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Britney Spears is looking OLD

A pic of her and Kim K at Clive's party last night.

I barely have recognized her - those eye bags add a decade to her face.

by Anonymousreply 12609/11/2013

Please, she looks fine. Better than K K. You can't stay 18 forever.

by Anonymousreply 102/12/2012

Britney looks her age.

A lot more natural than Kim.

by Anonymousreply 202/12/2012

She's next!

by Anonymousreply 302/12/2012

Why would you visit a website called TooFab, OP?

Are you a teenage girl, or just retarded?

by Anonymousreply 402/12/2012

All she needs is brow shaping and a hair color that is more complimentary.

by Anonymousreply 502/12/2012

"I barely have recognized her"?

by Anonymousreply 602/12/2012

And yet, Britney Spears is still with us.

by Anonymousreply 702/12/2012

She looks like she's been drinking.

by Anonymousreply 802/12/2012

R4 it's linked from TMZ

Her eyes look old, which makes the rest of her look older. She is only 30.

by Anonymousreply 902/12/2012

She doesn't look old, she looks... crazy. Her smile is wierdly forced, like she's gritting her teeth.

I hope everything is okay with her.

by Anonymousreply 1002/12/2012

Her smile is the only reason I recognized her. Her smile looks normal Brittney.

by Anonymousreply 1102/12/2012

I have never though she was even pretty - until this picture. Now I can see that she will be a very attractive older woman.

by Anonymousreply 1202/12/2012

she looks like a woman in her 40s with a wheel barrow full of crazy. Fugly as shit.

by Anonymousreply 1302/12/2012

Britney looks like she has some kind of injury to her right eye.

by Anonymousreply 1402/12/2012

R12, she does have that older woman attractiveness going on.

by Anonymousreply 1502/12/2012

Britney looks all natural and Kim K. sure as heck does not and that is the thing with the photo OP linked to.

by Anonymousreply 1602/12/2012

Kim K is going to give Jocelyn Wildenstein a run for her money as she ages. She's already got serious trout pout going on, and she didn't need collagen. No one does; it never looks natural.

As much as I detest her, she did have an extraordinarily beautiful face before she started fucking with it, and she's ruining it. Her exterior is already starting to reflect the emptiness of her soul.

by Anonymousreply 1702/12/2012

It's sad that Whitney is gone yet this ugly untalented bitch is still here cluttering up the radio with that bullshit she calls "music"

by Anonymousreply 1802/12/2012

She's looking better.

by Anonymousreply 1901/28/2013

Agree with R8, she looks like she's had a few. Otherwise she looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 2001/28/2013

r10 look what she had to stand next to, I would have been swatting that thing away like a it was a swarm of radioactive vampire rabies bats

by Anonymousreply 2101/28/2013

Britney looks medicated. She is naturaly a pretty girl with a great smile. Kim is looking like she's in her 40s with those fillers.

by Anonymousreply 2201/28/2013

[quote]She is naturaly a pretty girl.

Horseshit. This is how she looks up close even with eye makeup and lipstick. Without professional makeup artists, hairstylists and strategic lighting, you can see how ugly she really is.

by Anonymousreply 2301/28/2013

She's looking pretty good here, and has slimmed down a bit.

by Anonymousreply 2402/11/2013

R5 is right, and I would add to that: platysma exercises (NOT liposuction!) to tighten up that double chin. The camera is cruel. It might not even be that bad in real life.

by Anonymousreply 2502/11/2013

She really needs to stop dressing in the stripper costumes. She's too old for that shit.

by Anonymousreply 2602/11/2013

r24 must be blind. She looks like a beat 50 year old.

by Anonymousreply 2702/11/2013

[quote]She's looking pretty good here, and has slimmed down a bit.

Off to an interview as a human resources advisor.

by Anonymousreply 2802/11/2013

Wow. People are dim. She looks fine. This is a bad photo catching her as she's about to blink or something.

by Anonymousreply 2902/11/2013

Her hair line is receding bad from all of the weaves and bleaching.

by Anonymousreply 3003/24/2013

The antipsychotic meds she is currently on accounts for her rapid aging. That, combined with her tanning bed days.

by Anonymousreply 3103/24/2013

r23- The contrast and sharpening on that photo is pushed so much, it hurts my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3203/24/2013

r23 - damn!

by Anonymousreply 3303/24/2013

Smoking and sun damage. I wish she'd go back to the bob she wore many years ago. I think she finally found a good colorist, the brunette shade is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 3403/24/2013

Short hair would look good on Britney.

by Anonymousreply 3503/25/2013

For the millioneth time, a gay person on Datalounge suggests a 'bob'.

