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Snooki admits to being bisexual, JWoww thinks "The Situation" could be gay.

Snooki, things got hot and heavy with Deena [another one of the "Jersey Shore" roommates] last season. Do you consider yourself bisexual?

Snooki: I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented.

What about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino? What's the deal? Gay? Not gay?

Snooki: Do you think he's gay?

It wouldn't shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don't end up hooking up.

Snooki: And he gives them men's clothing to wear.

JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes... everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know... the signs.

Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?

JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I'm like, "Be happy with yourself!"

Snooki: Was he like, "No, I'm not"?

JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, "I would love you more if you could be yourself." I can't confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.

Do you talk to him about it?

JWoww: He brings it up. He'll say, "People think I'm gay and I don't know what they're talking about."

Snooki: He told me one time, "[All the talk is] making me wonder."

by Anonymousreply 3712/30/2012

i kinda love these two gals. i think they're funny and adorable. and now ... kinda badass.

by Anonymousreply 102/07/2012

Waking up in a pool of your female pal's vomit is not bisexuality, you daygo hobbit.

by Anonymousreply 202/07/2012

How ironic that you want to snark about them OP, but you're the gutter trash of humanity that keeps them front and center.

by Anonymousreply 302/07/2012

Fuck off, r3.

I don't even watch the show.

by Anonymousreply 402/07/2012

I watch and I love them. For mindless entertainment, there is nothing better.

by Anonymousreply 502/07/2012

Just in time for their new series. The "bi" angle. Gee, how boring.

by Anonymousreply 602/07/2012

I banged the "Situation" and he purred for more.

by Anonymousreply 702/07/2012

Well, thank goodness they aren't "inning" him and are actually saying what they think. You'd have to be blind not to see it. I mean, how could you possibly not?

by Anonymousreply 802/07/2012


by Anonymousreply 902/07/2012

So will The Situation ever come out?

by Anonymousreply 1002/07/2012

I used to hate The Situation, but I actually felt sorry for him in Italy. Everyone hates him and he's probably deeply closeted.

by Anonymousreply 1102/07/2012

I want to get fucked by the Situation's friend, Unit. Bet he has a huge one.

by Anonymousreply 1202/07/2012

Maybe Cynthia Nixon could explain to Snooki what the word bisexual means.

by Anonymousreply 1302/07/2012

The Jersey Shore guys need to stop inking their bodies. They've made themselves horribly ugly.

by Anonymousreply 1402/07/2012

[quote]The Jersey Shore guys need to stop inking their bodies. They've made themselves horribly ugly.

I love that Vinny came back from his mini-breakdown with a huge tat on his chest about god and then he said it was time to go out and get laid. How very pious of him. I thought he was the only guy on the show who wasn't a big poser. guess I was wrong. Go fuck every girl you can with that humongous cock of yours; just don't pretend to be some holier than thou man of god while you're doing it you tool.

by Anonymousreply 1502/07/2012

Do you think they are building up for him to come out on the show?

by Anonymousreply 1602/07/2012

R12 is a double-bagger. Ick.

by Anonymousreply 1702/07/2012

Even if the Situation was gay it is not exactly like he is a hot commodity...unless you define hot commodity as cesspool of STI's and steroids.

by Anonymousreply 1802/07/2012

I wouldn't fuck any of them with my worst friend's dick.

by Anonymousreply 1902/07/2012

[quote]I love that Vinny came back from his mini-breakdown with a huge tat on his chest about god and then he said it was time to go out and get laid.

Isn't that the way most holier-than-thou people behave? They all contradict their God shit.

by Anonymousreply 2002/07/2012

[quote]Do you think they are building up for him to come out on the show?

On one hand he seems so deeply closeted and self-loathing that he would never come out; on the other hand, he's such a famewhore that I could see him coming out to extend his 15 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 2102/08/2012

And here I thought the show was gunning for Ronnie to come out (I swear I would never cheat on you ... with a girl!") in season one.

by Anonymousreply 2202/08/2012

Aren't they all gay on that show? And didn't they say the DJ just celebrated his 31st birthday, and he's still doing this teenage shit?

by Anonymousreply 2302/08/2012

The Situation is cleary fucking The Unit, forming one ultimate douche known at The Unitation.

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2012

The Unfortunate Situation has a VERY fugly face. Who would fuck him without a paper bag over his head?

by Anonymousreply 2502/09/2012

Now he's furious with JWOWW and Snooki and has felt it necessary to put out an official statement that he's straight.

Also -- I know it's way uncool to admit to watching JS now that it's jumped the shark, but did anyone see the bit on last night's episode where Mike talked about his oldest brother, Frank, hooking up with Deena's sister? I could have sworn Frank was gay and out (he's the one on the left in the famous "turtleneck" family picture, reposted at the link).

by Anonymousreply 2602/10/2012

Angelina had the jump on this way before now.

by Anonymousreply 2702/10/2012

Do you think he'll come out now that the show is over?

by Anonymousreply 2812/29/2012

Lets hope not r28. The less we hear from them, the better.

by Anonymousreply 2912/29/2012

Jersey Shore, The Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, Justin Beaver-head, Twilight... It makes me want to disown my entire generation. I hate that my generation eats this vapid shit.

by Anonymousreply 3012/29/2012

R29 Well, yeah you have a point there!

by Anonymousreply 3112/29/2012

Yeah your generation with Bobby Sherman, David Cassidy and Donny Osmond was much cooler.

by Anonymousreply 3212/30/2012

Is Mike a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 3312/30/2012

The Situation is hot...He could easily carry a sitcom on his muscly shoulders...

by Anonymousreply 3412/30/2012

R34 That airbrushed promotional picture is from 2009.

This is a non-airbrushed picture from 2012:

by Anonymousreply 3512/30/2012

[quote]JWoww thinks "The Situation" could be gay.

Who's the ASSHOLE that posted this???


might also mean might NOT BE GAY.

That's the way it is with a word like could...

So it is, in effect, a non statement.

Boy I hope whosoever posted this gets banned for life.

by Anonymousreply 3612/30/2012

I can see him as gay for pay pornstar, thats where he can suck lots of cocks he want and still claim he's totally straight. Self-hating eldergays love that!

by Anonymousreply 3712/30/2012
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