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Here's Michael Fassbender's Cock In "Shame"

Brightened up so you can see it, and animated!

by Anonymousreply 10212/16/2013

Why was it shot in such darkness in the first place?

That shows how stupid it is to do nudity and then hide it in the shadows.

The lightened frames show how it should have been shot in the first place!

by Anonymousreply 502/06/2012

Wow. So that's the cock that Clooney couldn't shut up about?

by Anonymousreply 602/06/2012

It's certainly pretty big when it's flaccid.

Nice natural bush too!

by Anonymousreply 702/06/2012

His balls are also massive. He pisses in the film, and those boys are hanging like a bulls. They look like they must weigh 15 pounds.

The guy is so fucking hot! Those teeth he has scream sex. He's like a fox.

by Anonymousreply 802/06/2012

"His balls are also massive. He pisses in the film, and those boys are hanging like a bulls."

Hot. Do we have any screencaps of the balls?

by Anonymousreply 902/06/2012

Let me just check on something. That is a giant cock.

by Anonymousreply 1002/06/2012

r9, I'll have to see if I can get an animated gif, because they're swaying all over the place in the scene between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 1102/06/2012

Linky stinky.

by Anonymousreply 1202/06/2012

r12, wtf are you talking about? It works.

by Anonymousreply 1302/06/2012

Told you guys!

by Anonymousreply 1402/06/2012

[quote]Why was it shot in such darkness in the first place?

To hide it.

They want to seem "real" by showing it, but they don't want to freak out the het men in the audience (or have the gay men and the women talking about it for the next fifteen minutes and missing the rest of the movie).

by Anonymousreply 1502/06/2012

You're creeping me out, George.

by Anonymousreply 1602/06/2012

It's a doozie! Thanks OP

by Anonymousreply 1702/06/2012

Big dick, but his body is too fucking smooth.

by Anonymousreply 1802/06/2012

Would drink his piss.

by Anonymousreply 1902/06/2012

The brightened image confirms that he is uncut.

by Anonymousreply 2002/06/2012

How can you tell, R20? What should I be looking for?

by Anonymousreply 2102/06/2012

You can see the foreskin goes all the way down the shaft, R21.

Also there's no 'head' shape at the tip, as there is in cut guys.

by Anonymousreply 2202/06/2012

It took the circ troll 20 posts to show up? He must have temporarily lost his internet connection.

by Anonymousreply 2302/06/2012

Wow! Thanks for the link, Op!

What other films does he show his peter in? I'll be sure to see them all soon.

Off topic: Does anyone have any idea why he was not nominated for an Oscar this year?

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2012

Because Americans punish actors who show their cocks.

by Anonymousreply 2502/09/2012

I am always amazed as what qualifies as "huge" here. Though I guess it makes me feel better about myself.

by Anonymousreply 2602/09/2012

R26, stop beating around the bush. If you don't think Fassbender has a big cock, how big is yours by comparison?

by Anonymousreply 2702/09/2012

Do you think he is fluffed or semi-hard in this scene?

by Anonymousreply 2802/14/2012

Some gay dudes are so immaturely fixated on penises. Yeah, males have penises. Big deal. Grow up, dudes.

by Anonymousreply 2902/14/2012

[quote]Some gay dudes are so immaturely fixated on penises. Yeah, males have penises. Big deal. Grow up, dudes.

Dudes?

F&F the "straight-acting male" Mary!

by Anonymousreply 3002/14/2012

He's a shower not a grower

by Anonymousreply 3102/14/2012

Can't one be both, R31?

by Anonymousreply 3202/14/2012

Well that just would not be fair!

by Anonymousreply 3302/14/2012

He's like the new Colin Farrell. You just get the vibe that he's dirty and "fun."

by Anonymousreply 3402/14/2012

I just saw the movie

It should have been called

"I'm really depressed and stare off into space all day long and then go home and watch porn"

by Anonymousreply 3502/14/2012

Glug

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2012

well, i guess i also have a huge cock then. awesome!

by Anonymousreply 3705/14/2012

Woooowwww it's a big cock. I'd just give him an OSCAR for his big penis, yummiii! :p

by Anonymousreply 3805/18/2012

good cock lol

by Anonymousreply 3906/01/2012

I think he is fluffed.

by Anonymousreply 4006/01/2012

R35, add "and fill my office laptop to bursting with the nastiest porn I can find online" and you'd be pretty close.

