If yes, how were you talked into doing it the first time? Were you drunk? Did it happen while you were showering together?
Do you eat ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 280||07/31/2014|
No, none of the grocery stores around me sell that type of meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/23/2012|
It looked good so I stuck my tongue in there. No regrets. Instinctive, and I'm glad I did it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/23/2012|
I don't, never would, but love having it done to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/23/2012|
Only do it to twinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/23/2012|
YES! Oh hell yes.
I only did it the first time because a guy did it to me and it felt amazing. I wanted to return the favor.
Not much turns me on more.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/23/2012|
well , alright maybe just a bite.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/23/2012|
EWWW ... I can't even bring myself to eat a hard boiled egg.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/23/2012|
Hard boiled eggs are delicious, ass, not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/23/2012|
Knife and fork, but only if it's medium rare.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/23/2012|
I practically gag when my tongue touches tapioca!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/23/2012|
Why the hate?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/23/2012|
Yes, but it takes me hours to browse through the whole produce section at Whole Foods, squeezing them to see if they are firm , sniffing them to see if they are ripe, and of course always making sure they are just at the peak of perfection age wise.
By the time I manage to get one home that I like, I'm almost too tired to bother eating it .
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/23/2012|
R13, where exactly do you think eggs come from?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/23/2012|
Yum, me loves some hot ass canal!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/23/2012|
I get prety close to that dark center, but I don't go in. I try but I just cannot bring myself to full-on rim the rosebud. But I love getting so close, licking and kissing ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/23/2012|
I like the old days when you could go down to your local meat market and actually select the one you wanted to eat.
Nowadays everything is so cleverly wrapped and packaged to look all lean ,healthy and appetizing. But when you get it home and get it unwrapped , it's mostly all fat on the bottom, well past its' prime and too tough to enjoy.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/23/2012|
Love hole with poppers
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/23/2012|
Love the sight of a guy on all fours waiting to get his ass worked over with my tongue and I love getting in that position too!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/23/2012|
Shove a stick of butter in it !
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/23/2012|
The skin inside the pucker is so smooth, absolute heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/23/2012|
Is ass kosher?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/23/2012|
So, ass eaters, do you just kiss the hole or do you get all up in there? I just don't think I could do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/23/2012|
R28, you get up all in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/23/2012|
He did. Then I did. We both enjoyed.
Then in the goddamn morning, he mentioned we should never do it again. I was disgusting. I was shamed and kicked him away.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/23/2012|
It's like licking an ice cream cone, once you lick down below the rim of the cone. Except that it's all hot and juicy and hopefully nut-free.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/23/2012|
[quote]I was disgusting. I was shamed and kicked him away.
Girls, girls, girls, you gotta wash it first ..inside and out !
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/23/2012|
Yes I eat ass. I lick deep and try to get ny tongue way up him. He really loves it.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/23/2012|
A couple picked me up a couple of weeks ago, and one of the partners ate my ass out for like an HOUR.
I was in fucking heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/23/2012|
[quote] Love hole with poppers
Jalapeno or cheddar?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/23/2012|
Yeah, similar to what somebody else said. One of my very first tricks when was 19 did it to me, so I wanted to return the favor. I enjoy receiving -- it is heavenly -- but I love even more to rim a guy and hear him moaning in pleasure, his eyes closed, his mouth softly open, in pure bliss.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/23/2012|
Been fascinated by male ass since I was like 8...nothing better than rimming a nice full, round, jiggly furry meloned ass! That's good eats!!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/23/2012|
If it smells even remotely like bm then I won't go anywhere near it, but if he's douched & showered then it turns me on so much I transform into an ass-crazed, grunting animal. I usually start off with little, teasing flicks of the tongue around his hole, and before I know it I'm deep frenching his butt and telling him however good this feels it's just a warm up to the main event. I'm pretty hung too so it helps to get a guy nice and relaxed with a bit of tongue-work.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/23/2012|
When a guy is rimming me, I feel something pleasant for the first couple of minutes or so, and then after that, nothing much. Although I like the nastiness of it. But then roles get reversed...and the guy seems to enjoy giving more than I enjoy receiving. I mean, it's not awful; it's fine. But after a while, I don't really feel all that much other than a lot of wetness.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/24/2012|
Would getting penetrated with his tongue make the difference, R39?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/24/2012|
Yes, and no one had to talk me into it. It's always been instinctual, as someone else said. I was honestly shocked to find that there are people who are opposed to it. To me, it's like being opposed to kissing with tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/24/2012|
So do all you ass-eaters get Hep shots?
I want to do it but I'm too afraid of catching something nasty. I mean, even if you wash it real good, there's still gotta be bacteria there, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/24/2012|
R40. I was including penetration of the tongue in my assessment (R39) of the whole rimming experience. That's all part of my feelings (or lack thereof).
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/24/2012|
the fuck is wrong with you people?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/24/2012|
SHA REEK. POO?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/24/2012|
The reasons I started eating ass are many, but here are the main ones.
1. I realized it was a great way to avoid ejaculation. No sacred sperm is wasted by eating ass.
2. I was inspired by watching the family dog cleaning his own ass. He seemed to really enjoy it, but I knew better than to get involved lest I commit any man on dog transgressions. And, alas, I am not flexible enough to tend to myself. So I started eating the asses of men rather than canines, tempting as it was. I can control my urges, you dog fucking perverts!
