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Patricia Heaton dead at 54

Just wanted to see how it looks in print.

by Anonymousreply 8910/23/2013

Limbaugh caught in child-sex ring

by Anonymousreply 103/05/2012

No, R1, I think Rush Limbaugh Dead sounds even better.

by Anonymousreply 203/05/2012

Thanks for leading me on.

by Anonymousreply 303/05/2012

I thought it had something to do with implants, or one of her sons' girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 403/05/2012

Romney dead at 64 I wouldn't mind seeing that in print

by Anonymousreply 503/05/2012

I agree with R1. What fun as we move along to the election with the poster boy of the christian gunslingers caught up to his ass in children and trying to explain his way out of yet another prison sentence.

by Anonymousreply 603/05/2012

[bold]Santorum caught in Police sting in Airport Washroom[/bold]

Rick says on kneess to find missing key

by Anonymousreply 703/05/2012

I would prefer, "Dad molested us," say two Romney sons.

by Anonymousreply 803/05/2012

But he'd still probably win.

by Anonymousreply 903/05/2012

Wow, that was sudden. She exists twitter than she exists the earth. It's weird how death works sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 1003/05/2012

[quote]She exists twitter than she exists the earth.

R10 wins for most OH MY!'s (3) in one little sentence.

Congrats and thanks for playing!

by Anonymousreply 1103/05/2012

R11? It's Oh, dear, not Oh, my.

by Anonymousreply 1203/05/2012

LoL

by Anonymousreply 1403/05/2012

Well, only if they are replaced by far left progressives R19. If they are replaced with DINOS then nothing accomplished.

by Anonymousreply 2003/05/2012

Because, R18, her fake breasts would keep her afloat.

by Anonymousreply 2103/05/2012

It's kind of you to focus your irrational scorn on someone new.

Madonna, Tom Cruise and George Clooney deserve a well earned rest.

by Anonymousreply 2203/05/2012

The entire GOP and all right wing Blue Dog Dems along with most of the top 1% was drawn, like lemmings, into the sea and all were drowned.

Parades across the nation begin at 9am tomorrow.

P.S. rents in hell have quadrupled due to the new extreme demand.

by Anonymousreply 2303/05/2012

OP, you cock-tease!

by Anonymousreply 2403/05/2012

Bumping this thread, the title of which will send many of you off to have pleasant dreams. You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 2503/06/2012

Every Republican in US Drops Dead, Choked on Bile

"We can breathe again," Dems, Greens, Independents proclaim. "The stench is gone!'

by Anonymousreply 2603/06/2012

So you mean that Michael, Whitney, and everyone else on the DL death watch list from 2010 is still ALIVE?

by Anonymousreply 2703/06/2012

BUSH AND CHENEY ARRESTED, WILL STAND TRIAL AT HAGUE FOR WAR CRIMES

FUEL CELLS CARS TO BECOME AVAILABLE IN 2013, EXPECTED TO REPLACE GAS-POWERED CARS BY 2020.

GWYNNETH PALTROW TAKES VOWS OF POVERTY AND SILENCE.

by Anonymousreply 2803/06/2012

Republican Party Splits

Socially Progressive Conservatives create their own party.

by Anonymousreply 2903/06/2012

BEASTIE BOY: MAID'S SHOCKING CLAIM ABOUT ROMNEY & FAMILY DOG

by Anonymousreply 3003/06/2012

ALCOHOL A FACTOR IN PATRICIA HEATONS CANNONBALL DEATH, AUTHORITIES SAY

March 6, 2012 | 10:35 am

Authorities said the cannonball that struck and killed a 54-year-old actress in Eastern LA County was homemade and that alcohol was involved in the incident.

Patricia Heatons husband and another man were working on a cannon shortly after midnight outside the couple's mobile home when it exploded, according to a Cal-Fire spokesman. One of the two men was sent to the hospital with minor injuries.

The incident is being investigated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

Few details were immediately available, and it's unclear exactly what killed Heaton.

