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The Golden Girls Trivia Thread

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According to Rose, The Journal of Abnormal WHAT is published in St. Olaf?

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by Anonymousreply 202/12/2012

Why was Rose passed over for Butter Queen?

by Anonymousreply 302/12/2012

Churn Tampering.

What was so special about Blanche's date, Mr. Preston Bougainvillea?

by Anonymousreply 402/12/2012

[quote]What was so special about Blanche's date, Mr. Preston Bougainvillea?

He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose.

According to Rose, Christmas without fruitcake is like which other holiday lacking a major part of the celebration?

by Anonymousreply 502/12/2012

Like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy.

What was Blanche's college sorority? (Extra credit: What was Rue McClanahan's?)

by Anonymousreply 602/12/2012

The Alpha Gams.

What was Rose's sorority?

by Anonymousreply 702/12/2012

[quote]What was Rose's sorority?

The Alpha Yams.

What was the initial bid on the Jasper DeKimell painting, and which Golden Girl bid first?

by Anonymousreply 802/12/2012

Was it...Get a life loser? LOL

by Anonymousreply 902/12/2012

80s over.

Did this ten billion times.


Get a life OP.

by Anonymousreply 1002/12/2012

Thanks r9 and r10, I finally contribute to a thread, and you assholes kill it.

by Anonymousreply 1102/18/2012

Don't know answer, but like these threads.

by Anonymousreply 1202/18/2012

Just watched the pilot episode. What was the name of the male housekeeper?

by Anonymousreply 1303/10/2012


Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

by Anonymousreply 1403/10/2012

Taking into account recasts, how many actors in total played Dorothy's, Blanche's & Rose's kids? Extra points if you can name all the actors.

by Anonymousreply 1503/10/2012

[quote]Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

Cary Grant!

When the girls' new toilet was delivered, who did Dorothy claim was at the door?

by Anonymousreply 1603/10/2012

A little girl selling girl scout toilets.

According to Sofia, how deep does Blanche's bath have to be to cover her "ample bosom"?

by Anonymousreply 1703/10/2012

She only had to sit in an inch of water!

When the Girls went to the funeral home to plan Freida Claxton's service, what was the name of the funeral director? Bonus points if you can tell me what Sophia threatened to do to him.

by Anonymousreply 1803/10/2012

Trick question: it was her "perky bosoms", and Sophia asked her if she was just gonna lie in an inch of water.

by Anonymousreply 1903/10/2012

The funeral director was Mr. Pfeiffer (puh-FIE-fer); the P wasn't silent. Sophia asked him how he would like a punch in his puh-face.

by Anonymousreply 2003/10/2012

[quote]The funeral director was Mr. Pfeiffer (puh-FIE-fer); the P wasn't silent. Sophia asked him how he would like a punch in his puh-face.

I just looked up the clip on YouTube, and Dorothy has a funny line that I don't think I'd ever noticed before: "Now, Mr. Puh-feiffer, about the puh-funeral..."

Bea's delivery killed it.

Also, what did the mourner who thought she was at Celia Rubenstein's funeral do when she found out it was Frieda's body in the casket?

by Anonymousreply 2103/10/2012

She kicked the casket.

What was Blanche's never-seen son's name?

by Anonymousreply 2203/10/2012

Trick question R22, Blanche had 4 sons, Biff, Doug, Skippy, and Matthew. None of them ever appeared on Golden Girls, but Matthew appeared on Golden Palace, played by Bill Engvall.

What was the name of the jewel thief couple who lived next door?

by Anonymousreply 2303/10/2012

The Mcdowells.

What is the word Rose uses for the exact moment when dog doo turns white?

by Anonymousreply 2403/10/2012

Gerchuckaknocken...or something like that....

Who is Aunt Angel's favourite niece?

by Anonymousreply 2503/10/2012

That's Aunt Angela, obv.

by Anonymousreply 2603/10/2012

Dorothy's cousin, Graziella

What was the name of George Hearne's character who played the wolf in Henny Penny?

by Anonymousreply 2703/10/2012

Frank Nan.

Blanche gives away Rose's teddy bear. Name that bear.

by Anonymousreply 2803/11/2012

If I had to do the same again, I would my friend... FERNANDO!

Name Rose's other teddy bear that she refuses to part with at the garage sale.

by Anonymousreply 2903/11/2012

Mr. Longfellow.

Rose's blind sister, Lily, had a seeing-eye dog. Name that dog.

by Anonymousreply 3003/11/2012

[quote]Rose's blind sister, Lily, had a seeing-eye dog. Name that dog.