The bob haircut is ugly.

Long hair always looks a million times better that the god damn 'bob' always suggested by clueless, out of it gay persons who are almost always against long hair -

and by clueless, out of it so-called trained hair stylists on Datalounge who make a living with their low grade skills.

by Anonymousreply 3603/25/2013

I think long hair looks better than short for most women, but stringy long hair does no one favors and some women look better with shorter hair. Britney looks better with hair about her shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 3703/25/2013

I'm with r22 its her medications. What is her diagnosis? She has been under court supervision for years now.

by Anonymousreply 3803/25/2013

Women age fast. The Kardashian chick obviously has gotten work done. You can tell Britney hasn't. If I were straight I wouldn't date any woman over 30. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 3903/25/2013

She looks cute here

by Anonymousreply 4003/25/2013

"Women age fast. The Kardashian chick obviously has gotten work done. You can tell Britney hasn't. If I were straight I wouldn't date any woman over 30. Ever."

Gimme a break, dumb-dumb! Britney is on very heavy medication and the Kardashian chick is plastic and makeup. You take those two as "women age fast"? I got news for you, men age just as fast.

by Anonymousreply 4103/25/2013

It's like looking in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 4203/25/2013

R36. Ahem!

by Anonymousreply 4303/25/2013

She rocks short hair!

by Anonymousreply 4403/25/2013

[quote]Britney is on very heavy medication

So what? She was looking like shit long before she was ever on medication. Quit blaming everything on meds, fangurl. Also, don't forget she's been a smoker for years, which is going to make you look like shit faster.

by Anonymousreply 4503/25/2013

Well, ok, here's Edward Furlong (only 35). Looks like it's over for men at that age, too.

by Anonymousreply 4603/25/2013

At a certain point, women need to cut their long hair or get rid of the extensions(I'm looking at you RHWBH)

Like fillers and lip injections, it actually AGES you, ladies!

Britney, cut your hair and get a proper stylist. And listen to them!

by Anonymousreply 4703/25/2013

She looks good in a bikini.

by Anonymousreply 4803/26/2013

Boobs sagging.

by Anonymousreply 4907/01/2013

R49 Those hips are expanding too.

BTW, those weaves are giving her a receding hairline in the corners.

by Anonymousreply 5007/01/2013

NOT true. She looks great. And at least she doesn't look like a stupid WORM, like Kar-trashian. Please make KK go AWAY. Oh, Please!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5107/01/2013

R51 = Your average flaming Shitney twink fan

by Anonymousreply 5207/01/2013

[quote] She's already got serious trout pout going on, and she didn't need collagen. No one does; it never looks natural.

Nobody uses collagen anymore, Miss Expert.

by Anonymousreply 5307/01/2013

With her latest handler, shopping at Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 5407/05/2013

Homegurl has been looking old ever since she gave birth. She really let herself go. She could be on "Honey Boo Boo" as white trash comes to her oh so naturally.

by Anonymousreply 5507/05/2013

R55 I agree. And why does this old whore keep singing songs about fucking and going to the club? Time to grow the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 5607/05/2013

R56 Shitney doesn't pick her songs-her people do. She's a robotic puppet and would "sing" anything they told her to. Sad part is, she could have a song with nothing but the phrase "I eat dog shit" over and over for 3 minutes and her stans would bring it to the top of the charts. There is no sadder fan base.

by Anonymousreply 5707/05/2013

R57 LMAO! So true! Her stans really are a bunch of delusional freaks. I think they might even be worse than the Vadge stans, which is REALLY bad!

by Anonymousreply 5807/05/2013

i bet she'd do a great job with "I eat old people's excrement!"

by Anonymousreply 5907/05/2013

Oh come on, don't be so mean to her. Unlike say Lohan, Britney is someone who I actually do feel pity. She's been doing this since she was five and stopped enjoying it when she was 18 or 19. Madonna was 26 when she attained stardom so she knew what she was doing. Britney hasn't even had a choice in the type of entertainer she wanted to be. When she was at her peak from 1999-2002, she had charisma, sex appeal and confidence to spare. Not the best voice, but better than Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha,etc. And she proved on SNL and film/TV cameos that she had some comedic chops. If she'd had the intelligence and better management who allowed her to grow up as a person and entertainer, it may have played out differently.

