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Do you eat ass?

If yes, how were you talked into doing it the first time? Were you drunk? Did it happen while you were showering together?

by Anonymousreply 28007/31/2014

No, none of the grocery stores around me sell that type of meat.

by Anonymousreply 102/23/2012

It looked good so I stuck my tongue in there. No regrets. Instinctive, and I'm glad I did it.

by Anonymousreply 202/23/2012

I don't, never would, but love having it done to me.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2012

Only do it to twinks.

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2012

YES! Oh hell yes.

I only did it the first time because a guy did it to me and it felt amazing. I wanted to return the favor.

Not much turns me on more.

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2012

well , alright maybe just a bite.

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2012

EWWW ... I can't even bring myself to eat a hard boiled egg.

by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2012

Hard boiled eggs are delicious, ass, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2012

Knife and fork, but only if it's medium rare.

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2012

I practically gag when my tongue touches tapioca!

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2012

Why the hate?

by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2012

Yes, but it takes me hours to browse through the whole produce section at Whole Foods, squeezing them to see if they are firm , sniffing them to see if they are ripe, and of course always making sure they are just at the peak of perfection age wise.

By the time I manage to get one home that I like, I'm almost too tired to bother eating it .

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2012

R13, where exactly do you think eggs come from?

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2012

Yum, me loves some hot ass canal!

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2012

I get prety close to that dark center, but I don't go in. I try but I just cannot bring myself to full-on rim the rosebud. But I love getting so close, licking and kissing ass.

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2012

I like the old days when you could go down to your local meat market and actually select the one you wanted to eat.

Nowadays everything is so cleverly wrapped and packaged to look all lean ,healthy and appetizing. But when you get it home and get it unwrapped , it's mostly all fat on the bottom, well past its' prime and too tough to enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2012

Love hole with poppers

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2012

Love the sight of a guy on all fours waiting to get his ass worked over with my tongue and I love getting in that position too!

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2012

Shove a stick of butter in it !

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2012

The skin inside the pucker is so smooth, absolute heaven!

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2012

Is ass kosher?

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2012

So, ass eaters, do you just kiss the hole or do you get all up in there? I just don't think I could do it.

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2012

R28, you get up all in there.

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2012

He did. Then I did. We both enjoyed.

Then in the goddamn morning, he mentioned we should never do it again. I was disgusting. I was shamed and kicked him away.

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2012

It's like licking an ice cream cone, once you lick down below the rim of the cone. Except that it's all hot and juicy and hopefully nut-free.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2012

[quote]I was disgusting. I was shamed and kicked him away.

Girls, girls, girls, you gotta wash it first ..inside and out !

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2012

Yes I eat ass. I lick deep and try to get ny tongue way up him. He really loves it.

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2012

A couple picked me up a couple of weeks ago, and one of the partners ate my ass out for like an HOUR.

I was in fucking heaven.

by Anonymousreply 3402/23/2012

[quote] Love hole with poppers

Jalapeno or cheddar?

by Anonymousreply 3502/23/2012

Yeah, similar to what somebody else said. One of my very first tricks when was 19 did it to me, so I wanted to return the favor. I enjoy receiving -- it is heavenly -- but I love even more to rim a guy and hear him moaning in pleasure, his eyes closed, his mouth softly open, in pure bliss.

by Anonymousreply 3602/23/2012

Been fascinated by male ass since I was like 8...nothing better than rimming a nice full, round, jiggly furry meloned ass! That's good eats!!

by Anonymousreply 3702/23/2012

If it smells even remotely like bm then I won't go anywhere near it, but if he's douched & showered then it turns me on so much I transform into an ass-crazed, grunting animal. I usually start off with little, teasing flicks of the tongue around his hole, and before I know it I'm deep frenching his butt and telling him however good this feels it's just a warm up to the main event. I'm pretty hung too so it helps to get a guy nice and relaxed with a bit of tongue-work.

by Anonymousreply 3802/23/2012

When a guy is rimming me, I feel something pleasant for the first couple of minutes or so, and then after that, nothing much. Although I like the nastiness of it. But then roles get reversed...and the guy seems to enjoy giving more than I enjoy receiving. I mean, it's not awful; it's fine. But after a while, I don't really feel all that much other than a lot of wetness.

by Anonymousreply 3902/24/2012

Would getting penetrated with his tongue make the difference, R39?

by Anonymousreply 4002/24/2012

Yes, and no one had to talk me into it. It's always been instinctual, as someone else said. I was honestly shocked to find that there are people who are opposed to it. To me, it's like being opposed to kissing with tongue.

by Anonymousreply 4102/24/2012

So do all you ass-eaters get Hep shots?

I want to do it but I'm too afraid of catching something nasty. I mean, even if you wash it real good, there's still gotta be bacteria there, right?

by Anonymousreply 4202/24/2012

R40. I was including penetration of the tongue in my assessment (R39) of the whole rimming experience. That's all part of my feelings (or lack thereof).

by Anonymousreply 4302/24/2012

the fuck is wrong with you people?

by Anonymousreply 4402/24/2012

SHA REEK. POO?

by Anonymousreply 4502/24/2012

The reasons I started eating ass are many, but here are the main ones.

1. I realized it was a great way to avoid ejaculation. No sacred sperm is wasted by eating ass.

2. I was inspired by watching the family dog cleaning his own ass. He seemed to really enjoy it, but I knew better than to get involved lest I commit any man on dog transgressions. And, alas, I am not flexible enough to tend to myself. So I started eating the asses of men rather than canines, tempting as it was. I can control my urges, you dog fucking perverts!

3. It was something of a spiritual endeavor. I wanted to know myself and face my origins. I wanted to dive right into the wild and frothy mixture from which I was born. Its not some kind of weirdo hindu, buddhist thing. I just think that in order to embrace good, traditional family values its vital to really focus on our very foundations, even when they seem a bit messy.