How many tabs of ecstasy did Dorothy do before she went shopping for a wedding dress?

by Anonymousreply 3103/11/2012

"How many tabs of ecstasy did Dorothy do before she went shopping for a wedding dress?"

14! One for each roll of toilet paper.

How did Cindy Lou Peeples first husband die?

by Anonymousreply 3203/11/2012

"Taking into account recasts, how many actors in total played Dorothy's, Blanche's & Rose's kids? Extra points if you can name all the actors."

Since no one answered this, I'm gonna say 8?

1 Kate Zbornak

1 Michael Zbornak

2 Kirsten Nylunds

1 Bridget (?) Nylund (is that the name of Rose's daughter who fucks Michael Zbornak?)

2 Rebecca Devereauxs

1 Janet Devereaux

I can't name any of the actors, though.

by Anonymousreply 3303/11/2012

Cindy Lou's husband died in a tar accident!

(That's one of my favorite episodes...)

When Blanche complains of writer's block, what does Sophia suggest is worse?

by Anonymousreply 3403/11/2012

Sophia says constipation is worse. I believe the actual dialogue is something like "Try not having a bowel movement for three days."

When Cousin Magda is in town, Dorothy recommends some books to her, including the autobiography of a certain game show host/hostess. Name the celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 3503/11/2012

Vanna White. It's a hell of a book.

How was Phil dressed for burial?

by Anonymousreply 3603/11/2012

R33 ... Kate Zbornak was shown twice, with two different actresses playing her I know Scott Jacoby played Michael Zbornak. I recall he being in the Melissa Gilbert version of Diary of Anne Frank.

by Anonymousreply 3703/11/2012

"How was Phil dressed for burial?"

In a teddy.

Q: What did Rose say that her name is similar to?

ex: "My name is Rose, as in..."

by Anonymousreply 3803/11/2012

[quote]ex: "My name is Rose, as in..

...rows in a movie theater. (Then the inspector says, "Or like the flower" and Rose replies with surprise, "Yes, I guess that too!")

What was the song that Ringo from Beatlemania wrote for Dorothy, and which had her sprinting out to the parking lot?

by Anonymousreply 3903/11/2012

"What was the song that Ringo from Beatlemania wrote for Dorothy, and which had her sprinting out to the parking lot?"

Dot, Dot, what a girl I got.

BTW, he played George, not Ringo.

Which actress did Sophia miss out on seeing as Evita at the Burt Reynolds dinner theater?

by Anonymousreply 4003/11/2012

Ruth Buzzi.

What excuse did Dorothy give Stan for not inviting him to her wedding in the finale?

by Anonymousreply 4103/12/2012

"The list was alphabetical....the Zionists aren't speaking to me either"

What was the name of the hotel where the murder mystery weekend took place?

by Anonymousreply 4203/12/2012

They did a pretty good job when they cast the second Kate Zbornak in finding an actress who was fairly similar to the first one. Not like the two Kirsten Nylunds and Rebecca Devereauxs, who were completely different types.

by Anonymousreply 4303/12/2012

I disagree R43, the first Kate was a chubby, round-faced redhead. The second was a very thin brunette who looked a bit like Bea Arthur.

by Anonymousreply 4403/12/2012

According to Sophia, there are two things that every Sicilian knows: The first is that when pasta sticks to a wall, it's done. What's the second thing?

by Anonymousreply 4503/12/2012

Is it, "when a body sticks to cement, it's dead?" I think I got the words wrong.

What was the alias Hitler used to teach Rose's history class?

by Anonymousreply 4603/12/2012

My friends wathched that show when they were in a hospice dying of the AID

by Anonymousreply 4703/12/2012

I don't understand your comment r47 . Was that an attempt at humor or are you challenged?

by Anonymousreply 4803/12/2012

Which child wanted to marry the colored gal?

by Anonymousreply 4903/12/2012

R48-- My left titty nipple has an eyeball. Did you understand that one? Now that I just summarily dismissed you, aint it time for your half price, Monday afternnon eldergay bath house visit?

by Anonymousreply 5003/12/2012

R49 it was Michael Zbornak who married Lorraine.

R44 - was the second Kate the same actress who played Jenny Piccolo on Happy Days?

R41 - what is the answer?