The incident occurred in a mobile home park in Pomona.

by Anonymousreply 3103/06/2012

bump because we deserve this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3203/12/2012

Bump because "Patricia Heaton Dead at 54" still looks good in print.

by Anonymousreply 3311/14/2012

this thread is xenophobic and racist

by Anonymousreply 3411/14/2012

"Rush Limbaugh died this afternoon. Limbaugh was reportedly having sex when he suffered a massive heart attack and died soon thereafter. Also dead is his presumed sex partner at the time, actress Patricia Heaton. Medical tests indicate that Heaton was crushed to death as a result of Limbaugh's body falling on her. Forensic tests also revealed that Heaton's breast implants, originally designed to function as body airbags for safety, failed to protect the Emmy winning actress as they exploded upon impact."

by Anonymousreply 3511/15/2012

Don't get my hopes up like that, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3611/15/2012

It's quite tragic that the Republican Party cabal died when the roof collapsed over them while they were enjoying a double headed dildo ass to ass performance by Patricia Heaton and Melissa Joan Hart. While nobody survived paramedics had to euthanize Ann Coulter's blabbing mouth that kept going even though the rest of the body was long gone.

by Anonymousreply 3711/15/2012

For a minute I thought she too was a suicide, following the lead of the tanning salon owner.

by Anonymousreply 3811/15/2012

Wow, ...and I bet you'd ALL say its only the Republicans who're mentally disturbed and wish death on political adversaries.

You're all why I loath politics and those who take part in it.

by Anonymousreply 3911/15/2012

Congress and Senate vaporized in alien attack...Watch The Skies!!!

by Anonymousreply 4011/15/2012

Bad karma in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4111/15/2012

Great job OP. Now she'll live to 100 just to spite you.

by Anonymousreply 4211/15/2012

I'm sorry - I don't care for her either, but I don't think these fake deaths should be posted (I know; MARY!)

by Anonymousreply 4311/15/2012

OP is an asshole. You're just as bad as any fucking freeper. F&F for you.

by Anonymousreply 4411/15/2012

This thread is awful and bad karma and all that but every time it bumps up to the top now, I chuckle. I know it's wrong.

by Anonymousreply 4511/15/2012

Even 47% of Romney's wives voted for Obama.

by Anonymousreply 4611/15/2012

[bold]RAFALCA: I'm Carrying Mitt's Love Filly[/bold]

Scheduled to appear on today's "Maury" with DNA test results.

by Anonymousreply 4711/15/2012

PAUL RYAN VICTIM OF ANAL RAPE AT HIS FAVORITE GYM IN CHELSEA, NYC

Alleged assailant, freelance club bouncer Guido Verducci, claims, "We did this weekly for FIVE years, now he's calling it 'rape'?"

The alleged assailant offered to take a lie detector test and advised the SVU doctor to "check Ryan's already prolapsed anus".

by Anonymousreply 4811/15/2012

R48 "Prolapsed Anus" would make a great band name.

by Anonymousreply 4911/15/2012

!!!!BREAKING: A CURE FOR CANCER HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5011/15/2012

Awful thread. Wishing people dead...some things better left unsaid. You got to wonder who shit in whose cornflakes this morning. Bad karma, indeed.

by Anonymousreply 5111/15/2012

DONALD TRUMP AUDITED BY IRS. AUTHORITIES SEIZE ALL PROPERTY, CASH, STOCKS, BONDS, HAIRPIECES.

by Anonymousreply 5211/15/2012

DONALD TRUMP's EX-CALL GIRL WIFE MELANIA DEPORTED!

SHE'S BEEN AN ILLEGAL ALIEN SINCE SHE ARRIVED IN THE US, MELANIA NEVER APPLIED FOR A GREEN CARD OR CITIZENSHIP

Trump vehemently denies this. It was discovered by one of the Trump's maids while cleaning, that Melania had forged papers to remain in the US.

She claims to have come to the US on a 'work visa'.

by Anonymousreply 5311/15/2012

[quote] She claims to have come to the US on a 'work visa'.

And she's earned every penny of it.

by Anonymousreply 5411/15/2012

I kind of like The Prolapsed Annas with Ann Wilson and Ann Romney on cowbell.

by Anonymousreply 5511/15/2012

This thread is offensive especially OP's post. I can't stand any of the people mentioned in this thread nor am I the moral police. But this is becoming the opposite of free republic the dems side.

by Anonymousreply 5611/15/2012

Ann Coulter admits, "It was all a hoax!"