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2012

Fuck yeah. It's not proper sex without ass eating.

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2012

I gotta lick it before we kick it.

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2012

Ass. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2012

R42 all sexually active gay men should get "Hep shots" whether or not they eat ass. Hep A and Hep B vaccinations, absolutely. And if it's been a while have your doc check your blood titers to see if you need a redo.

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2012

Yes, there are all sorts of parasites you can get, R42.

Have fun.

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2012

Exactly, R51. But they will blame it on "food poisoning" every time.

by Anonymousreply 5202/24/2012

This thread is making me horny as hell.

by Anonymousreply 5302/24/2012

I would rather eat ass then any other sex act. I can cum just doing it.

by Anonymousreply 5402/24/2012

Did you all know that more Americans are dying from Hepatitis C now than from AIDS? Use a barrier.

by Anonymousreply 5502/24/2012

I actually prefer eating ass from escorts - they are much cleaner than regular guys. I said it here before and I will say it again, but the best ass I ever had belonged to a porn star of 5, maybe 10 years ago named Tino Lopez. I hired him several times and he was worth every dollar.

I would love to hire him again but once his baby son learned to talk and started to grow up he unfortunately gave up escorting.

by Anonymousreply 5602/24/2012

[quote]I would love to hire him again but once his baby son learned to talk and started to grow up he unfortunately gave up escorting.

May I use that as the opening line in my next novel?

by Anonymousreply 5802/24/2012

Where in my post did I say even try to "claim" Tino was straight R57?

LOL, of course R58 use it! Now that is a novel I would read!

by Anonymousreply 5902/24/2012

Why would he have to give up escorting, R56? Does getting his ass eaten out and being a father conflict for some reason?

by Anonymousreply 6002/24/2012

Let's break this down for those who find it difficult to believe that some of us would enjoy eating ass.

1) An ass can be very beautiful and sexually appealing. Getting close to it and exploring it can be extremely exciting.

2) The ass has nerve endings that are very responsive to sensual stimulation.

3) When one makes love or has sex one gets a great deal of pleasure about giving a great deal of pleasure to one's partner as well as getting one's own pleasure from receiving it directly.

4) While, of course, the ass is the organ of defecation, the ass can be cleaned so that anilingus can be enjoyed without the malodorousness and tastelessness one would associate with facial proximity to feces, especially since rimming can, for a great many, be just that, rimming the hole, rather than actually tongue fucking. (Although of course, there are occupational hazards, as with the mouth's contact with cum, urine, and pre-cum, one does not have to swallow.)

5) Why this should be so hard to understand is beyond most of us who are sexually experienced and have found ass eating to be, if not practiced by all - what sex act is for that matter? - certainly a rather ordinary and common part of sex play.

by Anonymousreply 6102/24/2012

Awesome blog for ass eaters:

by Anonymousreply 6202/24/2012

Sure, as long as everything's clean, absolutely.

I have a weakness for muscular black men. The sight of muscular shoulders tapering down go a splayed bubble butt is heaven. You tongue his asshole and balls while you slide your had up and down his rigid dick...listen to him groan and curse it feels so good. Nothing better in this world, until he watches you take his load in your mouth. A horsehung black man's asshole is the sweetest place on earth.

by Anonymousreply 6402/24/2012

Yes, accompanied by his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

by Anonymousreply 6502/24/2012

Only on very special occassions, like "Assover"

by Anonymousreply 6602/24/2012

I love to get my ass eaten and have always wanted to reciprocate, but I'm afraid the dog might bite me.

by Anonymousreply 6702/24/2012

It was explained to me this would be part of my marital duties.

by Anonymousreply 6802/24/2012

I ate my straight Puerto Rican bud's ass a while ago.

He was a stripper, too.

Hot to death. Big uncut dick. Beautiful lips (of which he wrapped around my dick several times).

One time we were fucking around with another guy.

My friend was blowing the guy and was on all fours. He turned to me and said, "Why don't you lick my ass".

I did. He had a beautiful, plump ass. Muscular but not over done. Perfect skin.

So, I got in there. I licked. And then my tongue hit something. And the smell was there.

And I decided it was disgusting.

And I ended up cumming on his face.

And though he's married with multiple kids now, I think he's bisexual (yes, a guy who believes in this).

Another time I was fucking around with two guys who were in a relationship with each other. The guy with the enormous bent dick (Cuban) wanted to fuck me with it. I was sucking on his Venezuelan bf's thick cock, and thought about letting him have his way with me.

But, I decided it was going to be me who would fuck his boyfriend while I got his huge bent dick in my mouth.

And the bf's ass was the cleanest thing I've ever seen.

But, it didn't look like a dude's ass. It wasn't hairy. It was too pink. Too primped, if you know what I mean.

So though a beautiful and plump ass, I decided not to rim him simply because it didn't feel like I'd enjoy rimming a non manly hole.

So, there you see the problems with "eating ass".

Oral sex is where it's at.

by Anonymousreply 6902/24/2012

Yes, I love it. But not today.

by Anonymousreply 7002/24/2012

[quote] I ate my straight Puerto Rican bud's ass a while ago.

by Anonymousreply 7102/24/2012

Not sure why you're ohdearing, r71. Am I missing something?

Bud is short for buddy Granted, a gay guy using it is most likely either a porn fiction writer or trying to sound masculine, "str8 acting." Still, it's acceptable conversational English.

by Anonymousreply 7202/24/2012

If he let another guy eat his ass, he's not straight, r72.

by Anonymousreply 7302/24/2012

Sex is bad!

by Anonymousreply 7502/24/2012

You are misusing "oh, dear" in the DL tradition, then.

Strictly for grammar queens, Toots.

by Anonymousreply 7602/24/2012

I don't like the taste of shit and I'm a little cautious about where it comes from.