I despised her until BLACKOUT so I'm not a crazed fan just someone who's grown to see what she does have and not hate her for what she doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 6007/06/2013

I think she is on heavy psych meds since her epic breakdown...which is why she is still in conservatorship ...and she is just a major cog in the spears business machine...when she finally retires- or is allowed to- it will be that her Daddy et al have decided she / they / her kids have enough money for the rest of their lives.....she is just pathetic. I hope she finds her Double wide Airstream in the sunset to live out her days in the style shewants

by Anonymousreply 6107/06/2013

Blackout was a good album. The non-Dr. Luke produced tracks on Femme Fatale were good. Ooh La La is a horrible single and Britney releasing it shows that she's still heavily medicated...she used to have a killer instinct for what people wanted to hear from her.

by Anonymousreply 6207/06/2013

Not bad

by Anonymousreply 6307/07/2013

Is Shitney's fanbase mostly twinks and white trash girls? Who's buying her "music"? Because I don't know anybody that likes her.

by Anonymousreply 6407/07/2013

Brit was never a great beauty, at best she had the glow of youth that makes everyone more attractive until real life comes by and whacks the happy out of their faces. She's got the face of any moderately pretty shop assistant and she's in reasonably good shape considering she's had kids and is heavily medicated. I used to despise her for being so vapid but I've come to pity her for the life she's been forced into. This is a girl who would be happiest on a big farm somewhere, looking after her kids and maybe some pets. Instead she's on the treadmill until her pappy reckons he's got enough money.

I would prefer to spend time with even a heavily medicated Brit any day of the week and twice on Sundays rather than the plastic, vapid, egomaniacal balloon-assed baboon that is the vile Kuntrashian. There is nothing attractive about this trick, absolutely nothing. She's such a pointless excrescence with zero appeal. How the fuck does she actually make a living? I wonder if the rumours about being near bankruptcy are true. We can only hope...

by Anonymousreply 6507/07/2013

R56 and R64 yes, preach! My former tennis friend (he moved) was a fan of Shitney and has seen her "perform". He said you see teen girls, and femme gays of all ages at her concerts. That's basically it. That's why her handlers can get away with having her "sing" the shittiest of songs possible.

by Anonymousreply 6607/07/2013

Taking out the extensions, good bras, cutting out the fraps would help.

by Anonymousreply 6707/07/2013

Much improved look.

by Anonymousreply 6807/23/2013

Stupid-looking hootchy boots. Otherwise, she looks fine. No big whoop.

by Anonymousreply 6907/23/2013

She looks like an average 40 year old, bleached blonde woman who needs better-fitting clothing.

by Anonymousreply 7007/23/2013

Britney will retire when her father passes away.

by Anonymousreply 7107/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 7207/24/2013

You might be right R71

by Anonymousreply 7307/24/2013

She looked good at the Smurfs premiere.

by Anonymousreply 7407/29/2013

She looks even worse. God, she looks 50.

by Anonymousreply 7507/29/2013

[quote]Ooh La La is a horrible single and Britney releasing it shows that she's still heavily medicated

I don't think that throwaway nonsense was meant as anything other than soundtrack fodder/to cross-promote the film. Is it an actual single? Oh dear if it is.

And obviously she wouldn't have control or say or even cares what is released.

by Anonymousreply 7607/29/2013

R75 - She does not look 50. Granted she could lose a few pounds, but she looks put together and functional.

by Anonymousreply 7707/29/2013

She seems better when there is a man in her life, even if he is a paid employee as rumors suggest. I never liked her early on either, but I feel bad for her. She must be so submissive, everyone tells her what to do.

by Anonymousreply 7807/29/2013

Britney's fan base is/was lower-class girls and the most femme, "salesbottom" types of gay guys. Everybody else has never cared for her music, even when she was at her peak years ago.

by Anonymousreply 7907/29/2013

"Just days after flaunting her super svelte figure in a bright blue bandage dress at the premiere of The Smurfs 2, Britney Spears has revealed just what she had going on underneath her killer outfit.

The star donned two itsy bitsy string bikinis during two days at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor in Valencia, California."