What is Blanche's father's first name?

by Anonymousreply 5103/12/2012

I see r50 . Challenged it is. Thanks for clearing that up.

by Anonymousreply 5203/12/2012

R51 ... Curtis.

by Anonymousreply 5303/12/2012

R53 here. Forgot to post my question: what was the name of Blanche's Jewish ancestor, and where was she from?

by Anonymousreply 5403/12/2012

Feldman! She was a Feldman, damn it! From Buffalo!

by Anonymousreply 5503/12/2012

R55 ... And if I recall her first name was something like Rosalie.

by Anonymousreply 5603/12/2012

Name the actress who played Young Dorothy in some Brooklyn flashbacks.

BONUS: Name the notorious TV series that actress worked on as a writer.

by Anonymousreply 5703/12/2012

Young Dorothy = Lynn Green. I don't know what series she worked on as a writer, but she costarred with Beeth Armstrong in "On Our Own".

WHo does Rose bat for St. Olaf's Woman of the Yer honor?

by Anonymousreply 5803/12/2012

Lynne Greene was great as Young Dorothy, using some Bea Arthur mannerisms flawlessly.

She wrote for ???? Anybody? It was my question, I'll give the answer later if nobody gets it.

by Anonymousreply 5903/12/2012

Sincfe you say the series was notorious, my guess is "Roseanne".

by Anonymousreply 6003/12/2012

[quote]What was the alias Hitler used to teach Rose's history class?

Mr. Shticklemeyer. The gym teacher's name was Eva Braun (no alias).

by Anonymousreply 6103/12/2012

What finishing school did Blanche attend?

Who was in Dorothy's third grade class that ran for class president and showed her his wee wee?

by Anonymousreply 6203/12/2012

Mark Perper. He won by a landslide.

by Anonymousreply 6303/12/2012

What was Dorothy's excuse for licking Mr. Allen's boots so early in the morning? (Mr Allen was her and Blanche's boss at the museum)

by Anonymousreply 6403/12/2012

She had a light breakfast.

Who were the presidents sculpted on Mount Losenbaden, which featured 4 losers of presidential elections?

Extra credit: Who was featured twice, and why?

by Anonymousreply 6503/12/2012

[quote]Who were the presidents sculpted on Mount Losenbaden, which featured 4 losers of presidential elections?

Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie and Adlai Stevenson and Adlai Stevenson

Miami is cuter than...?

by Anonymousreply 6603/12/2012 interuterine....

by Anonymousreply 6703/12/2012

What character did character actor Ronald Hunter play on GG?

by Anonymousreply 6803/12/2012

[quote]What character did character actor Ronald Hunter play on GG?

The doctor who comes over to the house when Sophia thinks she is dying of a heart attack. It was just her gall bladder acting up from all that shit she ate during their party.

Name the two villains that Dorothy tells Mister Terrific are harassing an old lady on the stairwell.

by Anonymousreply 6903/12/2012

Answer to Bonus in R57: Lyn Greene wrote and produced for Nip/Tuck. She just worked on Boss with DL fave Kelsey Grammer.

by Anonymousreply 7003/12/2012

I guess that Mister Terrific question stumped everyone.

by Anonymousreply 7103/13/2012

Lex Luthor and the Joker.

Where did Blanche's brother Clayton and his partner Doug register for their wedding?

by Anonymousreply 7203/13/2012


What was the nickname Dorothy's father had for her that provide Sophia had seen him in heaven?

by Anonymousreply 7305/01/2012

R72, Neiman Marcus.

R73, Spumoni Face.

From what magical land did Toonder the Mediocre/ Magnificent hail from?

by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2012

Oh that's not fair R74! I'm pretty sure Toonder was from Norwegian named place that's impossible to pronounce, let alone spell!

by Anonymousreply 7505/01/2012

All, right, I'll make ti easier. BTW, it was the magical land of Flafluevenhaven. *Dorothy's fork slam* Haha

Who did Blanche say is probably as miserable as Toonder's wife 'cause her husband was also best known for being mediocre?

by Anonymousreply 7605/01/2012

the town was something-something-haven. I remember HAVEN cause I grew up in New Haven, CT.

Who directed Henny Penny?

by Anonymousreply 7705/01/2012

Marilyn Quayle.

Name the jerk in a wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 7805/01/2012

R77, Frank Nann. (That's right, we did have fun, Squeezy-Weezy!)

R78, Ted Tanner. (If the man wants to colorize movies, let him colorize movies. It's showbusiness, for God's sake!)

by Anonymousreply 7905/01/2012

Mammy Watkins should know this one - what did Blanche find in Big Daddy's bible?

by Anonymousreply 8005/01/2012

Mammy W here. Bottle of booze was in the bible.