Sue me.

by Anonymousreply 7702/24/2012

I LOVE EATING ASS!

I can have a guy sit on my face while I lick his hole and jerk myself to the best ejaculations. I'm good at it too. I've made guys cum. One thing though. I always sniff before I decide to lick.

by Anonymousreply 7802/24/2012

If the guy is hot enough, rimming isn't even a choice...it's an instinctual reflex.

by Anonymousreply 7902/24/2012

This is simply not talked about in polite society.

by Anonymousreply 8002/24/2012

I love R80.

I just don't understand the folks who get all up in there. May I just get sleeved too easily.

by Anonymousreply 8102/24/2012

Don't do it...

by Anonymousreply 8302/24/2012

Chicken Lady Maggie Smith at r80.

by Anonymousreply 8402/24/2012

I want to in the animal carnal way, and fantasize about it but I'm held back by poop fear and STD fear.

by Anonymousreply 8502/24/2012

Can someone recommend a good ass restaurant in NYC? Close to the theater district and not too expensive.

by Anonymousreply 8602/24/2012

I've had all my shots and indulge whenever possible. It's my favorite thing to do - well, second favorite. I do like it better than fellatio.

The worse, though, is an unenthusiastic rimmer. Once someone returned the favor, and though tempted to tell him how, he was a very (ahem) slight acquaintance, and I didn't want to seem a bossy bottom so early in the game. I was bored.

On the other hand, my first bf was a world-class rimmer. If I close my eyes and pretend...

by Anonymousreply 8702/24/2012

Gay men are disgusting, lesbians never do this kind of sick stuff.

by Anonymousreply 8802/24/2012

Only when I'm hungry, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2012

Yum

by Anonymousreply 9002/24/2012

[quote]The skin inside the pucker is so smooth, absolute heaven!

It's not skin. It's colon. Also known as intestine.

by Anonymousreply 9102/24/2012

I was with this hot guy and as I lay on my back, he came up to my face and just sat down and I started licking. It took a bit for me to like doing that but now I can't get enough. I don't do it with everyone. I need to be physically attracted to the person and I got to know they have cleaned themselves up down there.

by Anonymousreply 9202/24/2012

Amen R88.

by Anonymousreply 9302/24/2012

I've eaten ass, leg, arm, balls...

by Anonymousreply 9402/24/2012

Yes, and he poohed.

by Anonymousreply 9502/25/2012

R88/R93 Says who?

by Anonymousreply 9602/25/2012

yes. love eating ass and love getting my hole eaten. best feeling ever.

by Anonymousreply 9702/25/2012

[quote]Gay men are disgusting, lesbians never do this kind of sick stuff.

Oh bitch, please. Like you never had a slip of the tongue.

by Anonymousreply 9802/25/2012

LOL@r98!

by Anonymousreply 9902/25/2012

What´s the proper spoon for eating ass?

by Anonymousreply 10002/25/2012

Some of you are terrible at Grammer.

by Anonymousreply 10102/25/2012

[quote]Some of you are terrible at Grammer.

Oh Dear... where do I begin with this one?

by Anonymousreply 10202/25/2012

You might want to start by pulling the hook out of your mouth, r102.

by Anonymousreply 10302/25/2012

I love to rim, its my favorite thing to do with a sex partner I'm very oral. I go on and do other things, but i always come back to his hole for some more hot rimming.

by Anonymousreply 10402/26/2012

Yeah baby! Get on it.

by Anonymousreply 10502/26/2012

I love when my butt aten even when they like my couche i feel that all women should love it OH POPPIE

by Anonymousreply 10603/05/2012

Canal and anal be pronounced the same way?

by Anonymousreply 10703/05/2012

yes i love to eat ass my name is mark martin... i love eating ass

by Anonymousreply 10803/10/2012

i spell cortctly

maybe

by Anonymousreply 10903/10/2012

Sweet Sweet Nectar

by Anonymousreply 11005/28/2012

Deeelish

by Anonymousreply 11105/28/2012

Loves me some stank Ass

by Anonymousreply 11205/28/2012

Drunk, quiet corner of the old Frog Pond restaurant in Silver Lake. ...involved parsley.

by Anonymousreply 11305/28/2012

I love tossing a twink ass. It makes their dick so hard that you can pull on it like a slot machine and watch their eyes roll a double 7

by Anonymousreply 11405/28/2012

That's why you got the AIDS

by Anonymousreply 11505/29/2012

I can not imagine eating ass that's not fresh out of the shower. I know many a DLer has expressed a taste for grimy dick and ripe balls but man I shudder to think of touching my tongue to even minor crack sweat

by Anonymousreply 11605/29/2012

Yes I have done it before it's amazing. One nite I was camping in my garden and my 32 year old hot aunt came in drunk and sat on my face naked, so I licked her ass and we both loved. I am only 15 and we do it all the time all the time and I sometimes do it when she is a sleep. Best experience ever

by Anonymousreply 11706/02/2012

Eating ass is only hot to me when the guy being "eaten" is both clean and at least reasonably attractive.

by Anonymousreply 11806/06/2012

Any lesbian ass eaters here?

by Anonymousreply 11906/09/2012

lick lick lick

by Anonymousreply 12006/09/2012

it's always been something I found so lustful and naughty, such a turn on. I've enjoyed it actively and passively with some partners, namely those who were one time secretive hook-ups - I had on FB that it would be regular with but not the hubby doesn't care for it, however it's a major part of all my fantasies. As unpopular as it is to feel this way (at least on DL) I do not care in general for, much less ass munching a hairless, perfumed androgynous muscle bound flesh frame you all seem so crazy about - but to each his own

by Anonymousreply 12106/09/2012

R115, EAMRPT, why do you bother clearing your cookies?

by Anonymousreply 12206/09/2012

That scene is so hot, r120!

by Anonymousreply 12306/09/2012

Straight guys LOVE it when I eat their asses because their girlfriends won't do it for them.

by Anonymousreply 12406/09/2012

Nope, that is gross. I barely can kiss hot people because the mouth is gross too.

by Anonymousreply 12506/09/2012

Yes! I only wish my tongue was longer.

by Anonymousreply 12606/09/2012

I tried to do that to my sexual partners, but none of them seems to like it. Only one of them let me try, but he only let that happen ONCE.

