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Clay Matthews

What would you do to the sexy Green Bay Packers linebacker if you had the chance?

by Anonymousreply 7401/31/2015

First off, I would take him to the Hair Cuttery.

by Anonymousreply 103/03/2012

Meh....nothing.

by Anonymousreply 203/03/2012

NO!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 303/03/2012

I mean, NO!!!! as in NO HAIR CUTTERY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 403/03/2012

I would suck his dick and eat that ass, fer shure. And if he wanted to fuck me, hell, yes.

by Anonymousreply 503/03/2012

Anything he waaaant........

by Anonymousreply 603/03/2012

I wonder if he likes that hair pulled during sex...

by Anonymousreply 703/03/2012

She's a bit... much.

by Anonymousreply 803/03/2012

Hope he at least shaves his pucker hole.

by Anonymousreply 903/03/2012

They airbrushed his cock print out of a Mens' Fitness magazine he covered last year. Here's the untouched photograph...

by Anonymousreply 1003/03/2012

You bitches stay away from MY Clay. He is the sexiest and most fuckable thing I have seen in the NFL in years. I bet he he can fuck for hours. Just thinking of him pounding away, all sweaty and with all that long hair, just gets me hot.

by Anonymousreply 1103/03/2012

^^GET IN LINE, BITCH!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1203/03/2012

I would make him mop my floor with his hair.

by Anonymousreply 1303/03/2012

I bet he smells of wet dog.

by Anonymousreply 1403/03/2012

What do you suppose his butt smells like after a long, hard game of football?

by Anonymousreply 1503/03/2012

This made me chuckle

by Anonymousreply 1603/03/2012

Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 1703/03/2012

Fuck you R17. Clay is fine specimen of a man.

by Anonymousreply 1803/03/2012

R9, I hope je DOESN'T shave his pucker hole...

by Anonymousreply 1903/04/2012

Bump for Clay's naked body

by Anonymousreply 2003/04/2012

I'd suck the socks offa him in a minute!

by Anonymousreply 2103/04/2012

Hot man, but the hair is ridiculous, particularly since it appears to be so thin on top.

by Anonymousreply 2203/04/2012

That hair has GOT to go. Looks pretty on a supermodel, but not on a big butch NFL player!

by Anonymousreply 2303/04/2012

The hair would be sexy if it didn't look like a mop all of the time - wet or dry.

by Anonymousreply 2403/04/2012

Sign him to the Chicago Bears.

by Anonymousreply 2503/04/2012

Would. Lick. His. Sweaty. Shitter.

by Anonymousreply 2603/04/2012

Speaking of his sweaty shitter, R26, would you mind answering the question at R15?

by Anonymousreply 2703/04/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 2803/05/2012

I would like to think that his shitter would smell of manly musk that would fill your nose completely and quench your taste for the manhole with every lick. I also hope that he has a nice hairy butt crack...

by Anonymousreply 2903/05/2012

I'll bet there are fine golden hairs all over that butt.

by Anonymousreply 3003/05/2012

I'd say, Oh sorry, I was thinking of Clay Maverick.

by Anonymousreply 3103/06/2012

Blondes stink, yuck.

by Anonymousreply 3203/06/2012

Bitches, just a few more months till this beast of a man is back on the field, wetting that long ass hair and flexing those fine ass muscles. I wonder if Clay spent the off season fucking skanks from the west to the east coast.

by Anonymousreply 3306/16/2012

Would love to see a fake nude of him...

by Anonymousreply 3406/17/2012

another

by Anonymousreply 3506/17/2012

I gotta say, I love Chris Hemsworth, but Clay is more Thor than he is.

by Anonymousreply 3606/17/2012

I would give him a haircut and dieting tips.

by Anonymousreply 3706/17/2012

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 3808/29/2012

yum

by Anonymousreply 3908/30/2012

Hot as hell!!

by Anonymousreply 4008/30/2012

Looks to me like they photoshopped his dick IN that pic.

by Anonymousreply 4108/30/2012

What the fuck is that?

by Anonymousreply 4208/30/2012

I don't normally like guys with long hair. And in his case, I still don't.