I have to admit I rented "Shame" just for some naked Fassbender, but I ended up actually liking the movie, and also naked Fassbender.

by Anonymousreply 4106/01/2012

Just heard about this movie today and am in lust with Michael Fassbender ever since I saw him in X-men First Class. So am def in the mood to fill my thrill by getting me some full-frontal Fassbender.

by Anonymousreply 4206/24/2012

R42, if you've just heard about it today for the first time, you must be new to DL or not post often, because there have been dozens of threads about this

by Anonymousreply 4306/24/2012

R31 is correct

by Anonymousreply 4406/24/2012

How do we know if R31 is correct until we see his cock at full erection?

by Anonymousreply 4506/24/2012

It's big but I reckon I'd take it.

by Anonymousreply 4608/13/2012

Maybe it's an Irish thing... You know like how Jewish and Asian guys are said to have really small ones, maybe most if not all Irish dudes have huge wangs...

:)

by Anonymousreply 4708/16/2012

It's beautiful, but yes, it's fluffed. No problem in that - it's still hot.

by Anonymousreply 4808/16/2012

Jewish guys do not have small ones.

by Anonymousreply 4908/16/2012

R49, Jewish guys have part of their cocks missing, so yes, they have smaller ones than average.

by Anonymousreply 5008/16/2012

God he is divine. I am soooo attracted to him.

by Anonymousreply 5108/16/2012

The more I look at that lightened up version, the stranger it seems. It looks like he is wearing some kind of cut out covering, otherwise he has the oddest thatch of pubic hairs I have seen. I don't see any big balls which would be obviously swinging as he walked towards us. The whole thing is a puzzlement.

Something about that meat is not kosher.

by Anonymousreply 5208/16/2012

[R47] I can unfortunately tell you not all Irish men are well hung, from my experience, its been quite the opposite

by Anonymousreply 5308/16/2012

Well Colin Farrell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Liam Neeson have big cocks.

by Anonymousreply 5408/16/2012

why can't I open this link?

by Anonymousreply 5508/16/2012

What browser are you using R55? It works in IE9, Chrome and Firefox.

by Anonymousreply 5608/16/2012

R51, he's so hot it actually hurts doesn't it?

by Anonymousreply 5709/03/2012

the cock croweth but the hen delivereth the goods.

by Anonymousreply 5809/03/2012

The cock groweth and the hen enjoyeth.

by Anonymousreply 5909/03/2012

[quote]The more I look at that lightened up version, the stranger it seems. It looks like he is wearing some kind of cut out covering, otherwise he has the oddest thatch of pubic hairs I have seen. I don't see any big balls which would be obviously swinging as he walked towards us. The whole thing is a puzzlement.

That's an issue with the film being shot dark and lightened up a lot in the clip. The deepest shadows around his cock and balls bottomed out into pure black in the original footage, so there was no info in those areas that could be lightened to show any detail. There could have been a lower contrast used in the lightened clip to also lighten the shadowed areas more, but that wouldn't reveal any more detail.

by Anonymousreply 6009/03/2012

R54 I don't think JRM is as hung as the other two.

by Anonymousreply 6109/11/2012

You think Colin Farrell is bigger than JRM?

by Anonymousreply 6209/11/2012

Hamm has more ham than Fassy.

by Anonymousreply 6309/12/2012

Not necessarily, R63. We don't know for sure.

We must ask both men to challenge each other to a Measuring Contest.

Several members of DL will be chosen as the judging panel.

by Anonymousreply 6409/12/2012

The king of snakes.

by Anonymousreply 6509/13/2012

I don't think he's THAT big. Trust me, i've seen alot of cocks and their are "showers" and "growers". the majority of us are "growers"--he's the type that will stay the same length but just get hard. Also, he's a small guy, so he looks hung like a bull.

by Anonymousreply 6609/13/2012

R66, that's only true to an extent. While he is probably more of a shower, when you're bigger as a shower than some who are growers, you are still pretty damn big.

by Anonymousreply 6709/13/2012

R66, you mean it's an optical illusion?

by Anonymousreply 6809/14/2012

Have you ever noticed that the penises are really tiny on Greek and Roman statues? What's up with that?

by Anonymousreply 6909/14/2012

R69, I forget the exact reason why, but I remember learning a bit about it in one of my classical art courses once. My teacher said that the ancient Greeks & Romans preferred small & normal-sized penises because they viewed big ones as vulgar-looking.

They also disliked exposed penis heads and preferred ones with foreskins.

by Anonymousreply 7009/14/2012

Yum!!'

by Anonymousreply 7109/14/2012

Yeah, super nice peen but why does he look like crap all of a sudden? He looks like he's aged 10 years in the last few months. He clothes are bizarre and he looks anorexic. What's up with him?

by Anonymousreply 7209/26/2012

Notice it's Irish guys: Farrell, Fassy, Neesom that are hung???