And, it seems that most of them are into eating mine. I guess that's because most of them are tops.

by Anonymousreply 12706/09/2012

Any chance I can. It all started by accident - a young chunky Dominican with a round butt. From then on...

by Anonymousreply 12807/04/2012

I'll eat ass only if I've just washed it...

by Anonymousreply 13007/13/2012

love it! but my partner is not into either way, and it is a pretty serious point of sexual frustration for me.

by Anonymousreply 13107/13/2012

Just the thought icks me out. It is such a nasty part of the body, why would anyone do that? So vile.

by Anonymousreply 13207/13/2012

No one talked me into it.

I was with a guy, and we were already turned on and hard, yes, in the shower, and it looked so fresh and clean and I had heard about it so I just did it. He liked it, so I kept doing it.

I'm with R130 I only like to do it after I've cleaned it, and as part of foreplay, so after round 1 of sex, if we hit the shower to clean off before round 2, then I'm usually up for it.

by Anonymousreply 13307/13/2012

While I recognize the idiocy of such labels, I wonder whether eating or being eaten is the "top" role.

On the one hand, the ick factor makes receiving the more dominant role. However, having some spread your cheeks and work your hole like a pussy makes it a submissive role.

Thoughts?

by Anonymousreply 13407/13/2012

Do people who do this think about the high risk of contracting hepatitis and other awful diseases/infections. It is not a healthy practice.

by Anonymousreply 13507/13/2012

Ew, you'll get AIDS or amoebas like Matthew Rush. That's why he's all bloated

by Anonymousreply 13607/13/2012

Had a bf in NYC who would only rim - no fucking or sucking. It was hot the first few times, but ultimately, I needed more.

Compared notes with his next bf, and he had the same complaint.

by Anonymousreply 13707/13/2012

r136 - do you really think it's any higher risk of contracting HIV from licking someone's (healthy) butt than any other form of oral stimulation or kissing for that matter?

Also, Matthew Rush is bloated from years of steroid abuse from having his internal organs continue to grow - hence the roid gut. And, even if he did contract something, I doubt that even the average muscle queen, gym bunny has had as many professional and personal liaisons with as many people who also have had a huge number of personal and professional partners.

This level of sex, negative ignorance and hysteria is mindboggling - I guess that's why new HIV infections are actually on the rise.

by Anonymousreply 13807/13/2012

I've cut down on ass eating since I heard that ass butter is bad for your cholesterol.

by Anonymousreply 13907/13/2012

I only like to eat ass if I fill it with chocolate pudding and spread melted chocolate on the outside. Bonus points if you add corn kernels to the chocolate pudding.

by Anonymousreply 14007/13/2012

Is anyone the Master of the Ass?

by Anonymousreply 14107/13/2012

I love eating ass. I've made many a man cum by having them sit on my face and eat them to glory.

by Anonymousreply 14207/13/2012

I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend because he won't eat my ass. He won't even lick my balls because he says they're too close to my butt.

Yet he loooooves for me to toss his salad.

by Anonymousreply 14307/13/2012

My personal ultimate fetish since day one! Nothing i crave more...

by Anonymousreply 14407/13/2012

my favorite thing to do in bed, even better than actually fucking a guy.

by Anonymousreply 14507/13/2012

I agree r145. I love giving more than receiving.

by Anonymousreply 14607/13/2012

Love it. But he has to be hot, and i have to be able to fuck him afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 14707/13/2012

bump for more

by Anonymousreply 14808/15/2012

Yes, it's one of my two favorite sex acts. I like it a bit musky - not fecal, of course, but maybe a couple of hours post-shower.

Have any of you ever eaten out your BF or FWB right after he's gone jogging or played sports? HEAVEN.

by Anonymousreply 14908/15/2012

Marcus seems to love it, but as you can imagine I hardly enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 15109/12/2012

Die, R150.

by Anonymousreply 15209/12/2012

[quote] BF or FWB right after he's gone jogging or played sports? HEAVEN.

What is the third acronym?

by Anonymousreply 15309/12/2012

HELL YEAH & I LUV IT!... Ive always luved eatin ass... I still remember that very first time I went down on my girlfriend her pussy looked, smelt & tasted so fukin good I needed more. I just couldnt help nyself from gettin caught up in the moment and deciedin that I had to taste her ass... and it was devine; ;-). however eatin a guys ass is entirely different simply because guys have such a hell of alot more around their ass holes and dont often man scape themselves

by Anonymousreply 15409/16/2012

and for good reasons, men smell better too.

by Anonymousreply 15509/16/2012

"and for good reasons, men smell better too."

Are you kidding? Most men don't even know how to wipe their asses.

by Anonymousreply 15609/16/2012

Heifer eldergays ask very empty nothings, R153.

by Anonymousreply 15709/16/2012

it can be very sensuous

by Anonymousreply 15909/17/2012

Ya are sick asshole find omething else to do

by Anonymousreply 16011/19/2012

My fave thing to do is to take a sip of hard liquor and apply it to his rosebud.. with my tongue. Again and again. And again. Relentlessly. The warm alcohol tingle gets him so fucking HOT.

by Anonymousreply 16211/20/2012

I do eat ass if it is clean, shaved, and male. Maybe because my first encounter with a true pervert was a man who gave me a ride to school, with one stop on the way. In a hotel room, he removed my clothes, lay me out on a massage table, and gave me a very thorough and deep tongue bath. Just writing these words makes my butt quiver. Nothin' like it, man.

by Anonymousreply 16312/01/2012

Ohh yeah. I love two nice buns in my burger.

by Anonymousreply 16412/01/2012

R162 [italic] NAILED [/italic] it. I do the same thing and drives my straight buds up a fucking WALL!