3. It was something of a spiritual endeavor. I wanted to know myself and face my origins. I wanted to dive right into the wild and frothy mixture from which I was born. Its not some kind of weirdo hindu, buddhist thing. I just think that in order to embrace good, traditional family values its vital to really focus on our very foundations, even when they seem a bit messy.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/24/2012|
Fuck yeah. It's not proper sex without ass eating.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/24/2012|
I gotta lick it before we kick it.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/24/2012|
Ass. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/24/2012|
R42 all sexually active gay men should get "Hep shots" whether or not they eat ass. Hep A and Hep B vaccinations, absolutely. And if it's been a while have your doc check your blood titers to see if you need a redo.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/24/2012|
Yes, there are all sorts of parasites you can get, R42.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/24/2012|
Exactly, R51. But they will blame it on "food poisoning" every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/24/2012|
This thread is making me horny as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/24/2012|
I would rather eat ass then any other sex act. I can cum just doing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/24/2012|
Did you all know that more Americans are dying from Hepatitis C now than from AIDS? Use a barrier.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/24/2012|
I actually prefer eating ass from escorts - they are much cleaner than regular guys. I said it here before and I will say it again, but the best ass I ever had belonged to a porn star of 5, maybe 10 years ago named Tino Lopez. I hired him several times and he was worth every dollar.
I would love to hire him again but once his baby son learned to talk and started to grow up he unfortunately gave up escorting.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/24/2012|
[quote]I would love to hire him again but once his baby son learned to talk and started to grow up he unfortunately gave up escorting.
May I use that as the opening line in my next novel?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/24/2012|
Where in my post did I say even try to "claim" Tino was straight R57?
LOL, of course R58 use it! Now that is a novel I would read!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/24/2012|
Why would he have to give up escorting, R56? Does getting his ass eaten out and being a father conflict for some reason?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/24/2012|
Let's break this down for those who find it difficult to believe that some of us would enjoy eating ass.
1) An ass can be very beautiful and sexually appealing. Getting close to it and exploring it can be extremely exciting.
2) The ass has nerve endings that are very responsive to sensual stimulation.
3) When one makes love or has sex one gets a great deal of pleasure about giving a great deal of pleasure to one's partner as well as getting one's own pleasure from receiving it directly.
4) While, of course, the ass is the organ of defecation, the ass can be cleaned so that anilingus can be enjoyed without the malodorousness and tastelessness one would associate with facial proximity to feces, especially since rimming can, for a great many, be just that, rimming the hole, rather than actually tongue fucking. (Although of course, there are occupational hazards, as with the mouth's contact with cum, urine, and pre-cum, one does not have to swallow.)
5) Why this should be so hard to understand is beyond most of us who are sexually experienced and have found ass eating to be, if not practiced by all - what sex act is for that matter? - certainly a rather ordinary and common part of sex play.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/24/2012|
Awesome blog for ass eaters:
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/24/2012|
Sure, as long as everything's clean, absolutely.
I have a weakness for muscular black men. The sight of muscular shoulders tapering down go a splayed bubble butt is heaven. You tongue his asshole and balls while you slide your had up and down his rigid dick...listen to him groan and curse it feels so good. Nothing better in this world, until he watches you take his load in your mouth. A horsehung black man's asshole is the sweetest place on earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/24/2012|
Yes, accompanied by his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/24/2012|
Only on very special occassions, like "Assover"
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/24/2012|
I love to get my ass eaten and have always wanted to reciprocate, but I'm afraid the dog might bite me.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/24/2012|
It was explained to me this would be part of my marital duties.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/24/2012|
I ate my straight Puerto Rican bud's ass a while ago.
He was a stripper, too.
Hot to death. Big uncut dick. Beautiful lips (of which he wrapped around my dick several times).
One time we were fucking around with another guy.
My friend was blowing the guy and was on all fours. He turned to me and said, "Why don't you lick my ass".
I did. He had a beautiful, plump ass. Muscular but not over done. Perfect skin.
So, I got in there. I licked. And then my tongue hit something. And the smell was there.
And I decided it was disgusting.
And I ended up cumming on his face.
And though he's married with multiple kids now, I think he's bisexual (yes, a guy who believes in this).
Another time I was fucking around with two guys who were in a relationship with each other. The guy with the enormous bent dick (Cuban) wanted to fuck me with it. I was sucking on his Venezuelan bf's thick cock, and thought about letting him have his way with me.
But, I decided it was going to be me who would fuck his boyfriend while I got his huge bent dick in my mouth.
And the bf's ass was the cleanest thing I've ever seen.
But, it didn't look like a dude's ass. It wasn't hairy. It was too pink. Too primped, if you know what I mean.
So though a beautiful and plump ass, I decided not to rim him simply because it didn't feel like I'd enjoy rimming a non manly hole.
So, there you see the problems with "eating ass".
Oral sex is where it's at.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/24/2012|
Yes, I love it. But not today.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/24/2012|
[quote] I ate my straight Puerto Rican bud's ass a while ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/24/2012|
Not sure why you're ohdearing, r71. Am I missing something?