I just made shit up to get lazy dems to vote. I'm really a Lesbian Goat farmer in Vermont. I'm exhausted going my little routines now, so I'm gonna retire. Gonna live with my lady and spend my days protesting fracking.

by Anonymousreply 5711/16/2012

Ann Coulter is actually the person in the original Goatse photo.

by Anonymousreply 5811/16/2012

r31 - your post really made me laugh. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 5911/16/2012

Breitbart thought he was going to revolutionized conservative media. Less than a week after his death, he was already forgotten. Who even remembers Breitbart now, except the political junkies?

by Anonymousreply 6011/16/2012

LOVE this thread! I'd love it even more if it brings harm anyone who cares about that fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6311/16/2012

To the OP Patricia Heaton could buy and sell you.

Well she probably couldn't see you, but she could try.

by Anonymousreply 6411/17/2012

So the fact that she is rich (from working in the Hollywood she trashes, btw) makes her less of a cunt?

by Anonymousreply 6511/17/2012

I love this thread! It brings a little burst of joy to my heart each time I see it!

Oh and join me in f&f-ing R61, please.

by Anonymousreply 6611/17/2012

Apparently some of you havnt lost enough loved ones yet. Otherwise you would not be so glib about the OP of the potential pain it could cause members of the Heaton family. Come see me after your dad had died,my our mochas had a stroke, your two young cousins have dropped dead, your grandparents who loved you unconditionally are gone, your aunts, your uncles......all dead. Come see me when you look around your Thanksgiving table and you realize you've set too many places, then see if you'll be as glib over the pain the OP could cause the HeTon family. You stink. I want my dad, I want my grandma, I want my mom to,be able,to,walk and,talk again, and you people STINK.

by Anonymousreply 6711/17/2012

Seek help, R67. You sound nuts.

by Anonymousreply 6811/17/2012

R67, how did your mochas have strokes?

by Anonymousreply 6911/17/2012

R67, OP IS a member of the Heaton family.

by Anonymousreply 7011/17/2012

Stroke mocha... hmmm, maybe we can market it as our new holiday beverage.

by Anonymousreply 7111/17/2012

MOCHAS=MOTHER i PAD DOES STANGE THINGS WITH FILL IN.

by Anonymousreply 7211/17/2012

(R67) might be a little off but he/she is right - OP and this whole thread smells like egg farts. Patricia Heaton probably woke up this morning and (compliments of the internet) found out that she was dead. Joking about death? So.Not.Funny. Patricia is pro gay and pro life, so I don't get all the hate. Oh yeah, she is a woman with an opinion. So, lets kill her. Stone dead. What a mean spirited web we weave here at Datalounge. Not for me. Slán leat.

by Anonymousreply 7311/17/2012

I'm sure that the day this thread appeared (last spring?) many of Patty's friends saw it and warned her to stay from Datalounge for a while, ensuring that she was in no danger of dying of shock after learning she was dead.

by Anonymousreply 7411/17/2012

She is so pro gay that she votes for and gives money to people who want to take away our civil rights. Need I remind you that Romney didn't even think that gays should be able to be with their partners on their deathbeds. So fuck her and fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 7511/17/2012

OP made me laugh. Really hard.

by Anonymousreply 7601/13/2013

Me too. And R75, I love you.

by Anonymousreply 7701/13/2013

You're a real douchebag, OP. A creepy douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 7801/13/2013

Great thread!

by Anonymousreply 7901/13/2013

She's hideous. She's a hideous, fetid cunt and I wish her nothing but hard stools.

by Anonymousreply 8001/13/2013

R80, please. Hard stools are just "Godiva Dildos" to her, and she LOVES them.

by Anonymousreply 8101/13/2013

I wonder how come she never got booked on Touched By An Angel?

by Anonymousreply 8201/13/2013

The title of this thread makes me wet.

by Anonymousreply 8301/30/2013

"I wonder how come she never got booked on Touched By An Angel?"

Because when that show was on the air, she was a struggling Broadway "actress," a virtual nobody. She never really hit the big time until "Raymond."

by Anonymousreply 8401/30/2013

I'm still here, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 8507/18/2013

"I wish you nothing but hard stools" is now going to be how I end emails to people I don't like.

by Anonymousreply 8607/18/2013

The title of this thread alone gets me hard.

by Anonymousreply 8710/23/2013

Someone tell Doris Roberts at R87 it's called rigor mortis.

by Anonymousreply 8810/23/2013

Me too, R86.

Belated W&W for R80!

by Anonymousreply 8910/23/2013
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