by Anonymousreply 4308/30/2012

Die r43. Clay is the finest thing on the field, long hair and all....

by Anonymousreply 4409/30/2012

On his non-game days, he likes to wear his hair up like French courtier of the *ancien regime*.

by Anonymousreply 4509/30/2012

Blonde hunk bump

by Anonymousreply 4612/08/2012

Clay did a strip tease to celebrate his sack today. If only he would have taken off his clothes for real. God, he is a sexy beast.

by Anonymousreply 4712/16/2012

A striptease? When? Where?? I totally missed it!!

by Anonymousreply 4812/17/2012

I would totally have his hair... down to a hot crew-cut.

by Anonymousreply 4912/17/2012

Force him at gunpoint to perform this song dressed the same way she is.

by Anonymousreply 5012/17/2012

[quote]I would totally have his hair... down to a hot crew-cut.

I have no idea how the sentence came out like that. I can't even blame auto-correct...

What I MEANT to type was:

"I would totally shave his head... down to a hot crew-cut."

by Anonymousreply 5112/17/2012

If you even THINK about touching my man's beautiful golden locks, R51, we're going to have a SERIOUS problem.

by Anonymousreply 5212/17/2012

I like men, not girls. Never mind how in the way that hair would get in bed. Ugh.

I would shave it off in a heart-beat. He'd look SO much better without it.

by Anonymousreply 5312/17/2012

How does he look like a girl?

by Anonymousreply 5412/17/2012

I agree he looks like an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 5512/17/2012

[quote]I like men, not girls...

Me too, and since Clay's long hair has nothing to do with his genitalia, your point is invalid.

by Anonymousreply 5612/17/2012

R56, a man is more than his dick and balls. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 5812/17/2012

R58, and he's also more than his hair. Duh.

But I'm still not letting you cut it off.

by Anonymousreply 5912/18/2012

Just saw a shaving commercial with him on TV. At the end they showed him get into that squatting position that he always does on the field. Those thighs!!

by Anonymousreply 6012/22/2012

HOT

by Anonymousreply 6101/12/2013

On Outsports someone wrote of Clay, "Sometimes Clay looks like an Appalachian woman."

by Anonymousreply 6201/13/2013

It's the hair.

by Anonymousreply 6301/13/2013

R61, that looks like the love child of Kim and Kroy from Don't Be Tardy to the Wedding/RHOA.

by Anonymousreply 6401/13/2013

"It's the hair."

Thanks for the insight.

by Anonymousreply 6501/13/2013

Shirtless. Does he look like a girl here.

by Anonymousreply 6602/19/2013

No, he looks like a man with long hair.

by Anonymousreply 6702/19/2013

I would ... ask him for Aaron Rodgers' number.

by Anonymousreply 6802/19/2013

At R61 he looks like a lesbian host of a kiddie show.

by Anonymousreply 6902/19/2013

Hey bitches,

The new season is just around the corner. Can't wait to see fine ass Clay in his tight little pants.

by Anonymousreply 7008/31/2013

Clay is fucking perfect. Let's discuss his luscious locks and succulent body...

by Anonymousreply 7111/30/2014

cut that hair, bro

by Anonymousreply 7212/01/2014

[quote] Clay is fucking perfect.

Is he? Is he really?

by Anonymousreply 7312/01/2014

First thing...take the cheapest shot I could...hit him in the head with a baseball bat..run over him with a car..then back up over him again,,,then run over the cheating bastard again ...then get out and kick the pussy fucker right in the nuts...and then piss on him and leave his dumb ass laying there for dead. Fucking cock sucker face cheap shot cheating fuck. Should not be allowed to breed,should be in prison being anybody's bitch and never be allowed in the NFL ever ! What a fucking ass wipe he is! Takes football to new low! Should be on the ravens practice squad, he is such a pussy fart. He thinks he is so fucking tough...he wouldn't be shit by himself . Green Bay should stop and reflect on the image that that country fuck hippy want to be pile of shit gives them. He should go to prison with Aaron Hernandez and take turns being fucked in the ass! Other than that I think he is just a swell guy!

by Anonymousreply 7401/31/2015
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