Bud is short for buddy Granted, a gay guy using it is most likely either a porn fiction writer or trying to sound masculine, "str8 acting." Still, it's acceptable conversational English.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/24/2012|
If he let another guy eat his ass, he's not straight, r72.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/24/2012|
Sex is bad!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/24/2012|
You are misusing "oh, dear" in the DL tradition, then.
Strictly for grammar queens, Toots.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/24/2012|
I don't like the taste of shit and I'm a little cautious about where it comes from.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/24/2012|
I LOVE EATING ASS!
I can have a guy sit on my face while I lick his hole and jerk myself to the best ejaculations. I'm good at it too. I've made guys cum. One thing though. I always sniff before I decide to lick.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/24/2012|
If the guy is hot enough, rimming isn't even a choice...it's an instinctual reflex.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/24/2012|
This is simply not talked about in polite society.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/24/2012|
I love R80.
I just don't understand the folks who get all up in there. May I just get sleeved too easily.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/24/2012|
Don't do it...
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/24/2012|
Chicken Lady Maggie Smith at r80.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/24/2012|
I want to in the animal carnal way, and fantasize about it but I'm held back by poop fear and STD fear.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/24/2012|
Can someone recommend a good ass restaurant in NYC? Close to the theater district and not too expensive.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/24/2012|
I've had all my shots and indulge whenever possible. It's my favorite thing to do - well, second favorite. I do like it better than fellatio.
The worse, though, is an unenthusiastic rimmer. Once someone returned the favor, and though tempted to tell him how, he was a very (ahem) slight acquaintance, and I didn't want to seem a bossy bottom so early in the game. I was bored.
On the other hand, my first bf was a world-class rimmer. If I close my eyes and pretend...
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/24/2012|
Gay men are disgusting, lesbians never do this kind of sick stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/24/2012|
Only when I'm hungry, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/24/2012|
[quote]The skin inside the pucker is so smooth, absolute heaven!
It's not skin. It's colon. Also known as intestine.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/24/2012|
I was with this hot guy and as I lay on my back, he came up to my face and just sat down and I started licking. It took a bit for me to like doing that but now I can't get enough. I don't do it with everyone. I need to be physically attracted to the person and I got to know they have cleaned themselves up down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/24/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/24/2012|
I've eaten ass, leg, arm, balls...
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/24/2012|
Yes, and he poohed.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/25/2012|
R88/R93 Says who?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/25/2012|
yes. love eating ass and love getting my hole eaten. best feeling ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/25/2012|
[quote]Gay men are disgusting, lesbians never do this kind of sick stuff.
Oh bitch, please. Like you never had a slip of the tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/25/2012|
What´s the proper spoon for eating ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/25/2012|
Some of you are terrible at Grammer.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/25/2012|
[quote]Some of you are terrible at Grammer.
Oh Dear... where do I begin with this one?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/25/2012|
You might want to start by pulling the hook out of your mouth, r102.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/25/2012|
I love to rim, its my favorite thing to do with a sex partner I'm very oral. I go on and do other things, but i always come back to his hole for some more hot rimming.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/26/2012|
Yeah baby! Get on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/26/2012|
I love when my butt aten even when they like my couche i feel that all women should love it OH POPPIE
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/05/2012|
Canal and anal be pronounced the same way?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/05/2012|
yes i love to eat ass my name is mark martin... i love eating ass
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/10/2012|
i spell cortctly
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/10/2012|
Sweet Sweet Nectar
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/28/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/28/2012|
Loves me some stank Ass
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/28/2012|
Drunk, quiet corner of the old Frog Pond restaurant in Silver Lake. ...involved parsley.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/28/2012|
I love tossing a twink ass. It makes their dick so hard that you can pull on it like a slot machine and watch their eyes roll a double 7
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/28/2012|
That's why you got the AIDS
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/29/2012|
I can not imagine eating ass that's not fresh out of the shower. I know many a DLer has expressed a taste for grimy dick and ripe balls but man I shudder to think of touching my tongue to even minor crack sweat
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/29/2012|
Yes I have done it before it's amazing. One nite I was camping in my garden and my 32 year old hot aunt came in drunk and sat on my face naked, so I licked her ass and we both loved. I am only 15 and we do it all the time all the time and I sometimes do it when she is a sleep. Best experience ever
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/02/2012|
Eating ass is only hot to me when the guy being "eaten" is both clean and at least reasonably attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/06/2012|
Any lesbian ass eaters here?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/09/2012|
lick lick lick
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/09/2012|
it's always been something I found so lustful and naughty, such a turn on. I've enjoyed it actively and passively with some partners, namely those who were one time secretive hook-ups - I had on FB that it would be regular with but not the hubby doesn't care for it, however it's a major part of all my fantasies. As unpopular as it is to feel this way (at least on DL) I do not care in general for, much less ass munching a hairless, perfumed androgynous muscle bound flesh frame you all seem so crazy about - but to each his own
|by Anonymous||reply 121||06/09/2012|
R115, EAMRPT, why do you bother clearing your cookies?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/09/2012|
That scene is so hot, r120!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/09/2012|
Straight guys LOVE it when I eat their asses because their girlfriends won't do it for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/09/2012|
Nope, that is gross. I barely can kiss hot people because the mouth is gross too.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/09/2012|
Yes! I only wish my tongue was longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/09/2012|
I tried to do that to my sexual partners, but none of them seems to like it. Only one of them let me try, but he only let that happen ONCE.