Nothing, I love more.

by Anonymousreply 16512/01/2012

I was lucky, my parents were quite forward-thinking and introduced us to many things when we were too young to remember, so we've been comfortable with these things our entire life.

by Anonymousreply 16612/01/2012

"I do the same thing and drives my straight buds up a fucking WALL!"

No "straight" would allow another man's tongue to get anywhere near his "rosebud", dear. Your "buds" are homos who love getting rimmed.

by Anonymousreply 16712/01/2012

Does white ass have a different taste than latin ass usually?

by Anonymousreply 16812/01/2012

"Beverly, dear, you have a piece of doo-doo on your tongue."

by Anonymousreply 16912/01/2012

Being a bottom I like a good rimming from a top, but some guys want to camp down there all day. After about 10 minutes, I just want them to fuck me. I've had many guys tell me how good my ass tastes. After I kiss them I have to say my ass tastes pretty good. But when I've eaten ass, um, it does not taste like what I'm kissing after they have rimmed me.

by Anonymousreply 17012/01/2012

No, I just raise them, my donkeys

by Anonymousreply 17101/24/2013

Good God, no! That is fucking gross. I don't care how much you scrub it or douche it, it's still a nasty ass. Shit comes outta there and that's fucking nasty.

by Anonymousreply 17201/24/2013

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

by Anonymousreply 17301/24/2013

It's sounds utterly disgusting. I just couldn't. Nothing south of the waist. No, no, no.

by Anonymousreply 17401/24/2013

Dey eat da poo-poo.

by Anonymousreply 17501/24/2013

No, I do not eat ass. I am afraid of 'Doody Accidents'

by Anonymousreply 17601/24/2013

A great way to contract salmonella, intestinal parasites, e-coli poisoning, hepatitis, and many other illnesses. No matter how much you scrub that manhole, it's a treasure-trove of filth. I'm a physician's assistant (and yes, I too am gay) and I see the results of rimming all the time in my office. Very few of you will care about what I have to say and my warnings will fall on deaf ears, but I still try to get the word out.

by Anonymousreply 17701/24/2013

Party Pooper, R177!

by Anonymousreply 17801/25/2013

Only when I order the calamari.

by Anonymousreply 17901/25/2013

R177 Tell us more about your job; what stuff you do and what patients tell you.

by Anonymousreply 18001/25/2013

Forgive me, I am what you guys disrespectfully call a "frau" but I am curious. Do most/all gay men actually lick each other's bottoms? That seems highly unhealthy. I Googled rimming and the list of potential health dangers seem to far outweigh any sexual benefits. The idea of doing something like this turns my stomach. I've never heard of straight people doing this. Maybe they do, but maybe I am just too sheltered.

by Anonymousreply 18101/25/2013

This thread is obviously full of bottoms. HELL YES I EAT ASS!!!

by Anonymousreply 18201/25/2013

[quote]I've never heard of straight people doing this.

When I was in college and sexually inexperienced, I knew a straight girl who LOVED getting rimmed. I told her I thought it sounded gross, and she said "Don't knock it till you've tried it!"

by Anonymousreply 18301/25/2013

No matter how many douches one endures, there is always a little residue of excrement left (sometimes not visible to the naked eye), not to mention bacteria and parasites present. The thought of ingesting anyone's poo makes me vomit a bucketful. Wait until the dormant hepatitis in your system activates and you turn fucking yellow and your liver shuts down from years of eating bodily waste. Then where will you be?

by Anonymousreply 18401/25/2013

Bullshit. If you douiche your ass is as clean as a new born babys. Its like washing a bowl in the sink. Clean as a whistle. Fuck off Pollyanna. Go back to your church revival meeting.

by Anonymousreply 18601/25/2013

[quote]No matter how many douches one endures, there is always a little residue of excrement left (sometimes not visible to the naked eye)

Uh, I'd certainly hope it wouldn't be visible to the naked eye.

by Anonymousreply 18701/25/2013

R185, No you don't. No it isn't. No they don't.

by Anonymousreply 18801/25/2013

R183 No you don't. No it isn't. No they don't.

by Anonymousreply 18901/25/2013

I second R185 is an idiot troll.

by Anonymousreply 19001/25/2013

i love doing it...not too keen on receiving but if a guy really wants to, fine. what are the legitimate risks that are actually likely to occur? granted, this is not just eating any ole filthy ass, and understanding that there isn't one that's truly safe and clean.

by Anonymousreply 19101/25/2013

R177 can probably tell you about all the guys who come in for treatment who claim they ate some bad sushi. Bad sushi is code for "ass."

by Anonymousreply 19301/25/2013

R181, R188, R189...

It is absolutely bizarre for any person -- gay or straight to claim they personally know a lot of straight people doing a certain sexual act.

It is equally ridiculous to say you don't know any straight person who does it.

Do people really share with you all the things they do in bed?

Besides, if you google "analingus" rather than "rimming", you'll see there's quite a bit of discussion on the web about it, including from straight people.

Sex and the City may have been really about gay men, but after the rimming episode, interest reportedly went way up ...

by Anonymousreply 19401/25/2013

This is kinda fucked up, but I'm a Black Top and will only eat white, asian or Latino ass that is completely, and I mean completely shaven and freshly showered.

Me eating ass is a recent development. I think it started with some buff Asian on the UES I used to pound. His hole was perfect and I had to give eating it a shot.

I very rarely fuck black guys anyway, not because I'm not attracted to them but because they're constantly trying to fuck ME and are uninterested in anything else.

by Anonymousreply 19501/25/2013

Amen R194. Look at the dolt at R192 speaking for all straight people and then thinks she knows "the gay way".