Britney is not super svelte.

by Anonymousreply 8008/01/2013

preach R79 R80 yes Shitney looks gross. She never was a beauty and she continues to look worse with every year.

by Anonymousreply 8108/01/2013

She does not look gross. She does not look "super svelte" but she looks pretty good for a woman approaching middle age.

by Anonymousreply 8208/01/2013

I'm getting a creepy "Jayne Mansfield at the end" vibe from those pictures. Something feels really strange and off.

by Anonymousreply 8308/01/2013

britney is one ugly troll who can't even sing.

by Anonymousreply 8408/01/2013

She's improving.

by Anonymousreply 8508/01/2013

"the bigger the better"

by Anonymousreply 8608/02/2013

I wonder if under her conservatorship she was forced to be on birth control. She wants a daughter and I would be afraid she would find another freeloader to get pregnant by.

by Anonymousreply 8708/02/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 8808/02/2013

Who the fuck still even pays attention to this pig other than white trash girls and coked-out twinks?

by Anonymousreply 8908/02/2013

I'm another that feels sorry for her. I've not a bought an album of hers. Not my style of music. But she seems so trapped and has for years. I bought she wants to move to Louisiana, eat fried chicken, watch soaps, and clip coupons. But no way will her machine let that happen.

by Anonymousreply 9008/02/2013

There are photos of Britney in the Daily Mail yesterday walking around a water park in a bikini and she has a fabulous body - really stunning sexy body.

Looks like she might have breast implants. Or they could be natural. But if implants, they are very well done and look fantastic and natural. If they are implants, they are NOT the round grapefruit kind, but rather a natural shape.

And the rest of her body is killer.

by Anonymousreply 9108/02/2013

[quote]I'm another that feels sorry for her.

Then you're an idiot. Try feeling sorry for the homeless or poverty in third world countries instead of some spoiled old rich slut. And don't give me the "mental illness" bullshit. Look at all the homeless people with mental illness who have nobody to help them.

by Anonymousreply 9208/02/2013

r91 - she used to have HUGE breast implants but she had them removed. She was like 17 or was sad. Watch "Born to Make you Happy" video - it was released only in Europe. Her huge boobs turned up a few other places, but then she had them removed before the "Slave 4 U" vid when she had that sexy, lithe body and smaller chest. Having kids made her boobs get a lot bigger.

by Anonymousreply 9308/02/2013

Around the time she did Slave 4 U and Overprotected, she was at her hottest.

by Anonymousreply 9408/02/2013

She is looking a LOT better than she did in her late 20's IMO. She is starting to look healthier & happier. I think her figure right now is very feminine and cute, I wish she would change her hair style though.

I used to dislike Britney Spears, I thought she was just a JR Madonna, but now I like her & can see her appeal. I do feel sorry for her because she has been working since she was a just a kid due to her pushy stage mother. I think Britney really just wanted to be a kid instead of a star. I think she is a very lost person, everyone around her, including her family used her. I also think Sam Lufti did some seriously bad shit to her.

by Anonymousreply 9508/02/2013

She could lose about 10 lbs., but not bad.

by Anonymousreply 9608/02/2013

he looks like an average white woman approaching 40. She's not beautiful-never was. At her best, she was a little above average, bordering on cute. Not a stunner, not gorgeous, beautiful etc.

She's just a slob by nature. She's white trash with money.

by Anonymousreply 9708/02/2013

That linebacker neck of hers dropped her off of the "cute" list a long time ago.

It's too bad that her family and professional team exploit her and her mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 9808/02/2013

Britney Spears will never have the same career she had before. She is in her thirties now. Her handlers should allow her to make music for her age group. A lot of her fans are older now.

by Anonymousreply 9908/03/2013

So, r92, we're only allowed to feel sorry for those mentally ill people who are homeless?

Are you the same troll who constantly insists that we can't feel bad for anyone, ever, as long as there are starving orphans in Darfur?