And, it seems that most of them are into eating mine. I guess that's because most of them are tops.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/09/2012|
Any chance I can. It all started by accident - a young chunky Dominican with a round butt. From then on...
|by Anonymous||reply 128||07/04/2012|
I'll eat ass only if I've just washed it...
|by Anonymous||reply 130||07/13/2012|
love it! but my partner is not into either way, and it is a pretty serious point of sexual frustration for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||07/13/2012|
Just the thought icks me out. It is such a nasty part of the body, why would anyone do that? So vile.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||07/13/2012|
No one talked me into it.
I was with a guy, and we were already turned on and hard, yes, in the shower, and it looked so fresh and clean and I had heard about it so I just did it. He liked it, so I kept doing it.
I'm with R130 I only like to do it after I've cleaned it, and as part of foreplay, so after round 1 of sex, if we hit the shower to clean off before round 2, then I'm usually up for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||07/13/2012|
While I recognize the idiocy of such labels, I wonder whether eating or being eaten is the "top" role.
On the one hand, the ick factor makes receiving the more dominant role. However, having some spread your cheeks and work your hole like a pussy makes it a submissive role.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||07/13/2012|
Do people who do this think about the high risk of contracting hepatitis and other awful diseases/infections. It is not a healthy practice.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||07/13/2012|
Ew, you'll get AIDS or amoebas like Matthew Rush. That's why he's all bloated
|by Anonymous||reply 136||07/13/2012|
Had a bf in NYC who would only rim - no fucking or sucking. It was hot the first few times, but ultimately, I needed more.
Compared notes with his next bf, and he had the same complaint.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||07/13/2012|
r136 - do you really think it's any higher risk of contracting HIV from licking someone's (healthy) butt than any other form of oral stimulation or kissing for that matter?
Also, Matthew Rush is bloated from years of steroid abuse from having his internal organs continue to grow - hence the roid gut. And, even if he did contract something, I doubt that even the average muscle queen, gym bunny has had as many professional and personal liaisons with as many people who also have had a huge number of personal and professional partners.
This level of sex, negative ignorance and hysteria is mindboggling - I guess that's why new HIV infections are actually on the rise.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||07/13/2012|
I've cut down on ass eating since I heard that ass butter is bad for your cholesterol.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||07/13/2012|
I only like to eat ass if I fill it with chocolate pudding and spread melted chocolate on the outside. Bonus points if you add corn kernels to the chocolate pudding.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||07/13/2012|
Is anyone the Master of the Ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||07/13/2012|
I love eating ass. I've made many a man cum by having them sit on my face and eat them to glory.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||07/13/2012|
I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend because he won't eat my ass. He won't even lick my balls because he says they're too close to my butt.
Yet he loooooves for me to toss his salad.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||07/13/2012|
My personal ultimate fetish since day one! Nothing i crave more...
|by Anonymous||reply 144||07/13/2012|
my favorite thing to do in bed, even better than actually fucking a guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||07/13/2012|
I agree r145. I love giving more than receiving.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||07/13/2012|
Love it. But he has to be hot, and i have to be able to fuck him afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||07/13/2012|
bump for more
|by Anonymous||reply 148||08/15/2012|
Yes, it's one of my two favorite sex acts. I like it a bit musky - not fecal, of course, but maybe a couple of hours post-shower.
Have any of you ever eaten out your BF or FWB right after he's gone jogging or played sports? HEAVEN.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||08/15/2012|
Marcus seems to love it, but as you can imagine I hardly enjoy it.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/12/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/12/2012|
[quote] BF or FWB right after he's gone jogging or played sports? HEAVEN.
What is the third acronym?
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/12/2012|
HELL YEAH & I LUV IT!... Ive always luved eatin ass... I still remember that very first time I went down on my girlfriend her pussy looked, smelt & tasted so fukin good I needed more. I just couldnt help nyself from gettin caught up in the moment and deciedin that I had to taste her ass... and it was devine; ;-). however eatin a guys ass is entirely different simply because guys have such a hell of alot more around their ass holes and dont often man scape themselves
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/16/2012|
and for good reasons, men smell better too.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/16/2012|
"and for good reasons, men smell better too."
Are you kidding? Most men don't even know how to wipe their asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/16/2012|
Heifer eldergays ask very empty nothings, R153.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/16/2012|
it can be very sensuous
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/17/2012|
Ya are sick asshole find omething else to do
|by Anonymous||reply 160||11/19/2012|
My fave thing to do is to take a sip of hard liquor and apply it to his rosebud.. with my tongue. Again and again. And again. Relentlessly. The warm alcohol tingle gets him so fucking HOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||11/20/2012|
I do eat ass if it is clean, shaved, and male. Maybe because my first encounter with a true pervert was a man who gave me a ride to school, with one stop on the way. In a hotel room, he removed my clothes, lay me out on a massage table, and gave me a very thorough and deep tongue bath. Just writing these words makes my butt quiver. Nothin' like it, man.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||12/01/2012|
Ohh yeah. I love two nice buns in my burger.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||12/01/2012|
R162 [italic] NAILED [/italic] it. I do the same thing and drives my straight buds up a fucking WALL!
Nothing, I love more.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||12/01/2012|
I was lucky, my parents were quite forward-thinking and introduced us to many things when we were too young to remember, so we've been comfortable with these things our entire life.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||12/01/2012|
"I do the same thing and drives my straight buds up a fucking WALL!"