R192, get a clue. You have met many straight people but know nothing about everything they do. much less EVER!

And if you can read this thread, "the gay way" includes a lot of people who don't like it.

Now kindly get your homophobic shit the fuck off this board.

by Anonymousreply 19601/25/2013

What is up with this frau invasion, especially on this thread? Obnoxious straight women who think they know everything everybody does in bed?

Go back to what I said at R194. Google analingus. You're completely wrong.

There are even articles about men getting "lost" during cunnilingus and mixing in analingus.

You have no idea what kind of kink straight people are into. There are plenty of studies showing that gay men's actual sex lives are just as mundane and routine as yours are, with just as much kink in the minority going on.

by Anonymousreply 19801/25/2013

R195, if you come over right now to Brooklyn not only will jump in the shower again, I will stay in until you ring my door bell to insure I am cleaner than freshly-fallen snow in a Vermont forest. I will pay your cab fare in both directions.

by Anonymousreply 19901/25/2013

R192 I am a straight woman. I have had several men give me analingus over the years. My live-in boyfriend loves my asshole and worships it almost nightly. I will rim him, but only in the shower after I scrub it good and clean. LOL. Don't speak for me, and don't be such a homophobic cunt. There, I said it.

by Anonymousreply 20001/25/2013

I like you R200. You're my kinda girl. I am gay and I don't lick the booty, but we're all individuals with our own "taste".

by Anonymousreply 20101/25/2013

r200 just gave me a visual of Bea Arthur rimming Gene Saks. Thanks, r200...

by Anonymousreply 20201/25/2013

Yes, and I love when they fart on my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 20401/25/2013

Well perhaps if you ate ass or had your ass eaten you would be less tense r203.

by Anonymousreply 20501/25/2013

It should be mandatory that everyone at least 'tries' analingus. Hepatitis and intestinal parasites are way underrated. E-Coli is a riot. They can be fun. Damn all you people who are depriving your tongues of tasting filth.

by Anonymousreply 20601/25/2013

People actually do this? Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 20701/25/2013

This is the most digusting thread ever. Scat is gross.

by Anonymousreply 20801/25/2013

The ass is actually cleaner than a mouth, after showering. There is no bacteria or residue. It is very clean. Rimming is a wonderful part of the sexual diet and anyone who doesn't indulge is a self-loather. Some people are such idiots.

by Anonymousreply 20901/25/2013

OP are you Chris Meloni?

by Anonymousreply 21001/25/2013

I just cannot imagine licking a hole where shit comes out. I don't care how many times it's been washed and scrubbed with a Brillo pad. Your tongue is going where thousands of bacteria-ridden stinking rotten turds have passed. Horrible. No, not all gay men are into this. I think it's a small percentage. The same percentage as S&M'ers, fisters, hardcore dopers and scat fetishists. A very small number. My friends and I have discussed our sexual habits in depth with one another and none of us rim or bareback!

by Anonymousreply 21101/25/2013

Bull shit, R211. I think MOST gay men do rim. If not, I guess I just have the most irresistable ass ever.

by Anonymousreply 21201/25/2013

I enjoy watching rimming in porn, but it totally makes me limp and disinterested in real life. Weirdly enough, things I like in real life such as sucking and being a top are boring to watch in porn.

by Anonymousreply 21301/25/2013

Is this you, R204?

by Anonymousreply 21401/25/2013

[quote]Hetero men love VAGINAS, not asses. That is what makes them straight.

Are you really this stupid? Women have asses, too. And I'm gay because I love MEN, not asses.

by Anonymousreply 21501/25/2013

ya'll some prudish gays

by Anonymousreply 21601/25/2013

No, R216. Most of us just don't 'eat the poo poo'.

by Anonymousreply 21701/25/2013

rump

by Anonymousreply 21801/25/2013

.

by Anonymousreply 21901/25/2013

I only date guys who don't poop, so eating ass doesn't concern me.

by Anonymousreply 22001/25/2013

I was a 20-year-old undergrad at Columbia University. They used to have these gay ("LGB") dances (more like a toned-down drunken rave) in the upper level of Earl

Hall every First Friday and sometimes on certain Saturdays. At one of these dances, I cruised this stunningly hot grad student the entire night, but I couldn't get

him to make eye contact. It was a cold night, and he was wearing a flannel shirt and Levi's. Meanwhile, I was wearing a polo shirt and tight jeans that were torn

where my thighs met my ass cheeks (slut-in-training).

At one point, he was half-sitting on a table, with his hands on top of it to each side. I worked up the courage to sit next to his right side (as close as I dared),

but he still wouldn't look at me. Over the next several minutes, I moved my left hand by millimeters until I finally made contact with his right hand. Immediately,

I felt a jolt of electric energy rush up my left arm, as if I had been burned. I quickly withdrew because all of my courage left me immediately after that. Still,

no eye contact.

After the dance ended (about 2 am), I gave up and started heading back to my dorm room in Wien Hall. As I was walking down the stairs, I felt someone grab my right

leg through the hole. It was the grad student! I almost passed out from the lust I felt. He was 27 and Irish-American, and even more smoking hot up close. We ended

up going back to his apartment.

It turns out that he was from California (graduated from UC Berkeley) and had a long-term girlfriend before coming to Columbia. I asked him why he hadn't even

looked at me back at Earl Hall. He said he had never had gay sex before, that it was his first time at one of these LGB dances, and that even though he thought I

was sexy and that he "really liked" my pants, he was nervous as hell. After I had touched his hand, though, he got so turned on that he overcame his nervousness and

decided to go after me. To me, this made him seen even hotter.

