Because it's a stupid piece of shit. I mean, who other than a couple of blind guys would want to fight over this ugly, nasty bitch who is a good 5 years older than either of them?
"Fox is waving the white flag on what is supposed to be a worth-the-price-of-admission movie which in and of itself is a rarity these days. The studio was supposed to open its âromantic action comedyâ This Means War on Tuesday aka Valentineâs Day. But the studio hasnât seen the picâs poor tracking pick up at all in recent days, while Sony Pictures/Screen Gemsâ The Vow is soaring in wannasee. So Fox has decided to get out of the way. In an unusual move this late in the game, the studio will sneak This Means War on Tuesday and then hope word of mouth spreads before its new release date of Friday, February 17th. I donât get what the moviegoing publicâs problem with this pic is: Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, and Reese Witherspoon are just as cool casting as Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams (though apparently not as box office) and the trailers have been engaging (though thrust into a lot of clutter) and the film didnât look dumb (and thatâs is half the battle with this genre)."