No "straight" would allow another man's tongue to get anywhere near his "rosebud", dear. Your "buds" are homos who love getting rimmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||12/01/2012|
Does white ass have a different taste than latin ass usually?
|by Anonymous||reply 168||12/01/2012|
"Beverly, dear, you have a piece of doo-doo on your tongue."
|by Anonymous||reply 169||12/01/2012|
Being a bottom I like a good rimming from a top, but some guys want to camp down there all day. After about 10 minutes, I just want them to fuck me. I've had many guys tell me how good my ass tastes. After I kiss them I have to say my ass tastes pretty good. But when I've eaten ass, um, it does not taste like what I'm kissing after they have rimmed me.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||12/01/2012|
No, I just raise them, my donkeys
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/24/2013|
Good God, no! That is fucking gross. I don't care how much you scrub it or douche it, it's still a nasty ass. Shit comes outta there and that's fucking nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/24/2013|
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/24/2013|
It's sounds utterly disgusting. I just couldn't. Nothing south of the waist. No, no, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/24/2013|
Dey eat da poo-poo.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||01/24/2013|
No, I do not eat ass. I am afraid of 'Doody Accidents'
|by Anonymous||reply 176||01/24/2013|
A great way to contract salmonella, intestinal parasites, e-coli poisoning, hepatitis, and many other illnesses. No matter how much you scrub that manhole, it's a treasure-trove of filth. I'm a physician's assistant (and yes, I too am gay) and I see the results of rimming all the time in my office. Very few of you will care about what I have to say and my warnings will fall on deaf ears, but I still try to get the word out.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||01/24/2013|
Party Pooper, R177!
|by Anonymous||reply 178||01/25/2013|
Only when I order the calamari.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/25/2013|
R177 Tell us more about your job; what stuff you do and what patients tell you.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||01/25/2013|
Forgive me, I am what you guys disrespectfully call a "frau" but I am curious. Do most/all gay men actually lick each other's bottoms? That seems highly unhealthy. I Googled rimming and the list of potential health dangers seem to far outweigh any sexual benefits. The idea of doing something like this turns my stomach. I've never heard of straight people doing this. Maybe they do, but maybe I am just too sheltered.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||01/25/2013|
This thread is obviously full of bottoms. HELL YES I EAT ASS!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/25/2013|
[quote]I've never heard of straight people doing this.
When I was in college and sexually inexperienced, I knew a straight girl who LOVED getting rimmed. I told her I thought it sounded gross, and she said "Don't knock it till you've tried it!"
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/25/2013|
No matter how many douches one endures, there is always a little residue of excrement left (sometimes not visible to the naked eye), not to mention bacteria and parasites present. The thought of ingesting anyone's poo makes me vomit a bucketful. Wait until the dormant hepatitis in your system activates and you turn fucking yellow and your liver shuts down from years of eating bodily waste. Then where will you be?
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/25/2013|
Bullshit. If you douiche your ass is as clean as a new born babys. Its like washing a bowl in the sink. Clean as a whistle. Fuck off Pollyanna. Go back to your church revival meeting.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||01/25/2013|
[quote]No matter how many douches one endures, there is always a little residue of excrement left (sometimes not visible to the naked eye)
Uh, I'd certainly hope it wouldn't be visible to the naked eye.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||01/25/2013|
R185, No you don't. No it isn't. No they don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||01/25/2013|
R183 No you don't. No it isn't. No they don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||01/25/2013|
I second R185 is an idiot troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||01/25/2013|
i love doing it...not too keen on receiving but if a guy really wants to, fine. what are the legitimate risks that are actually likely to occur? granted, this is not just eating any ole filthy ass, and understanding that there isn't one that's truly safe and clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||01/25/2013|
R177 can probably tell you about all the guys who come in for treatment who claim they ate some bad sushi. Bad sushi is code for "ass."
|by Anonymous||reply 193||01/25/2013|
R181, R188, R189...
It is absolutely bizarre for any person -- gay or straight to claim they personally know a lot of straight people doing a certain sexual act.
It is equally ridiculous to say you don't know any straight person who does it.
Do people really share with you all the things they do in bed?
Besides, if you google "analingus" rather than "rimming", you'll see there's quite a bit of discussion on the web about it, including from straight people.
Sex and the City may have been really about gay men, but after the rimming episode, interest reportedly went way up ...
|by Anonymous||reply 194||01/25/2013|
This is kinda fucked up, but I'm a Black Top and will only eat white, asian or Latino ass that is completely, and I mean completely shaven and freshly showered.
Me eating ass is a recent development. I think it started with some buff Asian on the UES I used to pound. His hole was perfect and I had to give eating it a shot.
I very rarely fuck black guys anyway, not because I'm not attracted to them but because they're constantly trying to fuck ME and are uninterested in anything else.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||01/25/2013|
Amen R194. Look at the dolt at R192 speaking for all straight people and then thinks she knows "the gay way".
R192, get a clue. You have met many straight people but know nothing about everything they do. much less EVER!
And if you can read this thread, "the gay way" includes a lot of people who don't like it.
Now kindly get your homophobic shit the fuck off this board.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||01/25/2013|
What is up with this frau invasion, especially on this thread? Obnoxious straight women who think they know everything everybody does in bed?