After some conversation, he actually asked, "May I kiss you?" This was a serious turn on for me, and I said, "Of course." For the first few minutes, we only sucked

each other a little. He was rock hard. He then got on top of me and started to rub his cock against mine, and he came within a few minutes (he actually apologized

for that!).

We saw each other again a few days later, and this time we hooked up in my dorm room. I had a roommate, but he had gone home to Long Island for the weekend. This

time, the grad student and I touched, sucked, licked and fucked each other for almost eight hours straight. I licked every inch of his body because I was so turned

on, and this included his beautiful hole, which tasted like heaven. He did the same thing to me, and then I realized how insanely great it felt. I was hooked from

then on.

He's now some big shot in Washington, DC, and I've moved to another state as well, but I think of him often.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 22101/25/2013

tl;dr

by Anonymousreply 22201/25/2013

Abbreviated version for R222:

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by Anonymousreply 22301/25/2013

Sorry, don't know what happened to the formatting. Here it goes again:

I was a 20-year-old undergrad at Columbia University. They used to have these gay LGB") dances (more like a toned-down drunken rave) in the upper level of Earl Hall every First Friday and sometimes on certain Saturdays. At one of these dances, I cruised this stunningly hot grad student the entire night, but I couldn't get him to make eye contact. It was a cold night, and he was wearing a flannel shirt and Levi's. Meanwhile, I was wearing a polo shirt and tight jeans that were torn where my thighs met my ass cheeks (slut-in-training).

At one point, he was half-sitting on a table, with his hands on top of it to each side. I worked up the courage to sit next to his right side (as close as I dared), but he still wouldn't look at me. Over the next several minutes, I moved my left hand by millimeters until I finally made contact with his right hand. Immediately, I felt a jolt of electric energy rush up my left arm, as if I had been burned. I quickly withdrew because all of my courage left me immediately after that. Still, no eye contact.

After the dance ended (about 2 am), I gave up and started heading back to my dorm room in Wien Hall. As I was walking down the stairs, I felt someone grab my right leg through the hole. It was the grad student! I almost passed out from the lust I felt. He was 27 and Irish-American, and even more smoking hot up close. We ended up going back to his apartment.

It turns out that he was from California (graduated from UC Berkeley) and had a long-term girlfriend before coming to Columbia. I asked him why he hadn't even looked at me back at Earl Hall. He said he had never had gay sex before, that it was his first time at one of these LGB dances, and that even though he thought I was sexy and that he "really liked" my pants, he was nervous as hell. After I had touched his hand, though, he got so turned on that he overcame his nervousness and decided to go after me. To me, this made him seen even hotter.

After some conversation, he actually asked, "May I kiss you?" This was a serious turn on for me, and I said, "Of course." For the first few minutes, we only sucked each other a little. He was rock hard. He then got on top of me and started to rub his cock against mine, and he came within a few minutes (he actually apologized for that!).

We saw each other again a few days later, and this time we hooked up in my dorm room. I had a roommate, but he had gone home to Long Island for the weekend. This time, the grad student and I touched, sucked, licked and fucked each other for almost eight hours straight. I licked every inch of his body because I was so turned on, and this included his beautiful hole, which tasted like heaven. He did the same thing to me, and then I realized how insanely great it felt. I was hooked from then on.

He's now some big shot in Washington, DC, and I've moved to another state as well, but I think of him often.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 22401/25/2013

tl;dr

by Anonymousreply 22501/25/2013

Great story, R221. Very hot.

by Anonymousreply 22601/25/2013

Yes, I think it is very hot. I love the smell and taste. I have done it a lot and would do it as often as I can.

by Anonymousreply 22708/11/2013

"Are you kidding? Most men don't even know how to wipe their asses."

Ain't it the truth. I remember some guy who left shit stripes on my sheets...blech.

by Anonymousreply 22808/11/2013

Expert instructions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pXmaYikJoc

by Anonymousreply 22908/11/2013

Of course, OP. In my experience, it is fairly common - I have been with only a few gays who don't do it.

by Anonymousreply 23008/11/2013

I have been eating my str8, married friends ass for over a year now. He loves it! I get a phone call about every two weeks from him wanting his ass eatin. For his birthday a few months back, I bought him a rim chair. He has to hide it from his wife. We have no plans to stop this anytime soon.

by Anonymousreply 23102/28/2014

Gotta lick it before I stick it. Love eating ass. Especially when he spreads his cheeks wide open to give me deeper access. And after fucking it and it's more relaxed and sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 23202/28/2014

there is something so personal and erotic about it

by Anonymousreply 23302/28/2014

Ewwww gross

by Anonymousreply 23402/28/2014

As a straight recipient, let me say it was an unexpected pleasure i won't ever forget... Dong think I'd return the favor though...even though he was a close friend

by Anonymousreply 23502/28/2014

a clean ass, not an unclean ass is a turn on

by Anonymousreply 23703/01/2014

I have never had a shit taste in my mouth while eating ass. I have ate a sweaty ass right after my friend worked out! Make sure the person who is getting the rim job is clean down there.

by Anonymousreply 23803/01/2014

I am guessing your single?

by Anonymousreply 24003/01/2014

I am sure is with comments like that! You must have a really shallow life.

by Anonymousreply 24103/01/2014

On Efukt there's a video called "Rim Job Fail." A little porn actress begins to rim a guy's ass; abruptly she recoils from his hole and exclaims the reason why: "poop!" A guy off-camera says "are you serious?" It was funny.

by Anonymousreply 24203/01/2014

Ain't it stanky and greasy? Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 24303/01/2014

it's a great way to get to know someone

by Anonymousreply 24403/03/2014

Idiot thread.

