am I the moral police. But this is becoming the opposite of free republic the dems side.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/15/2012|
Ann Coulter admits, "It was all a hoax!"
I just made shit up to get lazy dems to vote. I'm really a Lesbian Goat farmer in Vermont. I'm exhausted going my little routines now, so I'm gonna retire. Gonna live with my lady and spend my days protesting fracking.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/16/2012|
Ann Coulter is actually the person in the original Goatse photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/16/2012|
r31 - your post really made me laugh. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/16/2012|
Breitbart thought he was going to revolutionized conservative media. Less than a week after his death, he was already forgotten. Who even remembers Breitbart now, except the political junkies?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/16/2012|
LOVE this thread! I'd love it even more if it brings harm anyone who cares about that fucking cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/16/2012|
To the OP Patricia Heaton could buy and sell you.
Well she probably couldn't see you, but she could try.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/17/2012|
So the fact that she is rich (from working in the Hollywood she trashes, btw) makes her less of a cunt?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/17/2012|
I love this thread! It brings a little burst of joy to my heart each time I see it!
Oh and join me in f&f-ing R61, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/17/2012|
Apparently some of you havnt lost enough loved ones yet. Otherwise you would not be so glib about the OP of the potential pain it could cause members of the Heaton family. Come see me after your dad had died,my our mochas had a stroke, your two young cousins have dropped dead, your grandparents who loved you unconditionally are gone, your aunts, your uncles......all dead. Come see me when you look around your Thanksgiving table and you realize you've set too many places, then see if you'll be as glib over the pain the OP could cause the HeTon family. You stink. I want my dad, I want my grandma, I want my mom to,be able,to,walk and,talk again, and you people STINK.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/17/2012|
Seek help, R67. You sound nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/17/2012|
R67, how did your mochas have strokes?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/17/2012|
R67, OP IS a member of the Heaton family.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/17/2012|
Stroke mocha... hmmm, maybe we can market it as our new holiday beverage.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/17/2012|
MOCHAS=MOTHER i PAD DOES STANGE THINGS WITH FILL IN.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/17/2012|
(R67) might be a little off but he/she is right - OP and this whole thread smells like egg farts. Patricia Heaton probably woke up this morning and (compliments of the internet) found out that she was dead. Joking about death? So.Not.Funny. Patricia is pro gay and pro life, so I don't get all the hate. Oh yeah, she is a woman with an opinion. So, lets kill her. Stone dead. What a mean spirited web we weave here at Datalounge. Not for me. Slán leat.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/17/2012|
I'm sure that the day this thread appeared (last spring?) many of Patty's friends saw it and warned her to stay from Datalounge for a while, ensuring that she was in no danger of dying of shock after learning she was dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/17/2012|
She is so pro gay that she votes for and gives money to people who want to take away our civil rights. Need I remind you that Romney didn't even think that gays should be able to be with their partners on their deathbeds. So fuck her and fuck you.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/17/2012|
OP made me laugh. Really hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||01/13/2013|
Me too. And R75, I love you.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||01/13/2013|
You're a real douchebag, OP. A creepy douchebag.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||01/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/13/2013|
She's hideous. She's a hideous, fetid cunt and I wish her nothing but hard stools.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/13/2013|
R80, please. Hard stools are just "Godiva Dildos" to her, and she LOVES them.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/13/2013|
I wonder how come she never got booked on Touched By An Angel?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/13/2013|
The title of this thread makes me wet.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||01/30/2013|
"I wonder how come she never got booked on Touched By An Angel?"
Because when that show was on the air, she was a struggling Broadway "actress," a virtual nobody. She never really hit the big time until "Raymond."
|by Anonymous||reply 84||01/30/2013|
I'm still here, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/18/2013|
"I wish you nothing but hard stools" is now going to be how I end emails to people I don't like.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||07/18/2013|
The title of this thread alone gets me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/23/2013|
Someone tell Doris Roberts at R87 it's called rigor mortis.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||10/23/2013|
Me too, R86.
Belated W&W for R80!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||10/23/2013|