Go back to what I said at R194. Google analingus. You're completely wrong.
There are even articles about men getting "lost" during cunnilingus and mixing in analingus.
You have no idea what kind of kink straight people are into. There are plenty of studies showing that gay men's actual sex lives are just as mundane and routine as yours are, with just as much kink in the minority going on.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||01/25/2013|
R195, if you come over right now to Brooklyn not only will jump in the shower again, I will stay in until you ring my door bell to insure I am cleaner than freshly-fallen snow in a Vermont forest. I will pay your cab fare in both directions.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||01/25/2013|
R192 I am a straight woman. I have had several men give me analingus over the years. My live-in boyfriend loves my asshole and worships it almost nightly. I will rim him, but only in the shower after I scrub it good and clean. LOL. Don't speak for me, and don't be such a homophobic cunt. There, I said it.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/25/2013|
I like you R200. You're my kinda girl. I am gay and I don't lick the booty, but we're all individuals with our own "taste".
|by Anonymous||reply 201||01/25/2013|
r200 just gave me a visual of Bea Arthur rimming Gene Saks. Thanks, r200...
|by Anonymous||reply 202||01/25/2013|
Yes, and I love when they fart on my tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/25/2013|
Well perhaps if you ate ass or had your ass eaten you would be less tense r203.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||01/25/2013|
It should be mandatory that everyone at least 'tries' analingus. Hepatitis and intestinal parasites are way underrated. E-Coli is a riot. They can be fun. Damn all you people who are depriving your tongues of tasting filth.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||01/25/2013|
People actually do this? Ugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/25/2013|
This is the most digusting thread ever. Scat is gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||01/25/2013|
The ass is actually cleaner than a mouth, after showering. There is no bacteria or residue. It is very clean. Rimming is a wonderful part of the sexual diet and anyone who doesn't indulge is a self-loather. Some people are such idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||01/25/2013|
OP are you Chris Meloni?
|by Anonymous||reply 210||01/25/2013|
I just cannot imagine licking a hole where shit comes out. I don't care how many times it's been washed and scrubbed with a Brillo pad. Your tongue is going where thousands of bacteria-ridden stinking rotten turds have passed. Horrible. No, not all gay men are into this. I think it's a small percentage. The same percentage as S&M'ers, fisters, hardcore dopers and scat fetishists. A very small number. My friends and I have discussed our sexual habits in depth with one another and none of us rim or bareback!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||01/25/2013|
Bull shit, R211. I think MOST gay men do rim. If not, I guess I just have the most irresistable ass ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||01/25/2013|
I enjoy watching rimming in porn, but it totally makes me limp and disinterested in real life. Weirdly enough, things I like in real life such as sucking and being a top are boring to watch in porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||01/25/2013|
Is this you, R204?
|by Anonymous||reply 214||01/25/2013|
[quote]Hetero men love VAGINAS, not asses. That is what makes them straight.
Are you really this stupid? Women have asses, too. And I'm gay because I love MEN, not asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||01/25/2013|
ya'll some prudish gays
|by Anonymous||reply 216||01/25/2013|
No, R216. Most of us just don't 'eat the poo poo'.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||01/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 218||01/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 219||01/25/2013|
I only date guys who don't poop, so eating ass doesn't concern me.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||01/25/2013|
I was a 20-year-old undergrad at Columbia University. They used to have these gay ("LGB") dances (more like a toned-down drunken rave) in the upper level of Earl
Hall every First Friday and sometimes on certain Saturdays. At one of these dances, I cruised this stunningly hot grad student the entire night, but I couldn't get
him to make eye contact. It was a cold night, and he was wearing a flannel shirt and Levi's. Meanwhile, I was wearing a polo shirt and tight jeans that were torn
where my thighs met my ass cheeks (slut-in-training).
At one point, he was half-sitting on a table, with his hands on top of it to each side. I worked up the courage to sit next to his right side (as close as I dared),
but he still wouldn't look at me. Over the next several minutes, I moved my left hand by millimeters until I finally made contact with his right hand. Immediately,
I felt a jolt of electric energy rush up my left arm, as if I had been burned. I quickly withdrew because all of my courage left me immediately after that. Still,
no eye contact.
After the dance ended (about 2 am), I gave up and started heading back to my dorm room in Wien Hall. As I was walking down the stairs, I felt someone grab my right
leg through the hole. It was the grad student! I almost passed out from the lust I felt. He was 27 and Irish-American, and even more smoking hot up close. We ended
up going back to his apartment.
It turns out that he was from California (graduated from UC Berkeley) and had a long-term girlfriend before coming to Columbia. I asked him why he hadn't even
looked at me back at Earl Hall. He said he had never had gay sex before, that it was his first time at one of these LGB dances, and that even though he thought I
was sexy and that he "really liked" my pants, he was nervous as hell. After I had touched his hand, though, he got so turned on that he overcame his nervousness and
decided to go after me. To me, this made him seen even hotter.