R236, common sense would suggest that the population of men who don't keep their assholes clean does not overlap much with the population of men who like getting rimmed.

by Anonymousreply 24503/03/2014

I don't just eat ass I feast on ass. Luckily for me all four of my FBs love being rimmed. I do it 1-2 times a week.

by Anonymousreply 24603/03/2014

I've never done it but I'd like to... I assume the person has to have an enema before hand tho?

by Anonymousreply 24703/03/2014

(246) i am sooooo jealous! U r lucky

by Anonymousreply 24803/03/2014

An enema is always a good idea to get completely clean

by Anonymousreply 24903/04/2014

to the bone

by Anonymousreply 25003/04/2014

so is an SOS pad...

by Anonymousreply 25103/04/2014

Wow a successful functioning FB situation? Who knew

by Anonymousreply 25203/04/2014

I always thought eating ass was gross! Until I had the guts to try it for the first time. After that I loved it and couldn't get enough. I have also found that many guys str8, bi, and gay like it!

by Anonymousreply 25303/04/2014

You have da A.I.D.S. because you eat da poo-poo.

by Anonymousreply 25403/04/2014

Not just anyone can do it!

by Anonymousreply 25503/04/2014

I always lick it before I stick it

by Anonymousreply 25603/04/2014

I like to drizzle some pure maple syrup on it first

by Anonymousreply 25703/07/2014

I have used maple syrup before! Honey is another good choice.

by Anonymousreply 25803/20/2014

Some of you are such prudes! Every guy does it in gay porn and now TONS of female porn stars eat ass of the straight male porn stars, especially Manuel Ferrara, so it is VERY prevalent now among straights as well.

by Anonymousreply 25903/20/2014

I am BI and have been eating two of my straight friends asses for over a year now. They don't think its gay or anything. They really enjoy it and don't have the guts to ask thier girlfriends to do it to them. I always have them shower just before I eat them.

by Anonymousreply 26003/20/2014

I ate my next door neighbor's ass after a basketball game, delish and nutrish!!

by Anonymousreply 26103/21/2014

I love eating a nice sweaty ass!!! Yum

by Anonymousreply 26203/21/2014

All I can say is "don't knock it until you try it!" It's not bad as long as the person is clean. Most of the negative comments are from people who have never tried it before. You are missing out!

by Anonymousreply 26303/24/2014

teasing the lips and flicking your tongue inside is highly erotic

by Anonymousreply 26403/27/2014

I guess it's okay as long as the guy isn't so prolapsed that your entire head can fit in.

by Anonymousreply 26503/27/2014

Love eating a rough top's ass while he talks dirty.

by Anonymousreply 26603/27/2014

I love to bury my hungry face up into a hot guy's butt while I'm rolling on E. Woooooeeee!

Doesn't happen often but I tell you it is one of life's true, true pleasures.

by Anonymousreply 26703/27/2014

I read that it has a probiotic effect.

by Anonymousreply 26803/27/2014

gross

by Anonymousreply 26903/27/2014

Eating ass is not gross. Try it sometime! You may like it!

by Anonymousreply 27004/04/2014

How can a sweaty ass be even remotely clean? And what if the person rips one? Genuine questions, here . . .

by Anonymousreply 27104/04/2014

It's high risk for GI illness. You can't tell how clean someone's rectum is. Most microbes are undetectable to your five senses.

Anyone who rims should at least get hepatitis vaccines. Nobody can dispute that.

Do you really want to do something that requires a vaccine?

by Anonymousreply 27204/04/2014

I eat ass like a champ; especially when I am all poppered up.

Slurrrrrrrrp!

by Anonymousreply 27304/04/2014

I have ate ass for years now and have never ever had anyone pass gas in my face. Sweaty ass is great, its has a different taste. Not in a dirty way, but a salty way. I also have quite a few friends that eat ass and no one has ever been sick from it. Not sure where people are getting their info from but unless your eating some homeless person who has never taken a shower or seen a doctor on a regular basis then you will get sick. Every person I have ate has been clean with no problems. I can tell a clean ass from a dirty one. Happy rimming everyone!!!

by Anonymousreply 27404/05/2014

[quote]I can tell a clean ass from a dirty one.

microbes/viruses are undetectable. If you rim a lot of asses at least get tested; you could be spreading hepatitis even though you have no symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 27504/05/2014

I saw people doing it in porn long before I did it and never had any hang ups about it. If that wasn't enough to get me going, the first time someone did it to me and I realized how much pleasure it provided, I wanted very much to give that pleasure as well.

by Anonymousreply 27604/05/2014

I ate my first ass last week and loved every minute of it. I made the guy shower first and it didn't taste dirty at all. He had a good time and I did too. Will be eating him again on Friday. I can't wait!

by Anonymousreply 27704/22/2014

Wow! Thanks for that, R272.

by Anonymousreply 27804/22/2014

I eat ass. i am admiting that eating ass, is my addiction. Slurping those hairy assholes, turns me on so much. Why do i eat ass? Well, haha, Why do you breathe? ass-eating is a natural talent. U either have it, or you dont. I do(: Haha, so yes. I eat ass every FUCKING day, Even in my dreams.

by Anonymousreply 27907/31/2014

New York magazine did an article not too long ago on of all things, "butt play". It seems that anal sex is a very "in" sexual act among heterosexuals these days. It was truly disgusting when the author of the piece related:

"When a male friend admitted he once sat on his willowy blonde ex-girlfriend’s face, I gasped. “But her face was so beautiful!” I protested. He was perhaps double her weight, built like a lumberjack, and hairy from neck to toe. “Were you even clean?” another friend interjected. Imagining her porcelain face wedged up the nastiest part of his body, all I could do was repeat, “But her face was so beautiful!” I said it first in dismay, then as an accusation: “So beautiful! You sat on that beautiful face!” He shrugged, and smiled a smile that can only be described as a shit-eating grin."

Ugh. Another portion of the article stated the advice that Cosmopolitan gives young women who want to pleasure their guy's assholes with their tongue. If your lover has a lot of hair down there, just "part the hair with your fingers" and go to town.

by Anonymousreply 28007/31/2014
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