The fact is, no matter who you're looking at, chances are there's someone else in the world who is worse off. Yes, even the mentally ill homeless guy on the corner is probably better off than someone somewhere. That doesn't mean that we can't express concern and remorse when we see a person struggling with a difficult illness, even if they do have a shitload of money.

by Anonymousreply 10008/03/2013

Madonna is 20 plus years older than Britney. Mick Jagger is almost 40 years older than Britney. They are still going.

by Anonymousreply 10108/03/2013

Smoking, tanning, and being pale skinned will make you age rapidly.

by Anonymousreply 10208/03/2013

She does have muscular arms.

by Anonymousreply 10308/03/2013

She looks like she close to 50. Her career is over. She still has about 10 fans who will buy 50 copies of her shit a piece in order to get her to chart, but beyond that she brings nothing to the table. She is way too old to still be trying to do this, especially when she has absolutely no talent.

by Anonymousreply 10408/03/2013

r103 is blind.

by Anonymousreply 10508/03/2013

Remember when she sang like this?

by Anonymousreply 10608/03/2013

Those thighs are looking jiggly as fuck! Also, Shitney, gurl, you need to touch up them roots if you're gonna go blonde.

R106 as a kid her voice was fine but by the time she was in her teens, her voice was shitty. It's even worse now but c'mon. Her first album featured auto-tuned vocals and no impressive singing displays. Some people don't sing as well after maturing. Shitney seems to be one of those people.

by Anonymousreply 10708/03/2013

I'd like to see her with short, dark hair.

by Anonymousreply 10808/03/2013

I want to know why this old whore is STILL singing songs about fucking and going to the club and dressing like a street hooker. Does she plan on still continuing on with this shtick at 40 and 50? Leave that shit to the girls in their 20's, not some twice divorced mother of two.

by Anonymousreply 10908/03/2013

R109 - see Madonna

by Anonymousreply 11008/03/2013

R109 her handlers decide her music. They sell to pre-teens, teens, trashy white girls in their early 20s, and the embarrassing sector within the gay population who like disposable music. With Shitney's shitty voice, what else can she sing about? She can't do powerful ballads or anything deep as her voice has no emotion to it.

by Anonymousreply 11108/03/2013

R110 Madonna is definitely a joke now, but back when she was Shitney's age, at least she didn't have any kids yet. Also, at least Vadge tried different styles of music and looks. Shitney on the other hand has always had the same generic pop sound she's always had and the same boring stripper look.

by Anonymousreply 11208/03/2013

It looks silly to see both Shitney and Vadge singing songs aimed at people in high school and college.

by Anonymousreply 11308/04/2013

I like the jeans, but she should not bare her belly.

by Anonymousreply 11408/06/2013

She is dumb as a box of rocks, when the Cheetah Girl thinks you are stupid it's pretty bad.

by Anonymousreply 11508/12/2013

R115 - Cheetah Girl?

by Anonymousreply 11608/14/2013

She must have smoked an enormous amount of meth the year that led to her conservatorship.

She seems to be a shell of the performer she once was. Blackout was a great pop album.

by Anonymousreply 11708/14/2013

[quote]She seems to be a shell of the performer she once was. Blackout was a great pop album.

britbot, there's the door. Use it.

by Anonymousreply 11808/14/2013

Life is no fun for this pitiful woman.

by Anonymousreply 11908/14/2013

I think it was more underlying mental illness tha meth.

by Anonymousreply 12008/14/2013

"Britney Spears heads to a dance studio for a rehearsal on Friday (August 16) in Calabasas, Calif."

by Anonymousreply 12108/17/2013

plain and dumpy looking when she's not all dolled up.

by Anonymousreply 12208/17/2013

Britney Spears steps out for her daily workout with her bodyguard keeping a close eye on Tuesday (September 10) in Calabasas, Calif.

The 31-year-old entertainer recently revealed the release date for her new song “Work Bitch”!

“Work Bitch is going to premiere WORLDWIDE this Monday, Sept 16th at 6pm ET. You can listen on @iHeartRadio or your local radio station.” Brit tweeted that day. “Work Bitch will be available on @iTunesMusic that night at 12:01am ET, Sept 17th… are u ready?! #YouBettaWorkB #1Week”

by Anonymousreply 12309/11/2013

Work Bitch is a hot name for a song.

by Anonymousreply 12409/11/2013

Here her handlers go again, having her steal ideas. That phrase has been around since the mid 80s. I'm sure her new track will sound as shitty as ever, but her buffoon fan base will lap it up anyway. She could release a song speaking the words "dog shit" over and over and they would buy it. The Shitney Spears fans are truly the dumbest of any recording act's fans.

Shitney ain't working either. Bitch looks dumpy as hell. She looks almost 40.

by Anonymousreply 12509/11/2013

I think she is still a cute girl & she looks better now than she did in her mid-late 20's. I used to hate this girl, but now I like her & wish her well.

by Anonymousreply 12609/11/2013
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