After some conversation, he actually asked, "May I kiss you?" This was a serious turn on for me, and I said, "Of course." For the first few minutes, we only sucked
each other a little. He was rock hard. He then got on top of me and started to rub his cock against mine, and he came within a few minutes (he actually apologized
We saw each other again a few days later, and this time we hooked up in my dorm room. I had a roommate, but he had gone home to Long Island for the weekend. This
time, the grad student and I touched, sucked, licked and fucked each other for almost eight hours straight. I licked every inch of his body because I was so turned
on, and this included his beautiful hole, which tasted like heaven. He did the same thing to me, and then I realized how insanely great it felt. I was hooked from
He's now some big shot in Washington, DC, and I've moved to another state as well, but I think of him often.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||01/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 222||01/25/2013|
Abbreviated version for R222:
|by Anonymous||reply 223||01/25/2013|
Sorry, don't know what happened to the formatting. Here it goes again:
I was a 20-year-old undergrad at Columbia University. They used to have these gay LGB") dances (more like a toned-down drunken rave) in the upper level of Earl Hall every First Friday and sometimes on certain Saturdays. At one of these dances, I cruised this stunningly hot grad student the entire night, but I couldn't get him to make eye contact. It was a cold night, and he was wearing a flannel shirt and Levi's. Meanwhile, I was wearing a polo shirt and tight jeans that were torn where my thighs met my ass cheeks (slut-in-training).
At one point, he was half-sitting on a table, with his hands on top of it to each side. I worked up the courage to sit next to his right side (as close as I dared), but he still wouldn't look at me. Over the next several minutes, I moved my left hand by millimeters until I finally made contact with his right hand. Immediately, I felt a jolt of electric energy rush up my left arm, as if I had been burned. I quickly withdrew because all of my courage left me immediately after that. Still, no eye contact.
After the dance ended (about 2 am), I gave up and started heading back to my dorm room in Wien Hall. As I was walking down the stairs, I felt someone grab my right leg through the hole. It was the grad student! I almost passed out from the lust I felt. He was 27 and Irish-American, and even more smoking hot up close. We ended up going back to his apartment.
It turns out that he was from California (graduated from UC Berkeley) and had a long-term girlfriend before coming to Columbia. I asked him why he hadn't even looked at me back at Earl Hall. He said he had never had gay sex before, that it was his first time at one of these LGB dances, and that even though he thought I was sexy and that he "really liked" my pants, he was nervous as hell. After I had touched his hand, though, he got so turned on that he overcame his nervousness and decided to go after me. To me, this made him seen even hotter.
After some conversation, he actually asked, "May I kiss you?" This was a serious turn on for me, and I said, "Of course." For the first few minutes, we only sucked each other a little. He was rock hard. He then got on top of me and started to rub his cock against mine, and he came within a few minutes (he actually apologized for that!).
We saw each other again a few days later, and this time we hooked up in my dorm room. I had a roommate, but he had gone home to Long Island for the weekend. This time, the grad student and I touched, sucked, licked and fucked each other for almost eight hours straight. I licked every inch of his body because I was so turned on, and this included his beautiful hole, which tasted like heaven. He did the same thing to me, and then I realized how insanely great it felt. I was hooked from then on.
He's now some big shot in Washington, DC, and I've moved to another state as well, but I think of him often.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||01/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 225||01/25/2013|
Great story, R221. Very hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||01/25/2013|
Yes, I think it is very hot. I love the smell and taste. I have done it a lot and would do it as often as I can.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||08/11/2013|
"Are you kidding? Most men don't even know how to wipe their asses."
Ain't it the truth. I remember some guy who left shit stripes on my sheets...blech.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||08/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 229||08/11/2013|
Of course, OP. In my experience, it is fairly common - I have been with only a few gays who don't do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||08/11/2013|
I have been eating my str8, married friends ass for over a year now. He loves it! I get a phone call about every two weeks from him wanting his ass eatin. For his birthday a few months back, I bought him a rim chair. He has to hide it from his wife. We have no plans to stop this anytime soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||02/28/2014|
Gotta lick it before I stick it. Love eating ass. Especially when he spreads his cheeks wide open to give me deeper access. And after fucking it and it's more relaxed and sensitive.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||02/28/2014|
there is something so personal and erotic about it
|by Anonymous||reply 233||02/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 234||02/28/2014|
As a straight recipient, let me say it was an unexpected pleasure i won't ever forget... Dong think I'd return the favor though...even though he was a close friend
|by Anonymous||reply 235||02/28/2014|
a clean ass, not an unclean ass is a turn on
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/01/2014|
I have never had a shit taste in my mouth while eating ass. I have ate a sweaty ass right after my friend worked out! Make sure the person who is getting the rim job is clean down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/01/2014|
I am guessing your single?
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/01/2014|
I am sure is with comments like that! You must have a really shallow life.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/01/2014|
On Efukt there's a video called "Rim Job Fail." A little porn actress begins to rim a guy's ass; abruptly she recoils from his hole and exclaims the reason why: "poop!" A guy off-camera says "are you serious?" It was funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/01/2014|
Ain't it stanky and greasy? Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/01/2014|
it's a great way to get to know someone
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/03/2014|
R236, common sense would suggest that the population of men who don't keep their assholes clean does not overlap much with the population of men who like getting rimmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/03/2014|
I don't just eat ass I feast on ass. Luckily for me all four of my FBs love being rimmed. I do it 1-2 times a week.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/03/2014|
I've never done it but I'd like to... I assume the person has to have an enema before hand tho?
|by Anonymous||reply 247||03/03/2014|
(246) i am sooooo jealous! U r lucky
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/03/2014|
An enema is always a good idea to get completely clean
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/04/2014|
to the bone
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/04/2014|
so is an SOS pad...