Good genes

by Anonymousreply 7309/26/2012

Is that Zen R67?

by Anonymousreply 7409/26/2012

Thanks R70. I was not aware.

by Anonymousreply 7510/02/2012

Just checking to see if the swinging dick shows up in the little box without clicking the link.

Is this flaccid dick considered to be NFSW?

by Anonymousreply 7610/03/2012

BUMP to scare off the fraus and freepers. I hope you all get fired and your husbands leave you for looking at COCK online, bitches!!

by Anonymousreply 7710/03/2012

If looking at MF's perfect peen would set me free from both of those things, I'd have used it as my screen saver and wallpaper long ago.

by Anonymousreply 7810/03/2012

Make me ....

by Anonymousreply 7910/03/2012

Okay, I'm scared now.

by Anonymousreply 8010/03/2012

[quote]Just checking to see if the swinging dick shows up in the little box without clicking the link.

Yes, it most certainly does!

Clearly Webbie didn't think this change through.

by Anonymousreply 8110/03/2012

I'm not seeing any swinging dick preview.

by Anonymousreply 8210/03/2012

It was there an hour ago but now it has disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 8310/03/2012

Very dangly, I like Mike's cock.

by Anonymousreply 8410/03/2012

The anti-gay anti-male webmaster has a new purpose in his/her/its sad, lonely life: censoring cocks!!

by Anonymousreply 8510/03/2012

It's still dangling on another Fassbender thread.

by Anonymousreply 8610/03/2012

His girlfriend can handle all of that?

by Anonymousreply 8710/03/2012

[quote]I just saw him in "A Dangerous Method" and he made no bulge at all in his outfits. Wonder where he hides it?

I can't believe i've noticed this, but, aside from droopy crotched and/or baggy pants, another reason that some decently or well-endowed guys lack bulge is because, if you look from the side profile, some guys cocks really sit completely in front of their legs, while other guys have thighs that jut out some, and their pubic area is simply more recessed, so their cocks sit more actually between their legs, so no prominent bulge unless they're wearing really high crotched, tight-fitting pants, as to accent the cock sitting between the legs.

by Anonymousreply 8810/03/2012

Guys with small dicks point, which shows a bulge. Fassy hangs straight down = no bulge.

by Anonymousreply 8910/03/2012

I just read that the guy with the world's largest penis (9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 erect) was stopped by airport security because they thought there was something out of the ordinary there. The could see that bulge!

by Anonymousreply 9010/03/2012

He has obviously had a bit of 'privacy' before the take. I wake up in the moring like that all the time. Some ladies fail to understand essential cock mechanics, for instance I'm like an acorn when it's cold but when its warm your chap hangs out rather like this if you're of a pretty decent or average size. Basically he's jimmied himself.

by Anonymousreply 9112/04/2012

tasty

by Anonymousreply 9212/04/2012

Quite big dick.

by Anonymousreply 9312/04/2012

Where do insane gay guys like R50 come from?

by Anonymousreply 9412/04/2012

I'm bigger...

by Anonymousreply 9512/07/2012

S H A V E that hairy bush.

by Anonymousreply 9603/20/2013

R49, you are truly an idiot. The foreskin covers the glans. When the foreskin is removed it doesn't affect the length of the penis.

I think you're the anti-circ troll who keeps call a cut dick "mutilated."

by Anonymousreply 9703/21/2013

There's nothing there. There's frequently nothing there in links to blogs. Why?

by Anonymousreply 9803/21/2013

If his cock doesnt get any bigger when its hard then its not that impressive. He could just be a show-er not a grower. Size only matters when its being put to use, not when your walking around.

by Anonymousreply 9903/21/2013

I dont know what the big deal is; it doesnt look that big at all. Maybe need to see it hard and see if hes a shower or grower...but gay men can tell you its not huge at all. The most noticable thing is what looks like a full bush considering so many men these days are overtrimming or shaving down there

by Anonymousreply 10006/29/2013

Don't be stupid people. It's easy to get your dick to look bigger when it's flaccid. Get an erection and then let it settle. That's clearly why it's so big on screen. Unless youre Ken Jeong you're not going to show the whole world the actual size of it flaccid. It looks big because he either got it hard and then let it settle or he stretched it out a bit right before shooting the scene. Don't be so stupid people

by Anonymousreply 10112/16/2013

I don't think that it's that impressive either. He's super skinny so that's probably why it seems so large.

by Anonymousreply 10212/16/2013
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