When Blanche is reading from her journal her initials on the front spell BED, the E is for Elizabeth, she says. But when I, Mammy W, pay a visit I order Blanche to sit and use her real middle name. What is it?

by Anonymousreply 8105/02/2012


What is Sophia's maiden name?

by Anonymousreply 8205/02/2012

Well, she was married to Guido Sporelli (sp?) before she wed Sal, but not sure what it was before that.

Which of Blanche's son's has asthma?

by Anonymousreply 8305/02/2012

Skippy has asthma.

by Anonymousreply 8405/11/2012

As a teenager, Blanche attempted to elope on Christmas Day (although she incorrectly remembered it as Mother's Day). What was the name of the chapel where she was going to tie the knot?

by Anonymousreply 8505/11/2012

According to Rose, what is a gerconerknaken?

by Anonymousreply 8605/11/2012

The precise moment that dog doo turns white.

How are Blanche's mouthy grandson whom Sophia slaps and Dorothy's son Michael related in real life?

by Anonymousreply 8705/11/2012

r82, Grisanti

by Anonymousreply 8805/11/2012

Which episode had Isabel Sanford as a guest star? She was only in it for a few seconds as Bea Arthur didn't like blacks.

by Anonymousreply 8905/12/2012

R87, weren't they brothers in real life? The Jacoby brothers?

by Anonymousreply 9005/12/2012

Yes, R90--Billy and Scott Jacoby

by Anonymousreply 9105/12/2012

A two-fer:

1) What kind of sandwich is a "B.L.P."? Sophia improvised when making this sandwich when she and Rose were doing some kind of moneymaking thingie.

2) Which of the Girls is this actress/dancer the real-life niece of...?

(hint: she appeared in the "Ladies of the Evening" episode of TGG)

by Anonymousreply 9205/12/2012

R92--1) Bacon Lettuce and Potato

Name the actress who played cunty Holly and the two other Susan Harris created series she appeared on.

by Anonymousreply 9305/12/2012

Inga Swenson; Benson and Soap!

What was the title of one of Barbara Thorndyke's books?

by Anonymousreply 9405/12/2012

R92 pt. 2 answer is Amelia Kincade from "Night of the Demons". She's now an animal psychic.

by Anonymousreply 9505/12/2012

So Dark the Waters on Biscayne Bay.

Name one of Roses dogs that she ends up giving away.

by Anonymousreply 9605/12/2012

[quote]So Dark the Waters on Biscayne Bay.

It was actually "So Dark the Waves on Biscayne Bay."

But I was actually hoping you'd mention "Scarlet Dawn at Boca Raton" which has stuck in my head for like twenty years.

by Anonymousreply 9705/12/2012

R85, Bubba's Chapel of Bliss & Tackle Shop.

R96, Jake, who reminded her of her old dog Rusty, who one night had pulled everyone to safety when their house caught fire, even dashing back in to rescue Scruffy the cat, whom he never really liked. She gave Jake to Mr. Hubbard after his wife died.

At what age did Sophia think a woman reached her sexual peak?

by Anonymousreply 9805/12/2012

I come with the sad news that Miami's answer to Meryl Streep, Phyllis Hammerow, has died at age 71.

RIP Janet Carroll

by Anonymousreply 9905/24/2012

What is the "love potion" that housekeeper Marguerite gives to Blanche?

by Anonymousreply 10007/25/2012

Chanel No. 5 for R100.

Name 3 words Rose "rhymes" with "Miami."

by Anonymousreply 10107/25/2012

Mammy, whammy, clammy, Alabamy, hootenanny, salami.

What 2 songs does Dorothy sing at The Rusty Anchor?

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by Anonymousreply 10308/08/2012

What made Dorothy so mad that she uprooted a mighty sequoia?

by Anonymousreply 10408/08/2012

R102, What'll I Do? And Hard-Hearted Hannah.

What song did Blanche song at The Rusty Anchor?

by Anonymousreply 10508/10/2012

R104, Rose lost her car keys.

R105, "I Wanna Be Loved By You"

Which one of Rose's kids was conceived on the Day of the Princess Pig, during the Pig Crowning?

by Anonymousreply 10608/10/2012

Bored at work, can we revive this thread?

by Anonymousreply 10710/10/2012

When Blanche made a bet with God promising to give up sex if Rosé survived her surgery, what was the exception she made?

by Anonymousreply 10810/10/2012

Why did Rose get an AIDS test?

by Anonymousreply 10903/05/2014

I love Rose's green plaid dress.

by Anonymousreply 11003/05/2014
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