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/04/2014|
Wow a successful functioning FB situation? Who knew
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/04/2014|
I always thought eating ass was gross! Until I had the guts to try it for the first time. After that I loved it and couldn't get enough. I have also found that many guys str8, bi, and gay like it!
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/04/2014|
You have da A.I.D.S. because you eat da poo-poo.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/04/2014|
Not just anyone can do it!
|by Anonymous||reply 255||03/04/2014|
I always lick it before I stick it
|by Anonymous||reply 256||03/04/2014|
I like to drizzle some pure maple syrup on it first
|by Anonymous||reply 257||03/07/2014|
I have used maple syrup before! Honey is another good choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||03/20/2014|
Some of you are such prudes! Every guy does it in gay porn and now TONS of female porn stars eat ass of the straight male porn stars, especially Manuel Ferrara, so it is VERY prevalent now among straights as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||03/20/2014|
I am BI and have been eating two of my straight friends asses for over a year now. They don't think its gay or anything. They really enjoy it and don't have the guts to ask thier girlfriends to do it to them. I always have them shower just before I eat them.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||03/20/2014|
I ate my next door neighbor's ass after a basketball game, delish and nutrish!!
|by Anonymous||reply 261||03/21/2014|
I love eating a nice sweaty ass!!! Yum
|by Anonymous||reply 262||03/21/2014|
All I can say is "don't knock it until you try it!" It's not bad as long as the person is clean. Most of the negative comments are from people who have never tried it before. You are missing out!
|by Anonymous||reply 263||03/24/2014|
teasing the lips and flicking your tongue inside is highly erotic
|by Anonymous||reply 264||03/27/2014|
I guess it's okay as long as the guy isn't so prolapsed that your entire head can fit in.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||03/27/2014|
Love eating a rough top's ass while he talks dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||03/27/2014|
I love to bury my hungry face up into a hot guy's butt while I'm rolling on E. Woooooeeee!
Doesn't happen often but I tell you it is one of life's true, true pleasures.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||03/27/2014|
I read that it has a probiotic effect.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||03/27/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 269||03/27/2014|
Eating ass is not gross. Try it sometime! You may like it!
|by Anonymous||reply 270||04/04/2014|
How can a sweaty ass be even remotely clean? And what if the person rips one? Genuine questions, here . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 271||04/04/2014|
It's high risk for GI illness. You can't tell how clean someone's rectum is. Most microbes are undetectable to your five senses.
Anyone who rims should at least get hepatitis vaccines. Nobody can dispute that.
Do you really want to do something that requires a vaccine?
|by Anonymous||reply 272||04/04/2014|
I eat ass like a champ; especially when I am all poppered up.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||04/04/2014|
I have ate ass for years now and have never ever had anyone pass gas in my face. Sweaty ass is great, its has a different taste. Not in a dirty way, but a salty way. I also have quite a few friends that eat ass and no one has ever been sick from it. Not sure where people are getting their info from but unless your eating some homeless person who has never taken a shower or seen a doctor on a regular basis then you will get sick. Every person I have ate has been clean with no problems. I can tell a clean ass from a dirty one. Happy rimming everyone!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 274||04/05/2014|
[quote]I can tell a clean ass from a dirty one.
microbes/viruses are undetectable. If you rim a lot of asses at least get tested; you could be spreading hepatitis even though you have no symptoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||04/05/2014|
I saw people doing it in porn long before I did it and never had any hang ups about it. If that wasn't enough to get me going, the first time someone did it to me and I realized how much pleasure it provided, I wanted very much to give that pleasure as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||04/05/2014|
I ate my first ass last week and loved every minute of it. I made the guy shower first and it didn't taste dirty at all. He had a good time and I did too. Will be eating him again on Friday. I can't wait!
|by Anonymous||reply 277||04/22/2014|
Wow! Thanks for that, R272.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||04/22/2014|
I eat ass. i am admiting that eating ass, is my addiction. Slurping those hairy assholes, turns me on so much. Why do i eat ass? Well, haha, Why do you breathe? ass-eating is a natural talent. U either have it, or you dont. I do(: Haha, so yes. I eat ass every FUCKING day, Even in my dreams.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||07/31/2014|
New York magazine did an article not too long ago on of all things, "butt play". It seems that anal sex is a very "in" sexual act among heterosexuals these days. It was truly disgusting when the author of the piece related:
"When a male friend admitted he once sat on his willowy blonde ex-girlfriend’s face, I gasped. “But her face was so beautiful!” I protested. He was perhaps double her weight, built like a lumberjack, and hairy from neck to toe. “Were you even clean?” another friend interjected. Imagining her porcelain face wedged up the nastiest part of his body, all I could do was repeat, “But her face was so beautiful!” I said it first in dismay, then as an accusation: “So beautiful! You sat on that beautiful face!” He shrugged, and smiled a smile that can only be described as a shit-eating grin."
Ugh. Another portion of the article stated the advice that Cosmopolitan gives young women who want to pleasure their guy's assholes with their tongue. If your lover has a lot of hair down there, just "part the hair with your fingers" and go to town.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||07/31/2014|